— Well, did you hear that? Wang from Building No. 2 has finally recovered. Some people said that they saw him hugging the new boy from their building to the medical room with a distressed face like a lover!
—(⊙o⊙) Really? Really? Who is that kid
——It’s a child who hasn’t even passed the three-month protection period for a newcomer. He looks good and looks like a pampered young master who was stuffed into the Absolute Wing House by his parents who don’t know anything. Tsk tsk, life is so good. After seeing everything, this stable life can be regarded as ahead of schedule.
—(⊙o⊙) Really? Really? Rachel Oh! It's that Lei Qie who has refused all the fresh goods contributed by all the people below since he entered the prison, has no interest in the big-breasted beauties in the medical room, and dares to show his face to the curator? Wow, is it love at first sight
——It's that Lei Qie, oh, ah, you don't understand, I heard that the young master is a bamboo horse that Lei Qie knew when he was outside, and his half-sister is Lei Qie's fiancée! Then in order to find Rachel, he killed someone and let himself in.
—(⊙o⊙) Really? Really? What did Rachel say
— Rachel, I go to the medical room to see that child every day!
—(⊙o⊙) Really? Really? That really hurts
. Fuck, this is one of the biggest gossips in the Jue Chi Museum in the past three years!
Above, when the two prisoners from which building they came from got together and gossiped about Lei Qie's boyish thoughts, Comrade Ruan Xiangyuan, who was once a man and now a son of a bitch, was talking impatiently. Squatting at the door of the restaurant, he raised his hind legs and scratched his belly with his paws. Ruan Xiangyuan gave a disdainful slap when he heard the two idle prisoners say the so-called "best in three years". sneeze-
Damn it, the biggest gossip cliffhanger in the Jueji Museum in the past three years is that you were favored by the goddess of luck unknowingly and took possession of the handsome prison dog that Lao Tzu, a living person, has become!
Hearing the gossip, the son of a bitch thought that Lei Qie was really unlucky, and for no reason, he suddenly walked into the center of the gossip storm and lay down like a sieve—I don’t know if this group of people play basketball every day in the gym and occasionally fight Or gather a crowd to watch porn and have no other interests and hobbies. After being imprisoned in the Absolute Wing Pavilion, these sinful people were forced by the simple and monotonous life to have their IQ plummet. Therefore, those who don’t know where to start The rumors were fueled by them to the point where they broke through the sky.
For example, Rachel didn't show even the slightest distressed expression at that time.
For example, Rachel didn't even know that she still had a fiancée.
For example, Rachel didn't know how Mira got into the Absolute Wing Pavilion.
For another example, Lei Qie went to see Mira in the medical room every day, and she was simply forced by those big-breasted old women in the medical room (the original words), and those women who were too busy hated the messy things in the usual prison the most. What's on my mind, a clean little boy was finally sent in at this moment, but he was tossed half to death, which suddenly inspired the mother's love they had accumulated for many years. ()
——Leiqie went to the medical room to suffer every day, but they forced her to submit on the grounds that they would tell the curator that the eggs in the backyard were stolen by your pups.
The above are all Rachel's rare and serious oaths. Although according to the past black history, his credibility has been so low that he has no credibility at all, but this time he said very seriously that he absolutely did not lie, Sui I reluctantly believed it, not because he was sincere enough, but because of Rachel's words: I swear with the falcon's head (...), if I lie to you, the falcon's head will be used as a ball for you to kick.
When Lei Qie said this, Ruan Xiangyuan was laying on the sofa in the living room like a dead dog, gnawing his teeth around a stuffed toy. He was shocked when he heard that he was fucking innocent again Rolled from the sofa to the carpet, got up and shook his head and yelled at Rachel, but his stupid master also blocked it back with one sentence: don't be wronged, go to Eli's chicken coop to get eggs to eat That's not you
Later, after summarizing, both Sui and Ruan Xiangyuan felt that Lei Qie, who was eloquent that day, probably took his IQ with him when he rarely went out.
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Well, anyway, after the turmoil at Mira, Rachel became a busy man in love in the eyes of everyone—when he went back and forth between the medical room and the dining room with a expressionless but extremely anxious face in the eyes of everyone, During the prison break, Ruan Xiangyuan officially became the unlucky guy who had his last meal but never his next meal.
