u8 novel When everyone was shocked by Lei Qie's blatant words, the pup who accidentally missed the point subconsciously looked back at its stupid master, and then imagined Lei Qie and Lei Qie in the dog's mind. mt—
Lei Qie was grabbing his oily body and trying hard to make love, the mt was twisting, moving, panting, moaning... Fuck me, I seem to have heard the giant thunder in winter again... How about another position? Mt presses Rachel's perfect body and tries hard to slap and slap while panting, "Your legs are too long for me to get in"...
“……………………”
The empty fat dog who was amused by himself opened his big dog mouth on his back under the inexplicable gaze of everyone—
"Quack quack quack quack!!!"
Stupid master, how dare you have such an idea even though I know you just want to mock it, but it seems that from now on I can't help imagining the way you and mt are having sex when I see your face, what should I do? Hahahahaha I'm sorry, stupid master, let's stop here, I can't play happily with you anymore
! ! ! !
Compared with the pup who is completely immersed in joy and smiles until his dog's eyes are narrowed into slits, the only one present who doesn't feel any joy is mt. When Hawkeye narrows his eyes slightly and tries to say something will When Rachel blocked back, Mira hid herself in his arms very timely.
Rachel's gaze swept across them as if looking at the air, completely indifferent to their small movements. When he lowered his head slightly, those blue pupils moved slightly and finally came into focus. At this moment, within the reach of the man's eyes, a certain unscrupulous fat dog was lying down happily on the steps. At this moment, the big tail hangs outside the grandstand, the head droops outside the steps, the whole dog's paws, as if poisoned with arsenic, twitch regularly, hanging on the steps like a huge gray rotten mop superior.
Under the light of Lei Qie's death light, Ruan Xiang didn't smile softly, and still maintained the state of hanging the corpse limply on the steps. He stared back at the stupid master, and then in the silent staring at each other, the son of a bitch opened his mouth and slapped him. There was a loud, full belch that smelled like canned dog food.
"..."
The red-haired man raised his hand and slapped that happy dog's face expressionlessly.
When the pup raised his paw to cover his face, its stupid owner turned his head with a cold face, as if nothing had happened, and watched the pet and its owner warmly interact with each other in a strange and new posture in the face of silence. All the intellectuals, the man once again started a topic without authorization and then announced the end of the topic without authorization. Under mt's bleeding eyes, Lei Qie clapped his hands like a kindergarten male teacher: "Okay, let's have a good time." Start discussing the script."
Everyone: "..."
Uncle Sparte wiped his forehead, and suddenly felt that it was miraculous and dreamlike for them to sit peacefully with the people in Building 3 and spend the "pleasant afternoon wind time"—at this moment, something even more miraculous happened coming!
Glancing at everyone, Lei Qie said in a tone of "don't bargain with me", "I will decide the content of the script."
The people in Building No. 2 were shocked, because of Lei Qie's rare initiative.
Building No. 3... There is no crowd, but as one of the three people present, mt sneered: "Why?"
"Didn't you hear?" Rachel turned his head, his blue pupils were full of seriousness without a hint of joking, "Eli calls me Shakespeare
. "
Ruan Xiangyuan spat all over the floor.
mt: "..."
Uncle Spatt: "What Shakespeare?"
DK: "Who?"
Hawkeye: "You?"
Lei Qie: "Although I don't know why, but if Eli said so, it really is better for me to decide the content of the script."
In the deathly silence, Ruan Xiangyuan suddenly began to deeply sympathize with the sissy curator who was still trapped in this false victory by visual inspection, if that guy knew that Rachel took his irony as a real compliment , probably because of "discomfort" as a reason to retire early and return home, right
Heart failure or something, uh.
Under everyone's suspicious eyes, Lei Qie reached out and touched the dog's thick back hair. After thinking for a while, he slowly opened his mouth. When the man's deep and magnetic voice sounded in the empty playground, the atmosphere at that time It's so weird that it's really suitable for telling stories, and what's surprising is that the first sentence that came out of Rachel's mouth this time is really like this—
"There is such a fable. Once upon a time, there lived a very poor old couple in the village at the foot of the mountain. The greatest wish of this poor old couple in their life was to make enough money, and then climb over the mountain to the city. Come and have a look..."
Everyone: "..."
Rachel: "..."
Everyone: "..."
Rachel: "..."
Uncle Sparte cleared his throat: "If you're waiting for applause, why don't you show your eyes?"
