u8 novel Leiqie took this specially customized puppy clothes from Shaoze, and immediately showed great interest in this suit—the most difficult king of the Absolute Wing Pavilion at this moment can almost be regarded as happy The expression on his face made Shaoze feel a little tired. For a long time in the past, he and Eli treated this old man as if he was a real old man. He offered gold and silver mountains with delicious food and drink. Prison guard, in order for Lei Qie to cooperate with his work, Shaoze almost burned three sticks of incense at the door of Lei Qie's cell every morning to pay his respects - just such a rhythm, and I have never seen Master Lei Qie show a trace of gratitude.
Today, for a piece of dog clothes made from leftover materials, he said maybe the most sincere "thank you" from birth to now
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Isn’t this fucking cheating? If I told you that you like this, I will send you a truckload of doggy clothes and I beg you to read the chapter on the king’s duties in that manual carefully—even if you just glance at it, will it work
Shaoze suddenly wanted to cry, and he didn't know whether it was tears of joy because he had finally reached the pinnacle of his career, or the tears of anger that had been suffocated by playing for so many years.
Not caring about all kinds of complicated emotions flashing on the face of the public at this moment, the prison guard's unattractive face, Lei Qie grabbed Ruan Xiangyuan and said, "If you don't put this suit on for me to see today, don't think about it." Going out of this door” rhythm, the pups are 120,000 times unwilling to suffer this torment—in Ruan Xiangyuan’s concept, it’s okay for small dogs like Teddy and Bichon Frize to wear puppy clothes and look cute Damn it, what does it mean to be a mighty and majestic husky wearing broken stuff
Isn't this waiting to be ridiculed
No, absolutely no, even those old hens in Eli's backyard would laugh at me if I put on clothes!
So when Rachel grabbed the dress and asked the pup to stretch out his left paw, he stretched out his right paw, and when he told him to stretch out his right paw, he put his head on the big hand that was spread flat in front of him. When reaching out to pull its hind legs, the pup simply turned his head and stuffed his butt into the head of his clothes—in short, he was resolutely non-cooperative.
In the end, he was held down by Lei Qie on the spot and slapped twice severely, his tail was so beaten that he couldn't even lift it up. At that moment, Ruan Xiangyuan felt the malice from the world.
Ruan Xiangyuan, who succumbed to the violence, finally stabbed his left paw into the right sleeve impatiently when the man stretched out his hand again and asked it to stretch out his left paw. I don't need you to teach me, just go play in the mud!
This scene made Shaoze, who was sitting on the sidelines watching Lei Qie deflated, feel much better. Feng Shui turns around, Mr. Lei Qie, you also have today! It seems that he has forgotten whose fault it is that his workload has increased by somersaults recently. Sitting on that shabby chair, Shaoze stared at the disgusted and impatient dog and smiled very sincerely. He sighed, and his voice was full of disgusting love: "Rachel, this son of a bitch is very smart, and he can also dress himself."
Shaoze swears, in fact, he just said that casually.
But I don't know where this sentence hit Leiqie's G-spot. The man who was trying to tuck the other side of the dog's paw into his clothes not far from the prison guard in the public face heard his casual words. Then he stopped suddenly, under Shaoze's inexplicable gaze, the man let go of the son of a bitch, raised his eyelids, and gave Shaoze a meaningful look
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After successfully frightening the public-faced prison guards with one look, when the pup squatting on the man's lap turned his head to look at its owner curiously, Rachel acted as if nothing had happened, Grab its paw and stuff it into the clothes—the design of this dress seems to show how considerate the designer is. Considering the rapid growth of the puppy, there are three rows of buttons on the trouser legs of the clothes, which can be used at will. Adjust as the pup grows taller and stronger—
After Lei Qie grabbed the dog's legs and studied them for a while, he finally used his clumsy hands to dress Ruan Xiangyuan in the dog's clothes of the same style as his uniform—the clothes wrapped around his body. The son of a bitch rolled his eyes, he really didn't expect that there would be a day in his life when he hated wearing clothes so much.
However, Lei Qie still refused to let him go. Based on the principle of sharing together, the man carried the pup to the only floor-to-ceiling mirror in Shaoze's room. The pup, who realized Lei Qie's intentions, immediately turned his head away Expressed that he didn't want to face his stupid appearance, but the next second, the stupid master grabbed the big dog's mouth and forcibly twisted its head back——
Rachel: "Look."
Ruan Xiangyuan: "Oh."
—Look at that.
Rachel: "It looks good."
Ruan Xiangyuan: "Oh."
— What a fart.
Rachel: "Wear this kind of clothes tomorrow, come to the morning meeting with me, we can stand at the front of the line for everyone to see."
Ruan Xiangyuan: "Aww, bah, bah."
—It’s fine to wear this outfit and let me be ashamed in front of thousands of people in the Jueji Pavilion, and it’s fine to be embarrassing in front of everyone, but let me stand with you at the end of the team! Shame on the front like a fool? No, no discussion, no, get out.
Under the reluctant eyes of the pup, Lei Qie held it between his hands and bid farewell to the public-faced prison guards—this was also the first time he said "see you tomorrow" to Shao Ze seriously, although Shao Ze really wanted to tell him Boss may still meet at the restaurant tonight before dinner time, but after thinking about it, the prison guards on the faces of the public are still full of respect, "Thank you Lord Long En, the emperor is driving, long live the emperor", and honestly send him away. The two number one peerless magic stars of Wing Pavilion
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When looking at the back of the dog and the man who was honestly sandwiched between the elbow and the body by the man, there was a sudden increase in volume from the front and back, which made Shaoze suddenly feel that only half a month had passed, this dog But it seems that he has grown up a lot since he first arrived—
Thinking of how Leiqie hung it on his shoulder like something, and the brief and meaningful glance when he said that the pup was smart, Shaoze shuddered embarrassingly, and felt very puzzled. He turned back to the room and closed the door behind him.