The bastard regretted it, if he knew what was going on, he wouldn't have touched Eli's eggs when he was killed. No, at this moment, he was squatting at the door of the restaurant by himself, pitifully, Just waiting for someone who knows to take it back to the jail or into the restaurant.
As for Rachel, fifteen minutes ago, before even one foot stepped into the dining room, she was hurriedly pulled away by a woman who yelled, "Mila has started to have a fever again". Even the content of "The Absolute Wing Pavilion is on fire" is ashamed of himself. Lei Qie put down the puppy in his arms helplessly and was taken away, as if his fever would subside when he arrived at the medical room. .
Leaving Ruan Xiangyuan alone with a dog squatting in front of the restaurant, Lei Qie didn't seem to be worried at all—after directly participating in the bloody events countless times, almost everyone in the Absolute Wing Pavilion knew that baby Lei Qie was a stupid dog and didn't want to Being performed in public with the stunt of "taking eyeballs with a wooden fork", this bastard is absolutely untouchable.
Ruan Xiangyuan went from standing to sitting, from sitting to lying down, from lying down to rolling around on the ground. After waiting for more than 20 minutes, I didn't see a familiar face. It seemed that even the senior management of their building had made an agreement to play together and disappear when he needed them so much.
No way, the son of a bitch finally got tired of playing the game of rolling around, turned over and sat up, before the growing body was starved to death in front of the restaurant, Ruan Xiangyuan, who was feeling "the smell of rich wine and meat", walked away from him Those four short and lean snow-white legs walked all the way back on the original road—fuck it, it’s okay for me to go home and eat dog food if I have nothing to eat!
In Building No. 2, they are all their own people who can be bullied at will.
So Ruan Xiangyuan unceremoniously dragged the trousers of a prisoner with an unfamiliar face, dragged the yelling prisoner from the door all the way to the elevator dedicated to the "king", let him go, and the bastard squatted on the ground with his mouth open The speechless prisoner stuck out his tongue hahaha.
No matter how stupid he is, he knows what this means. While muttering, "Is this dog a little too smart?", the prisoner pressed the button to open the elevator for Ruan Xiangyuan with a puzzled expression, and watched the dog stand upright. After walking into the noble elevator, under the gaze of those blue dog eyes, he closed the elevator door for him with a face full of black lines
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As a pup who said "the master is so stupid, please burn the paper", Ruan Xiangyuan successfully sent himself back to the top floor room in this way-but when he rushed to the food bowl at the door to make a living, the room was empty. The food bowl dealt him a second blow.
If you still love at this moment, the empty biscuit box on the coffee table must have dealt a fatal blow to Ruan Xiangyuan, who was so hungry that he took off. The beautiful biscuit box that Mom put on the coffee table in a pretentious manner swept it to the floor.
The biscuit box was turned upside down, and the crumbs spread all over the carpet.
Those canned dogs were placed in a cabinet not far away, and as a cute little dog with only paws and missing teeth, even if Ruan Xiangyuan took them down, he still couldn’t open them—for the first time in his life, Ruan Xiangyuan Suddenly, I realized how tiring it is to be a creature that is equipped with human beings and has all kinds of human thoughts but does nothing in the face of facts.
Lie down on the soft carpet, the surroundings are quiet, the stupid master is not there, Sui is not there, Shaoze is not there, and Uncle Sparte is not there.
His ears drooped in disappointment, Ruan Xiangyuan turned his belly towards the ceiling, curled up his paws, and thought about it for a while, then in the eerily quiet living room, as a dog, he sniffed vigorously—— At this moment, he only felt that he was holding his breath in his chest, but he never dared to relax.
I'm afraid that as soon as I relax, I want to find a place to cover my face with my paws and cry.
What the hell did I do to end up in this embarrassing situation today! Even if you change from a human to a dog, you still have to be a starving dog!
The puzzling pup rolled over and over in pain on the carpet, and when he rolled all the way under the tripod, he stopped abruptly. Right above his nose, Rachel's little red flower, little black, etc. A series, swimming leisurely in the goldfish bowl—
Bubbling carefree, these goldfish come alive every seven seconds. In addition to eating, they just swim back and forth in this narrow fish tank—since Ruan Xiangyuan saw them for the first time, they have been like this. It takes one second to regenerate, five seconds to understand the new world around them, and then they have time to realize themselves. Before being trapped, use the seventh second to forget, and when the next cycle begins, it will be reborn again
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Ruan Xiangyuan was so envious that tears were about to fall.
