u8's novel "Sui, the expression here should be more in place."
"kindness."
"Boss, you've worked hard, come drink water."
"No, show me my script book."
"-Five minutes of rest at the end, the extras come to me and get ready first!"
The above is the harmonious and loving scene during the rehearsal in Building No. 1 and Building No. 4. I don’t know whether Suihe Baitang was educated too well or these people were really influenced by love in the Jue Chi Pavilion. Under the spotlight, the normally vicious men all of a sudden take their roles as film kings, playing what they look like, even a former gangster boss who doesn't know the big characters, can sing loudly without changing his face, probably even he himself won't believe it "let the world full of love".
"—If you want to do it, do it seriously, because it is the behavior of elementary school students to play around and perfunctory because of embarrassment."
praise like
. Taking out a clean white handkerchief full of pungent perfume, Eli wiped the corners of his eyes hypocritically to express his touch by Sui's words. Fly-
Ten billion, ten billion!
After I get it, I will use the metal material used to make an aircraft carrier, and make a chicken coop that is invulnerable to all poisons for my hens!
I am fed up with the disappointment and anger of waking up to find that the egg was stolen by a fat and stupid vicious dog!
Ten billion, ten billion!
After inspecting the progress of a group of prisoners, Eli hummed and walked along the tree-lined path in a very happy mood. When he was floating and suddenly drifted to the place where another group of people arranged for rehearsal, Mr. Curator There was a sudden stop under his feet, and he stood still, listening intently—
There is no staff yelling "beautiful expression".
There is no director yelling "lights up".
There is also no sound of actors talking about lines or moving positions.
But after breakfast in the morning, I clearly saw Lei Qie and mt walking into the rehearsal venue with their own people... Could it be that these two idiots fought at each other and died inside
The curator was shocked by his seemingly reliable idea that the incidence rate was as high as 90%.
"Would you like to go in and have a look? ... ... ... ..."
Frowning, Mr. Curator pointed his chin with one finger while no one was around, and pouted his mouth to reveal a lovely expression of thunderbolt possessed by Thor. His carefully sculpted eyebrows were frowned, and he looked at the distant place. The building was as quiet as a dead city, silent for thirty seconds.
"... Forget it, for the sake of a good mood. If I am going to die, will I still die if I take a look? For example, if I wait patiently until the corpse stinks, then I will have time to go in and have a look."
After happily making this decision, the curator turned his feet and completely forgot that his Jueyin Pavilion had four buildings instead of two buildings, and floated all the way back to the office in a joyous rhythm, ready to have his wonderful afternoon tea .
In fact, Rachel and mt didn't fight at all.
Most of the members of Building No. 2 and Building No. 3 really stayed in this specially arranged indoor basketball court without running away.
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It's just that at this moment, because of the rehearsal scene led by Lei Qie, the spirit of the rehearsal scene is dead, and the fallen and extra actors who are struggling to support the yet to fall have become the so-called "inspirational, healthy and upward" people. The representative, and Lei Qie, who was the culprit, obviously believed that he was cooperating, that he was cooperating very much, and that he was absolutely cooperating reluctantly with an extremely correct and serious attitude.
script:
Once upon a time there was an old couple who had a lovely son. Although the old couple was poor, they loved their only child very much. Their biggest wish in life was to earn enough money to raise their little boy. Go out of the mountains and take a look at the bustling city outside.
They hope that the little boy will thrive, even if there is only a little bit of minced meat at home, they will leave it to the little boy. On this day, the little boy came back from playing in the field and bounced back home...
Uncle Spatt: "action!"
At the front of the crowd, I saw a tall man who responded with a "tsk", frowned, and threw off the cloak on his shoulders impatiently. He walked to the center of the field with a domineering pace, randomly found a chair as a prop, and sat down—
Uncle Sparte: "Card!"
Little boy Rachel: "?"
Uncle Sparte: "Where's the promised Bounce?!"
The little boy Leiqie had no expression on his face: "I can't do it."
Uncle Sparte: "..."
Rachel: "?"
Uncle Sparte: "Then, can the sitting posture be more elegant?"
Rachel: "When I was eight years old, I liked to eat while standing on a stool. Is this okay?"
Uncle Spatt: "..."
Hawkeye: "Okay, forget it, Sparte, if you have to worry about this kind of thing, at this time the day after tomorrow you will suddenly remember that you are also struggling with this three days ago. At that time, we had already wasted seventy Two hours, but stuck in the first second of the stage play
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With just one sentence, the charm of digital comparison was revealed. Uncle Sparte was persuaded in this way and readily accepted the view of the man with a mole with one tear. Therefore, the so-called "little boy is so hungry" and "what's delicious tonight" in the lines can also be omitted by the way, and the script bounces into the little boy's father just like the little boy at the beginning. In the scene when he entered the stage, mt entered the stage under the signal of Hawkeye. Since he was playing an adult, so compared to the fact that Rachel's first action scared everyone to death, mt was still the same before saying his lines. reliable-
Note, just before speaking.
