I don't know which frequency of brain waves suddenly matched. When Ruan Xiangyuan squatted at Lei Qi's feet bitterly and drank porridge with his stupid master, Lei Qi suddenly said thoughtfully: : "I'll buy you a tablet. If you cut fruit, dogs can play it too."
Ruan Xiangyuan: "..."
Rachel: "Well, it's such a happy decision. You're welcome."
To express his gratitude, Ruan Xiangyuan sprayed the white porridge in Lei Qie's pants leg.
…
Three days later, when Ruan Xiangyuan was itching and writhing all over the ground from the scarred wound, Lei Qie came back from the outside and hung the snow-covered coat on the door. The man glanced indoors, and finally I found the pup next to the sofa—at this time, as a husky, Ruan Xiangyuan certainly didn't rush to meet him. When Lei Qie squatted down in front of it, it was hanging its triangular eyes and tilting its back. The legs tugged at the bandages on the body with their teeth.
"Don't bite the wound." Lei Che said irresponsibly in the tone of a bystander, while slapping the pup on the head.
Ruan Xiangruan immediately raised his head and spit at the man, then continued to lower his head and bite as if the landslide and the earth were cracking, and I wanted to stop the itching—this time even his claws were touched, and the wound that was gradually scarring seemed to have Ten thousand ants are itching and hurting like they are biting. The dog's paws have just been manicured and the nails are not sharp enough. A man's hand is chopped off and borrowed—
What's the use of having five fingers, you don't have to fucking tickle it, superfluous!
The dog was upset and irritable, biting the wound with his teeth bared. Five minutes later, under Lei Che's unbearable gaze, the dog suddenly stopped biting the bandage suddenly. When he looked up, the big dog had a crunched piece of bandage in its mouth, knowing that the blue dog eyes of his troubles shone with false innocence
.
Lei Qie put the bag in his hand on the sofa with a blank expression, pointed to it and said, "Tablet PC."
The pup pricked up his ears and got excited. He shook his chubby buttocks and rubbed his back. He stood up on his hind legs and lay half of his body on the sofa. The paw reached for the bag that Rachel put in the innermost part of the sofa—
Just when the pup was trying to grab the bag, a pair of big hands stretched out from behind him to hug him and drag him off the sofa.
Ruan Xiangyuan turned around inexplicably: "Oh?"
"...It's so heavy, I can't hold it."
Rachel let go of the pup, and when the latter fell to the ground and shook his hair nonchalantly and subconsciously turned his head to bite the wound, he slapped the dog's head mercilessly again. The pup was honest, so Rachel promised Three days after buying him the tablet, he got the tablet, and three minutes after getting the tablet, he lost the tablet.
- Just because my wound is itchy, you are going to confiscate my computer, what kind of bullshit logic is this!
Hey, why are you waving at me? Where are you trying to trick me? If I don't go, my healthy lunch break will start in 30 minutes... Don't wave, if you don't go, don't go! Even if you put canned yellow peaches at the door—
can.
Can you little goblin! ! !
Thirty seconds later.
When the pup was squatting on the ground, patting the ground with his big tail, and gnawing a piece of yellow peach meat with his big paws happily, Lei Qie stretched out his long hand, and firmly closed the door of the room behind the pup, and the door closed The sound made the dog tremble, he turned his head in astonishment with the can in his mouth, and watched the solid door slap in front of his dog's face—who taught the stupid master who spoiled me to make such a mind
Reluctantly, the son of a bitch lingered behind the man and was too lazy to go out. Although he snorted disdainfully, he still walked briskly when Lei Qie pressed the button and the elevator door opened. After entering the elevator and squatting down, Leiqie took a look at him, and followed him into the elevator. At the moment when the elevator door was about to close, the red-haired man said in a calm tone, "Go to the medical room."
Ruan Xiangyuan: "..."
After getting such an ominous answer, Ruan Xiangyuan, who took a stride and was about to run out of the elevator, watched the elevator door mercilessly close in front of his dog face just a second before he was about to escape successfully. The metal door of the elevator reflected his The blurry dog's face, even if only the fluffy one can be seen, perfectly reflects its sorrow
.
Behind him was the shameless and stupid master who said sarcastic remarks in a joking tone: "Oh, what a pity. The door is closed, it's just a little bit close."
Ruan Xiangyuan: "..."
Just like performing the trick of opening a can with bare hands to demonstrate when they met for the first time, Lei Qie could tell that he was playing it seriously. Ruan Xiangyuan didn't know whether he was lucky or unlucky. A husky puppy also needs to get used to acting as a full set of real masters—to celebrate this wonderful encounter, Ruan Xiangyuan decided that on the day when it can pee standing up, the most important first time in the dog’s life must be held back. To the face of the sleeping stupid master. ,
When one person and one dog walked out of the elevator, as the owner, Lei Qie walked ahead of course, while Ruan Xiangyuan, as the pet, was still busy walking while turning around to bite the wound until it hit the pillar at the door firmly. He fell on his butt, got up and shook his head. Amidst Lei Qie's sneer, the son of a bitch was honest. Apart from occasionally raising his hind legs and walking, jumping and scratching wretchedly along the way, Ruan Xiangyuan at least learned to What is "walking and watching the road".
