u8novel At this time, Ruan Xiangyuan felt that he should stagger up, rub his hands next to the bloodshot master and stick out his tongue to lick his face. The morning sun came in from the window and shone on the master's profile, There is a tired and gratified smile on the face of the owner, and the pup is intimately rubbing his furry dog face against the owner—well, that’s right, that’s how movies are played anyway.
But in fact, there was no intimate rubbing, the son of a bitch just lay on his side motionless like a dead pig, raised his paw with a look of disgust and pushed away the human fingers poked on his face: "Oh!"
- Roll, poke what poke.
And the owner, who should have a tired and gratified smile on his face, also had a dead face that didn't fit the script at this moment. He reached out and grabbed the puppet, patted his paws in disgust, and squeezed his paws. There are bloodshot eyes, but more dissatisfaction: "You are late, and you will wake up before dawn as promised. I almost thought you were going to die."
Ruan Xiangyuan: "Aww, bah!"
—Who the fuck told you, I almost became a human, okay? You're going to die! If it weren't for seeing you looking so miserable that you were about to cry, I wouldn't have played with you such bitter dramas as "waking up with the first ray of sunshine at dawn". Satisfy you, where are you complaining so much? !
"Forget it, let's not talk about this," Lei Qie stood up and stretched, like a lazy cheetah full of food and drink, full of sexiness, the man put down his hands and rubbed his stomach, and then seemed to return to the place just now. He muttered as if he was in the world, "I'm so hungry."
The puppy grinned happily, sticking out his long tongue lazily—
… oh yeah, almost forgot the business
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In the evening, I want to eat canned beef, yellow peach, fresh cherry, milk pudding, strawberry pudding, eggs, honey cake, and the top canned dog food that you hide on the top shelf of the cabinet and only take it out on weekends to improve my meal. It is mixed with other dog food. Thank you.
Rachel smiled: "Falcon, let's have porridge together in the morning."
"... ouch?"
The pup's tongue was sticking out and stiffened at the edge of his mouth.
"I probably can't eat too complicated things after the operation just now, well, I haven't eaten for a day either," the man stretched out his big hand to touch the dog's stiff head, "so it's best to drink porridge for recuperation at this time .”
Ruan Xiangyuan: "..."
Lei Qie bent down and approached ** Tingshi stared at his pup, and asked in the natural tone he was best at that could piss off a dog: "Isn't it? White porridge is also delicious."
In reply, the pup lying on the bed raised his hind legs, and stepped on Rachel's hideous handsome face with a paw without hesitation regardless of the pain of the wound on his body—
Give your second grandpa and grandma a leg! ! Liar! ! big liar! ! ! ! ! The reason why I kept people from doing it for thousands of miles is to squat with four paws by your dining table early in the morning, sticking out my tongue and drinking white porridge and pickles with you? I laughed my new canine teeth away—I’ve read too many novels, you idiots, wake up, how can there be so many true loves in the world who "eat pickles together"!
Thinking of this, the son of a bitch was even more upset, and the big paw that stepped on the man's face kicked hard again to deepen his sense of existence.
Lei Qie calmly removed the paw from his face, touched the tip of his nose that was sore from being trampled on, and quickly muttered something in a certain language that the son of a bitch couldn't understand a word, while laying on the bed like a dead dog and tossing casually The pup turned over to look at its wound—even sniffed his nose for a while like a pervert, and when he was sure that he didn't smell fresh blood again, the man was relieved, his eyes drooped from the pup's mouth The slobbering tongue swept across, and after Rachel thought for a while, he inserted his hands into the dog's head and the fingertips of the bed sheet, and lifted it slightly: "Falcon, try to see if you can stand up. .”
