When Lei Qie was a brand-new rookie, the king of Building No. 2 of the Jue Chi Pavilion was still a bald and fat man.
Fat Boy with Bald Head got his nickname after he came to Jue Chi Museum. No one knows who first called him that. Over time, this not-so-nice nickname gradually became more memorable than his original name. . The bald fat boy is a middle-aged bald man. At that time, the bald fat boy was one of the four giants of the Jueji Pavilion, and he was definitely not like the embarrassing one who is stuck on the fifteenth floor now—however, everyone Everyone remembers that day, when Lei Qie, who had just finished the newcomer protection period stipulated by the Absolute Wing Pavilion, walked in front of this fat man, from the eyes of this Southeast Asian man, everyone saw vigilance and uneasiness.
It took only three months to change to the newcomer on the 30th floor. This new record broke the history of the entire Absolute Wing Pavilion.
"Ah, this newcomer is amazing, breaking your record."
At that time, Shaoze and Shaojia, who didn't know that they were about to face a catastrophe, were getting together. The two prison guards were chewing potato chips with a wooden face. Potato chips spewed out in an unrefined way while talking, "It took you four months to overthrow the original king and sit where you are now. Here, Shaojia showed off to Lao Tzu for a month."
Without raising his head, Sui turned over a page of the magazine in his hand very calmly, but Shaojia, who was next to Shaoze, let out a disdainful click of his tongue
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"Tsk, tsk, feng shui turns around." Shaoze held his face and smiled as he looked at Wang Zhan who was on the verge of firing not far away, "Look at the new energy in our building—ah, since I entered the Jueji Pavilion, I have never felt The waist is as straight as it is today, this time I must read you to be annoying, just like you used to be so annoying to me when you twittered "our family sui" every day in my ear, huh, our family... Hey, this newcomer is called What's the name?"
Shaojia: "... talking to you really lowers IQ."
"His name is Leiqie." Before Shaoze jumped up and yelled, Sui closed the magazine in his hand in fear, and casually raised his eyelids to glance at the tense situation not far away, which seemed a little bit The corners of his lips curled up indifferently, "You have been a porter for someone for three months and you don't know his name?"
"What!" Shaoze blushed, "Of course I know, it's just a test for you!"
Shao Jiafei rolled his eyes at him, Shaoze coughed, threw away the bag of potato chips in his hand, grabbed Sui and asked, "How do you know his name?"
"...En?" Sui was taken aback by the question, his face blanked for a moment, and then he scratched his head with a helpless expression, "Ah, because this guy is going to challenge me the second day after he enters the prison, saying that I It looks very strong... Is there any mistake, Shaoze, can you please discipline the people in your building well? The newcomers even challenged the king from the next building. You are thinking of the prisoners in my building Riot?"
At the moment when Sui Cong's serious answer to the question turned towards complaining and never came back, Shaoze immediately turned his head decisively and devoted himself fully to the "War of Kings" not far away. .
Not far away, the bald fat boy surrounded by the crowd was covered with very weird-looking rune tattoos, and a small card the size of a palm was hung on a gold necklace around his neck. He stood at the front, and behind him was Erdong's All the prisoners, where the bald fat man couldn't see, were silent, but most of them were full of anticipation and excitement for the new history that might be coming.
Among the four kings, the bald and fat boy is the most unpopular.
Almost everyone believed that the reason why he was able to become the king was because Building No. 2 happened to have no real strong people at that time.
This fat man has practiced muay thai, and his moves are unexpectedly not limited by his size. He speaks harshly and swears. He speaks English with a strange pronunciation. When he gets angry, his speech becomes more slurred. , mixed with the language of your own country—
The crowd is boiling like never before, and there has been no change of "king" for a long, long time. It is true that the Jueyin Pavilion has not been so lively for a long time
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Time passed by, the bald fat boy finally began to show weakness, his breathing began to become uneven, and his offensive movements became faster and more intensive—he felt that his physical strength and heart began to be unable to keep up with the load, he tried to End this battle as soon as possible... However, everything is in vain. Even if others think that the bald and fat boy suddenly broke out, Lei Qie can see clearly that the opponent's planned attack at the beginning has become a bit messy at this moment , The frequency of attacks that can threaten him is also significantly reduced!
Ten minutes later, when Lei Qie grabbed the two-meter-high bald and fat head with a thumb-thick gold chain around his neck and slammed it hard to the ground, the splashing snowflakes and the loud sound of drumming seemed to form the strongest force. The melody hit everyone's hearts heavily. After fifteen years, the No. 2 building of the Jueyin Pavilion finally had a new king.
Shaoze triumphantly yelled and pushed away the crowd, urging the inmates in his building to rush the bald fat boy lying motionless on the ground to the medical room—
At this time, the poor public face prison guard did not know that this was the last yelling of his career. Then he turned his head and extended a hand of friendship to the newly born king with a smile on his face: "Hello, Leiqie, let me introduce again, I am the prison guard of your building, and my name is Shaoze."