What is true love? It should be Mt vs. Rachel. When the chubby man saw the red-haired man swaggeringly sitting on the prop chair in the center of the venue, the lines that were still silently recited in his head were immediately wiped out, and his mouth was split open to reveal half of the high-pitched man who had changed after fighting with him before. Gold tooth, the man said in not-so-standard English: "Hey, little brat, are you going home now to lick the plate?"
The little boy Leiqie turned his head, his blue pupils looked at his "father" calmly: "Is there no dinner left?"
mt: "Have you worked? If you don't work, you know what the hell I am going to feed you? The horse-drawn millstone in the mill only has a bite of grass!"
Little boy Leiqie: "Father, since you had me, your weight has risen sharply because of this, right? You look in the mirror, yesterday my mother cried and said to me, 'Your father is not the same as he used to be' probably This means, it doesn’t matter if I don’t eat, why bother to ruin myself, three highs, diabetes, heart disease, die early, the land is so expensive now, if you want to die like this, I have to throw you into the river.”
mt: "Fucking child! What do you think?"
Lacey: "... Huh? I, I, I don't know qaq! Director, director, I don't have a role in the third act qaq?!"
Hawkeye (expressionlessly): "Card."
Uncle Sparte (kindly): "According to the script, is it ok, actors don't just add lines? Dear, we are a warm and inspirational story. You are a father and son who love each other—not a gangster who will strangle his son to death in the next moment." The eldest father and the ambitious son who is going to poison his father at any time to fight for his inheritance!!!!"
mt: "Oh? Oh, I'm sorry, seeing this face makes me want to slash blood everywhere..."
Rachel: "Sorry, instinct
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*Reminder: Because the discord between the little boy and his father has not been properly resolved, all rival scenes are temporarily deleted
Script: The little boy hides in a cave covered in mud during the rainstorm. In the deepest part of the cave, the little boy meets his nine-tailed dog.
Uncle Spatt: "action!"
Rachel: "..."
Ruan Xiangyuan: "..."
Rachel: "..."
Ruan Xiangyuan: "Ah, ah, ah!!!"
Rachel: "Who tied so many mop rags to the falcon's tail?"
The scene was cut off but he didn't feel sad at all, mt who was watching the fun at the moment: "Hahahahaha, this stupid dog-hahahahaha whose masterpiece is Lei Qi, you count carefully exactly seven strips of cloth-that's your little one The dog's magical little rainbow tail yo ha ha ha ha!!"
The pup squatted on the ground, dragging seven cloth strips of various colors and even a small pastoral pattern on his big fluffy tail like a ribbon, when he turned his head to look at his stupid master looking for "fairness and justice" At the moment when he was ridiculed, his "fairness and justice" stood decisively on the other side of evil—
Lei Qie: "It's very beautiful, let's do the same for the performance. Next time, remember to change a few clean cloths. It's too big, so it's very troublesome to take a shower every day."
The background music of bitterness suddenly sounded on the field, and the pup groaned, and his four paws slowly scratched around on the wooden floor, and then, like a salted duck, he lay on the ground with his butt facing Lei Qie without looking back. on the ground—
The man walked forward in three or two steps, and easily picked up the fat dog over half a hundred from the ground. When the fat dog hung limply on the man's arm as if dead, he completely forgot that he should There are so-called "grateful eyes" and "licking the warm face of the little boy" such superfluous plots. The only reaction of the huge gray plush creature is when it is picked up by the man and turned to the two directors, it looks up and turns over. dead white eyes
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Leiqie: "The show is over, what's the next scene?"
Hawkeye thought that the fourth act had never officially started: "... Is this the next act?"
Uncle Spatt: "Whatever..."
Hawkeye: "..."
Uncle Spatt: "At any rate, there is a core action in the script—look, here, do you see it?—'The little boy hugged the nine-tailed dog'."
Hawkeye: "…"
Uncle Spatt: "That's enough."
Everyone: "..."
Script: After the rain stopped, the little boy staggered down the mountain holding the nine-tailed cat on his unfortunately sprained leg.
Uncle Spatt: "action!"
Rachel carried the pup in his arms and walked down from the distant stand that was temporarily used as a "muddy mountain road".
Walk like a fly.
