u8 novel That night, Ruan Xiangyuan, who had been tossed back and forth for a whole day, returned to the cell non-stop after dinner, yawned all the way and twisted into an S shape when he walked, and almost fell into a trance several times and hit Lei Qie with his head on the legs.
Entering the elevator in the second building, the dog sat down as if he could never stand up again, his chin was raised high, and his eyes with too much white were flickeringly staring at the constantly jumping floors on the elevator Counting the signal lights—until the elevator dinged to reach Building No. 31, the dog who was dragging his feet along the way moved his ears, and immediately stood up from his sitting position!
Leiqie: "Falcon, after I wash your paws for you—"
The man couldn't finish his sentence, because it was obvious that his puppy unilaterally cut off the communication channel of Wang Xingren's brainwaves this time, and the pup rushed out the first time the elevator door opened. He rushed to the end of the corridor, slammed on the brakes, and then used his big head to open the open cell door.
Rachel: "..."
So when Rachel went back to the cell at a normal speed, took off his shoes, took off his coat, found slippers and put on a series of actions, and walked back to the bedroom door, there was only one big dog left who didn't need to take off his shoes, take off his coat and wear slippers. The head was outside the quilt, and Rachel's pillow was occupied by that fluffy shameless dog's head for two-thirds. The quilt was lifted perfectly, and a small piece bulged up and down with the contented panting of the creature lying inside. .
"...don't make strange noises in my nipple," the man said for a while, and after thinking for a while, he added, "Falcon, have you washed your paws before going to bed like this?"
Ruan Xiangyuan would never pay attention to him—
At this very moment, even the thought of the sun rising tomorrow is so annoying that the pup has fallen into perfect distraction-proof sleep to hurry up.
Even when the man finally tidied himself up an hour later, put one foot on the bed and stretched out his hand to lift the quilt, the pup who usually came over to eat two mouthfuls of tofu before going to bed did not respond today, this guy was uncharacteristically cold He pursed his mouth, and let out an incomprehensible "oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" from his big mouth, turned over, and mercifully gave up half of the pillow that originally belonged to his stupid master in his sleep. Unshakeable, the son of a bitch continued to sleep
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I heard it when I was a human being, once I was very tired during the day, it was easy to dream at night.
And it's a nightmare.
There is nothing worse for a dog than praying to sleep until dawn before going to bed, only to dream of a white lotus in the middle of sleep—Ruan Xiangyuan felt that the world is so fucking amazing, since he was a dog Since then, except for the initial run-in period, which belongs to the incompatibility of the second disease and the second disease, in the following days, he spent time with Lei Qie day and night, but he almost never dreamed of it in his dreams. Rachel.
On the contrary, this is the second time the dog has dreamed of white lotus, and the content of the dream remains the same—
It was the nightmare of him being pushed down from the roof of Building No. 3 by the white lotus.
This time it was very detailed, down to the point that there was a small room on the roof that was not removed.
In the dream, there was a gloomy weather with heavy snowfall. Looking up, the sky was dark and dark, as if it was going to enter the night at any moment. In the dream, for some reason, Ruan Xiangyuan was very sure that this time should be the warmest noon time of the day. For some reason, The north wind hanging on the roof of Building No. 3 made even him with thick fur feel cold to the bone.
There are a lot of people walking around, standing and sitting, it seems that everyone is busy with the matter at hand - the son of a bit tilted his head, a bit puzzled why the roof of Building No. 3 is so lively, stand up, in the In the crowd of people coming and going, he walked around blankly for a few steps as if he was trying to find a familiar figure. The snowflakes that were originally neatly trampled on the ground around him were messed up, and the ground looked abnormally dirty. I don't know why. , Seeing this scene, the son of a bitch suddenly became irritable. He stuck out his tongue, lifted his hind feet and scratched his belly, then turned around, and he saw the person he was looking for.
It's strange that labor and management obviously didn't see Lei Qie in that place just now.
At this moment, Lei Ren was surrounded by the crowd. He seemed to be busy with something, so that he ignored the little dog who was never willing to let it out of his sight. In line with the principle of "If you don't come to me, I will come to you, anyway, I won't eat less meat", the dog raised his paw hesitantly, and was about to walk over—
Suddenly, Mira stopped him.
