u8 novel lunch time, when Hawkeye and mt came to the playground with a few literate high-level officials from Building 3, they immediately saw a red-haired man sitting on the top of the stands
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There is no sunshine today, even though it is winter, the Juechi Pavilion, which is covered by the university all the year round, is still frighteningly cold. The thick clouds were thick and dark, and it seemed that snow was about to fall. Some prisoners were playing basketball on the playground, and the basketball slapped on the ground and made regular "dong dong" sounds, accompanied by the people on the court shouting to their teammates from time to time—it should have been It was the most lively lunch break time in the Jueji Pavilion, but the man sat there quietly, as if he was in another world.
On the three steps below this man, all the upper floors of Building No. 2 sat neatly. They sat together and surrounded a person in the middle, holding a piece of A4-sized white paper in their hands and seemed to be discussing something. The king who was supposed to join their discussion was sitting not far from them at this moment, his eyes were empty, and he looked at the sky with his face paralyzed at a forty-five degree angle.
A fat dog lay on the man's lap.
The fat dog was sleeping soundly.
It can't be blamed that it has no morals and just finds a place to lie down and sleep. After eating and drinking, the fat dog has already happily ran to the huge bed and even got into the bed full of the owner's breath. But within three minutes of posing in a good posture and closing his eyes contentedly, he was dragged down from the bed by his insane master—
Every day during the unshakeable healthy nap time, I want to accompany you here to blow the northwest wind, why? Just because I am a dog, can I not have human rights
When they arrived at the playground, only a few prisoners were active. Ruan Xiangyuan squatted next to Lei Qie and yawned three times at a frequency of once every five minutes, then he lay down resolutely. One side drooped out, and he closed his eyes to sleep—even at this time, the other high-level people in Building 2 gave up their lunch break and were sitting together seriously discussing the damn script.
But it's none of my business? Lao Tzu is just a dog, and the lines of a drama can't be barking.
The earth-shattering cries of the son of a bitch seem to have been taken for granted by everyone in Building No. 2, and even Rachel did not respond to this behavior of lowering his grade. In fact, at this time, the king of Building No. 2 seems to have lost his body It seemed that the whole place was in an empty state. When Hawkeye and the others approached the viewing platform, it was the pup who was supposed to be asleep that reacted first—
Ruan Xiangyuan closed his eyes, and smelled a pungent smell of human scum from afar.
Accompanied by the special sound made by the outdoor shoes stepping on the plastic track, the astonishing screams of the pup stopped suddenly, and the erect ears on the head shook quickly, and there was no other reaction after that
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It wasn't until Hawkeye and the others came to the steps and looked up at the audience in Building No. 2 sitting on the stand that the dog lazily opened one eyelid of Dogeye—
Unlike ordinary dogs that jump up excitedly when they see a stranger who is not kind, Ruan Xiangyuan is just like his master, and the whole body is calm and turned into a pile of dead pork thrown on the cutting board. It still keeps its big head and sleeps on the bed The posture on Leiqie's thighs, one eye is closed and the other is open, lying on the steps, opening the big dog's mouth, stretching out, twisting into an "S" shape, straightening the limbs, stretching out a huge lazy waist, ooooooooow After screaming a few times, under the silent gaze of everyone, it turned over, changed to a supine position, raised its paw, and slapped its master's perfect jaw——
"Wow woo woo!"
Stupid master, don't let my mother look at those dark clouds and lament that the years have turned into the dust of memory. Did you see it? Anyone looking for it
Lei Qie was stunned for a moment, came back to his senses, and grabbed the dog's big paw that was still about to be slapped again with his big hand. The eyes that had been absent-minded instantly returned to their original sharpness. The eyeballs moved slightly and swept down. The man looked At this moment, there were four people standing at the bottom of the stands looking up at him arrogantly, including Mt and Hawkeye.
Mt, Hawkeye, Mira, and the Turk who talked to Rachel before.
Lei Qie glanced silently at the fourth-to-last steps below his feet, the upper floors of the second building were full of people sitting, almost one of them was quite a few, and the one sitting in the middle was obviously DK, and at this moment he even brought a The secondary frame glasses are completely dressed like a beast—
When Lei Qie summoned all the senior executives to ask about their literacy one by one, this guy took out an inexplicable pair of glasses from under his pillow and put them on his face. He stretched out a finger to push the glasses, and answered in this way.
At that time, the scene was silent.
Only when the king in Building No. 2 fell silent for this thrilling "surprise" answer, the dog squatting next to him spit out his dog's saliva very unreservedly because he was not a human being-a big is the world The most famous liberal arts research school, there are literati and inkmen who come out of this school, famous screenwriters, directors, writers, poets, top figures in the literary world, there are so many top figures in the literary world, the son said that he used all four paws, and if he turned it ten times, he would not be able to count.
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"Why did you become a killer later?"
"To experience a purer life."
At that moment, Ruan Xiangyuan swore that he saw sincere appreciation in Lei Qie's eyes while everyone was silently complaining "I'm going to throw up" all over their faces.
It was as if a psycho who had been surrounded by normal people had finally met another psycho.