Here, as soon as Ruan Xiangyuan returned to the prison, he rolled around in various postures, exhausted himself half to death, and finally expressed clearly that he was ten thousand unwilling and ten thousand uncomfortable wearing this clothes. When Che carried him over to undo the first button on his trouser legs, the son of a bitch raised his face and peeked at him, the stupid master who was lowering his head and unbuttoning it very seriously at this moment. For the first time, he wondered why this guy looks so like god.
After taking off the dog's clothes, Lei Qie put the clothes aside, stared at the dog thoughtfully for a while, then suddenly raised his hand and pinched the dog's face expressionlessly and pulled him aside .
Ruan Xiangyuan whose face was stretched into a pie: "..."
Rachel: "Falcon, everyone says you're smart."
Ruan Xiangyuan: "..."
I also think I am very smart, if you can let go of my face and say this sentence, I might be happier sincere.
Lei Qie let go of the puppet's face, reached out and rubbed its head, and said something that made Ruan Xiangyuan dare not sleep well all night—
"Of course my puppy has to be different, even if it's as smart as a human being."
After speaking, Rachel turned and left.
Ruan Xiangyuan squatted on the spot, crazy.
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If you think about this sentence carefully and think about it a little bit, the conclusion you can draw will scare Ruan Xiangyuan's dog hair off. The dog spent an unforgettable afternoon fidgeting, and he didn't even eat dinner seriously.
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Before going to bed at night, for the first time ever, the guilty pup didn't grab the quilt and pillow from Lei Qie. This time, the pup, who had never felt the cold before, seemed to have automatically cured his skin hunger and hunger. A lump sleeping on the rug at Rachel's feet—instead of gnawing claws, Rachel snatched the pillow and insisted on putting his own ill-fitting big dog's head on it, and insisted on covering it with a quilt after grabbing the pillow.
This night, Ruan Xiangyuan slept obediently like a real husky... To be precise, he closed his eyes and rested his mind, when Lei Qie's even breath symbolizing deep sleep was transmitted to the pup's sensitive ears through air as a medium In Ruan Xiangyuan's mind, there were only two big words left: It's over.
With such a tangled mood, the son of a bitch fell asleep with difficulty. He had many dreams that night. The dream that he was captured by Lei Qie and taken to the underground laboratory to conduct research on sex was one of the more wonderful ones. The horrible dream didn't have too much content—but it was indeed the longest dream. In the dream, Ruan Xiangyuan dreamed that he was not dead, and when he opened his eyes, he found that he had turned back into a human being. While bouncing around looking for Lei Qie to ask for credit, the handsome red-haired man in the dream squatted on the sofa and asked him expressionlessly:
Where is my puppy? You give it back to me.
The dream ended here, and Ruan Xiangyuan didn't even remember how he answered the silly question of the stupid master in the dream—after his body suddenly flew into the air, he finally woke up from his sleep, and when he was lifted up by a big hand in a daze, " Smart as a dog" and "Give it back to me" are still echoing in the dog's mind in various forms—
When he opened his dog's eyes and saw the blue pupils that were almost exactly the same as his own, Ruan Xiangyuan watched his dog's face reflected in these eyes. For a second, Ruan Xiangyuan found that he was relieved a feeling of.
Something like... Fortunately I'm still a dog, kind of
When Ruan Xiangyuan got up, the first thing he wanted was to find some medicine to treat his mental illness.
When Lei Che, who didn't know when he finished bathing, changed his underwear with the pup on his back, urging him to drink the goat milk at the door for breakfast in a tone of urging his son, for some reason, the pup's mind suddenly It awakened its IQ as if a bolt of lightning had been struck—
Rachel's lately reserved behavior as a big girl.
The scientific or unscientific weird books that Rachel read every day.
Rachel stared at it like nothing happened.
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Also, Rachel's strange words yesterday.
Ruan Xiangyuan: "..."
... I've been fucking pretending to be a dog, right? Haven't you been exposed anywhere? ! How come I don't remember anything suspicious I've done? Did I lie on your desk and write with a pen in my paw? Have I ever shown the slightest interest in you? Or did I just fucking speak human words without my knowledge? —
Only God knows how much he wants to jump up and grab Rachel's shoulder and ask—you said, did I accidentally talk human words besides babbling while sleeping? What do you mean by that sentence? What is the reason why you say that? Why do you suddenly have this idea? Say it, say it, say it! ! ! !
"Falcon?"
In Rachel's third urging sound, the son of a bitch was placed at the foot of the bed like a statue—
Rachel walked by it with bare feet and stopped in front of the sofa, his back on his back, bent over and seriously trying to choose the most suitable tie among the many ties on the sofa, and when he said so, there was With a single-minded mood, he used a faint voice as if saying some irrelevant words: "What are you doing in a daze? I'm going to be late for the morning meeting."
Ruan Xiangyuan: "..."
Lei Qie picked up a dark blue tie, compared it casually, and then tied it around his neck. When he turned around, he found that the pup was still squatting on the spot, looking at him with three chins upturned. The man raised his eyebrows: "What?"
Ruan Xiangyuan: "..."
Lei Qie: "It looks like the sky is falling."
Ruan Xiangyuan: "..."
"Everything is up to me." Lei Qie hooked the corners of his lips, "So don't be afraid of the sky falling."
After saying this, the man turned around and went to tie his tie seriously.
After hearing this sentence, not only did not find the point of moving, but even more collapsed, a dog was left behind, silently messing around in the wind.
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