"It looks like you look disappointed," Lei Qie casually glanced at the prison guards on the faces of the public, making the prison guards on the public faces startled for a while, as if they were watching a horror movie, thinking that the red-haired man was about to say something He was smothering his words, but unexpectedly he changed the subject and began to gossip about himself lightly. Lei Qie held the puppet's fat buttocks in one hand, lowered his head and looked at the pair of azure blue pupils in the palm of his hand for a moment, then raised his brows lightly, and added impatiently—
"It's just someone I met when I was a child. I told you that I don't like men..."
Oh, you don't like men, so "male men" don't like shouting either
… I can rest assured that
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Damn, that's great, the fact that it's tear-jerkingly beautiful—
As a dog, I still have to worry about whether my virginity will be taken away by a male ape-like creature. I feel weird when I think about it. This is a devastating blow to the handsome me who is growing up—
But for the sake of you being a normal human being in at least some respects, I won't count it.
"...the tongue is so long."
Ruan Xiangyuan's tongue was lolling around his mouth, and Lei Qie looked interesting, so he couldn't help stretching out his hand to pinch it, so he squeezed his saliva and was bitten by Aowu without any surprise.
Shaoze looked at Master Leiqie who once found a piece of dust on the carpet that tossed the whole building and was forced to do a general cleaning. Now he calmly ignored the dog's saliva and small teeth marks on his fingers and walked forward. Feeling deeply that the cleanliness king who was known as the most difficult to deal with in the Absolute Wing Pavilion has died in the dust of history, the prison guards stared at the public face, and murmured as if to themselves: "... I really want to I didn't see that you were interested in the big-breasted nurse sister in the medical room."
Lei Qie paused when he heard this, and turned his head to give the prison guard a glimpse. He didn't see much emotion on his face, but said in a natural tone: "I didn't say that I like women. So please don't Throw people into my cell, neither male nor female—even if my father asks, I refuse them all... It's so dirty."
Oh hoo, here comes the honorific series with hidden murderous intentions!
But I would like to ask, what is - dirty to death
At this moment, Ruan Xiangyuan was restlessly stepping on Lei Qie's broad palm. When the man was talking, the dog was shaking his thick and long tail and standing up on his limp hind legs with great enthusiasm. Hooked on the man's shoulder and rubbed vigorously—when the man muttered that the logic had died to the point that there was no scum left on the eighteenth floor of hell, it would have passed into the dog's furry ears, if it hadn't been for Rachel to almost The whispers that had turned into complaints sounded so real that the pup felt like he was hallucinating.
As a human being, when he said something like "human beings are dirty to death" with a blank face, Rachel's glamorous nobility finally broke through the sky and reached the unprecedented level of the small universe
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"I'm fine with a puppy."
Ruan Xiangyuan: "..."
In any case, Shaoze, who no longer had the courage to ask the question "Don't you like human beings", said: "..."
Lei Che lowered his voice, raised the corners of his lips slightly, took the stiff puppy off his shoulders and rubbed it on the tip of his nose. When the puppy bluntly raised his rear paw and kicked it on his high nose bridge, the man Instead of being angry, he showed a clear smile, and said in a flattering tone that scared everyone to death: "Is that so, Falcon?"
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It's a fart, it must not be.
Shock and fear were written all over the pup's furry face, and he automatically understood the new function of the husky's big tail - protecting the sacred and inviolable male chrysanthemum.
Ruan Xiangyuan began to rejoice that he was a husky. His big fluffy tail was always hanging between his legs as if it was broken. A few days ago, when he looked at himself in the mirror, he actually complained a little about this. , but now, he really wants to burn high incense to thank the Jade Emperor—if this fucking time travels into a mindless time, curling his tail up and sticking his back to his next-door neighbor's close relative, Alaska, then it's okay? Ciao, what a crime!
Facing a man whose sexual orientation is even in a tentative state, and thinking that this guy is actually the owner who he gets along with day and night, who reads books every day and vows to learn how to squeeze the anus, anus, and glands of puppies, Ruan Xiangyuan really feels The heart is very tired, and I will not love again.
Enduring the impatience emanating from every pore in his body, the cub rubbed his head out of the gap between Lei Qie's arms, and then he didn't care that he was squeezed so that he couldn't see his ears and his eyes became a stupid triangle Isn't it pretty? Before Shaoze opened his mouth, he seized the time to give Shaoze a hard sideways glance—
Shut up boy, I really don't need you to open the door to a new world for me, thank you!
