Sui: "... what does this mean?"
As the dog's spokesperson, Lei Qie raised his eyelids and gave Sui, who was holding his dog's butt messily in the wind, out of the corner of his eye, and said calmly, "It means 'choose a fart'."
Sui: "..."
"You are really a failure." Lei Qie hooked the corners of his lips, and seemed to be saved from the depressed mood before, "Even dogs despise you."
As he spoke, the man glanced at the pudding box that was being gnawed in front of Ruan Xiangyuan. Seeing that there was only the last bite left, he took the glowing red apple off the dinner plate after a pause, and put the apple in his hand. After the fork was turned over, he inserted the end of the wooden fork into the apple with no expression, and the rich juice splashed all over the place. The man threw the fork aside, and with a light movement of his hands, he seemed to be about to be poked open. A slit apple split in two.
—In order to prevent prisoners from using metal utensils to kill each other or commit suicide or do other shady activities, just like ordinary prisons, the tableware in the Absolute Wing Restaurant retains the rule of using exquisite wooden materials except for the plate, and Except for Wang, all prisoners are prohibited from wearing shoes during most of the non-breathing time, and the advanced heating equipment throughout the year allows the prisoners to move around in the well-connected hall without posing a threat to their health—similar There are many more fluffy rules, some of which were added after Eli took office, most of them sound absurd and illogical—
For example, looking at the whole world from ancient times to the present, there is no prison that will be stuffed into a confinement room for three days and three nights just because the prisoner said that the curator is more beautiful than a woman.
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Although annoying, these rules are enough to be ignored and discarded by most people who are capable enough to be kings.
For example, Rachel can easily use a brittle wooden tool that will break with a little force as a fruit knife—remember the challenge of changing rooms with prisoners on the fifteenth floor when Rachel just entered the prison , He also performed to everyone on the spot the stunt of "how the wooden fork took out the eyeball intact and not bloody".
Probably this is his unique skill. From that day until Leiqie officially became the king until today, all the prisoners who don’t want to cause trouble will take a detour when they see Leiqie in a bad mood—what’s painful is that from the surface It seems that there are not many times when the king is in a good mood.
"—My eyes hurt when I see him." Wang from Building No. 4, that is, Baitang, whose aura is almost the most amiable in comparison, once commented, "Ah, I don't mean to be an eyesore, but the kind who can't help but imagine that the eyeballs are covered The pain of digging out with a fork."
From the second day after Baitang finished speaking, Rachel inexplicably found that for a long time, everyone who saw him began to blink quickly or rub his hands unconsciously.
So when he opened the apple with a wooden fork expressionlessly, Sui unconsciously reached out and pressed the corners of his eyes with a helpless face.
"What are you doing?" Rachel gave him a strange look, "Did the apple juice fly into your eyes?"
"No."
"Then why are you rubbing, you are sick."
"..."
Taking away the pudding box that had been gnawed clean and full of teeth marks on the edges, Lei Qie put half of the apple under the pup's big dog's mouth, opened his big mouth missing a tooth, and was about to gnaw it down in one bite. Only then did I realize what was wrong. When faced with a hard object that was completely different from pudding, the pup with one tooth missing finally realized that something was wrong. He walked around the apple awkwardly on the table, thinking about it I never thought of what posture to use to eat the apple in front of me more comfortably.
Seeing it strangely, Sui stretched out his hand to grab the pup and opened its mouth. He pinched the soft and wet tongue with one hand, and he saw the black hole with one tooth missing at a glance, "Generally, a puppy is three months old. I just started to change my teeth, what are you feeding, this stuff is precocious," the black-haired man tsk-tsk-taunted, "When I held it today, I felt a lot heavier than before, I thought it was my illusion..."
"Well, you also think it's a change of teeth, right?" Rachel looked relieved, stretched out his slender fingers and hooked the dog's chin, "At first I was worried that it was because I bit someone too hard. knocked out teeth
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"... It bit people?... Forget it, that's not the point... If you don't have common sense, can you please bring your IQ out anyway? How could it bite people and knock your teeth out?"
"Ah, I saw blood next to its mouth at first." Not caring about Sui's blunt evaluation, Lei Qie let go of Ruan Xiangyuan, and the pup was liberated after being watched, and immediately turned to look for its apple. After being patted and put down, Lei Qie looked at Ruan Xiangyuan playing with the tip of his nose on the half of the apple for a while, then looked back and continued, "I thought it was done by the people in Building No. Beat them up."
Sui's face was blank for thirty seconds.
"I found out later that it wasn't, it just changed its teeth." Rachel continued casually, "Don't look at me with that kind of eyes, I apologized - they also promised me to keep it secret."