In the medical room, Ruan Xiangyuan, squatting on the iron frame with nowhere to escape, realized that there are things in this world that are more malicious than dog clothes, and that is—
"Come on, an Elizabeth circle specially made for you!"
Aisha was fucking that disgusting person who didn't know who she was talking to, bouncing and jumping on her high heels that were too high, floating over from a distance, holding a fan-shaped broken plastic thing in her hand, Ruan Xiangyuan Stretching his neck to look, although he didn't know what it was, but from the expression of this smelly woman, it could be seen that this cliff was not a good thing.
Elizabeth circle, I'm second, it sounds like women's products!
Sure enough, after Lei Qie thanked him, he took the fan-shaped thing over, and put it around Ruan Xiangyuan's neck like a dog leash without any room for negotiation—Ruan Xiangyuan didn't even have time to react. What happened, the next second it became a dog-faced morning glory blooming in the wind.
When the pup looked up in horror and looked at his master through the Elizabethan circle of the TV receiver, that stupid shocked dog face was very good for his unreliable master, Rachel hooked. Cursing the corners of his lips, he said in exactly the same tone as when he coaxed the pup into wearing the dog clothes: "It's very nice.
. "
Fuck, if you continue to have facial paralysis, you will betray you with a suffocated smile—Ruan Xiangyuan's wound is itchy, subconsciously wants to lower his head to bite, but finds that this time his head is firmly supported In the middle of the air, the trumpet-like thing covered the ground, fixing Ruan Xiangyuan's head in the middle of the bowing movement. At this moment, Ruan Xiangyuan couldn't bow his head, he could only stare at the ground with dog eyes.
Lifting her head suddenly, the dog-faced morning glory screamed several times in protest—
As the master, Lei Qie decisively cut off the brain wave channel. He smiled and patted the puppy's head, and said something irrelevant and not the point at all: "It looks good, it suits you very well."
hair!
I'm so handsome and mighty, you're holding a tattered thing and saying it's suitable for me
It’s so pretty, why don’t you get one for yourself? Hold! ! ! !
Suffering from gauze again, Ruan Xiangyuan was almost dragged out of the medical room by Lei Qie—compared to the stupid dog clothes before, Ruan Xiangyuan didn't get everyone's attention under the more curious matching of mt, but this time, Along the way, the son of a bitch finally got an unprecedented return rate. When they arrived at the restaurant, the uncle who shared the meal was smiling like a chrysanthemum. Ruan Xiangyuan swore that he had never seen this uncle smile so happily before. .
Shaoze poured his own soup all over the table.
Eli, who rarely came to inspect the restaurant, laughed and said that you have today too.
In contrast, Sui is simply the most reserved one—
Wang in Building No. 1 just dropped his spoon into the table when Ruan Xiangyuan lowered his head and tried to nibble on the apple in front of him, but unfortunately, the broken plastic ring held the tip of his nose in mid-air and stared at the apple in a daze. plate.
When the pup sensitively raised his head and stared at him reproachfully, the black-haired man picked up his spoon expressionlessly—
"Sorry, my hand slipped."
As if he had never noticed the son of a bitch just now, Sui stared intently at Lei Qie who was sitting across from him and buried his head in his meal. When the red-haired man raised his head inexplicably and asked "What did you say", Sui put down his hands again. spoon, and slowly reached out to cover his serious face
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Ruan Xiangyuan felt that his dog life would probably have no lower limit from now on.
He didn't believe that there could be a dog who could be tossed more than him.
In just one week, I experienced wearing stupid dog clothes-missing teeth sticks-stitches-dismantling the stitches to take out the rusty iron piece from the stomach-stitches again-fever-death and death-deprivation of virginity by thermometer —Elizabeth Circle... The humiliation in these lives that cannot be seen directly!
so what else? bring it on.
The pup was about to raise his hind feet coldly and noblely, and scratched his ears to express his disdain for such a level of tossing—the big paw slapped the plastic twice, making it howl at Rachel angrily With a sound.
That night, in order to express his anger, Gouzi didn't compete with Lei Qie for the pillow, but turned his head and slept next to the bed. There was an unpacked tablet computer next to Gouzi's face—he kept his ears up all the time. He staggered up from the foot of the bed when he heard the even and gentle breathing from the **** man—
The big paw pressed on the unlock button of the tablet, swipe quickly, unlocked and entered the menu smoothly.
Ruan Xiangyuan: "..."
Ruan Xiangyuan felt that in order to commemorate this tragic dog life, he had to do something earth-shattering.
So after squatting on the spot and thinking about it for a while, he started to move—with a face full of disgust, he pushed the tablet computer up with the Elizabeth ring and leaned against the bed. Suddenly, Ruan Xiangyuan waved his big claws and groped in. Turned on the camera function, adjusted the distance, and silently mourned for half a minute at the stupid husky face sunflower on the screen, and put on his expression, the dog raised his paw—
click.
Front, side, back, turn around and do it again—
So in the middle of the night, the owner was sleeping, and the deranged Elizabeth puppy frantically took selfies all night with the tablet.
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