After the u8 novel was injected, Ruan Xiangyuan still kept his tail tucked in pain and his face was constipated. His natural triangular eyes really rolled his eyes this time. I have never raised a dog in my previous life. … Just as the pup, who had been stabbed inexplicably, was squatting on the metal cart like a dead dog, thinking about life, suddenly the loosest piece of flesh next to the dog’s face and mouth was pinched—the tangy The smell of perfume made him sneezed hard.
Aisha came from the pup with a shy and teasing voice—
"Raiqie, this puppy of yours is developing a bit early. It's only been less than three months since it started to change its teeth."
The mouth was forcibly pulled open to reveal the pink gums, Ruan Xiangyuan was squatting on the cart with his teeth bared and his face being picked and picked by this big-breasted woman—that's enough, big sister, you're fucking precocious, and there's nothing wrong with being precocious good? Only by seeing the dark side of this society earlier can you live longer after graduating from secondary illness, okay? Look at the stupid master, he... Well, if he wasn't so good at beating, a patient with advanced middle school disease like him would have been cut into pieces and fed to chickens, okay
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"What's wrong with being precocious?" As if hearing the puppet's inner call, Rachel stepped forward and slapped Aisha's hand off rudely, and said with a very unkind face, "Take your hand away, don't pinch it If the face is pinched, the muscles will relax, which is ugly."
... Shut up too, I dare to wean the puppies where the muscles are loose? Pig teammates!
Ruan Xiangyuan complained, but his body turned around and pulled Leiqie hard to climb on him, his claws hooked on the man's shirt, and he didn't care how many holes he poked in the expensive shirt with his claws. , was cut by Lei Qie's own hands, and the dog's own paws were gnawing furiously while holding his paws. His nails passed through the shirt, leaving countless marks on the man's strong chest——
Ruan Xiangyuan stepped on the protruding part of the man's belt with his hind legs, and stretched his paws vigorously up to pat Lei Qie's neck. During the process Lei Qie had said, he had successfully hung on the mountain like a gecko. On his body, he tried hard to brush the sense of existence—
Hurry up, stupid master, hug Lao Tzu's ass! I can't hold on anymore!
At this moment, Ruan Xiangyuan has no other thoughts. It's a pity that the structure of the dog's brain is simple. All he thinks is that the way back is so far away that I don't want to go back by myself!
The act of slapping the man's shoulder blades vigorously with his paws is extremely focused as a pup, but such a convulsive action like a beckoning cat is very interesting to Aisha. The blonde beauty laughed loudly, while While shaking her majestic career line with a smile, she stretched out her slender white fingers to smooth out her long golden curly hair, and cast a sideways glance at Lei Qie lazily: "Don't get used to it so much, the puppy still needs to move around more. It’s only grown up, not to mention your puppy is still precocious.”
Ruan Xiangyuan: "Aww!"
— That's enough, oh damn! Is it interesting to talk about things precociously with Lao Tzu? Is precocity related to walking more? If you can grow taller by walking more, then what is the meaning of playing basketball
There seemed to be something in Aisha's words that moved Rachel, and the red-haired man actually turned around thoughtfully after hearing these words, he thought for a while, and stretched out his big hand to easily remove the pup hanging from his body. He took it off his body, held the dog by the back of his neck, and put it in front of his eyes. The two pairs of blue pupils looked at each other silently for a while—
Ruan Xiangyuan: "=_=
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Rachel: "..."
Ruan Xiangyuan: "=_=."
Rachel: "...for the last time."
Ruan Xiangyuan: "Wow quack quack!"
Silently put the expectant pup back on his shoulder and hung it up, when he felt that the latter immediately stretched out his paws and hugged his neck tightly like a dog fur coat, the man's indifferent pupils flashed With a passing smile, he stretched out his big hand, and patted the dog's buttocks with the big tail triumphantly.
Witnessing this scene, Aisha curled her lips and pursed her red lips and muttered words like "doting", while the man with good hearing just turned slightly to give Aisha a corner of his eye with his thin lips hooked, very crazy Domineeringly said lightly: "I want you to take care of it."
Ruan Xiangyuan: "Quack quack!"
