u8 Novel Gou Zaizi and his little friends were stunned.
But the stupid master held up the stunned dog's face at this moment, and said with the so-called affection that didn't suit him, sounding very sincere: "Falcon, isn't this story very suitable for you?" ? Act well."
Ruan Xiangyuan's whole dog was hehehehehe, thinking, do you think labor and capital would be so stupid? Participating in this kind of drama performance will not only become a dark history that cannot be recalled in the future, but will even become an indelible shadow in my heart? What's more, Eli has to burn it into a disc-this means that Sissy can take Lao Tzu out to have fun whenever she is in a bad mood...
First of all, my appearance fee is very expensive, okay
and sorry i'm really not ready to be a comedian
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And mt is so greasy, how can I eat it? Didn't you let me lose weight when you hugged me last time! !
Although I expressed my dissatisfaction by poohing your saliva at the time, but now I suddenly think about it carefully and think that you are still reasonable! ! You are doing it for my own good, I am willing to let you down, so I decided to start my weight loss plan, the deadline is from this second until the end of the stage play...
mt is so greasy, I will get diabetes if I eat it! ! ! Three high! ! ! Oh heart disease! ! !
In the end, I don't care if Eli has to send the disc to the so-called upstart sponsor to watch the fun.
But I think I have to tell you something from the bottom of my heart today, stupid master, you touch your heart and answer me how many times do you think a person can be a dog in a lifetime? once right? Just this time, dear, let me be a handsome and serious dog in An Ansheng, and then die of old age quietly and with dignity in the Jueying Pavilion, which will become an eternal story and leave it to future generations.
In his heart, the grass-mud horse is running wildly on the Gobi, but in his heart, the handsome face that has been trampled to dust by the sheep's hooves of the grass-mud horse, at this moment leans towards him brazenly—Ruan Xiangyuan swears that he will fight against him Standing up on his hind legs, his front paws can rest on Rachel's waist, and this guy never tried to hug him again—
But at this time, Rachel really lifted the pup's plump upper body with difficulty, wrapped his hands around the pup's thick neck and gave him a firm and touching hug—
"Falcon, it means that I will perform well in the stage play. In the script, you should be 'Rayche'."
Ruan Xiangyuan: "..."
- Mr. Ray!
How did it get to this point? The lighting photographer, the make-up artist is still on the road. As a director, he holds a camera and calls action to bully me. I’m a dog. Haven’t you seen a movie? !
we haven't signed the contract yet
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You are employing child labor!
... How about I introduce you to the cage of stunning mature hens in Eli's vegetable garden? Will cluck cluck oh dear!
You only need to change the eight-tailed dog into the story of the eight-tailed jitter, and there are many beauties to choose from. The story can even end with a group of jitteries living happily together in the vegetable garden after eating the little boy
When the dog cub raised his paw and slapped the big dog paw calmly and slapped Raiqie's handsome face rubbing against him in a rhythm of "negotiable" with his paw on his face, Hawkeye hugged his white lotus Mira stood up.
Rachel: "?"
Mt: "Where are you going?"
Hawkeye: "The library."
Lei Qie: "Is there such a place in the Absolute Wing Pavilion?"
Hawkeye: "When I went to pick up the books on Wednesday, the person I caught sweeping the floor in the library wasn't you?"
Rachel: "..."
Uncle Sparte: "Punishment again? What's the reason this time?"
"Drowsed off during the morning meeting last week." Rachel showed an impatient look, scratched her head and said honestly, "I just scanned casually, I didn't scan seriously."
Ruan Xiangyuan: "Wang quack quack!"
—Hahahahahaha I didn't smile and asked you seriously, what's the matter with your tone of "I didn't listen to the teacher honestly?" ! Boy, you went to the wrong set. This is the adult crew of "The Devil Prince Husky and His Red-haired Slave".
Then again, didn't you hug me on Wednesday and hold me high while you told me to wait for you in the cell and you were going! open! meeting! ? !
It turned out to be a lie! I use it so smoothly and show my abilities, I'm just a dog! Even if you lied to a pup, is there any humanity left? ! You just honestly say that you were punished by Eli to sweep the floor and I won't laugh at you!
—I will just squat next to the poker like a real dog with a serious face and watch you when you are working
! Ruan Xiangyuan turned the dog's head to look at Lei Qie. As a pet who occasionally becomes a crazy fan after a schizophrenic moment, the dog's face is full of "I really want to see you sweep the floor."
Mt raised his head, and glanced at Hawkeye naturally: "If there is a book you want to read, just ask Reyce to help you, why don't you go there yourself?"
Hawkeye patted the non-existent dust on his trousers, glanced at the king in Building No. 2 with his still intact eye, and said in a very calm tone: "It's a book about housework—I don't believe it. It’s not good for a stage play, and I can’t wash my underwear well?”
