u8 novel "Actually, Building No. 2 also has a lot of people with stories. Look, for example..."
Sui: "For example?"
"..." Leiqie was silent, feeling a little "for example" not coming out, and after thinking for a long time, he continued very reluctantly, "For example, Badis was like a match when he first came in, and later Relying on the rest of the breakfast time between Wang's use of the back passage of the playground every day, such a guy managed to climb to the 30th floor before being fucked loose at the back
. "
Ruan Xiangyuan raised his triangular eyes and cast a sideways glance at his stupid master, sincerely wanting to tell him, Boss, haven't you found out that you can't help but utter long sentences when you feel guilty? Anyway, I found out, and Sui also found out, look, look at the arc of Sui's lips, it's so evil and crazy.
"There is no shortage of people with stories in Building No. 2."
No approval was received. Looking at his friend and his son, the No. 2 building king couldn't help but say it again stubbornly, as if he had taken rat poison. In an instant, the sense of collective honor soared from negative to infinity. Full of responsibility.
"It's really hard for you to praise people other than yourself, but, are you talking about that Badis that you blow up every three months?" Sui put down the folder in his hand, and turned to ask his friend.
Lei Qie nodded, still wondering why Sui asked such a question—how many badis can there be in Building No. 2
Sui: "Are you kidding me?"
Rachel: "Unprecedented seriousness."
Sui smiled speechlessly: "Oh, that's right. If you hadn't stopped him, this guy would really be the first grassroots king in the Absolute Wing Pavilion."
Lei Qie's face was slightly trembling: "Well, it's very inspirational, isn't it?"
Sui: "But in fact, when I think of this dear friend who was not only beaten badly by Wang Zhan in the past two months, but also pressured to get a rabies vaccine, I almost burst into tears."
Lei Qie: "I didn't get the rabies vaccine."
Ruan Xiangyuan, who was lying down and shot, twitched his ears, and when he heard that the two of them didn't yell one, two, three, he suddenly mentioned his youthful years as a puppy, and hurriedly let out a shy groan, and buried the big dog's face in it. in the paw.
Sui: "Hehe, so inspiring."
"... If you delete the content after meeting me," Lei Qie said expressionlessly, "it's still very inspirational."
After finishing speaking, the red-haired man closed his mouth and stared at his friend closely.
After the initial bewilderment, Sui was taken aback for a moment: "Are you signaling me to change the subject with your eyes?"
"Yes
. "The man nodded seriously.
Sui raised his eyebrows: "Then you just say it directly, what's the use of just looking at me."
Rachel seemed a little hesitant, thought for a while, and then slowly said: "If I shut up and stop showing off those scripts, will our friendship end here?"
Sui also said blankly, "It's over."
Rachel: "..."
Ten minutes before the end of the briefing time, the red-haired man seized the time to make a self-summarization. When he realized that he was desperate enough to use Badis to support the scene, Rachel suddenly realized that there was probably no lower limit to his life, so Between the two options of "helping people wash their underwear" and "talk to mt" that challenged people's limits, he decisively chose the latter.
Talk to mt.
This matter is very simple, divided into two steps: find mt, and talk.
That's right, capture the thief first and capture the king first. Thinking of this, Lei Qie finally stood up from the stands, stretched out his big hands, rubbed his head, and stood curiously on the upper step, looking at his pup. The man smiled: "We don't need to wash the toilet."
Ruan Xiangyuan: "..."
—Hehe, what made you misunderstand that I would accompany you to wash the toilet? This gentleman, may I know you for the sake of my acquaintance? A table to eat and a bed to sleep in. No one will talk to you about "us".
…
As soon as the release time was over, when the people in Building No. 1 surrounded their executives and bosses and left in solidarity under the envious eyes of everyone, the prisoners in Building No. 2 waited for a long time, and finally looked forward to their king.
