Lei Qie was silent for a moment, then bent down and picked up the pup who was rubbing against his legs, pinched the pup's nose with one big hand, pinched the big soft mouth covering the teeth, With a slight tap of his middle finger, he easily and forcibly opened its long mouth—the man watched carefully for a long time, until he confirmed that a new tooth the size of a grain of rice could be vaguely seen in the small black hole, and then he Take it easy.
Throwing the plush creature, which was much heavier than when it first came to the Absolute Wing Pavilion, back into the thick snow, the pup took advantage of his soft and unformed figure to roll in the snow, got up and shook The snow wrapped around the fallen hair, white snow particles splashed everywhere, Lei Qie withdrew his gaze, looked back at the prisoner in the building next door who was lying on the ground like a dead pig, after thinking for a while, raised his toes and raised his head. lift his thigh
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The man on the ground twitched violently.
Such a big reaction? It was only then that Lei Qie remembered that this guy had just had urinary incontinence, so he immediately retracted the foot that had been hesitant to step on the opponent's buttocks, and stared at the opponent's dead body for a long time. The red-haired man seemed to want to wait for the opponent to crawl Get up and talk again. However, until he got impatient, the other party still lay there firmly and continued to pose, so he touched the tip of his nose and said in a very sincere voice: "I'm sorry, it seems that I hit the wrong person. .”
Already used to Lei Qie's kind of sincere apology that sounded very sincere but was insincere and meaningless, Ruan Xiangyuan walked around to the man lying on the ground, and stretched out his claws to replace the man lying on the ground in a very gossiping manner. The eldest brother dug away the snow that blocked his face, and then the pup found that this guy was still responsive—when he heard Rachel's apology, he spat out a front tooth mixed with blood with a puff.
Ruan Xiangyuan thought for a while, this was probably the elder brother's answer to Lei Qie's sincere apology - if he still had the strength, it would probably be the rhythm of jumping up and cutting Lei Qie's face with the peeing snow.
But at this moment, the dog owner, who had waited for a long time without saying "it's okay", seemed a little disappointed. He sighed, walked up to the prisoner and squatted down in front of the prisoner like Ruan Xiangyuan, one person and one dog squatted in front of him. The pair of identical azure pupils stared at him full of expectation, a nameless aura rushed into his heart, a mouthful of blood was about to spurt from his throat, a man who didn't know what kind of blood mold he had suffered today was lying on the snow Li silently endured this unspeakable pain, he regretted why he didn't pass out cleanly like the other three companions, and had to suffer this pain awake here—
Lei Qie squatted on the ground and watched for a while, tilted his head, rolled his eyes, and suggested in a light tone: "Hey, uncle, can you please cooperate with me?"
The eyelids of the man lying face down on the ground trembled, and then with a puff, he spit out another front tooth that was about to be snapped off—
Fuck you. Damn uncle! ! I'm still one year younger than you! ! Cooperate with your uncle! ! ! "Hello" followed by "please" Has your native language textbook been chewed by a dog? ! Also, cooperate? No way, dreaming, noway, no way! ! ! !
The puppy lowered his head and stretched his neck to look at the big yellow die covered with blood, and he groaned, he finally got a balance in the fact that he lost one tooth and the other lost two teeth, the big tail happily looked like a windshield wiper Like sweeping Ah Sao in the snow.
The happy expression on the dog's furry face seemed to remind Rachel that he reserved his ultimate skills, so the red-haired man squatting on the ground thought for a while and began to spread his best rumors with a blank expression: "Hey, Falcon said you see It seems that he is not willing to cooperate
. "
The prisoner who didn't read the almanac when he went out today: "..."
The puppy paused with a happy expression, turned his head, and barked again.
Lei Qie continued to talk nonsense without changing his face: "Falcon also said that it is enough to beat you up again. Although the dead are not the best partners, at least they will not resist."
The prisoner who didn't read the almanac when he went out today: "..."
Seeing that the master had covered his body with the black pot so easily, Ruan Xiangyuan turned around, pointed at Lei Qie's face with his hind legs and scraped off a few piles of snow vigorously, the man stretched out his big hand to cover the side of his face, and said very seriously: " Falcon, don't play with piss."
"Aww!"
—Go to you mad, pee over there, you think I'm as stupid as you!
The man stretched out his hand to hold the pup by the back of the neck, hugged the frantic planing pup into his arms, and patted its furry head. Then Rachel slowly continued the negotiation he had unilaterally forced, and he no longer Instead of squatting, he stood up, and when he stood in front of the prisoner, the shadow cast against him seemed to be a moving hill.
Holding a fluffy, cute and handsome husky puppy in one hand, Rachel looked no different from the pervert who ran out of the madhouse last night, and it was such a tall and mighty pervert who used his Elementary school-level communication, trying to bargain with a hapless guy who just broke two front teeth—
"I don't tell others about you peeing your pants, and you can't tell the prison guard or the curator that I beat you."
The prisoner who didn't read the almanac when he went out today: "..."
The death-like silence of the other party made Lei Qie frowned: "I just came out of the curator an hour ago, and I didn't want to get within a hundred meters of that place before I thought of a second way to deal with those nonsense."
The prisoner who didn't read the almanac when he went out today: "..."
"What's more, you don't want others to know about your wet pants, do you?... Stephen
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Stephen, who didn't read the almanac when he went out today: "!!!!!!!"
As for Wang from Building No. 2 calling out his name in such a cold and noble tone, if the cell was not empty, this prisoner from Building No. 3 named Stephen would almost be scared to urinate again—he It's just that the 25th floor of Building No. 3 can just squeeze into the level of the prison's high-level team. How can he make the king of the other building remember his name! !
