u8 novel When the pup bit the man's earlobe, he swore that he just found something easy to bite for a very pure purpose - to express his respect (... ).
Who would have thought that the surprise would come so suddenly, the moment Ruan Xiangyuan bit Lei Qie's earlobe, he immediately felt the arms holding him tremble, his obese body suddenly sank, and the dog howled In a hurry, he stretched out his paws and hugged Leiqie's neck, and then he made persistent efforts to open his big mouth to the man's earlobe and took it in his mouth. He grabbed it and pulled it back. He squinted at Leiqie's perfect man with triangular eyes. The curve of the side face, the next second, the strange phenomenon seen by the dog's eyes made him grin badly—
Hey, I blushed.
Yoyo, it's fresh, why are you blushing, you fucking still have this function
The scorching hot breath exhaled by the pup sprayed all over the man's ears. Even though they were standing in the ice and snow, they could still see the strange blush under Rachel's wheat-colored skin that gradually began to smudge from the ears. Unbearable, he pushed away the furry head of the dog that was rubbing back and forth to free his ears, and then smoothly put the dog with its big tail happily swinging back and forth on the ground—
"...Really." Lei Qie rubbed his ears uncomfortably, when the inconspicuous blush on his face completely dissipated, the man returned to his usual dead face, paused and then lowered his head He looked at the one squatting at his feet, the latter was smiling brightly at him with his triangular eyes and his big mouth missing one tooth.
Rachel: "..."
Ruan Xiangyuan: "Quack!"
The bow made of white bandages on the pup's back swayed in the cold wind. It was like a big gift wrapped up. His ears were blown all over the place by the wind. Under He Rachel's stare, he was shameless Standing up on his hind legs, he hugged the stupid master's thigh tightly.
"...Go by yourself, don't hug me anymore," Lei Qie was silent for a moment, then slightly bent his fingers and flicked the dog's forehead, "Next time, don't bite people indiscriminately."
As an answer, Ruan Xiangyuan stuck out his tongue hahaha, and gave Lei Qie three heartless words—
"quack ga
! "
- I don’t understand, I’m just a dog, you bark if you have the ability.
The bastard's rogue behavior made the red-haired man show a helpless expression. He sighed, stretched out his hand subconsciously to pinch his earlobe, and then used his big hands to mess up his originally neat head of fiery red hair, tsk After the sound, he lifted his foot and walked forward—
Ruan Xiangyuan knew that he might have to walk the long road of revenge as a prank, but after thinking about it, he felt that it was worth it, so he happily let go of his stupid master's thigh, and honestly raised his snow-white paws, In the snow, one deep paw and one shallow paw wobbled along the man's legs.
The puppy walked joltingly while turning his head to look at Rachel's perfect chin cheerfully. His small blue eyes were filled with the joy of discovering the new continent, and Rachel felt the puppy's eyes immediately turn Subconsciously, he lowered his head to look, and the first time he met the malicious, evil-eyed doggy face, Lei Qie gave another "tsk" in disgust, and immediately turned his head away.
Ruan Xiangyuan opened his mouth and laughed like a dick—
"Quack quack!"
While walking, the pup dishonestly raised his paw to poke the stupid master's calf. After receiving the order to "walk well", Pang Shuo's body simply stuck to the man's leg, and he insisted on not walking well to the end. And relying on the fact that he wrapped it like a zongzi, Lei Qie didn't dare to lift his foot to drive him away, the big dog bit the man's trousers and played tricks to harass him—
Leiqie's face was stiff, but he subconsciously slowed down. After looking down at the persistent furry face again, the man felt powerless: "... Falcon, don't make trouble."
The pup biting his trouser leg: "Pfft—"
Rachel: "Walk well, the wound will open."
The pup biting his trouser leg: "Pfft—"
Lei Qie stopped and looked back at the neat snow. Apart from his footprints, there was a long slippery mark as wide as a dog's buttocks, like an old ox plowing the ground. The original beautiful snow was turned into a mess, and the culprit was squatting on the ground at this moment, looking up at him with a smile, his big brush-like tail swayed left and right on the ground, raising a cloud of snow dust—
Just when the man raised the corners of his lips and was about to say something, he suddenly saw the dog squatting on the ground suddenly change from squatting to standing up, the cheerful expression on his face disappeared, and it gritted its teeth. , growling menacingly in a certain direction behind the roadside bushes of the boulevard
.