In the dream, the son of a bitch only knew that he suddenly became hostile. When he jumped up, he aggressively bit Bai Lianhua's neck. From the warm touch of the tip of his teeth, he felt the boy who was thrown by him lift up. The hand beats the back of an adult husky with crazy frequency—
Ruan Xiangyuan wondered why he wanted to bite, but at the same time felt that he had to kill this guy
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At this moment, the abdomen was kicked violently. The weight of a dog is no match for an adult. Even if Mira is a thin type, he still successfully kicked the pup who fell on him. , Ruan Xiangyuan slipped a few times on his feet—was about to call twice to call the stupid master for help, when the dream scene turned, somehow, he was already on the way from the 31st floor to the first floor in a free fall .
Opening his eyes, he saw Mira lying on the edge of the roof and looking at him, smiling happily.
Just like the slow-motion scene of a movie, at the last second before Ruan Xiangyuan landed, he saw the tall figure he was waiting for, and Lei Qie, who had finally left the crowd at some point, finally appeared behind Mira. When the son of a bitch was screaming in his heart, "I'm going to kill him to bury me with me", he saw Rachel lift Mira from the edge of the top floor, and slapped the boy on the face without saying a word, the sound, tsk Tsk tsk, the sound of a dog as fat as Ruan Xiangyuan is still loud when it hits the ground—
Lying on the ground with his brains splashing all over, the son of a bitch sighed, wondering why his paws felt so warm? Brain is so warm
Shaking his paws to feel it, the dead pup felt that the ground under his paws was not only warm but also extremely soft—
The surroundings suddenly fell into darkness, with only a one-second time difference, the darkness seemed to be shrouded in a faint halo again. The dog closed his eyes, and then felt that his wet dog nose was pinched by someone.
"—Aww!"
The tiger's body shook, and the son of a bitch kept a shocked face, and escaped from the nightmare.
There is no follow-up.
One hit to escape.
"woke up?"
At this moment, in front of Ruan Xiangyuan was the vivid face of the handsome man he was familiar with, and there was a trace of absent-mindedness unique to just waking up in those beautiful blue pupils. The son of a bitch thinks that there is probably no more beautiful eyes than Rachel's seductive tricks in the world.
Lei Qie yawned shallowly, struggled for a while, and then said in a deep voice to the dog staring at him in a daze, "Have you ever had a nightmare? When you wake up, take your paws out of the way." I take my chest away, it hurts to step on it
. "
Ruan Xiangyuan stuck out his tongue without embarrassment, halahala, and sprayed Leiqie's hot face, and took his paws away from the man's chest - sorry, I just said I can't be tired, tired What do you think you should do if you accidentally turned into a breast-attacking madman without my knowledge? Next time, if something good or bad happens, you can't let Lao Tzu take responsibility for you, right
The man stretched out his hand to remove the dog's big dog's face, got up, and said something that disillusioned the dog's mind: "Get up, I don't rehearse today, but I want to watch them make props for the stage play, so as not to cause any trouble .”
Watch them, lest there be any trouble.
I am Lei Qie, the biggest "disturbance" of the Absolute Wing Pavilion, this sentence is taken for granted,
The pup who is completely of the same attribute as him also feels that there is nothing wrong with it.
It's just that if the words of the king can flow all the way to the twenty-eighth floor along the sewer pipes and enter Uncle Spart's ears, then it is very likely that the acting steward of Building No. If Lei Qie and the son of a bitch feel tired after rehearsing, then Uncle Sparte, who is temporarily acting as the director, and the man next door with a tearful mole can only say that their hearts are even more tired.
Thousands of words can be combined into one sentence: You can teach both pigs and cows, but you can't teach this godlike person and dog who has no talent as an actor.
Because of the complete lack of cooperation between the two protagonists, the rest of the extras were exhausted—
After the rehearsal, almost all the prisoners honestly went to the restaurant for dinner and went back to the cell to take a bath and sleep without stopping. Compared with the usual time, the frequency of making troubles dropped by 50%. This bad idea brought not only a huge sum of 10 billion yuan, but also a moment of tranquility that has never belonged to the Absolute Wing Pavilion in history.
It is sunny today, but the restaurant is covered with dark clouds and the air pressure is very low. Except for the tired faces of the people in Building 1 and Building 4, they can still talk normally. The second prisoners stopped fighting, and they passed by like walking dead holding breakfast plates that they didn't know what they were, with "I want to die" and "now die" written on their faces. , "Immediately die".