The red-haired man standing not far away paused for a moment—it was only later that Shaoze realized that it was just Rachel's conditioned reflex for his own name, as if he hadn't seen the prison guard's hands stiff and sincere in mid-air, and the man looked around. Looking around, he frowned and stretched out his thumb to wipe away a trace of blood from the corner of his lips, then turned around and was about to leave the restaurant—
Shaoze's face was messed up: "Hey, Lei Qie—where are you going? It's not time for the wind!"
Lei Qie finally had a reaction, he stopped walking, turned around slightly: "... that little book says that the king's movements are not restricted."
... Oh, it seems to be oh. Shaoze was dumbfounded. When he came back to his senses, Lei Qie only left him a cool back—this guy actually read the king's permission in advance, tsk tsk, what a reliable young man with plans and ideals man.
The prison guard, who was still so innocent at the time, looked at the back of the man and sighed.
About a week later, Shaoze finally understood that the man only read that sentence from the beginning to the end of the pamphlet in Leiqie’s mouth—but in the long, long, long time to come, what Leiqie read would also be the same. still only that sentence
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So after Leiqie became king, Shaoze made it a routine to go to the curator's office to listen to the training.
Sometimes when I think of the self who was so proud of the appearance of this devil in the world, the prison guards in the public face feel so ashamed.
So there are occasional weird conversations between prison guards—
Shaoze: "Reis, are you laughing at me silently!"
Reyce: "...no, I sympathize with you."
Shaoze: "..."
As one of the prison guards, Reyce, who was in charge of building No. 3, didn't quite match up with Shaoze.
Reyce's boss is the fat man with metal punk hair like a Super Saiyan and a very ferocious Chinese dragon tattoo tattooed on the left half of his eye. The king of the third floor is called mt.
Speaking of mt, the first time Ruan Xiangyuan knew the name of this guy, he thought to himself, isn't this Nima a figure who wants to be a mt? It's such a good name.
The name of mt was mentioned by Lei Qie himself to Ruan Xiangyuan—yes, occasionally Lei Qie would grab the puppet and talk about some logical thoughts when no one was around. The topic of men is usually not about which girl they are thinking about, but It's "On a certain day in a certain year, a certain month and a certain day, I disabled half an arm of a certain unlucky guy, and then he was never able to go up to the twenty-five floors"... Ruan Xiangyuan heard it for the first time, and it was still fresh to be a gossip, but waiting After a long time, when the puppet finally realized that the so-called "he never went up to the twenty-fifth floor" was the finale of the gossip, the puppet who felt that he had been tricked by his father began to become impatient the second time he heard it.
When Lei Qie pinched his ears and talked to him about the power relations in the Absolute Wing Pavilion in a very hypnotic but tireless tone, Ruan Xiangyuan either raised his feet and scratched his stomach, or rolled around holding his paws and gnawing his nails. .
Lei Qie's rambling chattering mode really annoyed me to death, Ruan Xiangyuan felt that if the goldfish in his bowl hadn't only been remembered for seven seconds, he might have been annoyed by him and jumped into the fish tank to commit suicide. In Rachel's background dubbing, the pup rolled around chasing his tail. When he rolled to the edge of the bed and was put back in the middle of the bed with his neck held, he suddenly realized something—
Almost everyone thought that Rachel knew nothing about all the open and secret things in the Absolute Wing Pavilion, but the son of a bitch suddenly discovered that Rachel knew everything, he just didn't say anything
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For example, when Lei Qie said in a very calm tone that he knew that there was something wrong between his building and Building No. 3, the son of a bitch finally stopped biting his nails. He raised his head, and suddenly felt extremely sympathetic to the prison guards on the faces of the public—
Everyone in the Absolute Wing Pavilion knew that Reyce and Shaoze were not on the right track among the prison guards.
Among the four kings, it is very coincidental that Lei Qie and mt are not on the same board—the relationship between Building No. 2 and Building No. 3 is actually very stiff, because the one who was disabled by Lei Qie back then fell all the way from king to ten. The bald fat guy who can no longer climb up the fifth floor is Mt's brother.
No one dared to mention it in front of mt, and no one dared to mention it in front of Lei Qie.
The reason why the people in Building No. 2 have been holding back against those idiots in Building No. 3 is that they think that their boss is completely ignorant of the current tense atmosphere. When he came down to them like a fairy holding that indifferent and isolated face, the people in Building No. 2 lost all their courage to expose the truth and ask for support. , Hack and kill those idiots in Building No. 3", the words came to my lips, somehow, they were automatically translated into—
"Boss, morning, have you eaten yet?"
