When Rachel was holding that beautiful dark blue uniform and putting it on one by one, the pup was posing behind him
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When Leiqie changed from a prisoner to a warlord leader in a second after getting dressed, the son of a bitch was still posing behind him.
When Rachel tidied up his sleeves, and dragged out a pair of unusual long military boots from under the sofa to put on his feet, the dog was still posing behind him.
Lei Qie put on the clothes, and the dark blue military uniform, which was tailored to the best condition, completely set off the man's tall and straight figure. When he took down the hat that had been hanging somewhere Ruan Xiangyuan wondered for a long time and didn't know what it was for, the color and the exquisite totem pattern that were exactly the same as the uniform on his body well explained the uniqueness of the hat. usefulness-
Putting the hat on his head casually, when the man with his back to the puppet stepped on his military boots and turned around with a thick and pleasant sound of metal clashing, the puppet's eyes stared straight, and the dog's brain immediately automatically played something like For all kinds of songs that contain the word "police" like "I picked up a penny on the side of the road and gave it to the police uncle".
Damn, can you imagine how weird it is for a prison to make the inmates look more like prison guards than prison guards
Seeing the matching of Lei Qie's big pants and shirts, the dog said that the stupid owner is a bit handsome at the moment, which is beyond his three views and tolerance - fortunately, the dog does not need to have a nosebleed, otherwise I really don't know how to collect and compare it now good.
Because the puppy is completely intoxicated in the dream of "my master is as handsome as me" at this moment, so when a man stretches out his hand to pull his tail, the puppy who usually hates others to pull his tail obeys and wants to put his His buttocks were also handed over to him for a couple of tugs—this cooperative appearance caused the man to raise his eyebrows in a little confusion, but at this moment, even the simple act of raising his eyebrows was ten times more shocking than usual in the eyes of the pup.
Lei Qie hugged the pup who was staring at him blankly, raised his head to look at the electronic time on the wall, pondered for a moment and then said calmly: "The morning meeting will start soon, you should also put on yesterday's clothes."
Although it ended with a negotiating tone, the word "discussion" probably never existed in Rachel's world, so when he said that, one hand grabbed the pup to prevent it from escaping, and the other His hand has already reached for the puppy clothes that were casually thrown on the sofa last night.
"Well, it's so cute." Pulling the clothes on his hand and shaking, the corners of Lei Qie's slightly raised lips showed that he was in a good mood at this moment. He turned his head and grabbed the puppet's left paw and stuffed it into the clothes. He said coaxingly, "It's really cute, Falcon, you see, after wearing it, you'll be just like me, don't show such reluctant eyes..."
Fuck, uncle, like playing dress-up games, how about asking Shaoze to buy you a set of Barbie dolls? ...You can still see my reluctance, thank you very much, but what is the mentality of tirelessly trying to stuff my right paw into my clothes knowing that I am unwilling
While Rachel was chattering about turning on the coaxing mode, the puppy whose right paw was also stuffed into the dog clothes turned his head in humiliation and said that he was determined not to be deceived—the same clothes, you are handsome in wearing them, and I wear them it's just stupid it's not fair
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"Didn't you always want to be a prison dog? You see, it looks very similar after you put it on."
Lei Qie used a lot of modal particles today, but it's a pity that there is only a pup who can't speak human language around at this moment, otherwise someone might kindly remind this old man that when he tried to be cute, that kind of tone would make people laugh. The person talking to him has the illusion that he will be killed in the next second.
However, what frightened the dog even more was obviously another point: Rachel just said in a casual tone what it had imagined in its heart and now found to be a little unrealistic.
Ruan Xiangyuan stiffly twisted his neck back and stared at Lei Qie, but found that there seemed to be nothing complicated in those blue pupils except for a faint smile—
Stupid master, tell me, did I recite a composition for elementary school students titled "My Dream" in human language while I was asleep
Rachel: "Huh? What's the matter? Don't be nervous, relax."
Ruan Xiangyuan: "..."
Ruan Xiangyuan finally discovered that being a dog is indeed more tiring than being a human, especially when meeting such an owner who is sometimes smart, sometimes poor in IQ, sometimes cool, and sometimes second-hand, it is really tiring.
When Lei Qie pulled the dog's tail out of his clothes, Shao Zexian's clothes, which were specially made to embarrass the dog, were finally successfully worn on Ruan Xiangyuan's body—who said Lei Qie's IQ was low? It took this guy at least fifteen minutes to dress him yesterday, but today it's as if he practiced silently all night last night, his hands and feet are as smooth as flowing water.
Rachel: "It looks good when it's ready."
Ruan Xiangyuan: "Oh."
— You made up this kind of nonsense yesterday, is it appropriate to use it for waste today? Do you dare to be a little sincere
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The man holding the son of a bitch who had finished dressing up came to the mirror in the house. When Ruan Xiangyuan reluctantly glanced into the mirror from the corner of his eye, the son of a bitch's face immediately became stiff. Smash all the mirrors in the world—at this time, in the exquisite full-length mirror, there is such a beautiful picture. A handsome, tall, tall, cool man smiles and surrounds himself with the effect of holy light, and the simple mirror image is as if Became the most beautiful realistic oil painting—
If it wasn't for him holding a fat, rubbish, stupid dog with a triple chin in his arms.
Handsome and not handsome come out of comparison—for the first time under such a dazzling contrast, the pup has doubts about "should I lose weight".
