u8 novel "Boss?"
"En." It seemed that this question was very strange and nonsense, and Rachel frowned.
"Number thirty-five?"
"Ah." Rachel snorted through his nose, then raised his hand, easily taking advantage of his height, and inserted the bookmark with "35" in his hand into the nostril of the prisoner who was counting tickets—
Everyone: Good, too much! What about human rights!
The ticket teller with a wooden stick stuck in his nostril: "..."
Lei Qie: "Where did you come up with so much nonsense? - Well, why is it so quiet all of a sudden?"
Everyone: (I) We just want to express the unparalleled shock in our hearts at this moment.
Watching the ticket teller take off the bookmark in his nostril silently and without any resistance, the crowd fell into a strange silence—
The unlucky prisoner silently handed the bookmark to Rachel.
Facing the things handed over, Lei Qie replied without even looking at it: "No, it's so dirty."
Caller prisoner: "..."
Everyone: "..."
come, come
!
The hard-to-serve version of Rachel appears!
—Yes, a living three-dimensional tragedy is kicking off one and a half months earlier than the agreed date of public stage play!
The rehearsal work of the stage play has not even started, and what everyone is worried about happened impatiently... In fact, if there is regret medicine in the world, the person who proposed to use the lottery to select the stage play quota will probably be three times in advance. God made himself dumb, and there are hundreds of people in Building 3 and Building 2. If voting is used instead, there is a high probability that Lei Qie will be the only one with zero votes
Although Lei Qie seemed to be the one who was the fastest to accept going to the stage to embarrass himself among all the "not going out" family members present.
People are happy and sad—
The good news is that there is an old saying, "There is always a God who will take care of you for me". Seeing that this heaven-defying product is about to be taken away by the heavens, everyone expressed their joy and joy and cheered and celebrated. The ancients did not deceive me.
Sadly, the job of "washing underwear" probably became a final matter because of this.
During these years of getting along with each other, almost all the prisoners in the Absolute Wing Pavilion knew what kind of rhythm the young king in Building No. 2 was. It was the so-called professional and unorganized and undisciplined for thirty years. It can fall asleep, and there is no third one in the world—yes, you read that right, because the second such strange creature exists, and it was sleeping next to the dozing man at the time in public The stupid master who had to make no secret of his efforts to "close his eyes and rest his mind" for it to be quiet and "closed his eyes" did the part of the snoring for him—
At that time, amidst the emotionless and numb reading sound, there were chattering voices accompanying it up and down, abruptly rendering the extremely boring rules of the Jueyin House vivid and colorful—it was so vivid until the end, if it weren’t for it Eli couldn't bear it anymore. As soon as the booklet in his hand fell, he picked up his sleeves and wanted to beat the dog. According to Rachel's quiet and gentle sleeping appearance, he might not be found until he was released from prison——
To be fair, in fact, looking at it this way, this stupid dog who is fatter than the Alaska of the same age really looks like its unreliable owner.
In short, as long as Mr. Lei Qie is involved, the rehearsal of the stage play will probably be thousands of times more difficult than expected.
Speaking of Rachel...
Everyone's eyes shifted from Lei Qie's body to his feet in unison, and then it was no surprise to see a certain stupid dog with a big ass squatting at the feet of its owner, grinning cheerfully and sticking out its tongue—
Oh, by the way, I almost forgot about this ancestor who "whether you can understand human speech or not depends entirely on your mood"
.
But the script is still some kind of eight-tailed dog.
In a stage play, the two great demon kings of the Absolute Wing Hall have joined together, and it must be a miracle that the odds of winning can be maintained above zero, right? Not to mention whether Lei Qie and this silly dog will be obedient and perform according to the script, the stage play is something that is extremely particular about performance on the spot, and the most fearful thing is the unstable factor—
And the meaning symbolized by Mr. Rachel's existence happens to be the largest gathering of unstable factors that can be found so far.
Uncle Sparte: "Boss, then you keep this character card away."
Rachel: "What?"
Uncle Spatt: "Represents your role in the play, so as not to confuse people."
Lei Qie: "... If you can even confuse me with others, just dance over there by yourself."
Uncle Spatt: "..."
Everyone who was quite calm: Look, look, I know.
Just kidding, a few days ago, when the red-haired man handed the script that had been adapted back to the normal version under the expectation of everyone, everyone present at that time knew the expression on the face of the king in the second building how reluctantly—
From this, it can be inferred that if on the day of the public performance, the stage play is halfway through, the content changes without notice to a little boy holding a eight-tailed dog and saying "what do you want to eat, what do you want to buy as long as you say that the stars and moons in the sky are yours" or " The vicious little boy jumped out to scare the robber away, then turned around and hugged the eight-tailed dog domineeringly and said, "Don't be afraid, I won't let them hurt you." This kind of mythical beast plot, everyone didn't even want to be surprised at all.
Although it seems that it can barely touch the edge of inspiration, it's just that the theme has changed from "a kind and non-greedy little boy" to "everyone is responsible for caring for animals".
… … … … I just don’t know if Eli can withstand the big blow of 10 billion being ruined
.
"..."
