u8 Novel When Ruan Xiangyuan squatted aside crying out of breath for the Oscar winner Golden Retriever, Lei Qie also hugged his knees and squatted at the dog's feet and waited patiently for it. "Crack" twice, seeing that the tears were about to brake, the man stretched out his big hand and patted the boy's head: "I think this is really a very touching movie, Falcon."
One sentence almost made the son of a bitch burst into bitter tears again.
Damn, I'm growing taller every day, don't you see? Stupid master, from the beginning I could only squat under the toilet and watch you, now I can just walk over and put my head on your lap to pretend to be cute and trick you into eating pudding, Don't you really see that I'm growing taller—
Do you know what it means for me to grow taller
It means I'm fucking getting old too! ! !
How did that Oscar winner sock die? !
Damn it! ! !
Think about it twelve years later, the old man will wait to see you for the last time before kicking his legs and braids. How dare you use your dead face like this to say "so touching" to the person next to you after I swallowed my last breath? Try—my mother got up from the sickness thousands of miles away, and the first thing I did was to go to the Absolute Wing Pavilion to get back my youth that was raped by pigs! !
"...Ah," facing the dog's angry grin, Lei Qie pondered for a moment, "Why do you make such an expression? Falcon, if you don't like it, watch another movie next time."
Ruan Xiangyuan: "Aww!"
—Rolling, rolling, I won’t go to the movies with you in the next life, you uncle, hello, pit god, goodbye, pit god!
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At dinner that day, in order to express his anger at the cheating and ungratefulness of his stupid master, the pup was so angry that he ate a piece of canned yellow peach. With an expression of "too delicious", it used its big paws to push the dog bowl with a piece of canned yellow peach left under Lei Qie's eyes, snorted its nose, and the dog shook its head and shook Lei Qie's dog hair on the dinner plate , Then, turned his head and walked away slowly.
Rachel was puzzled.
Only the clever Sui saw the dog's body language, propped his chin with one hand, and the black-haired man played with the spoon in his hand absently and said lazily: "There is still a piece of canned meat left, what is your son's mood today?" It's not good?"
Rachel suddenly realized
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It's a pity that the pup has already trotted out of the cafeteria at this time. When he ran outside, he looked back and found that his stupid master hadn't come to chase him. There were only deep and shallow paw prints left on the snow. He was silent for three seconds and faced The direction of time drooled all over the place, begging no one, the son of a bitch raised his paw and went back to the prison by himself.
At night, Ruan Xiangyuan also found a place at the foot of Leiqie's bed in disgust and lay down on the ground. When Leiqie came to grab it, he stepped on the man's handsome face very girlishly, but this time Accidentally, he didn't control the strength well, and when it took off its claws, he kicked a small red mark on the tip of the man's nose——
Lei Qie withdrew his hand, pulled the quilt over to the bed and fell asleep.
The pup in the dark groaned, fell down hard, and fell asleep as well.
The rhythm of the Cold War.
——As if to prove Ruan Xiangyuan’s conjecture during the day, in the dream that night, the son of a bitch fell from various upstairs in various postures. When the roof of the building was pushed down, the son of a bitch woke up suddenly, turned over and sat up, panting for a few breaths, and sweating coldly on his forehead.
The sky outside was barely bright yet. On Lei Qie's bedside, the fluorescent electronic watch pointed to 4:31 in the morning. Ruan Xiangyuan stared at the beating numbers for a while, and suddenly felt a little bit pee--flicked He raised his head, raised his paw and scratched his face, and was about to fall off the bed to find a toilet. When Ruan Xiangyuan lowered his head, he suddenly became very interested in Lei Qie's feet exposed outside the quilt—
He sniffed, and while the night was dark and windy, no one knew, he brought his big wet nose to Leiqie's feet, and took a deep sniff. When he raised his head and realized what he had done, With black lines all over his face, he felt that he was extremely perverted—but as if he couldn't control it, he sniffed the stupid master in his sleep from beginning to end.
The most touching part is the face.
The most dissatisfied place is the lower abdomen wrapped in a quilt.
After the puppy finished summing up, he smacked his mouth, and naturally raised his legs to pee.
Smooth water spewed out from the nipple, and the pup squinted his eyes obscenely, but when he habitually lowered his head to appreciate the shape of today's urine, healthy, unhealthy, angry, and not angry, he suddenly found something like what's wrong-
First, he usually squats and pees
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The puppy turned his head, looked at his left leg raised high in the air, and remained silent.
Second, he usually pees while standing on the hard wire fence of the special toilet.
The son of a bitch lowered his head, weighed his dead body, the softness under his feet made him continue to be silent.
On a normal day, the pup would probably stretch out his paws to scratch Raeche's face with a charming face at this time, waking up his stupid master, wagging his tail and yelling, I'm going to cross my legs, I'm fucking ready for a second breakfast Want to eat red eggs—however, in the face of the cruel reality, when Ruan Xiangyuan looked down and saw a map-like puddle of strange water on the dark quilt on Lei Qie's body, after a deathly silence, at this moment, he could only Want to escape from the room, escape from Building No. 2, escape from the Jueyin Pavilion, escape from the earth, and escape from the universe!