The public-faced prison guards who followed behind were inexplicably disgusted. After the son of a bitch snorted vigorously at him, looking at the fat dog who retracted his head, Shaoze closed his mouth very depressed. .
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So when they dragged their feet and finally came to Eli's curator's office, this depression saved him very well—
On the contrary, Lei Qie, who was full of perfunctory emotions such as "I don't know why I'm here", "What's the matter", "Hurry up and eat", pleaded guilty and showed up in the curator's office swaggeringly with the culprit. Leiqie, the one who destroyed his vegetable garden not long ago and lost three reed hens that lay eggs, as the most difficult "king" of the Absolute Wing House, Leiqie, who made Eli endure for a few years without breaking out—
Glad to hear it, Lei Qie became the curator's best choice for the first round of bombardment
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When Lei Qie accurately found the softest sofa to sit on without an invitation at all, Shao Ze thought that the curator's somewhat feminine but still pretty fox face had turned black at this moment. In the end, he looked as if he was going to pull out a bomb and die with Rachel in the next second.
And Lei Qie seemed to have finally noticed this. Regarding this, the man gave a very puzzled "Huh", and those blue pupils looked at you innocently with inexplicable, innocent eyes, and I don't know what's wrong with you. Mr curator.
Shaoze saw the curator's nostrils flapping gracefully.
"Rache." Eli bit the back of his teeth, and when he vibrated his voice and said the name, he wished he could tear apart every stroke of them, tear them up, chew them up, chew them up, Spit it out, throw it into the thick snow, and then lift your foot and step on it hard.
"I'm here," Rachel patted the pup's head thoughtfully, then raised her head and said very disingenuously, "Don't be angry, Eli, you'll get wrinkles."
"..."
The curator, who just applied the inorganic cucumber to his face last night, felt that he had been hit by an arrow in the knee.
"I can make up for the loss," Lei Qie finally said before the curator took out an atomic bomb and razed the entire Absolute Wing Museum to the ground, and then he stood up, tall and strong at 1.9 meters In comparison, Eli suddenly became bean sprouts somehow.
The red-haired man walked to the curator's desk in twos and threes. Before everyone present, including Ruan Xiangyuan, who was not human, could react, he firmly hugged the dog's belly and placed it on the curator's desk. On the lord's desk, and his master's tone was calm and confident: "If you want to scold it, just scold it."
Ruan Xiangyuan: "..."
Shaoze: "..."
Eli: I am clean and tidy, and the Grimace Huanghuali desk that was maintained only last week
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Facing the stupid master of the pig teammate who betrayed his handsome young self without hesitation, Ruan Xiangyuan calmly chose to understand and fully guess. Under the staring eyes of the curator who was about to bleed, the son of a bitch walked around happily on the expensive desk, stepped on the cold desk table with his hot paws, and brought a Small strings of small paw prints of water mist that will soon disappear.
Eli looked at the paw prints, as if he saw countless bacteria and something that might be waving happily to himself-"sayhi, saybye".
Then Ruan Xiangyuan stopped next to Eli's mouse in a green plush frog coat, as if the thick fur completely blocked the three beams of eyes behind him with different meanings. , stretched out his thick fat paws, and poked the wireless mouse in a frog coat playfully, then, under everyone's gaze, he turned his head, his face was paralyzed, his eyes were half-closed, and he aimed at the frog mouse , calmly raised his right leg.
Pretty standard boo boo prep.
In the next second, amidst Eli's inflected roar, he was contentedly thrown sideways back into the not-so-warm embrace of his stupid master.
Rachel caught him firmly, and then touched his ear approvingly.
Shaoze watched from the sidelines that the curator's charming face was forced to become Lord Hades, and finally realized that the incarnate demon kings of the Absolute Wing Pavilion have changed from one to two, and their combat power has increased to a new level by multiplying by the square. , Ji Feigou jump, just around the corner.
The author has something to say: In any case, I changed the first chapter. Manslaughter or intentional homicide doesn’t matter. It doesn’t affect the outline. I really didn’t expect so many professional girls to be sensitive to this, so I changed it. Get rid of it! ! ! Then this topic is skipped! ! ! ! Girls, whether they support me, read the text silently, or point out mistakes, I am sincerely grateful, okay! ! !
Because of this issue, we have no fate. Of course I know that I am not RMB, so the Vietnamese Dong is okay (beat
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