In the face of such a formidable enemy, Uncle Spatt and Hawkeye, who were in command because they had drawn a blank lottery, seized the time to look at each other. Unanimously, they gave each other a "temporary truce" look, and then the two represented the director. Divide up and look for other actors who were unlucky enough to get the lottery. At this time, they probably already want to go to the other actors who jumped off the building to do psychological counseling work—especially the two unlucky guys who got the role of "little boy's parents". At this moment, what do they feel and desire to perish together with the world, and the people express their deep sympathy and understanding, and they are completely helpless except for a minute of silent mourning.
In fact, the first second the two unlucky prisoners looked up and saw their "son", they were almost moved to cry by this god-like arrangement.
At this time, their hearts were broken and crazy, and their hearts were shouting, why did I get up today, why did I have to do something, why didn't I just die in the bed, and it's over.
Looking not far away, compared to the "little boy" image, no matter how you look at it, the red-haired back who is squatting in the corner smoking a cigarette with an unhappy face at this moment—
As the ultimate owner of the "little boy's mother" role card, a small criminal on the 23rd floor of Building No. 2, Lacey said that he will be covered by the royal uniform on the man's back and the royal uniform hanging crookedly on the uniform. The badge blinded the dog's eyes. At this moment, the boy who has worked hard for two years but failed to squeeze into the ranks of the small high-level people is about to shed tears...
Looking at the lottery marked with numbers in his hand at the beginning, Lacey already felt that it was unfortunate that he could win in this way. What he didn't expect was that when his "cheap son" finally appeared, in comparison, all the previous ones became nothing. Floating clouds.
"Why don't we change the script..." Lacey felt that blood was coming out of every pore, "I'm going to die, I'm really going to die, what do you call me 'little baby'?" I have to say, who wrote the script? This is definitely a rhythm that will not let people live—”
"Leiqie wrote it himself," said Uncle Sparte, who got his wish and got a blank lottery. The shoulder of the boy he likes, "That's why he's so depressed now—"
Lacey turned her head abruptly and looked at Uncle Spatt expectantly.
Frightened by the flickering big eyes, Uncle Spatt patted his shoulder for a moment, and suddenly put away the gloating expression on his face, "?"
Lacey: "And then? Go on
. "
Uncle Spatt: "No further, just answering your question."
Lacey: "Behind 'that's why he's so depressed now', shouldn't the fixed sentence patterns be 'it will be fine in a while' and 'you will find that other people are actually very easy to get along with'."
Uncle Spatt: "..."
Lacey: "…"
Uncle Sparte: "Be patient, just grit your teeth and stomp your feet and pass."
Lacey: "... I thought you were here for counseling."
Uncle Spatt: "Yes, I am, do you feel that it is not so difficult now?"
Lacey: "Yes, it's only a matter of a minute to jump off the roof of Building No. 2 and fall into a pulp. Endure it, just grit your teeth and stomp your feet."
Uncle Spatt: "..."
Lacey: "I'm not even afraid of death, what else do I have to be afraid of?"
Uncle Sparte was speechless by the boy's words, and what he thought in his heart was: This idea is really inspiring, and I will write it down and add it to the lines.
After holding back for a long time, Spart found that he was really old and couldn't make any concluding remarks, so he thought that occasionally I could be willful once in a while. The acting director of Building No. The young prisoner on the thirteenth floor left a meaningful sigh, and a bleak, fleeing back—
Leaving behind Lacey who inspires others but never deceives herself—
"Uncle, how cruel is this that makes it so difficult for you to even lie to me and make me happy? Uncle, come back! How can you let me die in peace like this!!!!"
—It doesn't matter, just keep your eyes open if you don't close your eyes, and wait for the Nine-Tailed Dog God to reward you with a drop of poplar nectar, which will bring you back to life.
At this moment, the pup who was squatting beside Lei Qie watching the farce raised his hind legs, scratched his neck quickly, and then stretched his neck gossipingly, pulling his long dog face from the man's armpit. Drilling down, the face was deformed and pulled back, the son of a bitch saw under the man's feet, under the cigarette ashes, a half-burned character card was thrown aside casually, and there was still a quarter of it on it. No accidental footprints...
Tsk tsk tsk, it’s useless to burn it, why don’t you ask Uncle Spatt to do it again for you, it’s really capricious
.
Satisfied, the dog pulled his face back, squatted behind Lei Qie, raised his big paw and patted the man on the back casually—
Well, isn't it just to act in a stage play, and it won't lose a piece of abs. You see, you can do it so well even as an adult, don't you think it's not like a child? Who hasn't been young and frivolous, right? ... As for the script, look, when you were writing the script yesterday, I told you not to be so vicious that the little boy's mother said "baby" to the left and "good boy" to the right. of? You fucking hold me in the face and say you have to tell me this is called Oufeng—
I didn't laugh.
You turned your head to look at my eyes, how serious, how solemn, full of sympathy for your tragic experience.
I'm not laughing.
no laughing.
“………………… poof—”
Sorry, I just farted indecently during this serious appeasement time.
…………………………………… Uh, well, not a fart.
I just…
only-
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