Because of the severe damage to the prison environment, Lei Qie and Shao Ze were naturally criticized by the loudspeaker broadcast call call, and the two were ordered to roll to the curator's office to report to the curator's office before the lunch time began.
The prisoners in the prison were not surprised when they heard Shaoze's name, because serving a king of logic, it was a daily routine for this poor prison guard to be called to the curator's office to listen to his teachings, but when they heard Lei Qie's name At that time, people were slightly surprised.
…
Later, when I thought about the fluffy time bomb that was following the king with its head held high and its chest up every day, I felt nothing to be surprised about.
Eli’s lectures are always boring and annoying, every time it’s the same set, the ears get calloused every time, at least a small part of the reason why every prisoner stays honestly is because he doesn’t want to have the opportunity to hear this sissy Ruan Xiangyuan, as the chief culprit of the whole incident, expressed that he was not calm. Following the basic line of "Share the blessings, and bear the troubles", before Leiqie walked out of the cell, the son of a bitch did not bite his trousers. The sense of existence seeks to be carried, but when he followed symbolically five meters away from the door of the cell, he stopped his paws very naturally, and sat down silently.
However, before stepping out of the cell door, the man paused for a moment, then as if he remembered something, he coldly asked Shaoze to wait on the side of the stairs, turned around and took two steps back, bent down, also very naturally Pick up the pup who is squatting on the ground, moving his fat buttocks and moving back, with "Bon voyage, master" written on his face, and clamp it on his elbow.
Rubbing the puppy's furry head, Rachel smiled: "Let's go, let's go eat."
"... woo woo woo woo—"
… fraud!
Eat your uncle, who the hell wants to go with you, let go, liar! ! ! ! If you want to go, go by yourself! ! put me down! ! ! let me go back! ! ! I read today's almanac that it is written that dogs should not go out—
"Shh, don't bark."
"... woo woo
! "
"I'll beat you up again."
"... Aww!"
"Again, there are no snacks today, and the pudding is for Sui."
"Woo."
"Good boy." He reached out his hand again and gently squeezed the soft, chubby ears that were clamped in his hands. The usual indifference and arrogance in those blue pupils were swept away, and they were so gentle that water dripped out.
The warm interaction between the dog and the owner made Shaoze standing by the stairs unlucky to watch the whole process. After witnessing the gentleness of the most difficult king in the history of the Jueyi Pavilion like a ghost, suddenly Thinking that this guy's tender object is actually a silly and cute pup who can only hala hala sticking out his tongue, the public face prison guard has no choice but to express deep sympathy for himself and all the prisoners who unfortunately entered this building.
When Leiqie stood still in front of Shaoze, and asked him why he was still here with a little impatience, the prison guard with a public face was so sympathetic to him that he was about to cry.
As if everything just now was just an illusion, when the man returned to the human world, he became that arrogant king who was known as the most difficult king in the history of the Absolute Wing Pavilion.
Just in time for lunch, Shaoze would stop on every floor, lift his hands outside like what Ruan Xiangyuan had seen, use the electronic watch in his hand to scan the screen next to the elevator, and then the cell doors at the end of the corridor would open. It opened in response, and every time at this time, Rachel would just stand behind him with the pup in his arms, and asked him in a very polite but cold sweating tone with no expression on his face if he could move a little faster.
"I seem to be hungry." Shaoze heard his boss whispering behind him, "The puppy didn't even have time to eat breakfast."
The prison guard's face was covered with blood. When the man who asked him to wait by the elevator on the top floor turned his back on him two minutes ago and asked him why he didn't go down first, he should have guessed that there would be such a bitter ending.
As the elevator descended all the way, Shaoze grimaced and wrenched his fingers all the way to calculate how much this month's salary would be deducted. The red-haired man standing beside him obviously didn't care about the coming storm at all. In his pocket, the other hand elbowed the furry and dejected puppy, looking absently through the transparent glass stairs.
When the deducted wages reached four figures, Shaoze turned his head and saw his boss's inviolable perfect jaw curve and the calm side face looking at the scenery outside the elevator
.
... Damn, why are you so calm, my lord! ! Look down at your dog! Even it knows to put on a bad face at this moment to warm up, at least you may be less scolded later! !
Shaoze wiped his face tiredly, blood dripping from the corners of his eyes.
When Leiqie reached the fourth-to-last floor in the elevator, Shaoze found that this guy was actually staring at a cell thoughtfully.
He can still think about it!
Knowing that they shouldn't talk cheaply, the prison guards held back for a long time. When the elevator went down another ten floors, they finally couldn't help but cleared their throats, pretending to be chatting casually and humming. When the red-haired man turned his head to look at him with some doubts, those blue pupils actually made the prison guard, who had been tossed by the man for several years, still feel nervous. He put his gloved hand behind his back and grasped it tightly, Shaoze unconsciously He held his head high and held his chest high: "What were you staring at at the twenty-ninth floor just now?"