So when such a group of dead-faced prisoners gathered in the nightmarish place rehearsed yesterday, Lei Qie, who was squatting on the highest referee's platform, said something that almost made them bleed three feet on the spot—
"Cheer up, can you guys be more tired than me?"
After wiping his face, Uncle Spatt commanded the two inmates in Building No. 2 to move the big white curtain that Eli had prepared and threw it on the floor of the basketball court. Hawkeye and Mt stared at No. 3 Prisoners in the upper floor went to fight against the hundreds of barrels of paints and pigments that were about to be used.
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The canvas used as the background curtain is naturally huge, and several prisoners simply used mops instead of paintbrushes—following the group of prisoners who came in carrying mops, was Mira, who was very excited when he saw it. To be honest, last night Seeing the living white lotus after dreaming that he was murdered by this guy, Ruan Xiangyuan felt that it was too damn kind.
So the dog-like pup who had been lying at Leiqie's feet all of a sudden stood up.
Uncle Sparte turned around at the same time as if he had eyes behind his back and stared at Ruan Xiangyuan's big dog face, which seemed to be preparing to do something bad: "Today, your range of activities is within two steps of Lei Qie, beyond One step to add food tonight, dog meat hot pot."
Ruan Xiangyuan: "..."
Lei Qie: "Tsk, don't scare my puppy, uncle."
"This is really the cutest dog I've ever seen, hehehe."
Uncle Sparte looked around the room full of paint buckets while talking, and a strong uneasiness flashed through his heart. At this time, DK, who was carrying a large tree stump with Ruan Xiangyuan's target Mira, turned around and waved to Uncle. , once again threw a warning look at the son of a bitch whose ears towered above his head like an antenna, and then Spart walked towards dk—
Ruan Xiangyuan stretched out his paw and patted Leiqie's feet. The man lowered his head and looked at the pair of curious dog eyes. After thinking about it, Leiqie only dropped two words—
"Shotgun."
Ruan Xiangyuan is so smart (...), how could he not understand what the stupid master said.
At the end of the script, in the scene where the robbers hold a shotgun to fight for the eight-tailed dog, the shotgun will be used—but in any case, Eli will never allow such a god-defying thing as a gun to appear in the Absolute Wing Pavilion, so as a stage For the props of the play, they had to make them out of wood, and put some decent paint on them to perfunctory.
It is worth mentioning that, apart from the three inmates in Building No. 3 who got the role of Bandit, as a representative of Building No. 2, the role of Bandit D fell to Mira's house—although it was only the role of a bully, it was obviously white. Lianhua is very happy to have a chance to show her face...
"Brother Hawkeye said, I should interact more with the prisoners in Building 2
. "
The white lotus not far away said this to Uncle Sparte who was walking in.
Xiaohua, Xiaohua, are you awake? You finally realize that your interpersonal shutdown has reached the point of life and death, and although it is obviously too late, it is worth a symbolic struggle-so as congratulations on this, the son of a bitch pukes on the spot.
Ruan Xiangyuan squatted on the referee's platform and slept for a while. When he woke up with a loud noise and opened one eye, he saw the stupid owner with a head of fiery red hair helping to lift a staircase that he touched. In front of this kind of manual work, Lei Qie, who was nimble in fighting, once again exposed the problem that he was not used to going out with his IQ. While saying "sorry" without sincerity, he helped someone who dared not speak A certain prisoner on the tenth floor of Building No. 2 lifted up the ladder.
Ruan Xiangyuan got up, scratched his neck, jumped off the referee's table, and landed steadily like a tiger landing.
Then he found that something was wrong with the paw feeling, and felt the wet and sticky weird touch, and realized that something was wrong. The pup raised his head amidst Uncle Sparte's unbearable growl— Looking around, he saw that what he stepped on was a huge curtain, on which the deep forest and the blue sky were painted—
Hey, the drawing is quite similar—this is probably the curtain used when the eight-tailed dog turned into an elf at the end
The dog lowered his head and looked calmly at the screen, where there were two huge dog paw prints on the "painted-like" green forest.
Looking up again, he saw countless prisoners holding blue paint, white paint, and green paint in their hands, standing at the edge of the canvas at this moment, looking at him silently and speechlessly.