So the angry pup lay on the ground, stretched out his thick legs without nerves, and kicked his paw on the supposedly heavy wooden frame—but Ruan Xiangyuan forgot that the so-called heavy was just fighting for more than half a month For him before, but in this nearly a month, due to Rachel's indulgence and habit, his body and his weight have shown a graph of a function soaring in a straight line.
So after watching the wooden shelf shake horribly for a couple of times, the fish tank containing the little black and little red smiling flowers slid out of the support surface of the wooden shelf, and in the form of a free fall, it was solidly zooming in on the dog seriously. enlarge-
Then, with a splash of fish food, fish excrement and a jar of water, they were thrown on Ruan Xiangyuan's shocked dog face.
Ruan Xiangyuan: "……………………………"
The paws wriggled and pushed away the fish tank on his belly, enduring the severe pain on his delicate belly that was almost cracked, turned over and got up from the ground, the fish tank fell silently beside him, the pup shook the hair on his head and choked After taking two mouthfuls of goldfish water, he started to stare blankly at the goldfish that was out of the water and struggling to thump. Next to his paws was the fish tank with a little water left on the side.
And those goldfishes that flopped and breathed with their big mouths seemed to have transformed into evil goblins, twisting their waists and screaming loudly at him: Eat me, eat me, eat me...
Ruan Xiangyuan: ...Okay, since you invited me so sincerely... I will eat you up.
Seeing that the big dog's mouth was about to get close to the goldfish that was closest to him, for some reason, a flash of light suddenly flashed in his mind, and the scene when Lei Qie came back and saw a pile of goldfish corpses struck into his mind like a thunderbolt. The puppy instantly sobered up a lot.
With a wooden and furry face, he used his soft paws, very clumsily, with black lines all over his face, to sweep the black goldfish closest to the bathtub... probably called Xiaohua, back into the fish tank lying on his side.
There isn't much water in the tank, but it seems to be enough to keep the goldfish breathing.
I used the same method to pull the remaining two goldfish back to the fish tank. Although they rolled all the way on the carpet and made them dying, when they returned to the poor water in the fish tank, they immediately showed that "at least they can still live." When Lei Qie came back to say goodbye to the vigorous vitality, Ruan Xiangyuan suddenly had an illusion of being saved, and almost shed tears of emotion
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Sniffing his nose, the dog approached the fish tank with that dog face that looked like a big monster to goldfish, and counted on his paws, and found that one was missing. How do you calculate the geometric curve? On the far side, there is a little black on the carpet who is weakly smacking his mouth.
Ruan Xiangyuan: "... =_=."
Roll it all the way back according to the old method, and it is estimated that halfway through the roll, this guy will die.
Walking up to Xiao Hei and turning around, Ruan Xiangyuan opened his mouth and picked it up from the ground without knowing what to think.
He swore he was very careful, and even remembered to put the weaker Blackie in his missing tooth—
He turned his head and was about to run wildly in the direction of the fish tank, but at this moment, the door of the living room was pushed open—the person who walked in from the outside was the dog who was so nagged after coming back from the medical room. The cub went back to the prison by himself and rushed back non-stop, Lei Qie, who was full of impatience at this moment.
He pushed open the door, before he even had time to call the dog's name, and then he saw, not far from him, the wooden shelf on which the goldfish tank was placed was upturned, the carpet was full of water, and in the bathtub, several goldfish were Trying to keep breathing on the last of the water—
And the one he was looking for was squatting by the fish tank and staring at him with blue dog eyes full of horror. For the first time, the dog did not stick out his tongue, its mouth was tightly closed, and a What was clearly a fish's tail was dangling discordantly from its tightly closed dog mouth.
Rachel: "……………"
Ruan Xiangyuan: "........."
... I think I can save it again, director, can this episode be rewinded...
The author has something to say: I'm here, I'm here_(:3)∠)_ I'm so busy rushing into v, I'm really sorry everyone qaq
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