Friends who thought that Ruan Xiangyuan would be exposed, do you think he is really that stupid
The answer is no.
As a smart pup with a human configuration, before falling asleep holding the tablet computer, Ruan Xiangyuan cleverly made countless inadvertent snap poses to cover up the fact that he was taking selfies artificially. These photos include Its blurred dog face, abstract Elizabeth circle profile, huge dog buttocks, side of his mighty and strong body, and even close-ups of his cute fleshy paws - lying on the ground, grinning wide-mouthed, these photos are indistinguishable Regularly disrupted into those serious selfies, the last battery of the tablet announced its end of life, and the screen went completely black.
Ruan Xiangyuan let out a groan, almost being overwhelmed by his own cleverness. He closed his eyes, pressed his big dog face against the cold screen of the tablet intoxicated, and rubbed against the Elizabethan circle. Three minutes later, hoot.
Before dawn the next day, when Rachel woke up, he scratched his hair in a daze and looked around in a daze. Then the man's eyes fixed on the foot of the bed—only to see that his puppy had changed from the cold before going to bed last night. Yan Gaogui didn't even look at the dead character of the tablet computer. At this moment, he was sleeping very sweetly with his two paws around the tablet computer. The sleeping Elizabeth ring that flowed out from the dog's mouth wet most of its face. Excess saliva dripped down the plastic ring and onto the screen of the tablet.
"... tsk."
The man's forehead twitched, he lifted the quilt and got up and walked to the pup, squatted down to save the tablet from under his paws, silently put aside the tablet dripping with viscous saliva, and didn't want to look at it again With one glance, he took off the Elizabeth ring around the neck of the pup who was sleeping like a dead pig, and carried it all the way to the bathroom—
Fill the water basin with water, and with a blank expression on his face, the man wakes up the pup who opened his eyes in a daze, gave him a sideways glance, and then continued to sleep. The first time the other party slowly opened his blue eyes, Pressed the dog's face, which was covered with his own saliva, into the basin—
Ruan Xiangyuan didn't have time to figure out what happened. Early in the morning, the dog's face was stuffed into a basin of water with icy scum by the frenzied owner. He choked on two mouthfuls of water and was completely frozen awake. When the handsome dog's face was taken out of the basin, and when he wrung the water from his mouth like a rag, Ruan Xiangyuan stared at Lei Qie in the mirror—
Lei Qie raised his eyelids, and glanced at the pup in the mirror: "Why are you staring? You leave so much saliva while sleeping, are you lacking in calcium?"
Ruan Xiangyuan: "..."
No, I am short-sighted
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Ruan Xiangyuan turned his head back and slapped the man's face with the ice water in his mouth. When Lei Qie snorted and threw away his hand to grab the towel, the son of a bitch landed gracefully, shaking the ear on his ear. Shui walked out of the bathroom as a winner with his head held high, and when he felt Rachel's gaze on his back, he jumped up and scratched his belly with his hind legs —
This is a more advanced way of attracting hatred invented by Ruan Xiangyuan, who was wearing an Elizabethan circle, after he found out that ear-scratching and mocking methods were no longer available.
When the sound of the shower head shower came from the bathroom, the dog who was about to walk to the sofa and was about to jump on it and continue to sleep in the cage suddenly stopped in his tracks. After thinking for a while, he turned around and walked back slowly He squatted at the door of the bathroom like a wretched man, stuffed his long mouth under the crack of the door, and sprayed vigorously, and as he wished, he heard a vague "roll" from the sound of the shower inside, grinning Grinning, the puppy stood up contentedly and left the bathroom door.
After the domineering and leaky name of "Falcon", the pup at this time has a brand new name: Don't be scolded and uncomfortable.
At this moment, Don't be scolded and uncomfortable, Sky is going to do a big career.
Compared with the soft-footed shrimp with soft hands and feet a month ago, the pup who has undergone two teeth changes has been able to rely on his own strength to successfully jump onto the sofa. With a slight push of his back foot, Ruan Xiangyuan easily pushed himself onto the sofa. Putting it on the sofa beside the bed—stand up with your back feet on the cushion, and your front legs on the edge of the sofa, Ruan Xiangyuan raised one paw and pulled down the locked window with force, only to hear a light click, accompanied by a burst of noise With the cool wind of ice and snow blowing in, the window that Rachel carefully locked last night was reopened by a wretched husky puppy this morning.
Take a breath of cool air and feel refreshed.
The blissful dog narrowed his eyes slightly, and stretched out his long, big dog face from the window to look down. While the wind was blowing wildly, the dog was satisfied with a new perspective to deeply understand and visually observe the 31st floor. How tall is the high-rise building? From it, the prisoners who were on duty downstairs in the early morning to sweep the snow looked like villains in a matchbox. ()
Ruan Xiangyuan looked at it for a while as if fascinated, and then he turned his face back. In the room where the heating was quickly blown away by the cold wind, he sniffed his nose and smelled the fragrance of the shampoo that Lei Qie specially used. He leaned on the edge of the sofa back With a slight push of his paw, Ruan Xiangyuan returned to the ground from the sofa with a perfect posture of a gorgeous and perfect 270-degree turn to the tiger's landing—
The big paw stepped on the sofa quietly, dragging its big tail, and the pup quietly touched the side of the coffee table while the stupid master was taking a bath, and secretly rubbed Rachel to Elizabeth who was on the coffee table. The circle dragged down—
With this plastic ring in his mouth, the puppy walked back to the window with cheerful steps, and with great difficulty, using both his paws and his big mouth, he stuffed the Elizabeth ring into the window frame which was too small in comparison, narrowing his blue eyes slightly, the dog The cub's ears moved, and when he heard the sound of water splashing in the bathroom disappearing in vain, he realized that his heart was not as good as his action at this moment, and he couldn't even think about it—
When the sound of Rachel's footsteps on the bathroom floor sounded, the pup raised his big paw decisively, and a paw hit the plastic ring stuck on the window, and with a light slap, it was still stuck on the edge of the window The dying plastic circle was successfully pushed out by the pup through the window on the 31st floor—
The plastic circle was pushed out of the window, and after floating in a curve in the early morning wind for a while, it finally returned to the beautiful parabolic trajectory. Ruan Xiangyuan sticks out his tongue, his front paws rest on the edge of the sofa, and sticks his face out of the window. Watching the Elizabeth circle drift away with pleasure—
Ruan Xiangyuan: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-"
— Goodbye, Elizabeth
! Bon Voyage! May you and I never see each other again in the world!
