When you are a dog, you can roll and act coquettishly and confidently. ()
However, from the perspective of Ruan Xiangyuan's bottom line of moral integrity, when one is a human being, one should always behave like a human being—
If in the eyes of other people, Ruan Xiangyuan is like a pet dog kept in captivity by Lei Qie, then in Lei Qie's eyes, how could he be alone
So annoying.
For the first time after living for more than 20 years, I feel that it is very troublesome to be a good person when everyone around you thinks that you will only be around one person to please and behave.
Then again, what kind of toe did these idiots use to make up the magical meaning that I led the marriage from Building 3 to Building 2—and imagined that I had already done it and they saw it with their own eyes Same, shit.
It's true that Lao Tzu's integrity is broken, but integrity will always live in my heart, you know what a fart!
Pooh!
"...Ah, I'm so annoying to the infinite Maoshan Taoist."
When Ruan Xiangyuan returned to the corridor of Building No. 3, he was completely different from the arrogance and domineering in front of Baitang. At this moment, the black-haired young man still seemed a little out of his mind
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He just buried his head and walked forward, thinking about a lot of things in a mess in his mind, but he still couldn't sort it out, until he bumped into Reyce, who was furious because he didn't call him, and ran out to arrest people—
"Ah, where did you go!" the prison guard pouted and yelled angrily, "The white sparrow clearly said that your bullshit training has long since ended—please check the time, it's already It's curfew, are you really embarrassed to increase the workload of the prison guards by running around like this!!!"
He scolded without explanation.
Ruan Xiangyuan raised his head and looked at the face of the prison guard in front of him, who was blushing with anger and had a thick neck. For some reason, he suddenly had the illusion that he had returned from hell to a slightly better world... The original gloom in his heart subsided slightly, and the black-haired young man blinked. After blinking, he said honestly: "Sorry, I stayed in the shower room for a long time, and forgot to check the time."
But Reis still didn't seem to want to calm down. His whole face was terribly gloomy, and he was not in a hurry to drive Ruan Xiangyuan back to the cell with his hips crossed. Instead, he stopped in the middle of the road like a crab and stared at him: "I According to other prisoners, Rachel also went to the swimming pool later."
"Huh?" He raised his head reflexively to the name, and the moment he met the prison guard's eyes, Baitang's words flashed through his mind again, Ruan Xiangyuan paused, and nodded numbly, "Ah, that's right. , is gone."
Reyes took a deep breath, and was about to continue the next round of cursing—
Unexpectedly, at this time, he saw something wrong with the expression on the face of this black-haired young man who usually refused to give in on Rachel's issue—his face looked very dull, as if they were arguing at this moment Ruan Xiangyuan interrupted Reis's words first, his face was numb, and he replied slowly: "I know what you want to say, in the future... I will stay away from him. "
"W-what?!" Never expecting that he would get such a standard answer, Reis almost suffocated himself without raising his mouth, his mouth opened wide into the shape of a raw egg.
Ruan Xiangyuan frowned slightly: "In short, that's it."
Reis was stunned for nearly fifteen seconds, until the black-haired young man who was standing in front of him flickered, dragging the contradictory steps that were quick and slow like a walking corpse, trying to pass him by. Then the prison guard yelled and turned around and grabbed the black-haired young man's wrist. When the other party turned his head to look at him curiously, the prison guard asked very sincerely, "Are you sick?"
Ruan Xiangyuan answered blankly: "Live like a dragon and a tiger like a tiger."
. "
Reyes was struggling again, and he seemed to have got another answer—an answer that he didn't want to say so much. However, when Ruan Xiangyuan got impatient and tried to shake off his claws, Reyes suddenly Pull him tightly: "...Leiqie is finally tired?"
Ruan Xiangyuan: "………………………"
Ruan Xiangyuan was severely irritated by the expression on the prison guard's face that tried to show "you are so pitiful for being abandoned" and the completely different joy in his eyes.
At that moment, he seemed to hear something in his head, which was forced to snap and snap off by the group of friends around him who were insane, delusional, and delusional.
So, the black-haired young man ruthlessly shook off the prison guard's hand, and shouted at a volume that could be heard throughout Building No. 3: "That's right!! I was dumped by Lei Qie!"
...
A building is silent.
On a certain day of a certain year, three minutes and fifty-nine seconds after the curfew, on the third floor of Building No. 3, a certain young man committed suicide and admitted the fact that he was slammed by the king of the building next door, and by the way confirmed their guilt.
The gossip school said: "What is this? When did you start and why did you start because of the messy confession in the royal power battle last time? Why did Rachel fall in love with you and why did you dump him? Now do you really break up? It's not even the beginning of life, hahahahaha Read the full text of the happy life of acting captain."
Mt's staunch supporters said: "Fuck you, you really hooked up with Lei Qie, traitor!"
Philosophers said: "You love, or you don't love, love is here, it doesn't come or go. You hug, or don't hug, your thigh is next door, and you haven't been out of prison yet."
Lei Qie's secret admirer said: "I'm happy to hear and see, very happy, hehehehe."
The intellectual said: "Oh."
Representative of the rational school: Baique.
