u8novel When the morning meeting first started, the prisoners could still stand obediently like elementary school students and listen to a few sentences. At this time, Eli read the long list of messy words such as "whose quilt is folded well?" "This ridiculous commendation can at least arouse the interest of the prisoners, and even when Rachel's name appeared in the list of criticisms, there was a rare climax.
When Eli almost popped out Rachel's name from between his teeth, he felt that he hadn't heard "King" being criticized for millions of years. Everyone looked at it very freshly, so all eyes in the auditorium were almost all eyes. Give attention to the King Power in Building No. 2—
The red-haired man who was called was sitting cross-legged at the front of the line at this moment—
Yes, Rachel was sitting on the ground. When everyone in the auditorium, including the curator, including mt was standing, he was the only one sitting as if his butt could not be separated from the ground. The messy pile of inmates in the second building who were standing there was very well matched, so they became the most conspicuous existence in the auditorium—
At least from the darkened face of the curator, it can be seen that if he can, he really wants to use a broom to sweep all this pile of inexplicable, unorganized and undisciplined crap out of the house.
In response to the other party's lack of response to his criticism, Eli cleared his throat in embarrassment: "Rachel?"
The necks of the crowd stretched out longer—
However, to the great disappointment of the prisoners who originally wanted to watch the show, the uncle who was affectionately called by Eli for the second time did not even raise his head, as if there could be a second thunder in the entire Jueji Pavilion. Cut—at this moment, the red-haired man is habitually putting on his paralyzed face, concentrating on making love to his pup... Uh no, it's a joke
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Only those who are relatively close to Leiqie know that Leiqie has actually heard Eli's criticism. The handsome red-haired man arched his back and poked the dark blue uniform in front of him that was wearing the same material as him. Looking at the furry face of the pup wagging his tail, he said flatly: "Falcon, listen, we have been criticized."
The puppy opened his mouth: "quack quack."
—Where did the "men" come from? You are the only one named.
Rachel: "It's all your fault."
Puppy: "Gah."
——It's not my fault, if it's my fault, why doesn't he call my name
Leiqie: "Eli is such a stingy person, the next time he makes a mistake, choose when he is in a good mood."
brat:"… "
—If you want to draw hatred like this, as a weak puppy, if I don’t answer, you should have no objection, right, stupid master? I'm just a dog, and you don't have a bark, how could I understand it!
The red-haired man's voice is not loud, but it has a strong penetrating power. At least he can clearly hear his name and the key word "stingy" for the curator standing on the podium, so Eli's eyes twitched. He jumped up, and suddenly had the urge to directly write an application to praise Lei Qie severely and then let him be released tomorrow after serving his sentence—this idea suddenly produced a great temptation at this time, causing the curator to squeeze Looking at the list of criticisms, I fell silent.
At this time, Shaoze, the prison guard in Building No. 2, began to consciously count with his fingers how many cents are left in this month's salary after deducting today's salary—don't even think about bonuses. Since Lei Qie became king, he I have almost forgotten what the envelope containing the bonus looks like.
Amidst Eli's black cloud aura, the auditorium fell into an awkward silence. Everyone in Building No. 2 has long been accustomed to the virtue of their "King", and some newcomers even showed embarrassment. The old birds have long been used to the strangeness, and they are talking about their own gossips leisurely through the storm——
On the other hand, DK, who was standing at the front of the line, couldn't help but reach out and pat Leiqie on the shoulder after thinking for a while, as if he wanted to remind him to pay attention to moral issues, but the man who was disturbed was just slightly taken aback, turning his attention Withdrawing from the puppy in front of him, he turned his head and asked him what he was doing inexplicably. Facing Wang Li's straightforward question, DK was silent for a moment, then shook his head.
Uncle Spatt, who was standing next to DK, touched his nose, and showed a helpless expression of "I said it all" at DK who was speechless and glared at him
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This is what Rachel advocates for stocking and physical and mental health.
So Shaoze's annual salary slip is also like an electrocardiogram of a well-stocked healthy body and mind, following Leiqie... oh no, to be precise, it fluctuates according to the activity level of Leiqie and his pups... Sometimes Shaoze I really want to ask Rachel, as a large and ferocious animal, why doesn't he go to hibernation, so that he can still have something to look forward to after a year...
Three hundred and sixty days out of the three hundred and sixty-six days in a year, I want to drown myself in the bathtub when I open my eyes in the morning. With the double combination of adding one, Shaoze thinks that the days of wanting to die may be five or six more days.