Rachel was taken aback for a moment, and then realized that when he broke Jones' neck, the low animal growl similar to that of a wolf clan was not his hallucination.
The blue pupils became deeper, the man bent down and stroked the puppet's back hair to comfort him, then turned around and calmly followed the puppet's gaze—
The snow on the branches was pushed away from behind and fell on the snow. Accompanied by the violent trembling of the dense coniferous plants, a huge man came out from the jungle. Against the background of the coniferous plants, it looked extremely ferocious, but the expression of the visitor was very calm. He patted the snow on his body, and walked in front of a person and a dog. Mt smiled and said in English with a strange accent: " Your dog is faithful, Rachel."
The man whose name was called was not in a hurry to answer him. Instead, he looked behind mt thoughtfully, and then looked down at Yan's son's reaction, then nodded slowly: "Are you alone?"
This question made mt laugh out loud.
Lei Qie frowned, but did not make a sound to stop him. He patiently stared at the king in Building No. 3 and smiled enough. He blocked the fried-haired dog behind him without any trace, and stared at the fat mt with his blue eyes. With a chopping face, he asked lightly, "What's the matter?"
"Brother Rachel, I heard you named your puppy Falcon—"
me squatted with a sneer, trying to touch the puppet from behind, but the latter took a step back very shamelessly, away from the reach of his hands, making him miss, mt paused slightly, then smiled and retracted his hand, also Not reluctantly, he laughed haha and stood up again before continuing—
"What a good name, this dog has become your third eye, Rachel—don't look at my figure, but when I want to hide, no one can find me— "
Rachel was silent.
"Except for the puppy." Mt touched his chin, seeming slightly annoyed, "Speaking of which, your puppy is really a discordant existence."
Rachel finally reacted, the long and thick eyelashes trembled slightly, the man raised his eyelids, and gave mt a warning look with his cold eyes
.
Ruan Xiangyuan gritted his teeth, thinking that if you are so big, you still have the nerve to say that you can hide your ability well, can you stop teasing me? And you don't smell the smell of scum on your body so strong, I can smell it from three hundred meters away, it's good that I don't dislike your choking nose, but you are the first to yell!
"Get out of the way if you have nothing to do." Lei Qie frowned, and finally a little impatience was tainted in his voice, "I'm hungry and I'm going to the restaurant."
"It's okay, why is it okay." Mt twisted his mouth, "The upper floors of my No. 3 building are almost taken care of by you, brother Leiqie, and I'm about to become a poor commander—I've long felt that there are so many people around me. People are very annoying, didn’t I come here specially to thank you.”
"... mt," Lei Qie stretched out his hand, swept the snow off his shoulders with disdain in his eyes, and said in a casual tone, "I know that there are not many people, so let your people be honest, you know the difference in strength with me How big—if Eli put me in Building No. 3, I'm afraid it's not your turn to be the 'king'."
mt: "..."
Lei Qie tilted his head, and there was a warm smile on the corner of his lips: "The relationship between the four buildings has always maintained a certain balance delicately. If the breakthrough is broken from you, tsk tsk, do you think you will Won’t it be recorded in the history handbook of the Jueyin Pavilion from now on?”
mt: "how do you..."
"Why not as stupid as you imagined?" Lei Qie interrupted the fat man and sneered slightly, "I'm sorry to disappoint you, I never said that I don't care about these things, it's because you like it too much Just put me in the right seat."
At this moment, the astonishment and unconcealable fear on mt's face made him look as ugly as if he had seen a ghost. He stared at the red-haired young man with a frightening smile on his face, and the muscles on his face violently twitched. Twitching for a while, he raised his foot and hid hard on the ground, cursed in his native language, and amidst the snow and dust, mt turned and left.
Lei Qie stood there without moving, and Ruan Xiangyuan squatted beside him without moving.
Until Leiqie lowered his head and exchanged a look with the son of a bitch.
