u8 novel after Lei Qie wiped Ruan Xiangyuan's snot, before the pup could touch him, he wiped the snot on his back. In the pup's silence, the man mumbled and complained twice, and finally turned around and walked in. The bathroom—yes, the one-or-done clean freak who wiped the pup's nose and then took a shower to wash his hands.
A few days ago, I rolled the carpet with my father for a whole day, and I didn't see you so nervous, pretentious! Squatting at the door of the bathroom, listening to the sound of running water from the shower and chewing his nails, the pup snorted vigorously to express his dissatisfaction. At this time, his little sadness from waking up from the nightmare was completely gone. Diluted by Rachel's tortoise.
Opened his mouth wide and yawned, he lazily raised his paw and kicked the bathroom door, the pup walked away with bumpy steps—
The son of a bitch is not chattering anymore, while Lei Qie is taking a bath, he has to do a big job
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"Falcon, you still..."
The words that were not finished were stuck in the corner of his lips and were swallowed abruptly back into his stomach. When the red-haired man walked out of the bathroom, he saw his puppy lying on the side of the coffee table with its butt pouted, Jumping and stretching its big paws to reach the opened package of milk-flavored pudding—
The sound of Lei Qie's footsteps walking out of the bathroom scared the guilty guy enough, he shuddered violently, the bastard bounced back, the whole huge body was thrown out by himself in a strange parabola, fell to the ground and pressed After the wound, he still had the face to get up and rolled his eyes fiercely at Lei Qie.
The adults don't remember the villains, the wind and the big waves are coming, of course Rachel will not make things difficult for this little thing, he took two steps forward and picked up the monkey boy's collar and threw it on the soft sofa. After struggling upside down for a while, he jumped up from the sofa and rushed to the bag of pudding that was close at hand—and Lei Qie sneered, pretending that he didn't see anything, and threw the bath towel in his hand to the ground. On the back of the seat, when the pup bit the lid of the pudding with a "snap", he turned around and took the tablet that was charging aside.
In Ruan Xiangyuan's dictionary, there is no reason to eat food in two parts. He decisively swept the opened pudding cover under the sofa with his paw. A piece of the sofa sank heavily, and when I looked up from the pudding, I realized that Leiqie was comfortably occupying two-thirds of the entire sofa. Give him the tablet...
As if feeling Ruan Xiangyuan's gaze, Lei Qie raised his eyelids and looked at him indifferently, but at the first second of seeing each other, the son of a bitch immediately moved away his wretched little Eyes—he is not afraid of anything, but he is afraid of hearing one of the two names "Chen Lei" or "Ruan Xiangyuan" from Lei Qie's mouth again, and the sentence following "Ruan Xiangyuan" must be "do you want to?" kill him".
Lei Qie patted the place next to his hand without raising his head while holding the tablet.
"..."
It took three seconds to hesitate, and the fourth second to remember who was the boss.
So the son of a bitch went over obediently, talking about pudding, and leaned over his furry head to look at the computer screen in Lei Qie's hand, only to find out that his selfie of the dog-faced sunflower in Elizabeth circle did not know when it was captured by Lei Qie. At first glance, that stupid dog face will appear every time you lock the keyboard and return to the menu. For some reason, Ruan Xiangyuan suddenly felt an inexplicable sense of shame
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"Falcon, come here."
Accompanied by a faint order, the pudding that the son of a bitch was muttering in his mouth was sent into the trash can under his watchful eyes. Lei Qie put the tablet computer on his lap, and then pulled the husky squatting next to him, staring at the trash can three times in a daze, with one hand—in fact, if Ruan Xiangyuan was still as big as he was two months ago, Lei Qie would have put it on his lap, but now...
To put it in a ruthless sentence, it is probably—
The size is not right.
Lei Qie opened a movie casually, and then held the tablet computer with one hand, and hugged Ruan Xiangyuan's dog neck squatting on the sofa with the other hand—if the camera angle at this moment was changed, looking from behind the sofa, We will be able to easily see the red-haired man hugging a dog's head intimately, his strong hands resting on the pup's non-existent thick neck, and the two stars range from color to size to thickness to proportion and race. Different heads cling together like sweet couples who have just fallen in love.
And when the man speaks in a low voice, the pricked ears on the dog's head will shake quickly, indicating that although you talk a lot of nonsense, Mr. Dog, I am really listening—
Ruan Xiangyuan didn't know the rhythm of the two old men squatting tightly together on the small sofa watching fresh Japanese girls' movies.
