u8 novel Ruan Xiangyuan found that his stupid master seemed to be acting weird recently.
This guy seems to have some incurable disease. He is mysterious all day long. Except for work, he spends all his time soaking in all kinds of dog raising books, reading the reliable ones and the unreliable ones. ——Ruan Xiangyuan simply doesn't want to look back one day when he woke up from the mat and was yawning and passing by with sleepy eyes. The hilarious comics of "Bad Dog" looked serious as if he was reading an academic research report. At that time, the dog who had yawned and slapped half of the dog's mouth froze in a stupid state and couldn't close it for a long time. He couldn't think of it at this time As a pet, what kind of expression should I put on
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Rachel would often turn his head in a daze to kill a dog and show his hesitating behavior—please, what the hell do you have to say to a dog? Do you know that dogs also have curiosity, and if you seduce them several times, they will feel tired and not love them? After several rounds of reincarnation, the bastard whose curiosity was aroused but could not get the truth finally became irritable, so that in a short time, when Rachel called him, he pointed his ass at the man as "I heard you barking!" me" answer.
… As for the horrible thing of sleeping and waking up and opening your eyes to find a pair of dark blue eyes staring at you for a moment, it’s not worth mentioning.
Dare to start, Ruan Xiangyuan thought these were just Lei Qie's habitual convulsions and didn't pay attention to them. It wasn't until the convulsions seemed to have changed from occasional to daily that the puppet used his insensitive sense of smell to smell something wrong. —
By the time the unresponsive pup finally realized what seemed to be wrong, it had actually been more than half a week.
It was a beautiful weekend, the specially adjusted air conditioner in the room was lukewarm, there was heavy snow outside the window, and there was no one in the house, except for a chubby husky puppy with one paw hugging the coffee table legs and the other His paws were slightly curled up. At this moment, he was lying on the carpet with his feet up in the air, closing his eyes and meditating.
Well, to be precise, it is the preparation for the afternoon nap after waking up and eating breakfast.
After eating, playing and drinking in the dog's mind, he began to miss the life he used to live as a human being. After thinking about it, for some reason, the spirit of thinking spread to Rachel's body—
Next to my ear is the sound of beating sandbags coming from the "King's Room" which is decorated as a training room next to it. The "King's Room" is built on the top floor as an ear room, and it is next to the king's cell. Besides, since the establishment of the Absolute Wing Pavilion and the first king was born, each king has the right to use and arrange this spacious room as he pleases.
A man as old-fashioned and ignorant as Rachel, naturally just turned it into a training room full of all kinds of sports equipment, and at this moment, the pleasant sounds from the thumping sounds and metal impacts could It can be heard that Rachel started to tossing his new sandbag just replaced last week.
Speaking of which, when I first met this guy, he was also punching sandbags.
Ruan Xiangyuan turned over and turned sideways, holding the legs of the coffee table with his paws. The furry dog's face leaned against the cold coffee table legs so comfortably that the pup groaned. It's the so-called fullness and warmth - one accident, his thinking will start I really thought of something more slutty.
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Grinning his mouth wide and happily rubbing against the legs of the coffee table, Ruan Xiangyuan began to recall the first time he saw Lei Qie, who was covered in sweat. Sweat stained his wheat-colored skin with a layer of greasy water... Well, Ruan Xiangyuan remembered that when he raised his head from Shaoze's arms and looked directly at Lei Qie, a drop of sweat was dripping from his face. The back slowly slid into the edge of the underwear, and the water mark looked extremely crystal and dazzling under the light of the training room.
Very handsome, quack quack!
Well.
Ruan Xiangyuan: "..."
What the hell did I do to live here and have nothing to do thinking about men! ! !
Speechlessly, the dog cuddled his head with his big paws, covered his eyes, twisted on the ground, stopped suddenly and concluded that Rachel actually seemed to have a habit of showing his perfect body in front of non-human creatures... usually , men will even run naked in the room in the afternoon when they are in a good mood. Those legs, the waist, that huge squat quietly lying in the lush hair with blue veins... Tut tut tut! !
The pup let go of the legs of the coffee table, grinned and rolled on the carpet, and then he realized that Rachel hadn't done this for a long time—
Speaking of which, the stupid master has taken some wrong medicine these days, and the upper body of the yellow flower girl is so pure. When this guy changed his underwear this morning, he turned his head and asked me what I was looking at with a face full of embarrassment—fuck, I still don’t know what to do. What can you be looking at, a dog will not lose a piece of meat!
Fucking still dislike me!
How dare you fucking despise me!
Opening his eyes, his tongue hangs feebly on his face because his face is facing the sky, Ruan Xiangyuan sticks out his tongue and stares at the ceiling, thinking that Lei Qie is something bad to eat. Big boy... Innocent and shy big boy? With a groan to express his disdain for this terrible adjective, the son of a bitch twisted his generous body and sat up from the carpet, shook his head and shook his hair, and looked around in a little confusion—
At this moment, the bang bang sound from the next room showed that Rachel was still exercising his already perfect figure and even more heaven-defying physical fitness. The bastard was bored in every way, when his eyes fell on the man who casually threw In the dark blue formal suit on the sofa that looked like a military uniform, the pup got up and walked over to sniff it by accident. His nose was full of the scent of lotion, but the dog's sense of smell made him feel sick. He can accurately grasp the familiar aura of the stupid master from the fibers, and at this moment, only the word Leiqie is left in the puppet's small brain.