"No," Lei Qie glanced at the uncle, and then said slowly in a calm voice, "... Oh, by the way, this old couple also has an eight-year-old son."
What is "Oh right", is it really okay to tell a story so irresponsibly? Bad review
! Ruan Xiangyuan's face was covered with black lines.
Compared with the bastard who sleeps with Lei Qie every day and knows what kind of rhythm this guy is, of course there are people on the scene who don't know the king of Building No. 2 very well. For example, dk, when everyone fell into awkward silence, DK pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose, and instantly turned into a master in the academic world: "Everyone is not a professional drama actor, if it is an unimportant character, you can skip it."
The other people who anticipated the upcoming tragedy cast their sympathetic eyes on DK in advance, when DK showed a puzzled expression, sure enough, Leiqie's light voice floated over: "No, it's very important, because the little boy is the protagonist. "
dk: “……………………………………………”
The corner of the dog's mouth twitched, for the trust of DK's dead, innocent, and obviously fed pigs at this moment, a sad expression appeared on his furry face.
Lei Qie tilted his head and put on a hypocritical face of being close to the people: "If you have no objection, then shall I continue?"
Uncle Spatt waved his hand wordlessly to signal his permission, and then heaved a long sigh to DK who was frozen in a certain expression.
"One day, there was a sudden downpour in the sky, and the little boy ran to a cave on the mountain to avoid the rain. In that cave, he met a very beautiful one, covered in snow..." In the middle of a certain adjective, The red-haired man paused suddenly. Under the dog's uneasy gaze, the man glanced at his puppy, then looked back and continued, "I met a very beautiful... dog with gray hair all over it."
Hawkeye raised an eyebrow, then lowered it.
The eyebrows were raised because the first half of the story Rachel told was very similar to a popular folklore in his country.
He lowered his eyebrows, because in his country, the corresponding animal in the folklore should be a cat with snow-white back hair—to be precise, a cat with eight tails that could become a natural elf just one tail away .
In the folklore that Hawkeye is familiar with, the eight-tailed cat has been looking for a real destined person all its life. In the process, it will meet all kinds of different human beings and help them fulfill a wish. If a wish is fulfilled, the eight-tailed cat will get a new tail, and correspondingly, because it uses mana to help humans fulfill the wish, the eight-tailed cat will lose another tail.
Until it meets a real predestined person, the wish of that predestined person is to let the eight-tailed cat have a ninth tail
.
This is the legend of the eight-tailed cat.
This story... is quite inspiring. Hawkeye scratched his chin silently. Amid Rachel's nonsense and irrelevant descriptions, the one-eyed man withdrew his thoughts, and then, he heard the king in Building No. 2 slowly finally Take back the nonsense that God spread out and return to the topic—
"Surprisingly, the little boy discovered that the snowy puppy with gray fur actually had eight tails."
Hawkeye: "……………………………………"
No, it's amazing how you can talk nonsense in such a calm tone!
When Hawkeye's remaining eye was so shocked that he lost his mind, as a knowledgeable person, DK, who finally recovered from the previous round of blows, couldn't help but take the risk again: "It's the eight-tailed cat's Let’s tell the story, the ending of the story is that the little boy made a wish for the eight-tailed cat to have the ninth tail, and finally became a natural spirit. The nine-tailed cat gave the little boy countless gold and silver treasures, and the little boy finally brought his elderly parents out of the mountains , go to the city to live happily together.”
Oh, this ga? The pup raised his paw and scratched his ears disdainfully. I have heard this story too, sir. The eight-tailed cat and the little boy are a proper fairy tale.
but.
Rachel: "Yes, but I like dogs, so it's a dog."
Ruan Xiangyuan: "..."
The son of a bitch is so overwhelmed by Lei Qie's frankly admitted and unwavering rhythm—everyone calls it a fucking cat, you are so calm and confident in saying that the eight-tailed dog is going to make trouble! ! Who will you show your confidence to? Damn it! ! No matter how much dog hair you have on your face, it can't help such a shameful kiss like you! !
Unexpectedly, when the pup was shocked, the red-haired man changed his subject: "What's more, we only have dogs, so where are we getting cats from?"
Ruan Xiangyuan: "Wang?"
—Wait, did I misunderstand where I said that I want to act
Rachel: "And, my story is not like this
. "
Hawkeye: "This is the folklore of my country, and the ending of the story should be as dk said."
Mira, who was huddled in Hawkeye's arms, nodded, and said weakly that she had seen such legends in the library—however, Shakespeare Rachel's rebuttal was very tenable to everyone's objections: "This way The content of the performance can be finished in three minutes, right? What about after the performance? Go help Baitang wash his underwear?"