Leaving aside the intelligent executives, the knowledge of the executives in Building No. 2 is obviously proportional to their sharpness. In this regard, Lei Qie, the life winner who used to skip grades as a meal when he was a child, won various competition awards and won soft hands Mr. is very satisfied -
At that time, Lei Qie thought very naively that at least in this respect, he probably won Building No. 3 again.
But what he never expected was that the opponent was so low-end that he was so vulnerable. There were four people in total, one real king, one fake king, one normal high-level person, and the last one... was the person from Building No. 2 .
What kind of trouble
After three seconds of silence, he exchanged a look with Hawkeye, and the red-haired royal pursed his lips for a little reaction. He turned his gaze back to mt, but it was a pity that the rhythm of speaking was so annoying—
"I ask you to bring literate people, not illiterate people."
"—Stop talking, Rachel." Mt spat rudely at his feet, "They are people who can read and write."
Rachel raised her eyebrows: "'They'?"
"Not including Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is the 'King' and must come."
As the ostensible king of Building No. 3, mt snorted in a rough voice, took the lead in stepping up the steps under the silent attention of everyone, and looked up at the calm eyes of the red-haired man. After being slightly taken aback, the man sat down on the lower step in Leiqie's position without hesitation—
There was a flash of dissatisfaction in Hawkeye who had witnessed all this, but he still said nothing in the end. When speaking to the public, he must always remember that he was only the 28th floor of Building No. 3, so he chose In the case of the second-to-last step, the real king of Building No. 3, who was wearing a blindfold, had to sit on the third-to-last step very reluctantly.
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Rachel raised his chin at Mira, who was honestly sitting next to Hawkeye: "Why don't I know when you became the high-rise of my building?"
Mira bit her lower lip, but Hawkeye squinted her good eyes, smiled slightly, and came out to save the beauty at the right time, stopped the embarrassed boy in her arms and patted: "You didn't say You are not allowed to bring lovers—you see, didn’t you bring your puppies too?”
Ruan Xiangyuan, who was squatting next to Lei Qie, lay down and was shot. Just as he was about to roll his eyes, the angle of the dog hadn't reached its end when the man grabbed the dog's neck and pulled it aside—
This unexpected move almost pushed the unprepared and unprepared dog under the stands.
His hind paw slipped, and Ruan Xiangyuan was staggered by Lei Qie's thick back. The man's faint voice came from the top of his head——
"Who said falcons are dogs?"
Ruan Xiangyuan: "Quack quack!"
-yes! dog? Who is the dog! Where are the dogs! Where is the dog!
"Do you think Falcon is so cute, like a dog?"
Ruan Xiangyuan: "Quack quack!"
—Yes, look at me so handsome and tall, how can your dog be so handsome and smart
"This is my daughter-in-law."
Ruan Xiangyuan: "Quack-ga? Bah!"
- yes, this is me...
Pooh! Who the hell is your wife! !
The last time I was licked by my mother and brushed my teeth for fifteen minutes, do you think you can buy me off with canned yellow peaches? ! Let me tell you, I ate it just because I thought canned yellow peaches were innocent and our own business shouldn't involve it, so I ate it, you understand! It doesn't mean that I forgive you for despising me!
Who is your daughter-in-law! !
You ask me if I agree? When did the two of us come out
! Or have you fucking forgotten the existence of Lao Tzu’s little Chichi—you’re also Jiji no more, okay? Are you amazing? ! daughter in law! Who is the daughter-in-law? ! Who is whose daughter-in-law? ! Has the dowry been given? ! ! Have you offered tea to my old man and old lady? ! Do you have a room? ! Do you have a car? ! Does the annual salary of three million Vietnamese Dong not count? !
I didn’t agree, you didn’t come out, did Little Jiji still grow up, didn’t I give the dowry, did you offer tea, etc. You should first understand what tea is, no house, no car, no driver’s license test, my annual salary Don’t forget about it with you, I remember how pitiful the unit of US dollars is to “cents”—
"Rachel, your puppy looks reluctant."
Ruan Xiangyuan: "Gah!"
—Yes, I am reluctant, but what the hell are you doing
Hawkeye snorted, and hugged Mira into his arms—then the disdain on the bastard's face became more obvious, what the hell, it doesn't hurt your back when you talk, why don't you look at the white lotus in your arms full of face What kind of rhythm is Tieqing
"A falcon is not a dog." Rachel replied confidently.
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"It's my daughter-in-law."
"Hehe, my daughter-in-law wants to use it, have you used it?"
"Why tell you?"
"I'm just curious," mt said with a hey hey smile, those little eyes squeezed into slits were full of malice, "I also heard that you don't like both men and women, hehe, you I also know that rumors can be described as such, I will not tell you about the unspeakable body of the king in Building No. 2—"
The son of a bitch turned his head and looked at Leiqie.
Rachel turned her head and glanced at the pup.
Rachel raised an eyebrow.
The son of a bitch has no eyebrows, so he can only roll his eyes: Why do you look at me
Receiving the dog's disgusted eyes, the man turned his head, and lightly glanced at mt's flesh-strewn face, calmly curling the corners of his lips, evil and charming: "If you didn't grow up It's too ugly, it's a pity that I can fuck you to call mother now."
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