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"Oh, it's very attractive, but I just like your cold look..." Aisha paused, then changed her tone and continued, "I said Rachel, why don't you mix some bone-strengthening powder into the dog food, Maybe you, a precocious pup, can grow into the shape of Alaska... Of course, a handsome young guy like you should be paired with a large dog." As he spoke, he let go of his hair and focused on various human injuries and diseases Aisha, a doctor who has never trained in veterinary medicine, spoke very irresponsibly, and even winked at Rachel when it was over.
Ruan Xiangyuan: "..."
large dog
Is the elephant big enough
The bastard who was originally hanging on Leiqie's neck, halahala, stuck out his tongue and smeared the saliva all over the man's collar, stopped suddenly when he heard this, and immediately put on a face of deep hatred—
Bone-strengthening powder, thank you for being able to tell, quack doctor! That kind of thing that is known to shorten life like hormones at first glance, actually suggested that the stupid master give me food, has my conscience been eaten by a dog? !
Ruan Xiangyuan's thick claws holding his master's neck were as stiff as a corpse, and he was almost scared to the ground by the logic of this vicious woman. If Lei Qie hadn't grabbed his ass, the son of a bitch would have become a complete mess right now. The puppy lost his footing, and the pup who came back to his senses hugged the red-haired man's neck tightly with his paws again, and at the same time stretched out his furry head from the man's shoulders and grinned at Aisha from his throat. Let out an unfriendly low growl—
Can this kind of joke be made casually? Please, big sister, have some medical ethics, okay
Do you know how Frankenstein came about? In case that nonsense bone-building meal becomes a genetic mutation and I eat a handsome husky into a Godzilla, can you afford the responsibility? You—
The most important thing is that my master's IQ is not high, so what if you believe your nonsense and add ingredients to Lao Tzu's dog food
Aisha: "Pfft—"
Ruan Xiangyuan, who was spat in the face by a quack doctor: "..."
Lei Qie, who was implicated within the shooting range: "..."
What is the most hateful thing in the world
It’s when you’re seriously angry, and the other person giggles and nibbles with laughter. He slaps the table and says, “I’m angry,” “So cute,” and “Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo "Hey Rachel your puppy seems to be doubting your IQ"
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Ruan Xiangyuan: "..."
Wiping the dog's face vigorously with his paw, the dog said that in the first half of his life and this life, among the things he fears most, the third is a woman with big breasts, the second is a shameless woman, and the first is a big breasted woman. A shameless woman with big breasts—and at this moment, the beauty warrior named Aisha in front of her happens to be the verb form of the noun "a shameless woman with big breasts".
"Aisha, if you are more reserved, you may still have a chance to deceive someone who is easy to deceive and marry you successfully. Don't give up on yourself like this." Rachel turned around and walked to the door, speaking sincerely in a calm tone Cruel words.
Aisha: "..."
Rachel put her hand on the doorknob, hesitated for a moment, then withdrew it, rubbed the furry face of the pup with the back of her hand, and raised the ear on his lips with a voice that didn't seem to be whispering at all. Pang slowly said: "...Falcon, is it scary? So humans with low IQs can't communicate at all."
After the man finished speaking, as if he had eyes behind his back, he took a precise step to the left, and then a high-heeled shoe flew straight past his handsome side face
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One person and one dog were driven out of the medical room by a beautiful doctor who limped and jumped to pick up high heels.
And the son of a bitch who can never grasp the point at this moment turned his head and looked at the man's perfect profile arc and thought kindly: No, I think you are quite easy to communicate, anyway, I barely I promise that no matter how stupid you are, I will never dislike you, so don't feel inferior.
Rachel hugged his pup, and returned to the corridor of the medical room. The tightly closed windows on both sides were pushed open by someone. Even though the sun was good today, the cold wind was blowing in through the windows. When the man stretched out his hand and caressed the pup's dark gray fur, he stuck out his tongue, and very naturally put his big snow-white paw on the back of Raiqie's hand. When the stroking movement stops, the pup will pat the back of the man's hand with his paw very unclely, reminding him-go on, don't stop, Priscilla is high enough.
As a reward, the son of a bitch, who felt that the man's palm was almost without warmth, hugged Lei Qie's neck even more tightly—oh, for such a cold genius, he wears a windbreaker with a shirt inside, if you want grace but not warmth, you're not afraid Old and rheumatic. Oh, by the way, when it comes to winter, let me tell you, stupid master, I don’t know if you have heard of a kind of fetish to keep out the cold invented by the wise people in a certain country. Since I met it, I feel like I don’t have it in winter. I'm so lonely, that kind of fetish to keep out the cold is called...