So, a minute later, when Rachel was wiping his hair and opening the bathroom door, he immediately felt a gust of cold wind gently blowing against his still wet chest, and the cool wind made the man's wheat-colored skin unknowingly tingle. With goosebumps, Lei Qie was silent for a while, and suddenly thought of the rule of "every day when you open the door, there is a surprise", and abruptly stopped the urge to turn around and want to go back to the bathroom to add a bathrobe. The towel comes out the bathroom door—
At a glance, he saw his little dog leaning on the sofa, and the big dog's face was stuffed outside the window that he didn't know how to open, thinking about life seriously.
Stepping forward, he pulled the pup back from the window and threw it back to the ground. Lei Qie closed the window smoothly, and looked at himself squatting on the ground happily, with the words "I committed another crime but I tried my best to hide it" written all over my face. I did it" son of a bitch, the man's eyes moved, he almost immediately understood what happened and turned his gaze to the coffee table, but at this moment, it seems that something is missing, the coffee table is empty—
Ruan Xiangyuan followed Lei Qie's gaze.
Ruan Xiangyuan: "..."
Rachel: "..."
In the first second, the puppy stood up from the sitting position
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In the next second, he quickly glanced at the door to confirm that the escape exit was opened correctly.
Rachel moved, the son of a bitch took a big step back like crazy—
Looking at the furry dog's face, Rachel raised her eyebrows and asked the person on the ground with a calm voice, "Where's Elizabeth Circle?"
Ruan Xiangyuan: "Wow woof woof woof woof..."
—Stupid master, listen to me, just now there was a spectacle outside, the sky was chaotic and heavy snow fell without warning, with a gust of wind blowing in, a naked girl wrapped in a blizzard rolled in from the window, She said her name was Elizabeth and she came to get back her collar... uh no, it's a necklace, although I fought so hard...
Rachel: "Okay, shut up."
Ruan Xiangyuan: "..."
As the person who lay down the gun of the vision of the miracle in the morning, at noon that day, Ruan Xiangyuan's lunch only had a dog biscuit that he had bitten very hard, and a glass of water.
In the afternoon, in order to restore the normal level of dinner, the dog cuddled hypocritically against Lei Qie's legs and rolled around to show off his cuteness. Drooling, Ruan Xiangyuan rubbed his head against the back of Lei Qie's hand, or sprayed wet steam and stuffed his nose into the man's arm. After being wiped clean, the man plugged in the charging power and pressed the power button—
The originally dark screen of the tablet gradually lit up, the man thought for a while, and his slender fingertips slid across the groove of the sliding lock screen—
With the sound of unlocking with a click, a picture of a dog's face with its tongue sticking out and a trumpet flower blooming in the wind with Elizabeth circle jumped into the man's eyes.
Rachel: "..."
Ruan Xiangyuan: "Cough." I was a little embarrassed to see my own photo so suddenly.
Rachel: "It's a good photo."
Ruan Xiangyuan: "..."
The man touched the dog's head, turned his head and looked through the game directory, and then opened a certain game. He thought it was the fruit-slicing dog who poked his head out to look at it gossipingly, but he didn't expect that the game appeared on the screen. It's Bubble Bobble—
Lei Qie put the tablet in Ruan Xiangyuan's paw, stretched out his finger, and poked its stiff dog face: "This one, can you play?"
Ruan Xiangyuan: "..."
Leiqie: "Isn't it very good on the game console?"
Ruan Xiangyuan: "..."
Rachel: "The first level is almost over, right
. "
Ruan Xiangyuan: "..."
Rachel: "Well, yes, don't look at me like that, of course I saw it."
Ruan Xiangyuan: "..."
Rachel: "You are really smart, Falcon."
Ruan Xiangyuan: "........."
Lei Qie: "Sui said, the dog's eyes are only black and white, so why do you play Bubble Bobble? Sometimes I have a very strange idea, in fact, the body of your dog is filled with Is it the human soul—soul replacement? Seizing the body? Or rebirth? Hehe."
Ruan Xiangyuan: "…………………"
At this moment, Ruan Xiangyuan also wanted to "hehe", not the "hehe" of Lei Qie, but the "hehe" of "I'll go to you mlgb".
Rubbing into Leiqie's arms, the bastard was covered in cold sweat, and with a whimper, he stretched out his paws and hugged Leiqie's neck affectionately, kicked the tablet computer on Leiqie's lap with his back paws, and rubbed his big head here and there. Attempt to muddle through—
Don't ask me, I'm just a dog, I don't know anything!
Varied! what! All! No! Know! road!
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