"But it's best not to yell so loudly, and Rachel probably won't be happy that this kind of bloody drama fell from the sky for no reason-you not only offended the prisoners in Building No. 3, but also made other people's kings Speaking like a heartless person, the prisoners in Building No. 2 probably won't let you go
. Sitting on the bed, Uncle Sleeping God said expressionlessly to the black-haired young man who was full of regret and hung by the bed as a self-hanging southeast branch, "But it seems too late to say now. "
"Damn it," Ruan Xiangyuan said with a miserable face, thinking that Reyce was simply an angel sent by God to take him back to heaven and reinstate him, "Thank you for reminding me, although you know it's too late."
"You're welcome."
"..."
…
At dawn the next day, Ruan Xiangyuan experienced what it meant to be a rat crossing the street and everyone shouted and beat him.
Even if they didn't hit him, they still stared at his ass with a lewd expression—as if he was dumped by Rachel because of the most loose reason.
What hurt Ruan Xiangyuan the most was that Mira and Ryan's schadenfreude eyes scraped back and forth on his face. It was just a breakfast time, and Ruan Xiangyuan felt that the various gazes on his face were enough to disfigure him over and over again.
If that's not climax.
The climax must be the moment when Rachel pushed open the door of the restaurant—at that moment, the restaurant suddenly fell silent, God gave people two eyes, it must be for them to use them to enjoy hearing and seeing—
With left and right eyes, they can simultaneously look at Leiqie with their right eyes and stare at Ruan Xiangyuan with their left eyes.
At this moment, Ruan Xiangyuan sat on the spot with a face full of death, sucking his soy milk creakingly. When his whole face sank in because of sucking too hard, the red-haired man slowly waited for the other Under his gaze, he came to him with the plate of breakfast that his subordinates had brought for him early in the morning.
The tall figure covered the false sunlight that had no warmth in the early morning, but Ruan Xiangyuan still lowered his head, pretending that he was blind and deaf and didn't know shit.
Rachel sat down across from him.
The restaurant was in an uproar.
Ruan Xiangyuan suppressed the soy milk in his throat that was about to spurt out and spray the opponent's face, and swallowed it with difficulty.
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Ruan Xiangyuan started to eat the rolls.
Rachel didn't say anything, and picked up her own tableware.
The two were relatively silent, and on the first morning of being "broken up", they finished a breakfast quietly face to face.
After breakfast, Ruan Xiangyuan, who had become numb from nervousness, continued to suck his soy milk with his head down. From the beginning to the end, he didn't even raise his head to look at Lei Qie, and every cell in his body was roaring silently—
"When are you going?" "You fucking go!" "Why don't you go!!"
Finally, when Ruan Xiangyuan's whole body was almost congested, Lei Qie finally stood up, and at the same time, something was placed on the upper right corner of Ruan Xiangyuan's dinner plate with a bang.
The dark-haired young man's eyelids trembled, and he lifted his eyelids to look at—
Then he was internally injured.
Because what Rachel put on his dinner plate was an apple.
Ruan Xiangyuan: "..."
The dark-haired young man looked up, finally looking directly at his stupid master for the first time this morning—
The man was still tall and handsome, with no expression on his face.
Ruan Xiangyuan thought that maybe Lei Qie stayed up all night yesterday and studied hard all night "on how to make people feel guilty and die of guilt when it is clearly not his fault".
Ruan Xiangyuan moved his lips weakly.
"I heard that we broke up," Lei Qie said in a non-surprised, non-stop, atomic-bomb-destroyed Nine Heavens Xuanlei, "This will be used as a breakup fee."
Ruan Xiangyuan: “……………………………………”
The restaurant was in an uproar again.
Then…
then there is no more
.
That time was actually the last time Ruan Xiangyuan spoke to the stupid master—to be precise, it was the stupid master's unilateral announcement, because from the beginning to the end, Ruan Xiangyuan didn't have time to say a word.
Only when Ruan Xiangyuan hugged the apple and silently and slowly said "I'm sorry" to Lei Qie's leaving back in his heart, well, Ruan Xiangyuan didn't know what he was apologizing for... In the end, there was nothing wrong with him, the one who was clearly wrong was the stupid master.
In the next few days, Ruan Xiangyuan discovered that after the earth-shattering (not) breaking up ceremony, he had easily "detoured" to Lei Qie—
To be precise, it seems that he was not alone in achieving this achievement.
No matter what posture he tries to meet by chance, it seems that he can always just pass by Rachel.
for example-
He came to the restaurant and Rachel finished eating.
He finished eating, and Rachel came to the restaurant.
Sit at the end of the restaurant and eat until the end? —Sorry, Rachel didn't come to the restaurant today.
... an inexplicable love affair that caused the bastard to forget his head and ended up unfinished.
Later, after calming down and accepting the reality, Ruan Xiangyuan thought about it, and he felt—
Only Lei Qie could think of an apple as a breakup fee.
And this is probably the least tragic parting ceremony in the world, but it makes people can't help crying.
The pup says the world without stupid masters seems... kind of empty.
He tried his best to stretch his hand to pick up a bargaining chip that would allow him to confidently conquer his stupid master, but in the process of picking up, he accidentally lost his stupid master.
Well, the world is so fucking contradictory.
The author has something to say: _(:3)∠)_... I don’t know whether this chapter is funny or abusive, because I think it’s quite funny, and after reading it after writing it, I feel a little bit abusive t^t