A series of rhetorical questions silenced all doubters.
Especially at the end, the simple word combination of "baidang", "washing" and "underpants" plunged the scene into a deathly silence.
Leiqie: "The version I read is that the little boy met the eight-tailed dog, and he took this beautiful puppy back to his home. After thinking about it all night, he finally decided to ask the eight-tailed dog for a lot of money. Silver Treasure—"
Ruan Xiangyuan: Huh? Three vulgar stories
Rachel: "The little boy's family became rich overnight, the jewels and gold bars piled up in the house, the golden light shines through the dilapidated roof directly into the clouds—"
Ruan Xiangyuan: Three vulgarities turned into myths
Lei Qie: "I was seen by the bullies in the village. The bullies came to the door of the little boy's house with guns and forced the old couple and the little boy to hand over all the gold and silver treasures and the eight-tailed dog—"
Ruan Xiangyuan: Myth turned into cops and robbers
Lei Qie: "The little boy and the old couple resisted to the death. They refused to hand over the eight-tailed dog, and they also refused to hand over the gold, silver and jewels."
Ruan Xiangyuan: ... Cops and gangsters turned inspirational? If this is the case, the sentence after the word "also" can actually be omitted.
Rachel: "The bully shot the little boy's parents and the little boy."
Ruan Xiangyuan: ... ...
Lei Qie: "The little boy who fell in the pool of blood was still breathing. At this moment, the eight-tailed dog that had been squatting in the corner turned into a huge beast. It bared its fangs and bit off the throats of the bullies—"
Ruan Xiangyuan: There is a loophole, stupid master, why don't you get bigger sooner if you want to get bigger, why do you get bigger when everyone is dead? Is this actually an "afterthought" word story
Rachel: "The eight-tailed dog that killed the bully snuggled up to the little boy who was about to die. The little boy struggled and raised his hand to touch the eight-tailed dog's face, saying—
dk: "I made one last wish, let the eight-tailed... dog have a ninth tail?"
"no
. "Leiqie glanced at DK inexplicably, "I said 'goodbye', I have already made a wish before, and I want gold and silver treasures. "
dk: "..."
Ruan Xiangyuan: "..."
Uncle Spatt: "And then, gone?"
Lei Qie said blankly: "Yes, and then the eight-tailed dog guarded the little boy, and after he swallowed his last breath, he ate him into his stomach."
Uncle Sparte: “……………………………”
dk: "………………………………"
Hawkeye: "………………………………"
Ruan Xiangyuan: Hehe.
God-like ending, after a long time, it turned out to be a horror movie.
——It is decided that you are the one who ruined childhood, the little expert Leiqie! ! !
Uncle Sparte: "Sane and healthy?"
Rachel nodded.
Uncle Spatt: "Where is it?"
Rachel: "At the end of the story, the eight-tailed dog merged with the little boy I love the most."
Uncle Spatt: "Where's the ninth tail?"
Rachel: "That's just the background of the story, don't care so much."
Uncle Spatt: "..."
dk: "..."
Hawkeye hehehehe: "It's so warm and healing, but Mr. Leiqie, what do you think, if the script is like this, how should the last scene of the eight-tailed...dog eat the little boy be acted?"
Rachel: "Just eat
. "
Hawkeye: "?"
dk: "..."
Uncle Spatt patted Hawkeye on the shoulder calmly, and explained in an unusually friendly manner: "Just, literally."
Hawkeye: "..."
Lei Qie turned his head and raised his chin at mt: "Hey, mt, do you want to play the leading role?"
Everyone: "... ... ... ... ..."
DK shook his head, trying to save Rachel's last trace of humanity that might still be in the world: "You want to kill Eli with this kind of plot?"
"...that would be the best," Lei Qie glanced at DK with admiring eyes, "two birds with one stone."
Everyone: "... ... ... ... ... ..."
What is human nature? Can it be eaten? Does it taste like chicken
Lei Qie: "How about this script? I think it's very suitable. Everyone can act and participate together. Mt is the leading actor."
Everyone: "... ... ... ... ..."
mt: "When the hell did I agree!"
Lei Qie frowned, and looked at mt with a reproachful expression of "Your prince is sick": "When I asked you, you didn't say no, you just got eaten."
mt: "Then why don't you go get eaten?"
Lei Qie was expressionless: "Because I am the director."
Everyone: "... ... ... ... ..."
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