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When listening to Lei Qie talking about these gossips with a smile, Ruan Xiangyuan felt that the inmates in Building 2 of the Absolute Wing Hall were really the most unlucky quarter of the entire Absolute Wing Hall, and they actually followed such an unreliable thing...
Continue to talk about mt and bald fat boy, they are brothers why one is European and the other is Asian, this Rachel said that there is nothing to explain (…), and the stupid master Rachel also gave him and mt the wrong disc to find one A particularly foreign noun was used as an explanation. At that time, the man thought about it and said lightly, this is probably the so-called king does not see the king.
Ruan Xiangyuan squatted on the man's chest and listened to this, and almost couldn't hold back the face of this man with a good sense of superiority.
I don’t see the king, I’m sorry, do you think that the four characters must be idioms!
Ruan Xiangyuan will always remember how "humorous" Lei Qie was when he introduced this pair of wonderful brothers to him that day—
"Falcon, my brother's name is mt, what do you think my brother's name is?"
"Aww
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"It's called dps."
“………………”
"I lied to you."
“………………”
"The bald fat boy's name is Mai Ye."
“………………”
"Isn't it fun?"
“………………”
Yeah hehe, it's so interesting.
The above is the end of the tragic memories of the unbearable "How Rachel Became King and Irresponsibly Ruined the People in Building No. 2".
Ruan Xiangyuan also opened the door to this new world since the day "mt's younger brother is called dps": Lei Qie is also a person who can tell hundreds of thousands of cold jokes when he is a zombie.
Afterwards, the word "fun" became the subject of doggy nightmares for a long time.
No, at this moment he was dreaming of a man smiling and saying the three letters "dps". In the dream, the dog had already raised his paw high and was about to give him a hard blow to relieve his hatred. , Ruan Xiangyuan woke up with a kick of his paw.
My mother said that the feeling of stepping on the air while sleeping is the proof of growing taller.
With endless regrets, the son of a bitch opened his eyes in a daze, not sure why Rachel was so excited to sneak outside in a blizzard without going through the heating tunnel, opened his mouth wide and yawned forcefully, eating a few cold snowflakes , the pup twitched his mouth, raised his ears and looked around—
Then there was a groaning sound, and then, in one direction, he quickly yelled in a low voice.
Ruan Xiangyuan felt that since he became a dog, he had also developed a habit of meddling with mice - but people have to be content, at least he has developed such a heavy-tasting habit that dogs can't change□.
The pup was so excited that he wanted to jump out of the man's arms. He rubbed and rubbed hard, screaming while rubbing, finally Leiqie couldn't stop him from letting go, and plunged into the thick snow, Ruan Xiangyuan was soft-handed He turned over, got up and shook the snow on the ground, spread his paws, and ran wildly into the woods not far away—
He heard crying, heard the sound of fighting
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The ball-like pup sticks out his tongue and rolls and crawls on the snow, and then what emerges in his mind is the vigorous, sharp and domineering running silhouette of a police dog, the German black back—and then put the black back silhouette into Lao Tzu’s handsome face...
Fuck.
The son of a bitch was so excited that he gnawed shit like a dog, strongly expressing that he was almost going to be handsome to death by himself right now.
As for the purpose of his running, only the "handsome" pup can't remember in his mind, so that when he rushed into the center of the storm, he almost didn't realize what happened here.
In front of him, four or five tall and thick men were tightly surrounded by a big tree, and there seemed to be something surrounded among them, and the intermittent begging and crying sounds came from there.
The pup slammed on the brakes and did a great job of doing his second shit of the day in a perfect terrific maneuver - as he lifted his shaggy dog's face out of the snow and shook his head trying to shake off the icy bit of snow on the tip of his nose Suddenly, the pup felt that he had heard this cry before—
But this is not important anymore.
In the quiet snow field, the sound of clothes being shredded from the center of the crowd became particularly clear and piercing.
The pup was squatting on the snow, looking at the wretched men not far away who were smiling very happily, the whole dog was in a trough—he was just taking a walk under the pretext of "stupid master, I'll go meddle in my own business" , Now this is what God unfolds!
The author has something to say: I’m sorry, sorry, I’ve written more than half of this chapter. When I got home, I squinted for a while and got up to type. The alarm clock is 9 o’clock, and it’s 11 o’clock when I open it. The whole person is about to break down. Only after looking at the alarm clock did I realize that it was nine o'clock in the morning...
The captain next door is over, this article will be updated on the recovery date ┏(゜w゜)=?.
Tomorrow’s update will still be at night, because I still have to go to work on the fucking Dragon Boat Festival, and from the day after tomorrow, I will try my best to adjust the update time back to 3:00 pm, damn it, it’s too painful to update in the middle of the night, anyway, that’s it, um , Happy Zongzi Festival, girls, okay (￣▽￣")