I'll tell you if you ask.
... Forget it, because I bit you yesterday, I still won't bully you.
The name of the fetish to keep out the cold is "long johns".
The kind that can be worn under jeans and suits and can’t be seen, not stockings, the kind that men can also wear. Whenever winter comes, I feel that long johns are the greatest invention of mankind, none of them.
The son of a bitch opened his mouth wide and squinted his eyes, his heart was rambling like an old woman who hadn't spoken for millions of years, when his thoughts were developing in the curious direction of "selling long johns at the Jue Chi Museum should be very profitable" all the way. , all the hot air exhaled from the big dog's mouth poured from the gap in the man's shirt to his slender neck.
Ruan Xiangyuan was in a daze, lying on Lei Qie's neck, almost falling into a dream again due to the regular walking rhythm, but at this moment, Lei Qie had a new trick, he hooked the corners of his lips , pushed the dog’s big mouth away a little, the hand that was stroking its back also stopped, lightly flicked the dog’s wet nose, and said in a gentle voice: “Go, see Mira
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"Aww?" Ruan Xiangyuan gasped for a moment, then woke up instantly, and the dog's face was dull for a moment.
—Slightly familiar, who
Rachel: "The one chasing us with no clothes on."
Ruan Xiangyuan: "..."
to see him
... What are you looking at
See if he is dead
Bad review!
Leiqie: "Don't put on such a reluctant face, if you didn't steal Eli's eggs..."
... Well, shut up, I'll go with you.
The pup moved, and reluctantly stretched out his paw and pressed it hard on the man's mouth.
The red-haired man who was stopped by the big paw raised his eyebrows.
"..."
"..."
Ruan Xiangyuan embarrassingly took his fleshy paws off the soft lips with a good "claw feel", relying on being a dog, he grinned at the man with a big doggy mouth and gave a silly smile, and then managed to get away with it.
Ruan Xiangyuan, male, in his twenties, has no love history.
Turned into a dog after death, in a windy corridor, in a prison, played a game of Qiong Yao with a tall, handsome and mighty aggressive man as a pup—
Scene playback: At that time, he was held in the arms of a man, and when the former was chattering, he stretched out (deleted) his delicate (deleted) dog paw, and pawed in a shy manner of "I don't listen, I don't listen". Pressed on the opponent's (deleted) slightly cold lips with excellent touch (deleted)—
… … … … … That's it.
If you want to laugh, you can start laughing.
Ruan Xiangyuan didn't know if it was a weird performance to realize that he still had the function of falling in love after he died and turned into a dog after living for more than 20 years. Ruan Xiangyuan, whose size is not too disappointing, suddenly felt that he was actually a bit weird
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"..."
The corridor was empty, only the monotonous and pleasant sound of the man's shoes making contact with the cold marble floor could be heard. The son of a bitch was lying on the man's shoulder, honest and quiet for the first time.
In such a place where the cold wind is blowing, the dog's body temperature is relatively warm compared to human beings, passing on the warmth, tightly resisting the cold wind outside his thick fur—and completely unaware that he is so The great pup, at this moment, is just squinting his eyes comfortably and enjoying the light or heavy caress of the man's big hand on his back fur. His long tongue is drooping to one side of his mouth, and his saliva is still the same as before. Same, it smeared the neck of its owner, who was actually a bit of a clean freak.
Except for the sound of howling cold wind, the quiet atmosphere made people feel very peaceful. When Ruan Xiangyuan rolled his big furry head on the man's shoulders, he heard the voice of the man talking. At that time, his dog ears It is attached to the man's neck, so when the man speaks, he can even hear the subtle buzzing sound—
"... Falcon, your heartbeat seems to be a little faster than before, is it sick?"
Huh
... Let, let your shit go! No!
"Look, jumping faster and faster."
... Don't fuck me man, of course it will jump fast when you touch me like this and get nervous!
... Just now it was obvious that there wasn't one!
"Sure enough, you are sick?"
"..."
"Falcon?"
"..."
"Falcon?"
"Wow!"
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