The basketball court fell into a moment of embarrassment. As the owner, Lei Qie finally let go of the stairs that he had bumped into before, and said lightly, "Kill you to death", the son of a bitch flew back and jumped back, turning around with a paw The paint started to run wildly, so everyone who was frozen three minutes ago watched the fat plush creature running ahead on four legs. .
The amazing thing is, from the gradually narrowing distance between the two moving objects, it can be seen that Rachel is actually faster than the dog—
Finally, after knocking over the second bucket of paint, and seeing the colorful mess all over the floor, Uncle Sparte had collapsed and raised his hand to grab his hair, Rachel grabbed the big tail of the pup—
"Aww
! "
-foul! ! ! ! !
The dog's paws slipped twice, and amidst the screams of the crowd, he fell firmly into a pile of tools—
With a click, some wooden products broke.
But at this moment, it was obvious that no one was able to take care of this. Lei Qie staggered, then immediately stood firm, dragged the son of a bitch under him, and slapped his buttocks, and was beaten honestly. That's right, Ruan Xiangyuan fell down on the spot, panting heavily and exhausted—it rolled over on the ground, resting on all fours, feeling the pleasure of the rest of its life, and then saw, dead face dk Walk towards yourself.
Then Ruan Xiangyuan saw Uncle Spatt's wife squatting down like this, and pulled out something from behind it—
"Wow!"
— What the hell? Oh wood, thank you, what did I say, something is panicking behind my back!
dk: "It took all morning to fix the gun stock."
Ruan Xiangyuan: "..."
DK: "It's broken."
Under the watchful eyes of everyone, relying on the fact that he couldn't understand human language, the bastard raised his big paw, and patted DK's wrist with a thin layer of sweat from cutting wood, lying on the ground, The puppy twisted like a big caterpillar, and whined—
So what, I'll show you how cute I am, please don't kill me!
Afterwards, until this day passed, the whole afternoon, Ruan Xiangyuan was as reliable as a real working dog—when people mopped the floor, he yelled the bucket for washing the mop; when people painted, he pulled the cart Transporting truckloads of large cans of paint; especially when DK shrank silently while re-cutting wood to make a shotgun, Ruan Xiangyuan ran back and forth biting pieces of wood, that was hard work.
With a bah sound, he spat out the piece of wood suitable for a gun stock in his mouth to DK's feet, Ruan Xiangyuan lay down tired as if paralyzed—
"Teeth marks
. "dk picked up the piece of wood and commented indifferently.
The pup groaned, stretched out his paw and kicked the piece of wood, showing the stinking behavior of "if you like it, you don't need to take it yourself".
"Doggie."
Seeing that the day's work was finally over, as the pup's hard day's work report, its stupid master rubbed its head with a big hand. When the pup raised his head and stuck out his tongue at him hahaha, Rachel thought for a while and bent over. He bent down and kissed its long dog face.
I don't know why, but all the prisoners who watched the touching scene of "a man bent over and kissed his puppy in the golden afterglow of the setting sun" couldn't feel...comfortable anyway.
The rippling Ruan Xiangyuan, if he wanted to interview his thoughts at this moment, he would probably tell the reporter that in the next second he will ascend to the sky and become a dog immortal.
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During the days of rehearsals, the performance time agreed with Eli is coming soon.
On the eve of the performance, it was about to start at dawn, and the pup who was the protagonist for the first time in his life was so nervous that he didn't sleep well the night before.
On the day of the performance of the stage play, the sky had just dawned. Judging from the weather outside, it didn't seem to be a particularly good weather. In the bedroom on the 31st floor of the second building of the Jueyin Pavilion, the alarm clock rang "beep beep". The ** creature moved, stretched out a man's hand in a mess, quickly pressed the alarm clock, and then quickly retracted as if he couldn't stand the low temperature. During his movement, the persistent mind started a second round of beeps beep—
"Tsk."
The man in the warm quilt made a violent voice, and simply lifted the quilt to cover his head, and the world returned to tranquility.
In the gap between the rolling of the quilt on the bed in the early morning, another plush creature lying half dead beside him reacted—
The fluffy ears that were softly attached to the forehead suddenly stood up as if they were listening to radar, trembled twice, and opened the dog's eyes in a daze, with dark circles (I thought I had them but the dog hair blocked them) , the pup jumped up like a roll.
