u8 novel Lei Qie grabbed out the dog's face that was burrowing into his arms with all his strength, and held the panicked dog's face with a light smile that frightened the dog to death: "You can't save you even if you pretend to be stupid."
Ruan Xiangyuan: "..."
I don't understand what you are saying, but if you are capable, you bark! Also, I'm not pretending to be stupid, I'm just stupid, really, friends, have you heard of the three stupid sleds? I'm the boss, can't I admit it? I admit it! ! ! Please let me go! ! !
Lei Qie held the puppet's face and looked at it seriously for a while, Ruan Xiangyuan raised his neck with three chins and thought to himself, it's a good thing I didn't eat anything at noon today, otherwise I would have to spit on your face if I was so frightened like now …
Under Ruan Xiangyuan's sincere eyes, the red-haired man finally let go of his fingertips grasping the dog's face in a half-believing and half-doubting manner, and stretched out his long hand to drag back the tablet that the dog had just kicked off. After entering the album, I saw that besides the artificial selfie rhythm just now, there are also messy snapshots from various angles in the album——
It really looks like a pup accidentally stepped on it while playing.
"..." Rachel cast a puzzled look at the husky puppy.
"(⊙__⊙)." Ruan Xiangyuan stared sincerely, then puffed out his chest.
Lei Qie's slender fingertips slid across the frame of the tablet computer, and then did not delete the photos of the messy poses, but kept them all, locked the computer screen, and the man flexed his fingers He flicked the wet nose of the puppet, raised the corners of his lips and said slowly, "I didn't say you're really human, why are you so nervous?"
Ruan Xiangyuan: "... =___=!"
The dog hunchbacked, lowered his head halahaha while Rachel wasn't paying attention, and let out a breath of air—fuck, let me tell you earlier, I'm not only nervous, but I'm about to pee too nervous, okay
! What if you eat me alive on the grounds that "people in dog skin approaching me must have bad intentions" as an excuse, can I afford it? I, I must not!
"Ah," Rachel suddenly remembered something and added, "But I reserve the initiative to guess for the time being."
"..."
It was at this moment that Ruan Xiangyuan deeply realized that the storm had not passed.
The days after that were really worse than being a pig or a dog.
——When the dog buried his head in the dog bowl and ate happily, thinking that it would be better to eat with a spoon, a ghost suddenly appeared behind him and asked him "Falcon, do you want a spoon?" He was terrified and turned his back Ling showed a naive expression of "the wind is too strong and I can't hear you clearly", and then Ling touched his head and said "keep eating, eat enough".
"..." Turning his head back to face the pink basin, the only thing left for the pup was the desire to throw it on Raiqie's face with one paw.
—Or because there is no Internet access in the Absolute Wing Pavilion, Gouzi once searched all over the world for newspapers from a month and a half ago, trying to find clues to prove that his body is indeed not dead. One day, he finally found a stack of mines in the corner of the bookshelf I cut the old newspapers I had read, and was happily trying to drag them off the bookshelf, when the back spirit appeared again, and he didn't know when he appeared quietly, squatting behind the pup like a Tarzan, with a terrifying expression The tone said "does the puppy want to read the newspaper".
Yeah, I want to see it, but shall I tell you I want to see it
I won't.
Ruan Xiangyuan turned his head, and showed a bloody and tearful expression at this stupid master who liked to talk nonsense but recently said something accurate, then grabbed the stack of newspapers, squatted on it and urinated, covering his face with his glass heart He walked away in blood.
—Or, when Rachel was sitting behind the desk looking at those piles of documents that seemed to be piled up forever, the pup lay on the sofa and yawned boredly, and threw his dog paw on the tablet in front of him. He accurately drew a perfect "S" shape in the thrown fruit to complete a five-hit combo, and when he was about to break the record set by the stupid master when he was idle and playing, he felt a pair of shots on his back hair. Burning gaze.
This time there is no need to hesitate at all, the pup stepped on the only mine in the pile of fruits on the screen without hesitation, the game is over, and the crown of the king of fruit cutting will be worn on the head of the stupid master forever, congratulations Stupid master, starting from today, in any scoring game, the only one who can beat you is yourself
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——The most perverted time was when Ruan Xiangyuan just woke up and got up and stumbled towards his toilet next to the door. Watching the pup pee by the door, and after he finished peeing, he said an earth-shattering sentence: "Do you miss the feeling of peeing standing up?"
Ruan Xiangyuan: “…………………………………………”
Mom, help!
The result of the day was that Ruan Xiangyuan repeated the tragedy of the first day when he came to the Jueyin Pavilion. The boss was not too young, and he stepped on the urinal and rolled over with his paw.
—When you go to the restaurant, you can’t work so hard to be cute with the uncle who shares the meal.
—When he went out for a walk, he could only say goodbye to the reluctant (and not) hens and tell them that he would no longer be able to play happily with them.
—When I was sleeping, I didn’t dare to talk casually, for fear that someone would accidentally say a well-spoken human speech, such as “Leiqie dies”.
