U8 novel Leiqie: "?"
Ruan Xiangyuan: "..."
Rachel: "Let's go."
Without giving the bastard any more buffer time, after throwing down such a sentence in a neutral manner, the man turned around decisively and walked out without even looking back—
Ruan Xiangyuan, who was left chaotic in the wind and bravely trying to figure out the holy meaning—
Are you fucking angry
This is fucking angry
!
Is this the rhythm of "If you have business to do, solve your mistakes first, I will record it in the account and wait until I have time to get angry with you"? If the anger value is so easy to control, can I invite you to yell one, two, three next time so that I can get ready? —Of course, if you can, please don’t be angry, I’m so young and handsome, I haven’t seen enough of this beautiful world, why are you willing to throw my dog’s eyes into the boiling kettle
... How do you want me to look directly at the boiling water you make me goat milk every morning
I used to think that the sound of the kettle screaming when the water boiled was the most beautiful and happiest melody in the world-but now, such a sound can only make me think of the strange white and black being boiled and constantly bobbing up and down with the boiling water. Eyeballs...
As a three-month-old husky cub who has just lost its teeth, after witnessing such scenes that are not suitable for dogs, I think I will never love again, stupid master, what do you think
... Yes, I am a medical student, so when you gouged out Hawkeye's eyes, I can still comfort myself. The experimental corpse was replaced with a new species of corpse that can jump and scream in pain, that's all.
However, no matter how I deceive myself, I can't imagine that there is such a step in the teaching book as "8: Throw your eyes into boiling water, put the lid on, and heat the water for three minutes".
So my three views are broken, stupid master, thanks to you.
You invented the "eighth step of illusion" of human anatomy, and then washed your hands as if nothing happened, leaving no cloud behind.
"..."
Ruan Xiangyuan hesitated on the sofa for three seconds. When Lei Qie used the authority of the king to push open the door of Hawkeye's cell, the squeaky sound came into the dog's ears. His furry ears moved, and his head stretched forward. Stretching, just when he was about to touch his head quietly to see if the man with a mole lying on the ground was still breathing—
"Are you going to spend the night here?"
Rachel turned her head and asked in a very ordinary tone
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The puppy suddenly retracted his neck, raised his chest and raised his head, standing at attention and taking a rest.
What Leiqie said was a question with a complex structure that looked like an interrogative sentence but was actually a declarative sentence, but was essentially an imperative imperative sentence.
For a split second, the son of a bitch suppressed his urge to nod desperately—although it was unconscionable to do so, but compared with the so-called unknown fear of "it will be your turn when you go back", staying with the kidnapper and continuing to live as a hostage Sounds more attractive, what should I do
... At least the man with the tear mole doesn't look like he will tear up tickets.
But stupid master, do you know that starting about ten minutes ago, your face seemed to be silently screaming unwilling to be alone, such as "It doesn't matter if the kidnapper doesn't tear up the ticket, I will tear it up for him"... and so on.
At this time, facing the question of the stupid master, although he really wanted to poke his dog's head hard, Ruan Xiangyuan knew very well that if he chose to stay here at this time, which is obviously contrary to Chang Lun's option, he would just "goug out his eyes on the spot right now." "It's just the difference between "go back and eat and drink enough and then get your eyes gouged out".
"Falcon?" Rachel raised his eyebrows impatiently again, and called the son of a bitch by his name.
"... ouch."
Come, come, don't bark.
"Stupid dog, barking so badly."
"..."
I'm just a stupid dog and not a twittering oriole. I'm so sorry.
In line with the principle of not being able to die in a foreign country, in the 120,000 entanglements, the son of a bitch lifted his butt off the ground hesitantly, and took the first step calmly—unprecedented, three The one-and-a-half-month-old husky lowered his head, and for the first time obediently followed the man's footsteps like a wronged little daughter-in-law.
It was as if eyes suddenly grew on the top of the head. When passing the eagle eye, he successfully completed the "detour", and walked all the way to Leiqie's feet with his head down. Except for knocking over a trash can, there was no pig teammate behavior, so that when he staggered to keep up with Lei Qie's pace and came to the king's special elevator one by one, the bastard couldn't help it. look back at my ass
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Lei Qie: "What are you looking at? I won't spank your ass in a while, don't worry."
Ruan Xiangyuan: "..."
How deep do you think a living being is before he can rest assured after hearing your words
Ruan Xiangyuan anxiously stared at the jumping numbers on the elevator. When the cursor jumped to the twenty-eighth floor, the dog's heart sank suddenly. He felt that he had taken another big step away from being ripped off——
And, to make matters worse, when the elevator exclusive to Wang opened in front of them, Lei Qie said before walking in: "I also saw the urine on the quilt."
This sentence was like a thunderbolt falling from the sky, which shocked the dog who had raised his paw halfway, and then suddenly retracted the step he was about to take. The dog just squatted firmly at the elevator door, fluffy "Goodbye, master, go away, master, I'll send it here, you don't mind."
At the moment when the puppy was counting down excitedly and waiting for the elevator doors to close, Rachel lazily stretched out his feet to block the metal door that was about to close, stretched out his finger, and pressed the button that kept the door open—
So Ruan Xiangyuan raised his head and watched Lei Qie's handsome face change from clearly visible to disappearing behind the door and finally become clearly visible again.
Ruan Xiangyuan: "..."
Rachel raised an eyebrow.
Ruan Xiangyuan: "..."
The only reaction the pup can make to this is to turn around and run away with a whimper.