In short, escape to a place where Rachel will never find it!
I actually pissed on this man with a cleanliness, help me—director, wake up, director, I am so proud of my self-control! ! ! !
Stupid master! You are so handsome! At this moment, if I tell you with tears of affection that I am a biological tendency to grow up, will you believe it? Can you not take my skin off? ! !
I don't think you can.
so…
So I met the master, I think we need to pause for a moment to give each other a calm time; meet the master, I think it’s good for us to stop here, in the days when we will never see each other again, I wish you happiness!
When Ruan Xiangyuan silently said goodbye to Lei Qie while vomiting blood in his heart, his whole body was already groping out of bed lightly without stopping his brain—if he could expect Lei Qie to wake up from oversleeping today By the time the quilt was dry, there were no traces of crime on it, so at this time, for the safety of his life, he decided to go out for a while—
Just waking up and getting angry + the stupid owner who found out that he was peed all over = he was going to be beaten to death = the unbearable pain in the life of the pup.
Facing the threat of being skinned and cramped by Lei Qie, Ruan Xiangyuan once again showed his unpredictable physical limit—he usually walks here and there with chairs or vases upside down, and in such a dark early morning, he looks like a bird A slender ghost dog walked out of Rachel's room without a sound
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It came to the elevator, stood on its hind legs, bent, jumped up, and pressed the button on the first floor with its big paw.
When the door of the elevator opened in front of Gou Zizi, squatting in front of the dark elevator door, Gou Zizi gave a silly "quack" giggle twice, and tiptoed in with his paws.
So in this quiet early morning, Ruan Xiangyuan achieved his first great escape as "letting go without opening the door". He moved quickly along the wall in the dark. The manicured nails that had just been grabbed by Rachel accompanied him bumping forward, making a rhythmic light "click" sound when they hit the cold marble floor.
The internal passages of the Jueji Building are closed at night, and the only option that the son of a bitch can do is to get out of Building No. 2 and go outside—fortunately, there was no snow last night, and the snow on the main road was trampled by other prisoners during the day It’s a mess, saves the trouble of covering up his own paw prints, Ruan Xiangyuan smartly notices every step he takes to let his paws step on the footprints of other stupid humans...
So in this windy early morning, when everyone was in deep sleep, there was a lunatic husky outside the No. Creeping forward in a curious posture.
The road that can be run wildly in half a minute usually took us fifteen minutes today. When it successfully jumped out of the snow and stepped firmly on the soil of the forest, it was probably due to lack of exercise on weekdays. Because of the reason, its claws are so sore that it doesn't look like its own claws—
Resting on the spot for a minute, Ruan Xiangyuan happily marched towards Eli's vegetable garden before dawn—
First go say hello to your hen friends.
It is also necessary to touch two eggs for breakfast.
When Rachel woke up, the quilt that symbolized the arrival of my puberty... Uh, this kind of thing that feels so bad just thinking about it, let's talk about it later!
Ruan Xiangyuan walked awkwardly through the woods with a low body. When he passed the public flower bed in the middle of the four buildings, he suddenly heard something terrible—wheezing, snapping, passionate sex, who else was talking What's lighter, it hurts, I want to refuse but still greet
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The pup's ears moved, his paws paused, and the next step was tangled for a long time but he couldn't take it out. When it retracted its paws with a full face, the bushes on top of his head were pulled away, and a pair of The big hand accurately grabbed his collar and carried him out like a child—
"It's just Rachel's dog, let's see how scared you are." The man who was carrying him sneered, and when he turned around to talk to the adulterer hiding behind the flowerbed, his voice was very magnetic, but there was a tinge of it. It was uncomfortable to listen to cynicism... The man lowered his head, leaned close to the furry face of the pup with the help of the little natural light in the sky, and whistled like teasing a bird, "Puppy , why don't you sleep here in the middle of the night?"
As soon as his big face came closer, Ruan Xiangyuan could see clearly what he looked like.
When Ruan Xiangyuan saw what he looked like, he knew the big deal—
After dawn, Rachel probably won't just have a cramp and peel his skin, well, if he can go back alive.
At this moment, the man who is carrying it like a duck is the man on the 28th floor of Building No. 3. To be more specific, he is the one who had a hot fight with Mira at the meeting on Monday morning...
etc.
Mila.
The son of a bitch turned his head in pain, and sure enough, he saw a familiar face cautiously protruding from the back of the flower bed. It was a world of ice and snow, and this white lotus was not too cold, but the upper body was wearing a dress that did not belong to him in terms of size. After seeing Ruan Xiangyuan, he breathed a sigh of relief.
Ruan Xiangyuan took his relieved breath deeply into his heart—now the dog is so depressed that his stomach almost falls to his tail.
On top of the son of a bitch, the young man in Building No. 3 let out another sneer of unknown meaning—compared to Mira's naked body, except for the neckline being opened and the lower body belt being pulled apart, the man's clothes were completely naked. Wear it completely on his body.
A tear mole in the corner of his right eye is extremely evil. The tall, but unexpectedly feminine man held Ruan Xiangyuan in front of him, stretched out a finger, and scratched the dog's chin with a smile—
"Oh, whoever sees it belongs to him. Go home with the dog and the big brother."
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