Rachel: "If you really want to play, you can play the father of the little boy who was bitten to death."
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Five minutes later, the three intellectuals in Building No. 3 were invited by Leiqie unhappily, and were then annoyed away by Leiqie equally unhappily.
Mira originally wanted to follow Hawkeye to advance and retreat together, but based on the reason that it is not so easy to leave now that she is here, when the boy took the first step by grabbing the arm of the man with a tearful mole, he was domineering by Uncle Sparte. He yelled sideways—when the little white lotus boy stood still and turned his head reluctantly, the dog squatting on the side grinned silently, and tilted his head on Lei Qie's lap. Started to watch the fun—
Ruan Xiangyuan just didn't want to see Mira.
In fact, logically speaking, Mira didn't do anything to him.
But between people, there is a fate (fart), a wrong rhythm, you really have to hate each other until the sky falls and the moon falls, and the old man himself acts as a peacemaker to pull the red line, which is useless (fart).
The son of a bitch knows that his behavior is called "cheap. People are hypocritical", and he knows that being a dog and being picky about people is absolutely outrageous.
Although he really believes that if you don't die, you won't die, but he also knows that he is the so-called don't cry without seeing the coffin-as long as I have a breath, I must seize the time to spit on you.
When I die, if someone accidentally continues this breath in a hospital thousands of miles away, then you'd better pray that you don't meet me after you get out of prison, otherwise the mouth that didn't finish back then must be the same place, the same angle, and the same place. Spit out hard.
The dog's head was placed on Leiqie's lap, his paws were twitching, he lay dishonestly on the steps and rolled around dishonestly, rolling his eyes and looking at the curve of Bai Lianhua's jaw that was tense because of nervousness, the dog's face Under the face of a paralyzed dog, the crazy and disgusting Bara thought in his heart: just spit according to the angle, it is estimated that it can smear your face through refraction...
"Rachel, are you really in the library on Wednesday?"
Uncle Sparte broke the silence. He turned his head and raised his jaw slightly to ask his boss. As the subject of the question, Rachel hesitated for a moment, then responded lightly, and raised his hand to touch the puppet's neck.
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"Why don't you tell me?"
"Being punished and sweeping the floor is so glorious that you want to announce it to the world?"
"..."
Knowing that the morning meeting is not glorious, hold on and don't doze off! Uncle Sparte, who was two steps below Leiqie, was caught off guard, and finally decided to resolutely give up reasoning with Leiqie.
Then, the not-so-handsome uncle's face suddenly turned to Mira's tense facial muscles, revealing a half-smile in his eyes.
Tsk tsk tsk, this little face is pale, and she can go on stage and sing immediately after putting on her lipstick. Ruan Xiangyuan felt that if Uncle Sparte continued to stare at people like this at this moment, Mira would probably faint from fright on the spot. The boy opened his lips tremblingly, but he didn't say anything. At the same time, the son of a bitch felt that the big hand that was stroking his neck suddenly stopped—
"You changed shifts with your roommate Gal just because you knew Rachel would be there too?"
Asking questions without warning—it is completely different from the image of a bad uncle who loses confidence in life when facing Rachel, as if he changed his personality in a second, Uncle Sparte unexpectedly at this time He really managed to show his qualifications as an acting director with just one look.
Ruan Xiangyuan found that at this time, the uncle still had a bit of charm—it could be seen from DK's staring eyes, as if watching a fairy descending from the earth.
However, when facing the fairy-like Uncle Sparte's question, as an answer, Mira's response was only a moment of silence—from Ruan Xiangyuan's direction, he could clearly see that his hands were trembling slightly, and the son of a bitch groaned and turned over. Rolling his eyes, he tied his beautiful big tail into a bow to swear, and the Oscar winner began to perform again.
"If you don't say it, you will acquiesce?" Uncle Spatt spread his hands as if "I didn't force you" was written on his face, "Didn't you and Hawkeye get mixed up a long time ago? What are you going to do with Leiqie?"
Under the silent gaze of all the high-level people on the second floor, Mira seemed almost to be forced to cry out from the pressure—however, when the boy raised his head and looked for a pair of blue pupils in the crowd, trying to call for help, almost It was the same second, but Lei Qie lowered his head and looked at the pup lying on his lap
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Ruan Xiangyuan's ears trembled, and he confronted him head-on without fear—look at Mao
After thinking for a while, Rachel reached out and pinched the puppy's wet black nose: "I'll take you to the library next time."
He sneezed and shook his head. When the pup turned his head and bit the man's belt and gnawed, only Rachel, the owner, knew that this was his puppy's expression "Master, I am very happy." Satisfaction" in a special way.
Rachel knew that the son of a bitch hated Mira very much.
Since the day they fought on the playground, both wounded and rolled into the infirmary, and then both healed and rolled out of the infirmary, Rachel felt that his puppy's emotions in this regard had become unabashedly more intense—
In fact, Rachel was right.
