It's an embarrassing moment—
Rachel: "..."
Ruan Xiangyuan: "(⊙__⊙)."
Rachel: "..."
Ruan Xiangyuan: "(⊙/___\⊙)
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Rachel: "..."
Ruan Xiangyuan: "(⊙___⊙)|||||."
Just when Ruan Xiangyuan thought that he was going to play the game of "you stare at me and I will stare at you" with Lei Qie for a long time, something even more embarrassing happened—obviously, at the moment, everyone except In addition to the puppies who were frozen into statues and posed next to the fish tank, there was another friend on the scene who thought he could rescue it.
The strong will to survive broke the legend that "the memory of a goldfish is only seven seconds". The goldfish named Xiao Hei, who was firmly held in the mouth of the big dog by the pup, couldn't wait to use his brain waves to detect the arrival of the savior. To break this stalemate—
The dog was so caught off guard by what happened, Ruan Xiangyuan only felt that something jumped on his sensitive tongue, and the next second, there was something sticky like snot next to the tightly closed dog's mouth The thing turned up, and firmly grasped his nostrils—
He took a sharp breath, and besides the film blocking his nostrils being sucked to make a "rustling" sound similar to when sniffing snot, what was inhaled along the nasal cavity was also the tangy fish. The fishy smell, the son of a bitch suddenly stopped the half-sucked air, and after a pause, the air sank to the dantian, raised the anus and retracted the abdomen, and sneezed forcefully, blowing out all the air in the stomach through the nostrils —The strong and scorching air blows off the greasy film on his dog's nose, and then on the lower lip of his big dog's mouth.
From the beginning to the end, Rachel stood silently at the door like this, watching his dog son's nostrils blocked by the slapped goldfish tail, the nostrils constricted and his big furry head sneezed violently, pushing the blocked The goldfish tail sprayed off the nostrils—
After sneezing crookedly, this guy immediately stood firm and still maintained the posture of squatting by the fish tank, his big mouth was tightly closed, and he raised his head suddenly as if someone had called him to stand at attention. The dog's eyes stared at him without blinking.
"..." Lei Qie silently took a step from the door to the house.
This ordinary step, in Ruan Xiangyuan's eyes, looked like an evil spirit crawling out of hell holding a kitchen knife. He suddenly jumped up from the squatting position, and the son of a bitch stumbled back as if he had been greatly frightened. Pressing its plump body against the wall - during the whole process, its mouth was tightly closed like a clamshell, only the pair of blue eyes, exactly the same as Rachel's, widened or shrunk or narrowed A slit may turn into cross-eyed, silently talking about the rich inner changes of the dog at this moment—
Rachel stopped by the sofa, took off his windbreaker and threw it on the sofa casually, the man raised his eyelids, his voice was low and magnetic: "Falcon, what's in your mouth?"
Ruan Xiangyuan: "...
! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! "
One sentence caused landslides and ground cracks.
The pup sticking to the wall seemed to be awakened by this sentence, everything seemed to happen in an instant, Lei Qie stood silently by the sofa, watching the pup who had been stuck tightly on the wall run away again Getting up, the fat paws slipped twice on the carpet, the pup rushed back from the wall to the fish tank, braked awkwardly with his face on the ground, and then stretched his furry face into the fish tank, opening his eyes He opened his mouth wide and spat out a lot of indescribable things, and even brought countless sticky saliva and Xiao Hei who didn't know whether he was dead or alive wrapped in the saliva, he slammed it back into the fish tank.
When the frothy dog saliva slid down the edge of the fish tank, Ruan Xiangyuan made a clear goal early in the morning, relying on his escape instinct, he took a space slide cleanly, barking wildly, trying to get himself fat body tucked under the couch—
However, he forgot that the self who was able to smoothly crawl under the sofa for refuge had already died half a month ago—after half a month, after eating, sleeping, waking up and finding a place to continue sleeping when he was full, he called it "" I’m still young and I’m still growing up, and I’ll have cramps when I grow up.” After successfully stuffing his head under the sofa, he found himself stuck outside the sofa with his big furry tail and half of his buttocks.
