After the u8 novel and that smiling, silly face looked at each other for three seconds, he was a filial son when he was alive, and a dog with a filial heart after death. You can't guess I killed my parents" face expressed that he couldn't accept it, and he growled twice from his throat, and the son of a bitch turned around to show that he couldn't see it—during this movement, he saw it from the corner of his eye In addition to the flower rolls that were placed on the coffee table, there is another complete one that is placed on the table at this moment.
Ruan Xiangyuan: "..."
The paw that was lifted up and was about to leave couldn’t be put down at this moment. The blue dog’s eyes stared at the flower rolls in the plastic bag on the coffee table, almost dripping blood. Anyway, the poison that should be eaten was eaten, even if Inside is Crane Crown Red Sandwich without any food additives—once the primary problem of whether or not you will be poisoned to death is successfully resolved, integrity and so on will not matter.
Ruan Xiangyuan sticks out his tongue like a statue, holding his untouched paw fixed in mid-air, like a statue of a husky cub—that tangled dog, is it for the sake of Lei Qie's face to continue to be hungry Stomach is good, let's eat first...
The face of the stupid master is of course very important.
But... But he is so handsome, of course he won't be disgraced just because of a Hanamaki, right
Yes, definitely not.
Thinking of this, the dog turned around decisively and changed direction, jumped up with good bounce and rushed towards the tea table, quickly hooked his big paw on the edge of the plastic bag, and slammed towards himself—as the one in the plastic bag The flower roll was thrown into the air in a parabolic shape, and the son of a bitch groaned and jumped and firmly squeezed the flower roll into the big dog's mouth. Then a tiger with a full score of 10 and a score of 10 landed, and stood on the ground for a moment. Half-closed his eyes, he lazily raised his hind paws and scratched his belly, and the dog jumped up and down, muttering rolls, and went to eat in the corner
.
The tearful man sat on the carpet, with a slight smile on his lips. He watched the series of actions of the dog very interestingly. After the latter took the flower roll, he decisively left him with a chic and contemptuous smile. Behind the strong back, the man groaned, and changed his direction just sitting on the ground. He was facing the corner of Ruan Xiangyuan, and propped his chin with one hand—
"Puppy, you are so cute, it's really a pity to be raised by a dull gourd like Lei Qie."
Yes, it's not a pity to be raised by you.
Without raising his head, the dog tore off a piece of flower roll and chewed viciously, while silently complaining in his heart——
You can use Lao Tzu to do dog body poison test every day, today croton tomorrow saffron, and the day after tomorrow stir the croton saffron left by Lao Tzu and mix it with some water is another new project... Waiting for you to become a transcendent When there are a series of big-breasted female doctors such as Aisha Lisa, you will be the first person in the Absolute Wing Pavilion, and then you will sit in the position of the king in Building 3 on the second day after you win this supreme glory Come on, give me a three-foot white silk or a glass of poisoned wine
hehe.
Thank you Lord Ron.
Don't compare buddies, you can't even match a toe of the stupid master—
Note that when I said this, my heart was extremely calm and objective, and I didn't even say it from the perspective of Rachel's brainless fan.
The man with the mole raised his hand and touched his face: "You will have a very happy life with me."
Ruan Xiangyuan: "Bah!"
-hair!
—You can’t wait to say this sentence within ten minutes after feeding Lao Tzu the poison, aren’t you really guilty? !
"But you have to forget Lei Qie." The mole man propped his chin, stretched out his long arms and grabbed the half-eaten flower roll on the coffee table, and stared at the pasta in his hand for a while, "From now on You are my dog now, let's call you Hanamaki
! "
Ruan Xiangyuan: "Bah!"
—Uncle is sick and takes medicine, why did you give up treatment! Do you think if you call Hanamaki at me, I will answer you, unless I have a brain hole! !
The man with a tear mole: "Hanjuan, do you still drink soy milk? There is no addition."
Ruan Xiangyuan: "Oh!"
-drink!
The tearful man's eyes turned into crescent moons with a smile: "Oh, you are finally willing to look up to me. Hanamaki is a good name, right?"
Ruan Xiangyuan: "..."
Raising his paw and scratching his nose in embarrassment, Ruan Xiangyuan felt deeply worried about his IQ for the first time—this mole man, Jupiter, was sent by heaven to deal with it's nemesis, or how could his IQ drop after meeting him? The speed of the free fall falls in a straight line
…or the feng shui of Building Three is not good for a dog's brain development.
"Hanjuan Hanjuan, I'll give you all the soy milk, big brother is a good man."
The mole man pushed the plate to the pup's paws—different from Rachel, after this action, Rachel would usually just squat beside the pup and stare at the pup with those terrifying blue eyes until it would All the food was eaten until there was no residue left, but the mole man was different. After pushing the plate over, he returned it back in a neat manner, as if he didn't see the puppet passing through the gap between his head and the plate while drinking soy milk. Gap looked at him with triangular eyes, and after retreating, the mole man took the initiative to clean up the chaotic food leftovers on the coffee table, and even bent down to pick up the plastic bag that Ruan Xiangyuan dragged to the ground when he snatched the rolls—
This picture of self-sufficient food and clothing made the pup stare straight away——
But in the next second, this kind of thinking was destroyed... Under the disapproving gaze of the son of a bitch, the man with a tear mole swept all the leftover flower rolls into the trash can. From the remaining volume of the flower rolls, it can be seen It can be concluded that he is not hungry at all, what he did before was just to seduce the pups into being deceived—damn, he is so scheming and vicious! Even dogs count! ! Pretending to be human! ! ! !