Since Ruan Xiangyuan knew that the last time Lei Qie was injured and even took him with him, he almost went to the gate of hell to report that it was the white lotus who used his butt to coax the unscrupulous man with a mole to do tears. Look at people, if there is a snot, it will also spray the snot, the effect is better.
At the very beginning, he approached Leiqie with a pretense, and several times this little bitch reached out to touch the pup without fear of death.
On weekdays, any passer-by can come here to f*ck the bitch, who suddenly made a fuss without discussion, bit down on the white and tender hand with his big mouth, and retracted it with tears in the corners of his eyes when Bai Lianhua screamed in pain. When the blood was dripping from the tender hand, the puppy lazily raised his paw and scratched his head. The dog's face made a shy expression—
Mao, is Lao Tzu's sacred and noble back hair something you can touch
So when I heard that Lei Qie had a private meeting with the White Lotus Library today, the son of a bitch was very dissatisfied.
But since Lei Qie promised not to lie to the dead dog to go on a date by himself in the future, the son of a bitch said that he was too lazy to argue with him, turned his head inward instead of staring at the white lotus to watch the fun, this is already what Ruan Xiangyuan can do The biggest concession—as long as this compromise does not prevent him from listening to gossip live.
When he was biting the stupid master's belt and gnawing it around, the dog's ears were always pricked up and maintained an unprecedented vitality. Uncle Spatt's every day's problems were almost heard in the dog's ears, and almost all of them were heard by the dog. Break it apart, crush it, recombine it, and study it thoroughly.
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Uncle Spatt's torture continues—
"Mira, what is your purpose of approaching Rachel?"
-you still need to ask? Whoring, gambling, drugs.
"I have no purpose." Mira bit her lower lip as if she had been greatly humiliated.
—Hehehe, the son of a bitch let go of Leiqie's belt, thinking that I'm still a fucking husky. At this moment, I can't understand a single word of what the stupid humans are saying, do you believe it or not
Sparte didn't speak, but Mira couldn't hold back any longer. She raised her head and her beautiful eyes widened. Dramatic tears that haven't shed yet: "It's just that it's been a long time since I talked to Brother Reins."
—Yes, this is a big truth. You used to be busy arranging conspiracies, always thinking about when your "Brother Reins" kicked his legs, and how could he have time to talk to him.
After all, he is a person with life experience. Uncle Sparte smiled and didn't seem to believe the boy's nonsense at all: "Then, did you say anything?"
This time, Mila, a young boy with a white lotus flower, did not immediately answer the uncle's question. The pup pricked up his ears but did not hear any movement, but the sensitive instinct of dogs told him that there must be a moment, at an angle that he could not see, Mira Looks to look at Rachel—
The pup felt the man's fingertips gently wrapped around his ears, carelessly pinching and playing around the fingertips.
"… said."
"—Aww, bah!"
said! !
The puppy groaned and was shocked, and the big dog spat out the man's belt from his mouth with a bah—
You fucking really care about him! Get your hands away from Lao Tzu's ears! Touch the ass, did you touch your face Where is your face After the tryst with the white lotus, you came to pretend to touch me who was deceived by you and honestly squatted in the cell waiting for you (brought to eat)
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"What did you say?"
Uncle Sparte completely broke the rhythm of the casserole and asked the end. The angry son of a bitch sat up from Lei Qie's arms, shook the dog hair on the heartless man's face, and then gracefully rubbed against the uncle.
Ruan Xiangyuan's ass has not yet squatted down next to Uncle Sparte, and DK's subconscious hand has not yet touched the pup's back hair. The pup heard the low and magnetic voice of the stupid master who seemed to be mute from the beginning to the end. come out-
"Tell me about Mia."
mia who
The pup turned around.
Looking into the eyes of the stupid master, looking at the big furry face with the tongue sticking out, he said almost word by word: "I've been dead for many years, I will take it out occasionally to remember."
Ruan Xiangyuan: "..."
Mira: "... Mia is my sister."
Rachel: "That's all, nothing else."
At this moment, the expression on Uncle Sparte's face clearly stated that Rachel's simple and straightforward answer made him completely forget what he wanted to ask, scratching his head, Uncle Sparte closed his mouth, and At this moment, nothing is more proud than thinking that the red-haired man sitting on the top and talking expressionlessly is saving himself. Mira's pale face showed a little smile, and the muscles on her face relaxed...
Then this white lotus seized the opportunity and said something that made Ruan Xiangyuan vomit three liters of blood in an instant—
"Yes, Brother Reins still remembers the story of the eight-tailed cat. That's great. It seems that you also remember the way Sister Mia told us stories lying on the bedside."
The puppies are going crazy.
Fuck? !
Rachel was in her teens when you fucking could read, right? Listen to some stupid bedside story? !
……………………… Bulgarian version I forgive you! !
·u8 novel