Ruan Xiangyuan rolled his eyes, got up and lay down symbolically, and shook his paws twice. The dog's eyes were full of sincerity, as if they were full of messages like "I'm working hard", "I'm working so hard", "I'm working so fucking hard", The son of a bitch stared at Rachel, conveying false information while perfunctorily shaking his paw several times at different frequencies—
Five seconds later, he returned to the posture that a dead dog should have
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The tongue lolled out again, and at the same time, the son of a bitch's triangular eyes moved away from his gaze with Rachel, and began to look innocently at the ceiling.
Ruan Xiangruan: "Eep, beep."
—Look, I have tried my best, but I don’t know why, when I think that I have to get up so hard just to drink porridge, I suddenly feel that life has no light, life without canned yellow peaches, even if I try my best to stand What's the point of getting up
Rachel lay beside the bed: "After breakfast, you can consider eating some canned yellow peaches."
**The corpse-like plush creature moved its ears, turned over and sat up neatly.
Rachel: "..."
Lifting his paw and lazily scratching his belly, the puppy grinned happily: "Quack!"
Let's go, canned peaches!
"...Wait." Rachel sighed, sat up straight from the side of the bed, reached out and vigorously rubbed the fur on the puppy's head together with the raised ears into a mess, then stood up and turned to pull it away Leaving half of his body out of the door—soon, Ruan Xiangyuan heard the sound of the high-heeled shoes hitting the ground outside becoming more and more three-dimensional. Fifteen seconds later, Lei Qie stepped aside, and Lisa held up a glass tube Killed in from the outside—
The beautiful doctor aggressively pushed Lei Qie away, rushed over, hugged the pup on the head, and kissed the pup twice, then said in a disgusting voice: "Puppy, let's take the temperature."
Hearing this, Ruan Xiangyuan looked up, and at this moment, Ruan Xiangyuan realized that Lisa was holding a thermometer in her hand.
Okay, take your body temperature and take your body temperature. For the sake of being kissed by a beautiful woman, the son of a bitch is very cooperative this time. After sweeping his big tail on the bed sheet, he cooperatively lifts his right paw to reveal his armpit, Prepare to complete this body temperature measurement in the most perfect and cool posture—
Probably because he just came back from the ghost gate and his brain is not functioning well. At this moment, the son of a bitch has forgotten that a woman's sweet talk is the most terrible snake liquid.
Just as it was raising its arms in a self-conscious manner, waiting for the thermometer to be clipped in and then accepting a compliment like "the dog is so smart", its big furry head was suddenly grabbed by the slender fingertips and dragged forward —
… Huh
The puppy's chubby paws scratched a long scratch on the bed sheet. When Lisa handed Lei Qie its head and asked Lei Qie to "hold it down", Ruan Xiangyuan suddenly felt strongly uneasy. A sense of disobedience similar to "I seem to have been deceived from the very beginning" hit my heart—
But where to start
When Lei Qie held the dog's head, and when the dog's chubby body was firmly held by the beautiful nurse, Ruan Xiangyuan opened his mouth at Lei Qie—
When Lisa grabbed his tail and lifted it up, Ruan Xiangyuan stuck out his tongue anxiously
.
When something thin, long, and cold was inserted into his little asshole without any discussion, the pup blew and sprayed Raiqie with snot and saliva all over his face, and then almost bit his own tongue, and started struggled violently—
Lisa exclaimed, because she had to hold down the pup's twisting buttocks and stabilize the normal temperature tube inserted in it to prevent it from touching the wound on its body. When the dog's hind legs were fixed, he yelled incoherently: "Okay, okay, don't move, it will be fine for a minute, dogs will get used to it after taking their temperature like this!"
On the other hand, Lei Qie held the dog's restless face and said nonsense quite calmly: "Falcon, be good, don't move."
Ruan Xiangyuan: "Awwhhhhhhhhh—"
Do not move! Putting it lightly—
You fucked up your ass and let me put the bench legs into your ass and then calm down for me to see? ! Ahhh, who told you that a son of a bitch will get his ass popped for measuring his body temperature? let me go! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Lisa: "Don't move!! You'll be fine soon, count down tens of seconds—eight—seven—"
Ruan Xiangyuan: "Eep, beep!"