——Even walking has become well-behaved. The pup always reminds himself to behave like a dog. He is already so nervous that sometimes even when walking, his left leg will catch his right leg.
Ruan Xiangyuan felt that he would go crazy if this went on—
And these are nothing, what made him scratch his head the most was that Rachel didn't throw away the stack of newspapers that made him urinate once, as if on purpose, only threw away the top few stained newspapers. It was wet, and the rest I looked at roughly for a few times and didn't see anything, so I put it back in the cabinet intact—you said why don't you throw it away, huh? Save the table for dinner? Did you eat the promised cleanliness? Do you still remember that you have a clean freak
Can't you just throw it away
You can't throw it away! ! ! !
I pass by it every morning, the newspapers waiting in the bookcase bloom like lotus flowers, the east wind does not come, the catkins in March do not fly, my heart is like a small lonely city, I want to read newspapers, I want to read newspaper. But it is in the dark corner of the bookcase, smiling and telling me——
My paws are beautiful. I can’t read newspapers. I can only hold my head high and pass by.
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Pass by, and control your head not to pass by at an angle.
I walked past the things I was full of longing for, and my eyes couldn't reveal the slightest longing for the stack of newspapers. Do you know how hard it is for me, stupid master! ! ! I'm just a dog! ! ! Damn! ! ! Do you think that's the right thing to do with a poor puppy? ! ! Are you sensible! ! !
Isn't it crazy? ! ! ah! ! ! ! !
I just want to know if I am dead or not. If I am dead, I will continue to be my dog with peace of mind. If I am not dead, I can only be my dog right now. ah! ! !
Ruan Xiangyuan realized at this time that being a dog is not difficult, and being a human is not difficult. The real difficulty is that it is very difficult to pretend to be as stupid as a dog when you are clearly a human.
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On a snowy afternoon outside the window, when Lei Qie went out for a high-level meeting, there was finally only Ruan Xiangyuan, a dog, left in the cell. It’s rare to be quiet, first he was comfortable and smacked his mouth as much as he wanted, and then fell asleep, the pup got up and shook his head—the next second, it was as if he was in a daze, when he came back to his senses At that time, he seemed to have accidentally moved in an instant, and he was already squatting upright beside the bookshelf——
He looked up at the stack of newspapers that Rache had placed loosely in the corner of the bookshelf on purpose, and he could easily grab it with his paws. At this moment, he had maintained this posture for about ten years. It's been minutes.
Finally, when a large piece of icy snow hit the window with a soft crack, the dog's ears moved, and at the same time, he seemed to hear a sensitive thread in his dog's mind. The threads snapped in unison, and he opened his mouth, making a difficult decision, taking a step he thought he would never take—
This is one small step for a bastard, but one giant leap for Ruan Xiangyuan.
He pulled down the large stack of newspapers, rolled them around to have a good time, and then spread them out one by one, stepping on his paws and reading them all over. From the stock market to finance to entertainment gossip, all he saw was Ruan Xiangyuan. When it was time to spend flowers, he finally found something that made his heart beat in the corner of a certain newspaper——
On January 1, 2020, Chen Lei (21 years old), the son of the wealthy businessman Chen Ziyang, was traveling with his friends. Due to a sudden dispute, the two sides did not agree with each other and drew their knives at each other. At 3:25 p.m. that day, he died after rescue efforts failed
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An insider of the Fundamental News revealed that it was Ruan Xiangyuan (20 years old), the son of the president of the Ruan Hospital, who had the dispute with Chen Lei. As of today, the court has completed the first-instance verdict, and sentenced Ruan Xiangyuan to 25 years for intentional homicide.
On the same day, Ruan Ye fell into a coma due to being hit in the back of the head and was sent to the nursing ward for observation. After consultation and investigation, the court agreed to postpone his sentence and change it to Ruan Woke up immediately.
January 4, 2o2o Reporter from the Japanese newspaper: Yu xx
The puppy lowered his head and watched the news for a long time.
Until a big hand fell on his head.
Ruan Xiangyuan couldn't react for a while, and turned his head to meet Lei Qie's blue eyes. The man stretched out his hand to pick up the newspaper under the son's buttocks and read it. Then he chuckled and said something that Ruan Xiangyuan If you want to fly from the window on the 31st floor in an instant—
"Your name was Chen Lei when you were human?"
Ruan Xiangyuan: “……………………………………”
Lei Qie: "This name, tsk. But I have heard of your father, Chen Ziyang, who has done a lot of business in country X, but it seems to have something to do with smuggling. It has subsided a bit in recent years, but before that, he did not suffer less from my old man. Take care."
Ruan Xiangyuan: “……………………………………”
Lei Qie: "Well, this kid surnamed Ruan seems to be still alive, do you want to kill him for you? You're welcome."
At this moment, Ruan Xiangyuan only had four affectionate words to say to Lei Qie in his heart, and that was:
Grass your uncle.
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The agreement with the stupid master, Qi, you also have friends and your family affairs in prison, believe me, I am also very busy, don't keep pestering me, let me go shi.
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