Shao Ze stared at Eli's chainsaw eyes, and reminded Lei Qie with the corner of his mouth: "...how about you stand up?"
Rachel: "Why?"
…because you can look around and see that the whole world is standing and you are sitting. Shaoze squeezed out a smile that was uglier than crying: "Is it comfortable to stand?"
"..." After thinking for a while, Rachel didn't answer "uncomfortable", but said, "Since I served in the army as an adult, no one can make me stand and listen to him—ah, speaking of it, The military officer who was qualified to let me stand and listen to him, it was his turn to stand and listen to me after I graduated from military school."
what? What's this? I'm just a little prison guard, why are you telling me such domineering and leaky words-is there any benefit for you if you scare me to death? Shaoze's face was covered in blood, but he didn't refute, because he knew that Rachel never played this kind of thing. The man was so down-to-earth that every sentence he said was an honest statement... All the troubles were caused by people Self-inflicted, mediocrity.
The man sitting on the floor thought for a while and then suddenly called out, "Shaoze?"
Shaoze: "Why?"
Just when the prison guard thought that the old man had changed his mind, he couldn't hold back Lei Qie and looked at him seriously: "Is it okay if you don't stand up? It will feel weird to stand up."
Shaoze: "..."
strange.
Where is this "weird" point
Thinking of the illusion that the hairline has risen by three millimeters when I look in the mirror in the morning, the public bites the back of the teeth and squeezes out the word "good" from the gap between the teeth
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So Leiqie continued to sit, and behind him, the chattering prisoners never stopped—everyone in the second building was open-minded and unrestrained in the face of criticism, even the people in the next three buildings were amazed... As for As for things like collective honor, as long as you pay a little attention, you will find that when the collective is the tail of the discipline without exception, the so-called "collective honor" will become a mess.
"-I really envy."
Standing in the corner, Baitang rubbed his nose with a smile, reached out and patted the prison guard Reyk who was a head taller than him, and continued with a smile, "What a cute puppy, even a dog like Rachel People suddenly look like humans, tsk, I really want to keep a pet... What do you think, Reik?"
The prison guard in Building No. 4 is Lei Yike. As the prison guard with the highest comprehensive quality since the opening of the Absolute Wing Hall, Baitang once said that in the entire Absolute Wing Hall, Lei Ke is the only one who can handle Lei Qie. Ike—it's a pity that this man cares about words like gold, and he is famous among all the prison guards for his unconstrained smile, even if it is teased, it is relatively boring.
After hearing Baitang's request, Reyk, who originally opened his mouth and wanted to agree, suddenly remembered something was wrong, and couldn't help but lift his eyelids to glance at Shaoze, who was tense and collapsed not far away, and the mask-like face of the prison guard. Finally, a crack appeared on his face, he raised his hand to support his hat to cover up his emotions, and then threw four firm words to Baitang——
"Don't even think about it."
"Well, forget it. Anyway, it's not so boring when you're here."
"..."
"Is it Reik?"
"Baitang, your briefing time today has been cancelled."
"Oh, I just heard that the activities of the 'King' are not restricted."
"...Building No. 4, I have the final say."
He raised his hat with his hand again, and Reyk cast a sideways glance at Baitang, whose smile was still undiminished, and gave him an unbearable look. The prison guard went to the back to teach the prisoners in Building 4 who were whispering and gossiping. Baitang was left alone at the forefront of the line to watch the prison guards leave. Speaking of which, the formation of elementary school students in Building No. 4 was also controlled by Reyk—
Reik's ability (the point is actually being able to fight) even Rachel appreciates it very much
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At this time, Leiqie, who was the center of the storm, was still in the mood to watch other people's commotion. When he saw Leiqi beat a certain prisoner who was telling small stories on the fourth floor, he withdrew his gaze and calmly swept Shaoze's face. After walking around, he looked back at the people in Building No. 2 who were chatting happily behind him. After watching, he turned his gaze back to Shaoze's face.
Then he stared at the faces of the public and the prison guards did not speak.
Shaoze: "... What are you looking at?"
Lei Qie was expressionless: "Is our building too noisy?"
Shaoze: "Is this God's eye opening or is the midsummer coming to the Jueji Pavilion?"
Rachel: "Why don't you care?"
Shaoze sprayed: "Because the royal medal is hanging on your son's chest, see?"
Lei Qie: "I see, I hung it up with my own hands."
Shaoze: "..."