In the past, I always felt that "the average score of our appearance is lowered because of Leiqie when we are with Leiqie", now the dog has suddenly received a shocking education from the facts and the truth, and deeply realizes how much the average score has been lowered. I feel that my world view has been shaken, and it looks like it is about to collapse.
And the sharp contrast in the mirror seemed that even Rachel couldn't bear to look directly at it. After falling into a brief silence, the man probably racked his brains before popping out a sentence from the corner of his mouth: "Uh, it doesn't matter, puppies should be fatter." Yes, it's okay to grow up."
After thinking about it, the red-haired man added: "At most, eat less for dinner."
You see, even you think I'm fat.
If there is a chance, Ruan Xiangyuan probably wants to find a sofa and get into it now. Then he thought about it, the sofa in Lei Qie's room was too fat to get into it about a week ago——
Why can't the world be kinder to fat people? Everyone has different hobbies and hobbies, but our hobbies just happen to include eating, drinking, and sleeping.
This is an age-old conundrum worth pondering.
When Rachel walked out of the cell with the pup in his arms, the pup lying on his shoulders fell to the bottom—
And Lei Qie was obviously still in the mood to joke. Standing in front of the "King" exclusive elevator, he hugged Ruan Xiangyuan and moved towards the front of the elevator: "Falcon, guess which button we should press?"
Ruan Xiangyuan: "..."
Rachel smiled: "Here, you must know, right?"
Ruan Xiangyuan: "…………………………………"
Come on, I'm just a dog
! ! ! How could it be possible to understand Arabic numerals or something! ! ! Where are we going or something, how could I know that we are going to the first floor! ! ! ! ! ! !
However, Lei Qie put on a look of "If you don't follow today, let's just stand here for the day". When he moved the son of a bitch to the front of the elevator button, Ruan Xiangyuan finally lifted up impatiently. The paws clicked randomly on the keypad—
So he pressed almost all the buttons except the first floor—on top of its head, Rachel let out a chuckle, raised his slender fingertips and quickly entered a few numbers, and after the beeping sound, all the buttons that were The number of floors that the bastard pressed indiscriminately were canceled, and then the man pressed the button on the first floor.
The dog stared blankly at Leiqie's series of actions. When the elevator door opened and Leiqie walked into the elevator holding him nonchalantly, for some reason, the dog suddenly felt as if he had been put in a different position again.
"..." In the elevator, watching the elevator descend layer by layer, the pup who was mentally prepared was ready to accept everyone's ridicule, but luckily among the misfortunes——
Because of enough dawdling, when one person and one dog walked out of the elevator, the puppet found that the other prisoners in Building No. 2 had almost left. When he was on the marble floor, the nice and steady sound could not help but remind people of medieval iron knights.
Then the iron knight's white horse is not a princess, but an overweight fat dog.
This association made the dog's mouth twitch violently at an angle that Rachel could not see - it lay on Raiqie's shoulder, and as they got closer and closer to the auditorium, the dog's heart also hung high, when When Lei Qie said "it's time", Ruan Xiangyuan decided that whoever dared to "hahaha" or "hehe" at him later, he would send him to get a rabies vaccine.
Thinking this way, the pups who finally had the courage to turn their heads to look at the environment they were in were immediately shocked by the distinctive buildings in front of them—
Unlike the towering gray walls of the Absolute Wing Hall and the cold marble floor that seems to be perpetually bleak, the auditorium is the closest to the normal buildings outside. The towering buildings were built In an open space behind the restaurant, it is more like a church than an auditorium, because there is a huge cross decoration—
But if someone tells the son of a bitch curator Eli that sissy has faith, it can probably laugh off the other big tooth that hasn't had time to change
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When Lei Qie carried Ruan Xiangyuan up the steps, they found that the sissy that Ruan Xiangyuan was talking about was standing impatiently in front of the gate, as if she had been waiting for something for a long time—
But they immediately got the answer. The curator's beautiful but not sharp eyes narrowed slightly when he saw their figures, and he couldn't deny that when he finally saw a person and a dog approaching leisurely, the curator really did. The bottom of my heart was relieved, but after thinking about it, Eli, who felt that he had to be a bit dignified as a curator, couldn't help being critical: "Why are you so slow?"
"..." Not in a hurry to answer the question from the curator, Rachel walked up the steps until he was at peace with Eli, then he gave him a nonchalant glance, and slowly threw out a sentence without sincerity but The impeccable answer, "I got up late."
Eli paused, then stretched out his clean and slender fingertips to poke the furry face of the pup in the man's arms: "What's the matter with this guy?"
"you saw it."
Ruan Xiangyuan turned his head and found that Eli's face was turning blue with guilt...
Sorry, you didn't say that dogs are not allowed to participate in the morning meeting, otherwise I will definitely not come, and I will not come if I am beaten to death.
Eli's finger was still poking the puppet's face: "What capacity is this guy participating in?"
Rachel: "..."
Ruan Xiangyuan: "..."
There was a brief silence, just when Eli felt that he was about to achieve a difficult success in the hands of the devil in the world, but he only heard Rachel let out a creepy chuckle——
The pup looked up, and found that Rachel lowered his head and took out something similar to a metal medal from his chest. Before everyone could react, the man hung the delicate medal on the collar of the pup's clothes .
"Is this okay?" The man's deep and magnetic voice sounded above the son of a bitch, "As the 'King' of Building No. 2."
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