"Oh," Rachel replied lightly, some of them answered very sadly, "It's nothing, I just happened to see the person coming out of Uncle Spart's cell, I don't know him, isn't Uncle's roommate a Caucasian ?Why come out a black person."
Shaoze: "..."
Lei Qie blinked: "It's rude to ask questions without answering them, Shaoze."
Shaoze felt that he was cast a sympathetic look by the only creature in the elevator besides him and Leiqie. He was already too lazy to argue that he didn't ask the man to ask any damn questions. He said with a stiff face, "Three months ago, Rice, who was in the same cell as Uncle Spart, was transferred to the twenty-seventh floor... In other words, DK has been sleeping in the bed opposite the uncle for three months."
Rachel: "Oh."
After nodding calmly, the man cast his erratic eyes out of the window again.
... Seeing this calm and unresponsive look, Shaoze immediately guessed that Lei Qie had no idea who he was talking about. I really want to ask if Lei Qie has ever opened the "Management Regulations of the Absolute Wing Pavilion" even once after living in the top floor, and glanced at the special chapters about the rights and obligations of the "King".
"You don't know," Shaoze laughed dryly, "The prisoners in high-level cells above the twenty-fifth floor are directly under Wang's jurisdiction. You should know about the replacement."
Rachel: "Who stipulated it?"
"..." Shaoze's smile froze on his lips, "There is a special article in the "Management Charter of the Absolute Wing Museum", about the king's rights and—"
"What it is?"
"... One copy for everyone, the first gift for everyone after entering the Absolute Wing Pavilion... Well, the one that everyone will read at the Monday morning meeting, the book
. "
"oh."
"How could you not have seen it? I think you have brought it for the morning meeting." Every Monday, I can see you obediently holding the book and standing at the front of the line, and you seem to be saved. It has become the spiritual pillar for Lao Tzu to continue to live.
As everyone knows, after sweeping the expectant faces of the prison guards with "You must know, tell me you know" on the faces of the public, the red-haired man shattered his beautiful dream with a flat tone: "Is that red thing? Uncle Spatt."
"… ?"indivual? something red
Rachel yawned and said lazily, "Please ask him to bring it for me every Monday, otherwise I will forget."
"..."
"Can I ask the curator to change Wang's position to the end of the line later? It doesn't seem very good to stand in front of the line and doze off."
"..."
"May I?"
"Yeah, that's a great idea."
At least you old man also knows that standing in front of the queue and dozing off is not good.
"Well, I think so too."
"..."
Smiling, holding the blood in his mouth, he answered the man's words that strangled the will to live. Shaoze pressed forward and grabbed the man in front of him by the collar, asking him to copy the "Management Regulations of the Absolute Wing Pavilion" ten thousand times. Desire, knowing that in exchange for doing so, other than being beaten violently, maybe 12 hours later, when this very solid book nicknamed "Guide to Surviving the Absolute Wing Pavilion" is mentioned, the man will probably still Ask him what is the "Management Charter of the Jaipan Museum"
.
The prison guard stared blankly at the pup that Rachel had changed from being clamped in the arm to being held in the palm of his hand. When it stretched out its short and fat paws to smack the man's sacred and inviolable jaw , The elevator finally reached the first floor.
At this moment, the prisoners released all the way by them also left the prison in groups of threes and fives through the elevator dedicated to ordinary prisoners. After seeing the dozens of cells at the end of the corridor on the first floor open, Shaoze suddenly remembered something. Important matter-
Based on the distorted thinking that if I am not happy, you should not want to be happy, the public-faced prison guard suddenly felt that there was spring in his heart again, turned his head, and waited patiently for the son of a bitch to slap his paw firmly on the man's chin again and was wrinkled by the man Frowning and grasping the paw with his big hand, he said with a smile: "Raiqie, a little prisoner is looking for you this morning."
"Oh, who is it?" The man replied without raising his head, while stretching out his hand to pinch the pup's wet nose as if punishing him.
"The kid who just arrived in our building is called Mira... Oh, I looked for you everywhere in the morning, and finally found me here. It seems that there is something urgent—" Shaoze smiled maliciously with his hands behind his back. After the man heard the name, the movements of his hands were obviously paused, his eyes were squinted and his heart was happy, and he asked with a curious face knowingly, "You two knew each other before?"
"..."
"Rachel?"
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
The man pulled his fingers out of the puppy's big mouth full of deciduous teeth, and wiped the drool off the other's furry back. Finally, he nodded lightly, and responded in a low voice, with a very thunderous standard." The end of the world is none of my business," said in a tone of voice, "I know a little bit."
Ruan Xiangyuan lay on his arm, his heart of gossip was crushed, and the dog's face was filled with the same undisguised disappointment as Shaoze.
Know a little
The fat dog rolled his eyes, and really wanted to tell his dear master that this sentence was not only a big nonsense, but also a fucking sick sentence.
The author has something to say: (￣▽￣") Goblin article is temporarily updated for two days and one day off, let me finish writing the last few thousand episodes of the captain, and then I can update it every day, girls forgive me =v=~~
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