Lei Qie picked up the pup, patted its head, and said in a very defensive tone: "It can't speak human words, so what should I do? Don't make things difficult for it."
"..."
"Right?"
At this moment, besides "yes", what else can I answer? Shaoze fell into a pool of blood, unable to answer this miraculous conversation at all, but Lei Qie did not intend to let him go, the quiet and honest appearance in Building 4 seemed to have moved Lei Qie, So he calmly slapped the prison guard on the face of the crowd lying in a pool of blood and sobbing: "—Look, Reik can do it, why can't you?"
When Rachel said that to Shaoze confidently, how much the public face prison guard wanted to spit the black dog blood in his heart onto the handsome face of his boss—damn it, anyone with eyes can see This kid is having an affair with Baitang, otherwise, this awesome guy who can't get a fart out of eight poles would be willing to come to the Jueji Pavilion to be a cow and a horse for Baitang? ! Do you know what is "love without reason"
There is nothing so miraculous between us, Boss, the hatred for no reason can't be counted for three days. When I get the salary slip every year when I settle the salary, I think I'm dreaming. What do you think it's because of? Those salary slips whose numbers are decreasing year by year are the best physical evidence to witness how many years we have hated each other.
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"You look dissatisfied."
"No."
"Well, actually, I think you're pretty good too."
I'm so touched, it would be even better if there was no word "it". Shaoze clutched his chest and felt that he had finally breathed a sigh of relief. He thought it was true. Baiyanlang knew how to warm up his benefactor before eating. Although Lei Qie was a little logical, but at least—
Under Shaoze's comforting gaze, Lei Qie lowered his head and patted the puppy, and said slowly: "For example, you gave me a puppy, and you also gave me the puppy's clothes—"
Well, although it's a drop in the bucket, it's barely counted, and then what
Rachel: "..."
Shaoze: "..."
Rachel: "?"
Shaoze: "It's gone?"
Rachel: "Anything else?"
Shaoze: "..."
Rachel: "Ah, Eli's nonsense is over."
After saying this, Rachel put the pup in his arms back on the ground, got up by himself, patted the non-existent dust on his buttocks, looked around as if he was looking for something, and finally, in the little Under the eyes of Ze Lixue, Lei Qie calmly took the Survival Manual of the Absolute Wing Pavilion that Uncle Spatt picked up from the corner—
Uncle Sparte: "Everyone has a numbered copy, so don't misplace it next time."
Rachel: "Try to do it."
Uncle Spatt: "If you want to reissue it, you need to go to the curator's office in person. The contents of the manual are confidential. It will be bad if you are taken out by someone who is released from prison... Well, I know you don't care about this. The point is, If you lose it, you must personally go to the curator to sign and reprint it for prudence.
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Rachel: "..."
Uncle Sparte: "dk lost it, and wrote a 10,000-word self-criticism."
Rachel: "I'll be careful, uncle."
The hand of the red-haired man grasping the heavy book that he had never read carefully became visibly stronger. Then, at Eli's request, he turned over the prescribed page, glanced casually, and looked behind his back. Amidst the voices of everyone reading aloud, they began to lose their minds grandiosely—
Behind Rachel, DK stared at Sparte's face for a while, and finally said calmly: "I never lost it, let alone wrote a review."
"Article 38—I swear to keep everything about the Absolute Wing Pavilion secret, one day I will leave here... I know," Uncle Sparte stopped reading, he turned his head and gave dk a calm look, "just not Rachel won't listen if you say it vividly."
dk: "..."
Ruan Xiangyuan watched the whole process: "..."
Uncle Sparte: "Hehe."
Shaoze finally discovered that it was not his illusion that the hairline seemed to rise by three millimeters in the mirror in the morning.
And when the Monday morning meeting ended, it was routine for the kings of each building to hold high-level meetings of their respective buildings. When other buildings gathered in twos and threes for meetings, the high-level leaders of Building No. 2 began to look for their kings. When the building that was famous for taking meetings as meals was over, the high-level executives of Building No. 2 finally found their king, who was sleeping soundly with his dog in his arms, in the corner of the auditorium.
When the master sleeps, so does the pup.
It's just that compared to the almost non-existent sleeping appearance of a pup, the sleeping appearance of Rachel leaning against the wall with his chin propped on one hand is simply elegant and gentle—
After being pushed awake, Lei Qie opened his sleepy blue pupils and only said a few words—
The first sentence is: I was scolded this week, please keep a low profile until Eli forgets about it next morning.
The second sentence is: That's it, the meeting is over.
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