Ruan Xiangyuan: "..."
Grabbing the ground with the front paws, lifting the waist and retracting the abdomen vigorously, rubbing in one, two, three!
Can't move - it must be the reason why the floor is too slippery.
Support the edge of the sofa with the front paws, lift the waist and abdomen again and push in two, two or three times!
This time, it moved forward a little bit, and it must have been stuck because of the addition of a small jiji to increase its thickness.
... at least the head is in, isn't it? If I'm going to be beaten, at least I can keep my handsome dog face - if I'm cut off from food, at least I can rely on the handsome uncle who shares meals with the restaurant to sell me a cute meal...
It doesn't matter if you are fat, as long as you are handsome.
The pup, half stuck in the couch and half out, spread flat like a frog, consoled himself.
The seamless link between the edge of the sofa and the floor stuck on his belly made Ruan Xiangyuan finally accept the fact that he could no longer tuck himself under the sofa. When his keen dog ears accurately picked up the sound of Rachel's approaching footsteps, he couldn't help it The ground wanted to rub in again, so in Lei Qie's view, the half of the puppet on the floor who stuffed himself under the sofa, the half of the snow-white fleshy paw behind his buttocks cooperated with him like this " Aww, ow" and other messy and anxious screams, kicking on the ground suddenly, just putting in neutral and not moving forward
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Rachel tilted her head, squatted down in front of the fat ass that was kicking around with great interest, and then used two fingers to pinch the big furry tail of the puppy and lift it up—after clearly feeling the tightness in her hands The chubby body suddenly stiffened into a dead frog, and when the frog was rigidly fixed in a crawling posture, the man let it go with satisfaction.
Then he stood up, jumped over that butt, picked up the bathtub with only a little water left from the ground, turned around and entered the bathroom.
It was confirmed that the familiar footsteps were getting farther and farther away. Thirty seconds later, there was the sound of running water from the faucet being turned on in the bathroom. The mud that can't be supported by the beach-it's good if you don't get beaten. I have lived for so many years, and I really can't accept the shame of being spanked at an old age.
Ruan Xiangyuan lay on the floor and relaxed for ten minutes.
From the eleventh minute onwards, he suddenly felt stuck in this posture of keeping his limbs spread out all the time, as if... a little tired.
From the twelfth minute, the pup started to squirm, this time his hind legs kicked hard against the carpet and the edge of the sofa, writhing around trying to pull himself out of the sofa from a scientifically unscientific place .
At the fifteenth minute, Gouzi was panting heavily, his tongue lolling out, silently feeling the pleasure of the little Jiji being stuck, the seamless connection between his belly and the floor.
At the 16th minute, the dog started barking wildly, accompanied by meaningless mix-and-match like "Wow, woof, woof", trying hard to gain a sense of presence amidst the sound of rushing water.
At the seventeenth minute, the sound of running water ended, and the sound of Lei Qie's footsteps was remembered again—at this moment, Ruan Xiangyuan suddenly felt that he had never understood that Xiao Hei, who was once held in his mouth, used his brain waves to feel that when the great god Lei Qie came down to earth, what happened in his heart? How anxious.
At the eighteenth minute, the dog heard the sound of the wooden shelf being lifted up and straightened.
At the nineteenth minute, it was the sound of the fish tank being accurately adjusted to the most perfect and Feng Shui angle and put back on the wooden shelf
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In the 20th minute, Ruan Xiangyuan yelled in his heart that Lei Qie was not human.
At the 21st minute, Ruan Xiangyuan gave up and continued to scold Lei Qie in his heart, and when he heard the man's footsteps coming towards him, he started screaming wildly, because he screamed so excitedly and sadly that he almost bit his tongue.