Then he was slapped back by the stupid master who was angry with getting up: "What are you being so excited about
. "
"Aww!"
—Sleep ass!
The puppy rolled his eyes, jumped from the bed onto the carpet, and swayed on the soft carpet for a while. He came under the wooden shelf. At this time, Ruan Xiangyuan was no longer squatting in front of the shelf half a year ago and could only look up. The onlookers are gone, now he only needs to put a chair under the wooden shelf, stand up with his front paws on the chair, and he can easily say hello to the little black little red flower in the goldfish bowl—
The puppy's moist black nose was pressed against the goldfish bowl, staring at the frightened goldfish swimming back in the aquarium, the puppy who has been focusing on self-entertainment for three hundred years grinned happily, oh With a whimper, he jumped out of the chair, so proficiently that he could not touch things with his eyes closed, and walked all the way to the fixed toilet outside the door with ease, raised his dog's legs, hissing with enjoyment.
After shushing, he turned around, went back to the cell, entered the left hand side of the door, picked up the pink dog bowl, groped all the way into the bedroom, jumped on the bed, lifted the blanket covering his stupid master's face with his big paws, and wiped the dog's mouth. Buckle down the bowl, which is empty and cleaner than it has been washed—
"Wow woof!"
-get up! I want to have breakfast!
Then Rachel yawned, slowly got up from the bed with a sleepy face, stretched out his hand to rub the pup who was lying on the bedside looking forward to being fed, while reaching out to touch the bathrobe While lazily saying: "Good morning, Falcon."
"Aww!"
—You are too early, stupid master.
Lei Qie paused as he stretched out his hand to grab the bathrobe, then turned his head as if remembering something: "Today seems to be the day of the performance?"
Puppy: "Wow!"
When the big furry head approached shamelessly to be touched, the man smiled, and the corners of his eyes softened—
His puppy has finally grown into an adult.
Just like when I was a child, when I woke up in the morning, the man would spend half an hour taking a shower. During this period, the pup would spend ten minutes quickly finishing his first round of breakfast, and then go to the bathroom door to squat, waiting for the man to come out and change his clothes— Usually, at the last second when Lei Qie buttoned up his buttons, the pup who was squatting on the ground and tilting his head to watch him put on his clothes seriously would turn around and leave with a groan. Standing up at the side of the stairs, he patted his paw on the button leading to the first floor, squatted down again, and when Rachel came slowly, the elevator opened right in front of them.
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One person and one dog entered the elevator one after the other.
Normally, they would go to morning exercises or start a formal breakfast in the restaurant.
However, today is different. After leaving Building No. 2, they turned around and walked on the road leading to Building No. 3. The roof of Building No. 3 became the final stage of their stage play because it had a small wooden house that was very suitable as a prop. We discussed together to decide the venue for the performance. At the beginning, I was embarrassed when I thought of that nightmare son, but later I thought about it, so I readily accepted it.
When Lei Qie came to the top floor of Building No. 3 with the son of a bitch, the staff had already set up the venue at their respective positions. Seeing Lei Qie, Uncle Sparte immediately came up and talked some nonsense as a pre-war mobilization—Ruan Xiangyuan After listening patiently for a while, I feel that the uncle's words can basically be summed up in four characters: "Don't mess around".
Bored in every possible way, the son of a bitch turned his head and walked away, stepping on the clean snow, sticking out his tongue and groping obscenely beside the item box—
There are four fake shotguns made by dk's skillful hands neatly placed inside, the son of a bitch vaguely remembers that these are the logs he transported as a porter - can it be regarded as the fruit of Lao Tzu's labor
Thinking about it like this, he became interested immediately, sniffing his nose and sniffing around the shotgun, appreciating his labor culmination pervertedly, looking at it, suddenly felt that something was wrong——
Four shotguns neatly arranged, the butts are complete and smooth...
So, what about the tooth marks that symbolize the most glorious labor and belong to Lao Tzu
Where did it go
With a groan, his big paws stomped on the snow in a circle. The obsessive-compulsive dog suddenly made a fool of himself. He sniffed and looked around the four shotguns until Bai Lianhua, who was the shotgun user, rushed up and shouted loudly. Shouting "Why are you peeing on props" attracted a bunch of people, including Rachel.
Thus, the framed son of a bitch turned his head three times in one step, and Lei Qie grabbed the collar and got away from the props.
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