Sui wiped his face, and with his knees, he could guess how Lei Qie made the other party "agree", "help him" and "keep it secret".
"So you sent three of mt's high-level executives to the medical room, and broke the ribs of one of the unlucky ones, just because your dog changed its teeth?"
But Rachel caught the point this time, he raised his head: "... who sent them to the medical room?"
"...What's going on with your 'so sorry' expression on your face," Sui's eyes twitched, "You beat the wrong person and still don't want them to go to the hospital? Tell you, mt is so angry that you beat them up The high-ranking inmates in the building are simply trying to give him a bad look—by the way, do you know the definition of 'high-level'?"
ha? Of course he knows, motherfucker not only knows but also knows the name of the other party clearly, okay? Ruan Xiangyuan didn't forget to listen to the gossip and complain in his heart when he gnawed on the apple with his ass pouted.
However, what surprised the son of a bitch was that Lei Qie, who was behind him, said the answer "I don't know" expressionlessly, with a sincere and righteous tone. Putting such a tone on Lei Qie, at this moment, I am afraid that he is a fairy Believe it's real and don't know anything
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The kung fu of opening eyes and telling nonsense is perfect.
Poor Sui was deceived in this way. When the bastard looked back at him, he showed an unsurprised expression, and then said with a headache, "... I know I can't ask you too much, forget it,总之让你那栋楼的犯人这俩天走路看路,别被人抓着把柄揍一顿就划不来了,哼,狗换牙—好歹他还以为是你为了新任的小情人才揍了他下手的High-level, if you let him know that his people are sent to the medical room for half a month and may not be able to get up just because your dog has changed teeth, he may explode with anger—”
New little lover? What is that? Lei Qie blinked in confusion, and Sui Na crackled together. The amount of information seemed to be too much for him to receive at once. The red-haired man paused for a moment, and after a moment of silence, he pursed his lips. Said a sentence that made Sui angry: "Mt knows?... They clearly promised me not to tell it."
"... Just because they didn't say it doesn't mean that no one passed by there. I can pass there. How hidden do you think it is?"
Lei Qie said oh, compared to Sui who was on the sidelines who had nothing to do with himself but was in a hurry, the person concerned himself was more calm. He scratched his head, showing a "troublesome" expression, unresponsive and began to be unable to grasp. Focus on the main point: "This is the bad news you want to say? Well, it's not very good. I will inform Shaoze to tell the people below to be careful in the next two days."
... What does it mean to inform Shaoze to tell the people below... Who is the king of Building No. 2
Sui was so confused that he couldn't hold back his energy: "Why should I worry about the next building in front of the king of the first building?"
"Oh, because you're a good person." Rachel gave him a glance of appreciation without sincerity.
"... I didn't really want to ask you."
"But I want to answer." Facing Sui's powerlessness, Lei Qie replied irrationally.
Sui didn't bother to pay attention to him, and pinched the dog's tail with one hand and twirled it around his fingertips, but seeing that he didn't respond, Lei Qi grabbed his hand with a little interest: "Sui, you just said yes There is bad news, what is it?"
"Oh, no more, I think you should have noticed it?... Now the entire Jueji Pavilion thinks you are a beauty because of your anger, haha."
Rachel: "For whom?"
"The child who was carried into the medical room by you
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Rachel blinked, a little unable to react: "Child? You mean Mira?"
"Well, I was still seen by people. Well, I am also very surprised why these people don't stay in the prison cell and wander around every day. But in short, someone saw you who have never been close to men and have no interest in women. Hug Seeing the new kid from your building rushing into the medical room—and then judging from the kid’s tattered clothes and the prisoners from Building No. Thinking of these things—oh, the abstinence king in Building No. 2 has opened up, and finally started to formalize the fact that he is also a human being with needs—”
Sui dragged his voice, and shrugged after finishing speaking: "It's probably like this."
Rachel: "..."
Sui: "... why are you hugging that child like a lover?"
Lei Qie was expressionless: "... what else? It will be very tiring to carry him."
Sui: "Then why are you in such a hurry?"
Lei Qie remained expressionless: "Because I'm very hungry, I have to rush back to eat, not to mention that the falcon is still with you, it will cry when it leaves me."
This time it was Sui's turn to fall into endless silence.
Ruan Xiangyuan, who was not far away, was so surprised by this miraculous and self-indulgent remark that he almost fell under the table with Apple—
"When you were away, it grinned with a good appetite and grabbed pudding from me."
"Liar."
"... You have seen it yourself."
"Who told you my eyes wouldn't lie to me?"
Sui shut up—well, the words are so preposterous to this point, how dare I not just announce that you have won.
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