Ruan Xiangyuan was embarrassed, the thoughtful expression on the dog's face even stopped, it would be a bit weird if the stupid master's deep eyes responded at this moment, so at this critical moment, the dog chose to tilt his head and act cute
.
Rachel: "..."
After looking at each other for three seconds, illogically, the dog brazenly stretched out his paw and hugged the man's thigh.
Accompanied by the man's sigh, the son of a bitch felt a blur in front of his eyes, and the light in front of his eyes was completely covered by the tall figure gradually approaching him. In the next second, he was completely in the air, and the cold and solid sense of down-to-earth under his butt disappeared. When the picture finally freezes, Ruan Xiangyuan is already lying in the man's arms and sticking out his tongue comfortably.
Rachel: "No biting."
Oh, well, don't bite. Ruan Xiangyuan rubbed and rubbed, raised his paw and used the pads to grab the man's earlobe.
Rachel: "..."
Ruan Xiangyuan: "Quack quack!"
Rachel patted away the dog's paws that were rubbing against his ears, and held the puppy firmly with a blank expression. After turning a corner, he walked onto the familiar path leading to the restaurant—all the way The son of a bitch seized every opportunity to toss the man's earlobe, and every time he happily saw a suspicious pause on Rachel's dead face, he would become particularly excited—
Ruan Xiangyuan: "Wooooow!"
— Ouch, a new door to success has opened!
Please please me, stupid master! Canned beef, yellow peaches, fresh cherries, milk pudding, strawberry pudding, eggs, honey cake, and the kind of top canned dog food you hide on the top shelf of the cabinet until you take it out on weekends to improve my food. Dog food thanks!
Otherwise, play with your earlobe in front of a series of people such as Falcon and Shaoze and Eli and Uncle Spart and DK and MT!
And before dawn the next day, probably the entire Absolute Wing Pavilion knew that Mr. Leiqie's earlobe was on the door, isn't it scary? Don't worry, it's so easy to gag me, as long as there are beef cubes, canned yellow peaches, fresh cherries, milk pudding, strawberry pudding, egg honey cake...
Rachel: "Falcon."
Ruan Xiangyuan: "Oh?"
Rachel: "...what on earth do you want to do?"
Ruan Xiangyuan: "Oh
! "
Canned beef, yellow peaches, fresh cherries, milk pudding, strawberry pudding, eggs, honey cake…
Leiqie: "... speak human language."
Hearing this, the dog boy actually reacted. He stood up on the man's arm, holding the man's face with his soft paws, rubbing his wet nose against the man's chin, and his big tail Flicking back and forth in mid-air like a wiper—
Ruan Xiangyuan: "Wow, woof, woof, woof!"
In fact, I just want to ask, why is there such a flirtatious heart hidden under your domineering appearance.
"... Forget it," Lei Qie gave up resistance after a moment of silence, stretched out his hand to push the dog's mouth away, touched his nose, and muttered, "I can't communicate at all."
After Ruan Xiangyuan spit thunder and cut his saliva, he shrunk his head back contentedly: "Stupid master, I won't slap your chin when I wake you up from now on, I will bite your earlobe twice to ensure you will have a good morning—yes." Not very touched? You're welcome. But you still have to remember, these days, there are not many dogs who are as caring as me, you have to learn to cherish them.
This is the warm love time between the pup and the stupid master after parting life and death. After Rachel raised his hand and pinched his ears, he stuffed the long, big dog's mouth firmly into the man's neck with satisfaction. , exhaled two heavy breaths until his nostrils were filled with the familiar breath of a man, then Ruan Xiangyuan slowly closed his eyes and settled down—
The pleasant crunching sound of the man's military boots stepping on the snow is next to his ears. With his eyes closed, the pup can imagine the soft snow particles being trampled firmly under the man's feet, and the tip of his nose touches the snow. What I came across was the coat that the man casually draped over his shoulders, and the lining of that coat was even stained with its blood—
Ruan Xiangyuan calmed down and never tried to imagine what would be waiting for him if he never gave up and returned to his body at that moment—at least at this moment, he was curled up in the man's warm embrace, waiting for it contentedly Canned yellow peaches and disheveled white porridge with pickles.
He doesn't regret coming back.
Whether or not he has passed his chance to be human again.
I really don't regret it.
·u8 novel