The figure that appeared in the shade of the trees in the distance was tall and strong, even if it was only a vague outline, it was easy to know that the owner of the body had never neglected the high-intensity physical training all year round. But at this moment, the young man dragged his feet, yawning, and walked towards them without haste—at the man's feet, there was a four-month-old Alaska that was fed more than an adult. A broad gray backed husky, when the man raised his hands to cover his mouth and squinted his eyes and yawned, this huge fat dog also walked erratically, opened its big dog mouth and yawned hugely.
After everyone in Building No. 2 was speechless for a while, they immediately turned on the "self-healing mode", staring at Lei Qie's lazy face, everyone screamed in their hearts—forget it, don't worry about it
! ! Anyway, we can go back before dark, can't we! ! Even though it's time to relax after breakfast! ! But when I came here, what I thought was that I could just go back! ! Why are you asking for so much now? !
It was as if a holy light shot down from the clouds and shrouded the heads of all the prisoners in Building No. 2, so when Rachel could clearly see the faces of all the members under his jurisdiction, those lovely faces like flowers were full of disapproval. The welcome and expectation of the king seems so sincere and real.
Rachel is very satisfied.
The atmosphere is very harmonious.
In the lively atmosphere of Building No. 2, standing next to them in the queue, a small prisoner from Building No. 3 sneered and told the truth: "I don't know why, but I suddenly want to forgive these crazy people from Building No. 2. , How big is the heart to live well to this day?"
As if to prove what the unknown Emperor of Truth said, just when this exciting moment was approaching, another accident happened—
The prisoners in Building No. 2 watched helplessly as their Wang, who was about to reach the end of the line, suddenly turned a big corner and blended into the line of Building No. 3 with a face full of nature.
No one knows whether it is sleep or a revolution. Under the messy eyes of all the prisoners in the second and third buildings, Lei Qie inserted into the team of the third building with a calm face. — At such moments, one does not even forget to automatically classify oneself into the high-level pile.
And the pup beside him also fully demonstrated his "be safe and starve to death" with an excellent performance ten times higher than his master's, as if the people around him were the group he was used to, when someone bowed his head to When it cast a surprised look, the stupid dog even opened his mouth and smirked at the other party—
What the hell rhythm is this? !
People even dogs are like this!
...Wait, that's not right, it should be said that even dogs are like this!
A group of grass and mud horses roared past the hearts of the prisoners in Building No. 2.
Coincidentally, mt was rarely absent from today's first round of briefings, and the high-level executive Hawkeye, who has always been in charge, returned to his cell immediately after breakfast, and the remaining high-level executives of Building No. Are all emergencies planned
!
Now what
In the weird atmosphere, the teams of the two buildings did not move. After a stalemate for about five minutes, finally a small senior manager of Building No. 3 patted Leiqie on the shoulder very friendly, and then said something to him. What-
As expected by everyone, Leiqie gave him a look of "I don't understand the language of the earth", and then, unshakably, the tall figure and fiery red hair that could not be ignored no matter what, continued to speak with righteousness. The rhythm was mixed in the team in Building No. 3.
The man turned a deaf ear to the reaction, so that the junior executive paused with blood all over his face, and then he persevered and said a lot under the admiring eyes of everyone—
Rachel: "Falcon, did you hear that? The sound of flowers blooming, spring is here."
Ruan Xiangyuan: "..."
Gou Zaizi said that he only heard the crackling and exploding sounds of the hearts of the prisoners in Building No. 3.
However, it was obvious that he was not prepared to get the answer from the son of a bitch. Under the silent gaze of hundreds of people, the red-haired man turned his head and shifted his attention to the next target. The shoulder of the prisoner in front, when the other party turned his head reluctantly with blood on his face, the man hooked his lips and asked the other party in fluent and standard Turkish amiably—
The prisoner who was asked didn't even want to ask how Rachel knew he was a Turk, and he didn't even want to ask why Rachel could speak Turkish. When staring at each other, I couldn't say "we're leaving until you get out" no matter what, so after ten seconds of staring at each other, the standard irresponsible "I don't know" was born.
Rachel frowned.
Everyone was terrified.
At this time, the red-haired man suddenly remembered that there was an old saying "If the enemy does not move, I will move", at least literally...