What's more, the king's name is Leiqie.
Rachel! ! !
Even if I dreamed about this kind of content, I would be so terrified that I couldn't close my eyes for three days and three nights! Not only did I not read the almanac when I went out this morning, but I also accidentally stumbled into a parallel world! Rachel actually knows my name, who will believe me? -explain! out! go! who! letter!
... ... Damn, don't say they don't believe it, even I don't believe it myself.
He sucked vigorously into his nasal cavity the snot that was about to come out and the blood and tears dripping from the corners of his eyes. When Stephen was so messed up in the wind that he couldn't sort out his thoughts, he heard that faint voice coming from his head again, that The sound is accompanied by the rustling, the sound only made when the soles of the shoes step on the snow particles, the footsteps are getting farther and farther away, and the voice of Rachel's voice like a god's voice echoed for a long time in the empty space—
"A deal has been reached, it's such a happy decision."
Stephen: "..."
Ever since Stephen entered the prison, he heard that Wang’s way of thinking in Building No. 2 is not in the same dimension as ordinary people—today, he has thoroughly tested this crazy brain wave communication method, and the sound he made from the beginning to the end There is only the "hiss" sound of gasping for breath and the sound of "poof" spitting blood and spitting teeth. In these two monotonous pronunciations, Lei Qie independently relied on his brain to complete the apology from "talking to him" to asking "talking to him". "Negotiations" at the end "with him" the whole process of negotiation completion.
That's it, happily, it's decided.
... Well, by the way, he also arbitrarily decided for him his emotions and opinions on the outcome of the negotiation that he did not participate in at all.
…
When Stephen was spewing blood silently on the snow, Ruan Xiangyuan was lying on Lei Qie's shoulders, the wide paws of the bastard clasped on the man's shoulders, and when he turned to look at Lei Qie, his furry ears would inadvertently sweep Ruan Xiangyuan looked at the other side's expressionless side face, but found that at this moment, that perfect side face looked as low-intelligent as when he woke up this morning—
Everyone in the Absolute Wing Hall thought that Lei Qie was a strange king who couldn't even count the number of high-level prisoners under his direct jurisdiction.
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However, today, this weird guy squatted in front of the prisoner in another building, with an appearance of outstanding IQ, mysterious, stupid, stupid human being, you don't understand, and he called out the prisoner's name without any mistakes—
Hey, what kind of god unfolding is this? The puppy became interested, and stretched out his paws to pull Rachel's hair, as if he had made up his mind to see if his perverted master had a zipper on the back of his head that had been changed silently, man Walking all the way, the dog's thick paws stuck in the man's red hair and poked and poked all the way—
Until they were about to leave this open space, in a certain forgotten corner, a young mosquito-like voice resounded faintly—
Someone is calling "Brother Reins".
I go.
Only Zhu Bajie's Xiaolong girl sister paper calls him Brother Zhu—how many years have passed, where is this ancient name mined from a cemetery
The dog pricked up his ears and moved them. After snorting, he lowered them calmly, pretending that he didn't hear anything.
And Lei Qie, also after this call, her long and curly eyelashes trembled slightly, and then pretended that she didn't hear anything.
As the saying goes, if you are not a family, you will not enter a family.
As the saying goes, a bad pot has its own bad cover.
It takes half a second for one person and one dog to turn on the shielding gun at the same time, and they will fall into the sweet time of the not-so-sweet master and pet without hesitation.
There was the sound of tumbling footsteps from behind.
Rachel didn't look back.
Ruan Xiangyuan also suppressed his heart of gossip, and stood firm and did not look back—the dog's sixth sense told him that turning around would lead to bad things, and maybe this first time, it would unfortunately trigger the legendary hidden plot with the attribute of being happy to hear and see.
The red-haired man was holding the dog's fat butt, and the dog's fat paws were hugging the man's neck, and the two of them ran wildly outside the forest pretending to be calm—
The lingering feeling of stumbling behind him has never disappeared
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Ruan Xiangyuan hugged Leiqie's neck tightly, the hair on his back was going to stand up, and Leiqie ran all the way unmoved.
Until an inexplicable Chen Yaojin appeared on the way—
Just when the man and his pup were about to leave this terrifying grove and lead to the victory symbolizing freedom, a slender figure suddenly appeared on the road ahead.
The person with his hands in his trouser pockets was none other than Sui who wandered around for some reason—
Obviously, Sui also saw Lei Qie and Ruan Xiangyuan at the first time. He hummed suspiciously at first, and then he didn't seem to see the word "shut up" written all over the faces of Lei Qie and the son of a bitch. The young man stretched out a finger, and pointed at the back of the master and servant who ran all the way towards him with a blank expression.
"Hey, Rachel, the naked kid behind you seems to be calling you."
As soon as Sui's words fell, the red-haired man immediately felt the hem of his clothes being firmly grasped from behind.
The calmness on Leiqie's face froze, at least it was because of hold that it didn't shatter. And the pup, after angrily spraying his master's saliva all over his neck, buried his furry face deeply into the socket of his neck—
In the distance of them, there is Wang Sui, who successfully inserted into Building No. 1 who forcibly opened the hidden plot at this moment, who was full of innocent curiosity.
How did you say that sentence
Don't be afraid of opponents like gods, but teammates like pigs.
The author has something to say: _(:3)∠)_Okay, the cannon fodder is officially on the scene, Brother Reince ha, Sang can’t afford it.
The number of messages yesterday was so large that I thought I had traveled to the backstage of some great god, and I was so moved that I burst into tears—although I know, we just want to play with the new function of mobile site comments.
... Tired of playing? If not, why don't we play again