The dog's paws were crackling on the marble floor. At that moment, Ruan Xiangyuan felt that he was about to fly up to the sky and to freedom. His big tail was stretched and swung as it ran—when it ran more than ten meters away , At this moment, Leiqie, who finally came back to his senses, cursed in a low voice, stepped out of the elevator, and chased after the bastard running wildly in front of him.
Ruan Xiangyuan stuck out his tongue out of the big dog's mouth. When he rolled and scrambled and almost rolled his face into a ball, he rushed all the way down the stairs. Lei Qie followed behind and failed to catch up with it for a while. —So at this moment, in the empty stairwell of Building No. 3, there are alternating sounds of "dong dong dong" and "da da da"—
Until chasing after the bastard all the way, Rachel looked up and saw the red sign symbolizing the fifth floor—
The man's face turned black, his big hand that was holding on to the handrail of the stairs suddenly stretched out his veins, and an Olympic champion who could rival the vaulting horse turned over the handrail, his slender legs crossed and exchanged nimbly in the air, accompanied by a strong hand around his waist. And twisting forcefully, the red-haired man used only the strength of one arm to send his whole body out with the armrest as a support point. During the whole body's fall, the vacant hand grabbed the railing next to him to stop Grasping the falling trend, he quickly turned over and grabbed the railing with both hands, and then just pushed up with one leg. In the next second, Lei Qie landed firmly on the half of the stairs on the second floor
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The whole movement is done in one go, as smooth as flowing clouds and flowing water.
This difficult and highly completed movement scared the pup who was rolling down the stairs with his face from beginning to end. Seeing that he couldn't stop the brakes and was about to bump into the King Yama, the pup slipped twice under his paws , turned around and wanted to run upstairs—
But this time, a big hand reached out and grabbed its tail firmly.
Ruan Xiangyuan: "……………………………"
Foul, foul!
Because of the continuous explosive movements, Lei Che's breathing was also a little uneven. One hand was holding the dog's tail, and the other hand was raised to wipe off the sweat from his chin: "... caught it."
Even though his voice still sounded so calm.
He dragged the pup in his hand over, slapped Ruan Xiangyuan so hard that he couldn't even lift his tail, and then the man stopped his violent movements expressionlessly—
"Still running or not?"
"..."
"say."
"Beep!"
…
When the people in Building No. 2 clamored to go in, "Look for the boss and the dog", and the people in Building No. 3 blocked the door and scolded "Where did the boss come from, where did the dog come from?" I don't know who called "Boss" in a voice full of surprises—
The crowd fell silent for a moment.
.
The people in Building No. 3 turned around, and when they saw the tall figure of Wang from Building No. 2 coming out of the stairwell, they almost squinted their eyes.
People in Building Three:
"Rachel!"
"When did you come in?"
"Ah, I seemed to hear the sound of windows breaking on the upper floor just now, could it be—"
"Fuck! What are you doing here! Isn't this Building No. 3?!"
People in the second building:
"Boss, why are you so slow!"
"Boss, have you taught that bastard a lesson?"
"Did the boss find it?"
"Boss, why did you bring us here to kill you and you haven't said anything yet?"
The scene was so noisy that it was as if the king of heaven held a press conference to announce his strong return to the entertainment industry. As the center of all the questions, Lei Qie just raised his eyelids calmly and answered everyone's questions in two words, including why he It took me so long to show up—
"Catch the dog."
Everyone: "..."
This should have been a standard shot for a hero to come on stage.
If it wasn't for the man who was followed by an oil bottle - it seemed that a tragic, touching and inspiring movie would have ended perfectly at this point, but the director didn't know what was going on, and he insisted on showing the behind-the-scenes footage of the **** …
At this moment, a star face that everyone is familiar with... No, it's the face of a dog. That fat husky cub who walks like a wave is following Lei Qie's feet tightly, looking like he is trying to Squeeze out quickly from the door of the stairwell that is about to close—
So, when the handsome young man who appeared in everyone's eyes walked towards everyone silently, coolly and blatantly, a gray round creature was firmly clamped behind him. in the door that is about to close
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Those who witnessed this scene were silent, and those who did not witness this scene were shouting, applauding and throwing flowers to welcome Leiqie back.
"..." The dog looked around and found that the crowd was so chaotic that no one seemed to notice him, so he seized the time to hold his paws stuck outside the door, raised his neck and squeezed out with all his might, and moved forward by about a millimeter. Afterwards, it found itself stuck even tighter.
Behind the hero Lei Qie, a movement suddenly appeared in the background that should have been static, which made the bastard who should not have been the focus of everyone suddenly become the focus of everyone.
This time all were silent.
Rachel also seemed to have noticed that there was something wrong with the sudden absence of flowers, applause, and even the lack of cursing from the crowd, so when the man turned around and looked at those shining blue puppy eyes, Rachel was also silent.
He walked back, pressed the door open button again with the most calm attitude, and even said seriously when the pup limped out of the loose door, "Sorry, forgot you were still behind ".
As if it really was Rachel's fault.
—So besides the advantages of being good at fighting and being a decent "king" at critical moments, Lei is really a gentleman.
-Yeah yeah.
—The boss is so strong, the people in Building No. 2 are quite lucky!
-Yeah yeah.
—I want to go to Building No. 2.
-Yeah yeah.
—I would definitely think so, if it wasn't for that fat dog that lowered the whole building.
-Yeah yeah.
Therefore, after "Ruan Xiangyuan", "Falcon" and "Huajuan", Ruan Xiangyuan has another foreign-style English name for the grassroots people——
Carmen.
·u8 novel