Uncle Spart: "Kaka Kaka Kaka- stagger! stagger! If it's called a stagger you're embarrassing to a race walker! Boss last time Eli held a triathlon why did you lie to me you won't you can do well- And you, that stupid dog, paws down, where's the 'wet and half dead' that the script says - be normal, okay? Have you ever seen a normal dog - not even a dog that's about to turn into a goblin? I will stretch out my paws to hug someone's neck, is it necessary to show your princess hug at this time, is it interesting? Do you want to show your face?!"
Hawkeye: "Calm down."
Uncle Spatt: "Cut! Shut up! Next scene!"
Script: The little boy brought the nine-tailed dog back home. After playing with the nine-tailed dog for a while, he fed the poor little animal the half piece of coarse grain left over from breakfast.
Uncle Sparte waved his hand generously: "Let's play it!"
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Hawkeye: "...don't give up the treatment, Spart, forget it, let me do it—action."
Hearing the director's signal, Lei Qie, who played the role of the little boy, put the pup on the ground—
I can’t pretend to be anything else, Ruan Xiangyuan is the best at playing the dead dog, just like a real dog corpse, when the pup was carefully placed on the ground by the red-haired man, from the time he landed to the time Uncle Sparte couldn’t help but growl, “Forget the words” Just say don't be embarrassed" During this period of death, there was a silence of 30 seconds, and the puppy kept the original landing posture from the beginning to the end, motionless.
very successful.
Rachel: "... Rachel."
"..."
The first reaction was that he couldn't react at all when the other party was calling him, but felt that the closed eyes of this crazy son of a bitch flicked aside.
"Well, you're right." Rachel raised his head and looked at the director, "...it's a bit strange to call myself by my own name. It's better to change back to 'Falcon' for the one in the script."
Hawkeye (at a loss): "You son of a bitch? What did you say?"
Uncle Spatt (calmly): "They are not on the same frequency as ours for the computer wave - oh, boss, the name of the nine-tailed dog has changed from 'Raikier' to 'Falcon' - well, that's it Happy decision, the next scene, you can bring food, props, steamed buns, the one from the restaurant in the morning, pass it to him for use!"
Lei Qie took the food from a prisoner in Building No. 2, looked down and said, "This is Hanamaki."
Uncle Sparte: "This kind of thing is not the point, keep going."
Hawkeye: "... I don't think there's anything wrong?"
Uncle Spatt: "What's wrong? Boss, hurry up, let's go through the whole script before lunch today!"
At the scene, everyone was very calm about the director's bold words, because after witnessing the previous scenes, they were very sure that the so-called "over again" was really just "over" and "over". It doesn't matter if you swap them casually.
"..." The red-haired man looked at the food in his hand and hesitated for three seconds. Under Uncle Spart's unclear gaze, he turned around and walked back to the place where the son of a bitch was standing in the center of the field with unexpectedly hesitant steps. When the man's footsteps sounded, he couldn't In the distance, the pup who has always turned its broad and thick back to the crowd and remained motionless on the ground, its soft ears suddenly stood up, and it shook twice quickly
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Lei Qie walked behind the puppet, stopped, squatted down, grasped the cold flower roll with his long hands, and poked the puppet's back without sincerity: "Here, Falcon, Do you want to eat or not?"
Within 0.5 seconds of the man's words, all the onlookers proved with their eyes what is called "half-second resurrection on the spot".
Two seconds later, the Hanamaki was already contained in the dog's big mouth.
"Aww!"
The pup with the flower roll squinted in cheers, raised his paw, and ran all the way to the stand next to him, lying on his stomach, spit out the flower roll on a chair with a bah sound, then lay down on the spot, holding the flower roll Chewing happily, the big brush-like tail sweeping back and forth shows his happy mood at this moment!
Lei Qie looked at it for a while, then turned around empty-handed, and spread his hands empty-handed to the two directors whose faces were covered with blood: "Look."
Hawkeye: "Look at the fart! What's going on with this irresponsible tone!! Who told you to really give it!!"
Lei Qie expressed his aggrievedness: "I'm just surprised, since Tun Falcon likes Hanamaki, why do you have to use Hanamaki as props when there are so many choices?"
Uncle Sparte: "Who! Who has such a cheap hand? Why don't you just take the flower rolls!!"
Lacey: "... I qaq~ You didn't say that you can't take it, uncle~qaq~"
Uncle Spatt: "If you want to die, you are stupid."
Hawkeye: "Wipe the snot."
Rachel: "Falcon, come here when you're done eating. Uncle Spatt said that you have to go through all the scripts before lunch."
On the far side of the basketball court, there was an unprecedented whine of puppies in response to the generous feeding of stupid humans.
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