The Theory Of Queerbaiting

Chapter 10

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When Duan Jiashuzhai was surfing the Internet at home, he inexplicably found that there were several Xipi clips of himself and You Xin posted on the homepage of station b. When I opened it, it turned out to be a picture of him and You Xin in "The Funny Family". Only then did Duan Jiashu realize that the show had already been aired, and his heart moved, so why not just watch it.

Duan Jiashu opened the first episode of the program on Apple Channel's website, and because he was used to using station b, he also opened the barrage. The beginning of the show was quite satisfactory, and there was no essential difference from other variety shows, that is, the members of the show knew each other and boasted about each other's business. When I went out to let the wind in the back, it began to get better. Mr. Qi and the others deserved to be big names in variety shows, they were very stalking, even people like Duan Jiashu found it funny, and the barrage was full of "hahaha", very harmonious.

Then the camera turned, and the subtitle "Let's see what Xin Xin and Jia Shu are doing at home" appeared, and the barrage immediately became discordant.

[The whole process is full of energy ahead, please be prepared]

[It must be doing love~]

[Please enjoy the romantic comedy "Teacher Duan's Troubles"]

...

What a mess of barrage! Duan Jiashu frowned, he remembered that he behaved normally during the recording of the first episode.

The scene of Duan Jiashu wiping the table in the restaurant appeared on the screen. I saw him showing a gentle smile while wiping the table.

[Ashu is looking at me and smiling!]

[A Shu is probably in love with me!]

[Ah, Teacher Duan's smile is so handsome!]

Then the focus of Duan Jiashu's eyes appeared on the screen. It turned out that he was looking at the kitten in the mobile phone video.

[A Shu likes cats and won't like me]

[I am that cat]

[I'll steal that cat from Teacher Duan right now, so that I can marry him!]

In the barrage, the sand sculpture netizens are desperately adding drama to themselves.

After a beep, the screen was shown in the kitchen again, and You Xin was cooking seriously. He is sharp with his swordsmanship, his movements are not sloppy at all, and he also gave a lot of close-ups of the dishes. He also thoughtfully added the ingredients and steps of You Xin's cooking in the later stage, so that people can smell the aroma of the dishes through the screen. Duan Jiashu saw that a bag of potato chips was also opened here, and saw that the barrage here was completely different from the previous painting style.

[The screen turned and I came to the food show]

[The recipe has already been obtained and I will try it immediately]

[His method is very authentic, my mother cooks like this too]

[Xin Xin is cute and knows how to cook, she is really ingenious and must-have at home!]

The meal was almost done, but the kitchen and dining room were completely silent, except for the occasional meow or two from Duan Jiashu's cell phone.

[A mime]

[Silence is the beginning of love]

[Xin Xin can't help it anymore]

On the screen, You Xin glanced at the restaurant, and then at the restaurant again. He puffed out his cheeks and took a breath as if he had made up his mind. You Xin walked to the restaurant looking a little nervous, and called out "Duan..." Then Duan Jiashu stood up abruptly and walked to the toilet. You Xin shook her shoulders in fright, and then followed, "Duan...". Duan Jiashu turned his head back to the restaurant again, sat down and played with his mobile phone, You Xin was stunned for a moment, then took two steps, then pouted, feeling extremely wronged.

Duan Jiashu had no idea that after he ignored You Xin, the other party would have such an expression. A sense of guilt suddenly surged in his heart, mixed with some inexplicable emotion, which made him want to poke You Xin's aggrieved cheek and pat his head.

There are people who feel the same way as Duan Jiashu in the barrage.

[Xin Xin is so cute, what are you doing, Teacher Duan!]

[Teacher Duan will pay the price for what he did]

[I know, I know, this is a script of abuse first and then attack]

[Duan Jiashu doesn't seem to want to talk to You Xin, probably because he doesn't want to sell rot, hee hee]

[Don't slap your face too fast, you will soon see Teacher Duan really smells good]

After pressing this paragraph, the person who released the wind came back, and everyone gathered together to eat and drink, and the picture became harmonious again. Then it's time to divide the room.

After laying the groundwork, the scene of Yuan Feng inviting Duan Jiashu to live together was shown. The barrage expressed condolences for Yuan Feng's tragic abandonment.

[Fengfeng doesn't even know that he has been abandoned]

[Fengfeng is already a yellow flower of yesterday]

[Teacher Duan, you scumbag, you are such a scumbag hahahahahaha]

Then Duan Jiashu decisively rejected Yuan Feng and asked to live with You Xin. The barrage immediately climaxed.

[Teacher Duan's mind is really difficult to guess, I can't figure it out after guessing]

[It seems that Duan Jiashu is twisting in front of him]

[However, Xin Xin didn't know that Teacher Duan was changing, Xin Xin was very surprised.]

[Although Xin Xin was angry, she didn't refuse. I announce that you are married!]

[Sandwich is rio!]

[Teacher Duan, come on at night!]

[Teacher Duan, come on in bed!]

[I announce that Sandwich is asleep!]

...

Duan Jiashu couldn't bear to watch this anymore. After pressing pause, he reported the most explicit bullet screens. Then he paused for a while, and looked back at the part where You Xin chased him around but he ignored him, and finally stopped at You Xin's aggrieved face, Duan Jiashu watched for a while, and then saved the screenshot into his phone.

At the same time, the forum also exploded. The last post about Duan Jiashu and You Xin JQ had thousands of replies.

[My God, the stone hammer!]

[Now I don't need anyone to break the news, I also found out that Duan Jiashu and You Xin are having an affair!]

[Why did Mr. Duan change in the front, and why did he change in the back? Is there any master who can analyze it for me!]

[Duan ignored You in the past because he was embarrassed because he was twisted. In fact, Duan is not a very social type in the circle, and he has never had any scandals. It is not surprising that he likes people to be twisted. It is easier to understand the initiative to ask to sleep with You Xin in the latter part. All the guests in the show have to share the room. If You Xin didn't live with Duan, she would definitely live with other male guests. It is probably because of this reason that Duan couldn't care less about changing things. Oh my god! This Xipi is so appetizing to me! I have a stake!]

[Not much nonsense, the sandwich is locked, the sandwich candy is too sweet!]

[This building is all fans of You Xiaoshou, La Langla really spared no effort!]

[You Xin is really shameless. While selling rotten things with Liu Yanhui, he still doesn't forget to hook up with Duan Jiashu. He's really hungry!]

[Duan Jiashu himself wants to sleep with You Xin, can this also be blamed on You Xin? I am really convinced by Duan Fan's brain circuit!]

[Stop scolding, our Xin fans came to perform kneeling and skating, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo)

[You Xin’s fans really like to pretend to be pitiful just like the main character. They post upside down, kneel down and kneel down, get up and wipe their ass, and it’s none of Xin Xin’s business [Funny]]

...

You Xin was on the phone with Sister Yu when he saw this post. When he read the post, he kept his mouth open, in disbelief. It turns out that Fan Xipi's brain circuit has evolved like this, and he and Duan Jiashu's current relationship can make Hong Xipi popular, he really never expected.

"You Xin, did you hear that! You're going to be popular! What kind of ecstasy soup did you pour Duan Jiashu into to make him fry Xipi with you?"

In the same way, Brother Wen was also asking Duan Jiashu.

"What kind of ecstasy soup did You Xin pour for you, why are you so cooperative to hype it up with him?"