So when the tearful mole man raised his head, he saw the dumb dog face not far away, staring at him in a daze, with a piece of flower roll on his face—
With a snort, he threw away the trash can while laughing, and took the flower roll out of the dog's mouth and threw it into the trash can. This action made the dog who "has eaten all the food on the table be called the end of the meal" The cub fell into even greater shock, for a moment he even forgot to jump up and rush into the trash can to grab back his half-eaten breakfast—
When it rushed over with its paws, the mole man raised the trash can high: "A good dog can't turn over the trash can."
! "
Ruan Xiangyuan rushed to nothing, hugged his thigh suddenly to stabilize his body that was about to fall into a dog's shit, and when he took a second to see clearly what he was hugging his thigh, he let go of it in disgust. He took two steps back, bared his teeth and let out a low growl.
- Grass you uncle! Keep these words and tell the kindergarten children, and return Laozi Hanjuan! ! ! I haven't finished eating yet! ! ! waste! ! Prodigal! ! !
Then the pup watched helplessly as the tearful man put the trash can on the high stand.
Ruan Xiangyuan: "..."
The tearful man narrowed his eyes with a smile, and said excitedly to the embarrassing son of a bitch, "Hanajuan, do you know what the highest state of prodigal is?"
Ruan Xiangyuan: "Bah!"
- Know, is your pronoun! spendthrift!
Man with tear mole: "Hanamaki Hanamaki."
Ruan Xiangyuan: "Aww!"
— Hanamaki? Who is Hanamaki? ! Where are the Hanamaki? ! Where is the scroll! You put down the trash can, I'll take a look and I'll tell you!
The man with a tear mole happily told the dog his cold joke: "A prodigal family means defeating the world once and defeating the world twice—"
Ruan Xiangyuan: "..."
The smile in the tearful man's eyes was even stronger. He bent down, stretched out his finger and poked it, and squatted on the ground in a daze, looking up at the wet black nose of his pup with his three-chinned head: "Then, Husband and wife lose."
Husband and wife lose.
Wife vs. defeat
.
To lose.
defeat.
Ruan Xiangyuan: "………………"
Damn it!
The first thunder of winter? ! ! !
I said that if this is the case, big brother, you succeeded, you really succeeded! Listen, listen to the winter thunder rolling outside the window, dear! !
Ruan Xiangyuan said that the shock he received at this moment was no less frightening than the first time he heard Lei Qie say "eat, rice" with a slumped face. The son of a bitch even thought that compared to being pointed at his nose by the man in front of him with a smile on his face, , and then said things about humans and animals in a shy tone, Rachel's "eat and eat" is nothing!
What a fart! ! !
Husband and wife lose their farts! !
Who is the husband? ! Who is the wife! ! I know you? I married you because I didn't fucking know you? ! I'm going to marry you before I know your name? ! If you hadn't dragged me by the collar in the middle of the night without any discussion and dragged me by the mouth to keep me from being kidnapped, I would never have looked at you for the second time in my fucking life—
Wake up!
"Don't be too surprised. After all, after seeing people for a long time, it always feels a little fresh to see new species."
As if seeing the pup moving his fat butt back inch by inch stiffly, the man with a tear mole easily closed the distance between them with one step under the pup's desperate gaze. He hugged the pup and rubbed him with a smile Rubbing his furry face, he said slowly in his deliberately elongated and lazy voice—
"Ah, I really like you when I see you. I don't know why, but Rachel's things can't help but want to grab them and use them."
Ruan Xiangyuan: Use it? ! =mouth=
for what
how to use! !
... ... He never used me, really, you can find something else to "use"
! !
The dog's face was stiff, and he stretched his neck to the side, trying to avoid the mole man's rubbing. The dog's paws stepped on that face for many times, and then he heard the great god who was holding him say leisurely: " For example, Rachel's new little lover is very useful, tsk tsk, it sounds really nice."
brat:"… … … … … "
Ruan Xiangyuan felt that his ears were going blind.
Stupid master, where are you, come quickly, I was kidnapped by a pervert, he was still happily broadcasting to me the bad thing about him and Bai Lianhua, if you don’t come, he will tell me about Long Yang’s sixty-eight styles up-
"That child, tsk tsk, the taste is really good, but it's a pity that he is a little stupid."
Ruan Xiangyuan: "Huh... huh?"
—Stupid? Where is the stupidity
The man sitting cross-legged on the ground put down the raised puppy, and pressed its furry face against his firm belly, so Ruan Xiangyuan was forced to lie on his belly, listening The buzzing voice came from the top of the head, and the tear mole man smiled cheerfully and said—
"What a cute kid, don't agree to what you can't do, and now you regret running into the Absolute Wing Pavilion—the result is still the same? Tsk tsk, although I really hate the kind of people who don't talk about it—"
Ruan Xiangyuan: "..."
"It's just Rachel's stuff, but I couldn't help but want to use it, so I pretended to sincerely agree to his request—well, as long as he is willing to use it for me..."
Compared with the drill, "use, use" is so elegant that it makes people cry. The son said that he almost doesn't know the three words "use, use".
"You don't know, your master's first love lover found me the second day after entering the Absolute Wing Pavilion. Guess what that child said?"
The pup pricked up his ears.
The tearful man smiled and said—
"'Please help me get rid of Rachel.'"
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