Lisa: "Five-four-"
Ruan Xiangyuan: "Whoa, whoop, whoop
! "
— three two one! OK, time is up! quick! Hurry up and give me this unbearable coldness in my life!
Lisa: "Three--two-five--Okay, there's not enough time for another ten seconds, eight-seven-six-"
Ruan Xiangyuan: "…………………"
fraud! Bad review!
Rachel: "..."
Lisa: "Four-three-"
Rachel: "Did you learn this trick from the children's hospital where you worked outside?"
Lisa smiled hehehe.
The son of a bitch arched his big butt and yelled twice miserably, telling Rachel to shut up immediately and not to disturb others. The doctor counted—
Lisa: "Two, one, ok."
As the beautiful doctor finished speaking, the son of a bitch felt that the cold, slippery, slender thing that wanted to pierce his intestines was finally pulled out of his delicate buttocks—when it was pulled away, the kind of stretching And the feeling of dragging the small and tender meat on the inner wall finally gave a strong sense of existence.
It limply lay back on the bed, its long mouth buried deeply in its big paws, humming.
Rachel raised his hand hesitantly, and rubbed the dog's messy and lunatic head twice: "Falcon, don't cry, be a man."
Ruan Xiangyuan: "Eep, beep!"
—You fucking put the chair legs in your ass for a minute, then drag it out slowly and feel the malice from the inner wall, and then tell me manly! Pooh!
Rachel: "..."
Lisa put down the thermometer in her hand, threw it into the disinfection container, turned around and shrugged to Rachel who was looking at her: "There is no more fever."
Lei Qie nodded, but there was not much emotion on his face, and he replied from his throat with a paralyzed face.
Lisa: "Remember to bring it for a dressing change tomorrow—your own face should also be covered.
. "
Ruan Xiangyuan stumbled up from the bed, sneezed hard twice with his face covered in snot and tears: "Aww, bah, bah!"
"..." Rachel looked away from the son of a bitch, and watched Lisa seriously act as an unreliable translator, "Falcon said, don't come to the infirmary again, what should I do?"
"Then tell your puppy, if the wound is infected, there is a possibility of fever, next time it will be more than a minute." Lisa curled her lips, stretched out her hand to poke her buttocks and kicked her hind legs The bastard with a dead face crawling under the quilt exposed his pouting buttocks.
Ruan Xiangyuan let out a groan, feeling like a dog has lost the courage to live on—I haven't fucked a girl before, so I'm not innocent. How the hell I can't help it! ! ! I'm so innocent! ! How naive! ! Full of vibrant expectations for life, what a wonderful young boy! !
— just let a thermometer go to waste! ! ! ! ! !
Second Olympic! ! frenzied! ! ! !
The dog hugged his head and fell into the grief of an innocent body being ruined by an unknown object. He was in the climax of grief when he was mercilessly grabbed by a big hand from behind and lifted him out of the bed. The red-haired man put the dog out Putting it into his arms, he smoothed out the big bow tied by the bandage on his back in a slightly better mood, and patted the head of the pup with a three-layered chin and neck that was burrowing into his neck in a comforting manner—
Then tolerantly let the pup smear his neck with snot, tears, and saliva.
The familiar wet and sticky feeling stained the man's clean and tidy shirt collar, but when he turned around to say goodbye to Lisa, the corners of his eyes were filled with unprecedented softness—
Lisa was overwhelmed by the expression.
Until the red-haired man left with his beloved son in his arms, the soft closing sound of the door summoned the beauty doctor back, staring at the closed door, Lisa touched her hot face, "This The devil seems quite charming when he is gentle..."
When the young woman was in a daze, Rachel's helpless voice was faintly heard from the other side of the door—
"Okay, don't cry anymore, Falcon... Shut up, that one can't bite... Tsk, I'll kill you!"·u8 novel