At the twenty-second minute, Ruan Xiangyuan felt a big warm hand grab his tail, and then, the edge of the sofa that had been tightly pressed against his belly and Xiao Jiji suddenly loosened, and then the pup remained dead. The posture of the frog was dragged out from under the sofa by Rachel who easily lifted the edge of the sofa with one hand and pulled his tail with the other hand.
In the twenty-third minute, Ruan Xiangyuan was held up by his front paws, and the black dog's nose faced the man's upturned nose. The pup raised his eyes, and saw his furry face imprinted in those blue pupils that were as close as the ocean.
At this touching moment, the red-haired man slightly hooked his thin lips, and said a wise saying that is a milestone summary of the dog's life——
"no Zuo no Die."
“……………………”
Ruan Xiangyuan was silent.
There was a three-second blank, and in the fourth second, the dog who had been suppressed under the sofa for half an hour and had been professionally killed for thirty years ungratefully pissed off his master's dog's saliva with a fishy smell on his face.
The pup squatted on the ground, watching his master take the fish tank filled with water from the wooden shelf and put it on the ground. Without saying anything, Rachel put the fish tank between him and the pup silently, Then sat down on the spot. After the dog continued to do it coldly and noblely for a while, he finally couldn't help but poke his head out of curiosity to look inside the fish tank—
Little Red, Little Flower, Goudan, Er Gouzi, Big Meow and Little Meow, all of them are here, holding their memory of only seven seconds and IQ of only brain waves, swimming freely in the clear fish tank.
In the middle of the six fish, a black fish is hiding aside and eating fish food with big mouthfuls——
Xiao Hei, it is still alive, and judging from the current situation, this guy is probably frightened and hungry by the experience of walking out of the dog's mouth just now.
The son of a bitch paid special attention to this goldfish that was once covered with his own saliva. He squatted by the fish tank and looked at it for a long time. Finally, after confirming that this fish would not die, he finally couldn't help but want to be guilty and raised his paw to want to When he reached into the fish tank to play with it, he was picked up by Lei Qie—
Then he was pinned down on the couch and beat up
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Originally, I felt guilty, so if I was beaten, I would be beaten. The pup lying on the sofa bit the corner of the pillow and hummed nonchalantly until he was beaten until he couldn't lift his tail. It was so fucking painful The pup turned his head, and when he saw what Raiqie was holding, his eyeballs almost fell out of the dog's eye sockets—
You idiot, why would there be a hanger in the hand of someone who never washes his own clothes!
Director, what about the science and rigor you agreed upon? !
Hitting a puppy with a hanger, this shit is crazy! !
Shouting in grief and indignation in his heart, when Lei Qie waved the hanger again, with a groan, he dragged his ass that had been beaten to bloom, jumped up and turned around, and bit firmly on Lei Qie's hand, the big dog with a missing tooth The mouth made three memorable dents in the man's wrist—
This time he bit harder, it was when Leiqie went to see the white lotus tomorrow, and by the way, he could beat the rhythm of the rabies breeding.
As soon as he felt the bloody smell creeping into his mouth along his teeth, Ruan Xiangyuan immediately let go of his mouth, and looked up at the stupid master's expressionless iceberg face. .
The author has something to say: Here we come, here we come = l = Damn, I feel that yesterday’s experience of 10,000 codes per day suddenly made me break through the strange points and muscles and clicked on a new skill tree...
I'm going to try again tomorrow night, and if it works, I'll adjust the update time back to 3:00 p.m.
PS:
In fact, it still happens that a milk dog accidentally bites its owner when it is a small fight (nose picking
Please don’t doubt this, after all, I’m a scientific and rigorous man (fart←_←
PS: When I was trying to clear the cache and try to get jj to spit out this chapter, my dog was screaming on the floor, and then jumped up from the ground with a scream... Visually, it was evil Dreaming ww I am happy to die