He showed a surprised expression.
"Aww!"
Ruan Xiangyuan took a step back subconsciously. At this moment, the son of a bitch's first reaction was: Why did the stupid master show such an unlucky expression
!
Under everyone's scorching salute, Leiqie pushed aside the crowd and walked to the front of the line, standing in the front row that should belong to the mt under normal circumstances, then turned around, grabbed the first row and was scared to pee. The collar of one of the mt's harem was raised: "Hey, brat, which way are you going?"
"Left, left."
Rachel let go of him, turned around and took a step to the left.
There was no movement behind him.
He frowned again.
Everyone was frightened again.
"Someone takes you and refuses to leave. Do you want to be so difficult to serve?"
Lei Qie tilted his head, and his tone was very aggrieved when he asked the question.
The people in Building No. 3, who no longer knew what the word "serving" meant, were forced to almost jump off the building, and began to regret why they were so full today that they had nothing to do to run away. At this moment, they heard From the crowd of people in Building No. 2, there was a bitterly sour sentence: "If you get a bargain, you'll be good."
This murmur was neither loud nor small, but it spread along the north wind to the ears of everyone in Building No. 3, and then they collectively fell asleep.
Give it back, give it back, give it back, give it back, give it back, give it back, please let it go, please let it go, please let it go...
Half an hour later, all the prisoners in Building No. 3 returned to Building No. 3 under the leadership of the king in Building No. 2.
Yes, there is no typo in this sentence.
It took them 30 minutes this time to complete the journey that usually took ten minutes. Among them, they took the wrong road once, and no one dared to remind them. Thanks to that fat pup, when Rachel almost went the wrong way for the second time, it was the one who grabbed the man's trousers with its teeth and pulled it in the exact opposite direction.
Seeing that the fluffy face of the dog who led the way was full of disgust, while the red-haired man obediently following behind was full of connivance, everyone in Building No. 3 fell silent.
When passing through the top of the evergreen canopy, the familiar building in Building No. 3 finally appeared in everyone's eyes. Just when everyone breathed a sigh of relief and thought that the torture was over, Rachel's lazy voice came from the front of the line: " What are you proud of? If you weren't running around, how would you know the way
. "
"Wow woof!"
"Fart, I'm just chasing after you, how can I have the mood to remember the way."
"Aww bah!"
"Understood, you are so annoying. I will lead the way next time, so I won't get lost again."
Is this a serious quarrel with the son of a bitch? ... Forget it, that's not the point, who can explain what the so-called "next time" means, what is Building No. 3, the vegetable market
The slight ripples that were aroused in everyone's already slightly complicated hearts finally turned completely into one when Lei Qie walked to the elevator dedicated to their king and stood still, raised his hand and entered the password quickly without hesitation. Beach stagnant water.
In the eyes of everyone, the sound of entering the correct password was unprecedentedly harsh, until the elevator belonging to the king opened in front of Leiqie, and the man who never gave them a second glance naturally walked in from the beginning to the end—
Everyone in Building No. 3 felt that someone had smeared black blood on their faces.
Hundreds of people crowded at the stairs, unprecedentedly quiet. They silently and silently looked at the elevator exclusive to the king. At this moment, its metal door was tightly closed, and in that exclusive passageway that made people yearn for, there was another building. When the cursor symbolizing the number of floors jumps regularly on the branches one by one, the tight and orderly flashing cursor seems to be silently laughing at all the prisoners in Building No. 3.
shame.
Just like an unscrupulous whore, it's not enough to be slapped a few times, but you have to open your legs and wait for someone to come.
"...Last year's Christmas wish probably needs to be corrected," a mocking voice sounded from the crowd, "Before this year ends, I hope that Building 3 can wait for a real king."
There was a short silence, and the atmosphere of the crowd seemed to be eased by this voice. Some people laughed briefly in agreement, and then began to talk in low voices. Just like in normal times, people on different floors walked into different elevators or stairs. Scattered in twos and threes.
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