When Eli fought against the duo of the incarnate demon king, Shaoze enjoyed it and seized the time to watch for a while.
Amidst Eli's roar, the red-haired man who walked around the world with a paralyzed face remained indifferent. The response he gave was nodding at most, and most of the time, it was just "en" or "okay", so stingy that he wanted to ignore the punctuation marks .
Shaoze once boldly imagined whether Leiqie's divine logic was due to the violence of mentally handicapped children, but every time he had this idea, Leiqie would use his actual actions to prove that in fact he just disdains to think about—
For example, this morning, before going out, Lei Qie followed Shaoze with his son in his arms to clean up the mess in the cell. Shaoze watched the man squatting down on the edge of the carpet with a serious expression on his face. Frowning, he picked up a corner of the wet carpet, and when Shaoze realized something was wrong and wanted to turn his head back as if he hadn't seen anything, he looked into two pairs of blue pupils.
Rachel raised the carpet that was wet like a dehydrated dog's fur in his hands higher, as if he didn't see the ferocious faces of the public, the prison guards' broken faces, and the bulging veins on their foreheads. The man habitually ignored it. He didn't care about everything, and then asked lightly, "What about this?"
A dog with its tongue out lolling and grinning at him like it wasn't the one who knocked over the upside-down cookie box on the rug
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A human stared at him blankly, as if the water on the carpet and the overturned wooden shelf had nothing to do with him.
At this time, Shaoze's mind was full of grass mud horses and the Great Gobi.
What to do, what else to do, either you die or I die or the two of us die together or we just clean up honestly!
Facing Shaoze's angry howls, Lei Qi was rarely angry. He stared at the faces of the prison guards for a while, and lightly praised "I'm getting fatter". Then the man left Shaoze with a sad face behind, and turned With the graceful posture of a musician picking up a cello, he grabbed the broom that the prison guard had put aside in a nice and awkward way.
"..."
Fuck? Don't hit people? ... Then there will be no such shop after this village.
Shaoze heaved a sigh of relief, feeling very scared, turned around and carefully lifted up the wooden stand with all four legs facing the sky, and put the fish tank back upright. After the fish tank was set up, the public face turned around and the prison guard saw his ancestor squatting on the carpet and sweeping the biscuit crumbs with a broom, while the furry pup was wagging its tail and lying beside him, stretching its paws to reach the man holding the broom The wrist of that hand, begging to be touched, begged to play with.
... Next, another scene of Shaoze spitting blood appeared, and the man just obediently put down the broom, squatted on the carpet and rubbed the puppy's pink and thin belly seriously for a while.
After about two minutes. Rachel let go of the pup, without any change in the expression on his face, and grabbed the broom that was thrown aside again—
Everything went back to the scene where Shaoze looked back just now.
Damn it, the coincidence made one have to wonder if he was as amazing as walking into a space-time shuttle by accident.
The next cleaning went smoothly, except that every ten minutes when I turned around, I could see Lei Qie patiently pulling his trousers out of Ruan Xiangyuan's mouth with kindness, as if he was happy to become a father. Except for the incident about "just resign like this", it really went well.
Looking at the animal skin carpets that were all rolled up and ready to be announced for reimbursement, while waiting for the new carpet to be delivered, all the creatures in the cell were silent
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Lei Qie: "Shaoze."
Shaoze: "... I have something to say tomorrow, let me take a breath, whether it is physically or mentally."
Leiqie: "It's nothing, I just want to ask you if you're hungry."
The prison guard was stunned at the face of the public, almost weeping because of the flattery, he nodded subconsciously and said he was hungry.
Leiqie's next sentence made Shaoze want to beat himself to death.
"Coincidentally, I'm hungry too. There's quick-frozen steak in the refrigerator, which should still be edible. Ah, the toast should not be spoiled, and the butter may be frozen. The jam is in the second compartment of the refrigerator. By the way, you can help me." Wash off the cherries delivered yesterday, probably because I was really hungry and suddenly wanted to eat - there is goat milk powder next to the steak, take it out and cook it and pour it with canned dog food, you should know that the dog food bowl is next to the door."
"..."
"You know that?"
"… Know."
"Alright, go ahead."
Shaoze obediently "went", when he walked towards the kitchen with heavy steps, Lei Qie's farewell speech was a very sincere but unmoving "Thank you, thank you for your hard work" - this sentence The correct interpretation of the words is as follows: "Thank you" is sincere, and "Thanks for your hard work" is just a fixed collocation that follows, which does not have any meaning here.
While baking the bread, the prison guards fantasized about when he would be able to do a big job in the Jueyin Hall, kill all the people with logic, and after finishing the job, he would retire and return home.
Then the fantasy ended when Ruan Xiangyuan ran in and circled around him begging for food.
…
At that time, Shaoze also did not expect that less than three hours later, he forgave this godly logic man who originally planned to insist on keeping a safe distance for the rest of his life, and his godly logic dog—the public face prison guard. I realized how mean I was when I guessed that Lei Qie was a mentally handicapped child. Lei Qie was actually very smart.
He presciently took the puppies
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So, in the office of the past, a preparatory action of booing his legs made the pup finally click on the sixth type of fantasy in the skill tree except eating, drinking, and harassing people—Abstruse Truth · Director of the Absolute Wing Museum のNemesis!
This is very important.
It is simply a brand new page in the history of Jue Chi Museum.
——With a person like Eli from the Jue Chi House, the prisoners in the Jue Chi House are much more honest, because it only took less than a month, and almost everyone, including the uncle who washes vegetables in the kitchen in the Jue Chi House, knows, The curator's lectures are always annoying.