But to be honest, a stupid master may not be a good master, but he might be a good father in the future—
For example, although the man is an out-and-out divine logic, when he grabbed Ruan Xiangyuan and said, "This is a heart-warming healing film, the dog is good, and he won't cry after watching the movie", for a moment, the dog The cub was almost moved to forgive his stupid behavior of "Chen Lei" and "Ruan Xiangyuan".
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But an hour later, Ruan Xiangyuan once again proved with a meat test that even the punctuation marks of Lei Qie's words could only be half believed.
What they saw was indeed a heart-warming healing film—at least when the screen first came on and the content within the first forty minutes was absolutely like this.
The name of the movie is "Ten Promises with Dogs"
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After the small and fresh tone of the title, when such subtitles popped up on the screen, Ruan Xiangyuan just thought, "Hey, this name is so familiar".
Until the golden retriever cub in the movie that was not high-end and elegant compared to the husky appeared, the stupid Comrade Ruan Xiangyuan still didn’t associate this movie with a certain Japanese original book in Rachel’s bookcase——
Even in the past two months, Rachel had actually read that book to him countless times, and it was almost becoming a bedtime story for a pup.
After that day, even after a long time, the son of a bitch still hates his illiterate habit of not reading books or newspapers, because if Rachel had read this book before, he would not roll around with his head in his arms or hug him. He gnawed his nails back and forth, but listened carefully to a few words, so that the moment the title of the movie appeared in the opening credits, he could turn around and paw at the chin of the big liar beside him without hesitation.
Let’s look back at the camera. At that time, the content of the dog’s brain moved as the movie played, and its brain activity was like this:
Oh, this golden retriever is not as handsome as me—hey, the plot looks familiar—is this girl’s mother going to die? Sure enough—I really want to guess the plot. Is the little girl’s father going to lose his job—wait what? So good guess I don't remember being in any movies in my last life - I have a bad feeling - the stupid golden retriever won't end up dead hahaha -
In the rhythm of Ruan Xiangyuan's heart, the movie finally played to the end.
At the end of the movie, the golden retriever hugged the little girl’s previous sweater in his confusion, and kept on waiting for the grown-up little girl to appear. According to the ten promises between the little girl and the golden retriever named "Sock", one by one, they began to intersperse and replay all kinds of warm memories between them from childhood to adulthood...
When the screen of the movie went black, the last promise flashed—
When I leave this world, please watch me go, because with you by my side, I can travel to heaven happily. Please don't forget no matter what, I have always loved you.
There is no background music, and when the little girl is crying and calling the golden retriever's name, the silly Oscar-winning golden retriever dies.
die
! Lose! up!
Then the whole play ends, thank you for watching, this story is purely fictitious, any similarity is purely coincidental.
Ruan Xiangyuan: "……………………………"
If a dog's face can have rich expressions, then Ruan Xiangyuan believes that when the silly golden retriever closes its eyes, his dog's face is dull and surprised——
Why can a movie with this ending pass the review
Is it the law that a good movie ending must have a happy ending? ! !
And the director! ! ! Director, has your conscience been eaten by a sock? It’s so cute and so stupid. How can you let it die? Why did I spend more than an hour watching this movie? ! ! ! !
The puppy froze until the end of the cast list, he numbly turned his head to look at the expressionless Leiqie from the beginning to the end, when the dog's eyes met those blue calm pupils that were completely unresponsive When I went up, the owner of these pupils showed a shameless smile, and said slowly, "Do you not want to cry anymore?"
I'm sorry master, I shouldn't blame you, it's all my fault that I suddenly forgot that you are a god logic.
Not only did the so-called "stop crying after watching the movie" by the stupid owner appear, but the big paw hugged his nose from "I've cried enough" to "wait for a while, it seems like I can cry a little longer" - the big dog face is useless Buried under his paws, the pup was crying out of breath and snot bubbles, and felt that he would have to avoid all works that use "warm hearts" as their slogan from now on.
From then on, Ruan Xiangyuan never whimpered within the range that Lei Qie could see—
Because, if you originally just wanted to express your emotions for half an hour, then the soothing method that Lei Qie adopted will probably give you an afternoon of "humming".
Most importantly, he is really serious about trying to reassure you.
So while your heart is grieving your own share, you have to distract yourself from fighting your conscience——
Is it better to blame him, or not to blame him
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