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He opened his mouth and pulled the clothes off the sofa. At that moment, the fetishist possessed him. The pup stuck out his tongue and made a weird move without even thinking about it—he was like an old hen hatching an egg. Neatly rolled into a pile of pickles and stuffed under his belly, the son of a bitch sprawled on the ground like a salted duck, pressing the uniform tightly under his belly.
Ruan Xiangyuan lay on Lei Qie's uniform for some unknown purpose, although it was a bit hot, he was satisfied.
The puppy opened his mouth, narrowed his eyes and stuck out his tongue cheerfully. Just when he was thinking about rolling two more times and putting his clothes back in his original position, the door of the cell was pushed open a crack soundlessly. !
Ruan Xiangyuan's originally relaxed body tensed up immediately, and his neck with three chins stretched out vigilantly, looking out of the door vigilantly, his ears were pricked up, and his tongue was also closed. The bastard doesn't know, even if he is as fat as He, at this moment, is also a little handsome in this real watchdog look.
The gap in the door was getting wider and wider, and Lei Qie's exhausted face after high-intensity physical training was faintly visible behind the gap in the door. Throwing the white towel into the basket by the door, when he raised his head to scan the room, he saw him lying on the side of the sofa straight up and looking at him like a statue. Then start sneezing disgusted puppies—
Seeing the virtuous behavior of the son of a bitch, Rachel immediately knew something was wrong.
Rachel: "..."
Ruan Xiangyuan: "=_=."
Every day I open the door, I can see the pups are dying.
The red-haired man pushed his hair back, took a deep breath, and subconsciously went to find his fish tank immediately. Where the man could see, the fish tank on the tripod was firmly placed where it should be. The place, the group of goldfish... The man squinted slightly and silently counted. After confirming that the number was consistent with when he left the room before, he was relieved.
The hand rolls were not dragged all over the floor like a dragon dance, and the biscuit box was placed neatly on the coffee table. The sofa that had a big hole bitten by a bitch who was bitten by a bitch was removed and replaced with a brand new one. The sofa is now completely placed in the living room, on the sofa—
Well, where are the clothes on the sofa
There is a routine morning meeting every Monday in Jue Wing Hall. At the morning meeting, the "kings" of each building have a specific uniform they must wear. They will wear this uniform and stand at the front of the team in their building. , took the lead in reading aloud the heavy book that was handed out after entering the prison, also known as "The Survival Manual of the Absolute Wing Pavilion"
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I don’t know which curator thought of this kind of sloppy behavior like a primary school student when he saw Wang Bushuan at the time. What’s even more wicked is that this kind of behavior of obviously avenging public and private revenge was regarded as a great rule by previous curators. It was kept intact all the way, so because of this regular meeting, Monday became the most hated day among the seven days of the week for Master Rachel.
However, no matter how annoying men are, in order to avoid Eli's nonsense education, every weekend, Rachel will still hand over his tailor-made uniform to Shaoze to take care of, and then on Monday, honestly Put it on and show up at the regular meeting on time, and stand at the forefront of the line with more honest and impatient faces, listening to Eli Luoluo talk about the so-called "speech under the national flag" that lasted half an hour, Then when Eli finished speaking, and behind him the inmates were reading the house rules in disorder, Rachel would hold his booklet and stand at the front of the line openly—dozing off.
Having said that, during the physical training just now, Lei Qie seriously considered whether to bring the pup to the regular meeting tomorrow.
But now he doesn't have to think about it.
His eyes stayed on the familiar thing on the carpet, which looked familiar and was clean this morning. At this moment, it was stained with dog hair and turned into a dark blue pickle. Rachel knew that the pup had already answered him with actions thoughtfully—
Neither of them need to go tomorrow.
Feeling powerless, the man walked up to the puppet and knelt down, reaching out and trying to pull the expensive uniform out from under the puppet's belly, but to his surprise, this time the puppet didn't cooperate and moved away immediately, it just Pressing firmly on the uniform of the sacred "King" like a mountain, the pup looked up at his master, his eyes full of—
I like this, give it to me.
"... This one won't work." Lei Qie stretched out his hand and poked the dog's furry face, "I can give you other clothes, but this one won't work."
After speaking, Rachel pulled his clothes.
puppies stand still
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"... Open the closet as you please." Lei Qie made another concession.
After speaking, Rachel pulled his clothes.
The pup continued to stand still.
"...make you a set of the same dog clothes?" Rachel began to persuade her.
After speaking, Rachel pulled his clothes.
The pup still stood still.
"...Get out of the way, Falcon," Leiqie raised his eyebrows, "give me back the clothes, I'll beat you up."
This time, the pup moved.
He stared at Leiqie, slowly moved away his white belly, and when Leiqie pulled the clothes out of his hand, he jumped away clumsily, then still stared at Leiqie, slowly, Slowly, he took two steps back.
"..."
Rachel withdrew her gaze from the furry face of the son of a bitch, and slowly turned to the pile of soft uniforms in her hand—
Where the man's eyes touched, a few plum blossom-like paw prints and saliva marks dyed the original dark blue uniform into dark blue, and the white dog hair, which can be seen to belong to the dog's part at a glance, was shockingly evenly distributed in this uniform ... uh, on this pile of rags.
Rachel: "..."
Ruan Xiangyuan: "..."
Rachel: "Kill you."
The moment the man stood up, the pup who had been in a state of vigilance jumped up with a whimper, slid two big paws on the carpet, and ran out with the shortest reaction time ever—
Promise five with the stupid master, when I am disobedient, there is always a reason, please think carefully before hitting me...
If you're not going to think about it, well, then at least listen to my quibble
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