Concerned about the riot in the cell this time, Shaoze guessed that the curator would start the overall structural relationship after a burst of conclusive nonsense, from the cell hygiene to the time adjustment plan for turning off the lights at night, and there will be prisoners after the lights are turned off at night Whispering about same-sex behaviors in prisons, then you can go around the rules and regulations, and finally successfully run on the Zhuang Kang road of commenting on the laws of various countries.
Then lunch time is over, then lunch break is over, then afternoon tea time is over, and then, then it’s dark.
Yes, Shaoze is ready to spend the night here tonight—even when the puppet stands on the yellow rosewood table with a grimace and lifts his fat legs, Shaoze is ready to die here .
However, what is shocking is that today, Eli failed to open up the topic!
When he was nagging about the hygiene of the dormitory, the impatient two sitting at the desk who were being trained suddenly found that the curator stopped and looked up, and they saw that Eli was passing them straight Staring behind them, following the curator's gaze, the two who were being reprimanded turned their heads curiously, only to realize that at some point, the curator put on the sofa like a baby, the pair of expensive couples, specially entrusted from China. Among the double-sided embroidered mandarin duck pillows bought at a high price, the male one has been dragged to the ground by the pup. At this moment, the pup is rolling on it happily.
"It will be compensated." Lei Qie said calmly, looking at the quilt with a drooling expression on his face.
Eli took a deep breath, and decided to talk about the reform of turning off the lights at night.
Then when he was talking about the life of the circuit, he found a gray, furry thing dragging another pink, double-sided embroidered pillow, which was obviously a female, swaggering past the desk.
"This will also
. "As for the mandarin duck whose colorful wings were bitten off, Lei Qie was still very calm.
An hour later, Lei Qie and Ruan Xiangyuan were thrown out of the curator's office together with the two pillows that had fallen out of favor.
Shaoze was kicked out.
The sky was gray, a nice cloudy day, and when the atonement trio left Eli's warm office, the icy air outside finally woke them up a bit from Eli's drowsiness. The prison guard rubbed his buttocks, and looked helplessly at Lei Qie. At this moment, the man was holding the two pillows in his hands. On the top of the soft pillows, a heartless dog was sleeping on his back.
The cold wind blew, and the pup's immature hair was blown slowly. The thick and thick fur seemed destined to make it not feel the slightest cold. Under Lei Qie's gaze, the pup sneered Breathing, the hind legs unconsciously retracted and scratched the belly lazily.
Shaoze looked at the puppy speechlessly, and finally understood why this guy looked a little wider than the average husky cubs of the same age. Sleeping to death burdenedly, the cliff is five elements and two, immoral and heartless.
I heard that those who are heartless are fat people, this is really true.
"What else are you looking at?" Rachel glanced at him, "Are you hungry?"
Frightened by the trick, Shaoze immediately shook his head: "Not hungry!"
"Oh, I still want to treat you to dinner." The man nodded and said slowly, "Next time."
Shaoze clutched his belly, his face covered with blood.
Lei Qie held Ruan Xiangyuan and his dog mat, and walked two steps forward. The man seemed to have decided to give up the heating and air-conditioning passage, and went around to the restaurant from the outside—he walked for a while, as if wondering why Shaoze didn't follow, So he turned around and waved at the prison guard heartlessly: "Let's go?"
Shaoze reluctantly glanced at the heating tunnel, which was as warm as spring, and plunged into the blizzard.
Lei Qie handed Shao Ze the dog cushion that was the pillow that used to be, and took the sleepy pup into his arms. Holding the mandarin duck on the pillow and listening to the son of a bitch sleeping, the prison guard suddenly realized that the boss was not inviting him to walk in the snow to find plums, but that the boss wanted to walk in the snow to find plums, and when the boss was walking in the snow to find plums, he needed a bag.
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Lei Qie: "I escaped this time."
Shaoze: "Well, it's really not easy."
Rachel: "...don't make a mistake next time."
Shaoze: "Okay."
Rachel: "Well, I will forgive you this time."
... Uh, at this time, should I say thank you? The prison guard suddenly felt that his brain was not working well, and he always felt that something was wrong. He covered his face and squinted his eyes. He opened his mouth and wanted to refute but choked on a mouthful of snowflakes. While he was coughing, he saw half of his body buried in the arms of the red-haired man. The pup in the corner kicked his paws and yawned, then tilted his head and continued to sleep to death.
Rachel is...
Well, Rachel still played the role of Xi Dangda very well.
Shaoze couldn't help saying that it was about five or six years ago. At that time, Lei Qie was still young, and there was a brand-new rookie in the Jueyin Pavilion. He relied on his own fists to push himself step by step to the king's position, probably It must be the third month when Lei Qie entered the Absolute Wing Pavilion, and when the weather is as cold as it is now, the "king" who has been in the second building for more than ten years has finally changed.
…Speaking of which, this guy has been such a cold and virtuous person since he entered the Absolute Wing Pavilion.
It took two months and twenty-eight days to overthrow everyone on the twenty-ninth floor in front of him. Before dinner was over on the evening of two months and twenty-nine days after entering the Absolute Wing Pavilion, Rachel stood still Live in front of Uncle Spatt on the penultimate floor.
An hour later, prison guard Shaoze scolded and moved the unheated utensils that had been put on the 29th floor the day before yesterday to the 30th floor honestly.
after one day.
In the third month of Leiqie's entry into the Absolute Wing Pavilion, he didn't wait for a day, and Leiqie finally got the long-awaited Wang Zhan.
The author has something to say:... don't dislike me for such a weird update time qaq
I accidentally coded all night. I was a second child. When I thought about how many words, the document that was originally going to sleep after one chapter has become as long as two chapters, and 7000 words is too long. Zombies, cut it decisively without explaining it, and update it tomorrow.