The Theory Of Queerbaiting

Chapter 12

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After Duan Jiashu finished his work, he moved a small bench and sat in the kitchen, waiting to eat You Xin's freshly baked omelette.

You Xin’s egg pancakes are made in a simple way, that is, eggs, soy sauce and shallots are added to the batter, and then some oil is fried in a pan to form pancakes. This kind of cake is burnt on the outside and tender on the inside when it is first made, but it will soften after a while. So in order to get the best pancakes, Duan Jiashu sat with a plate and waited while eating.

You Xin glanced at Duan Jiashu while making pancakes, and saw him sitting on a small bench obediently like an oversized primary school student, eating meticulously at the plate, but he had to take another look at You Xin after a few mouthfuls The pan, that affectionate gaze almost burnt the pancakes in the pan.

You Xin laughed secretly in her heart, feeling that Duan Jiashu's appearance was a little bit cute, and this kind of cuteness seemed to heal the internal injuries he had just had from holding his breath.

"Stop peeking at me, it's time to turn it over, the omelet is going to be mushy!" Duan Jiashu pointed at the pot with dissatisfaction.

"Ah?" You Xin was surprised and quickly picked up the shovel and turned it over. Although the rescue was timely, the edge of the cake was still a bit dark.

"Sorry, I'll eat this."

"No, this cake is made for me, even if it's mushy, it's mine. If you want to eat it, you have to make it yourself." Duan Jiashu put the egg cake in his own bowl, and took a bite first as if he was afraid that someone would snatch it.

You Xin: "..."

What kind of inexplicable possessive desire is this... Forget it, don't bother with him. Later, You Xin fried two more, Duan Jiashu ate one, put the other freshly fried side on the plate and handed it to You Xin, "Here's this one for you~"

You Xin was overwhelmed with flattery, she never thought Duan Jiashu could leave the food in his bowl for others to eat. Just as he was about to take it over, he realized that this was on the show, and it seemed a little too intimate for him to eat what was on the same plate.

"Forget it, eat it yourself."

"I can't eat anymore. If you don't eat, it's a waste of food."

You Xin: "..."

Well, food is not allowed to be wasted on the show. You Xin took the plate and took a bite. The omelette just out of the pan was hot and fragrant, and it was really delicious. I usually pay attention to my weight, so I haven't eaten it for a long time. This ordinary and happy taste reminded him of his grandma. You Xin's parents died early, and he was brought up by his grandmother. I remember when I came home from school when I was a child, sometimes I was hungry and couldn’t wait, so I would hold a bowl and wait in the kitchen like Duan Jiashu, waiting for my grandma to spread omelets for him to eat. Others eat slowly, and the pancakes get cold after a while. Grandma always gave him the freshly fried pancakes, and kept the pancakes that had been stored for a long time for herself.

You Xin was in a daze as she thought about it for a while, only to realize that Duan Jiashu hadn't left after eating, and was still sitting beside her. While playing with his mobile phone, he asked You Xin, "Is it delicious?" as if he made the omelette.

"... delicious." You Xin smiled, but didn't have the heart to complain about the other party anymore.

Duan Jiashu glanced at him without saying a word, lowered his head and continued to fiddle with the phone.

"Ding" You Xin received a WeChat message.

Duan Jiashu: [I didn't bully you, why do you have such an ugly expression?]

You Xin: [No, you are overthinking.]

Duan Jiashu: [You obviously did, you didn't roll your eyes at me just now.]

You Xin looked at the phone and laughed a little, you know that I keep rolling my eyes at you. He doesn't like to tell others about his family affairs, but he doesn't want to be on guard against Duan Jiashu for some reason.

You Xin: [I just thought of my grandma, she passed away.]

After sending this WeChat message, You Xin felt his head warm up, and when he looked up, it turned out that Duan Jiashu had just patted his head lightly. Then he got a WeChat message.

Duan Jiashu: [Touch you.]

You Xin was stunned for a moment, and suddenly felt a little numb in his heart. For some reason, he read a kind of tenderness from Duan Jiashu's expressionless face. Feeling her heart beating faster and faster, You Xin quickly lowered her head.

"I'm going to cook, you go to work."

"Oh." Duan Jiashu tilted his head to look at You Xin's face, then nodded and went out.

You Xin breathed a sigh of relief, and found that the phone rang again.

Duan Jiashu: [You are ashamed, I found out.]

You Xin: "..."

You Xin found that since he and Duan Jiashu added WeChat, the relationship between the two has become much better. Not only are they secretly sending WeChat during the recording of the program, but they also share the videos of station b with each other after work is over.

At the beginning, You Xin shared a lot of Duan Jiashu’s xipi videos with Duan Jiashu. After hearing that Duan Jiashu reported them one by one, You Xin was worried that he would really hurt the hard-working up owner, so he gave up (Teacher Duan has not reported successfully, please Rest assured, you rotten girls). Then it was Duan Jiashu's turn to share some videos of Internet celebrity cats with You Xin, and You Xin liked them very much. It's just that when they suck cats together, the two of them will inevitably quarrel.

You Xin: [The little blue cat is so cute, the cutest one is the little blue cat~]

Duan Jiashu: [No, the little orange pig is the cutest [Cool]]

You Xin: [Can orange cats and blue cats be the cutest?]

Duan Jiashu: [No, there can only be one who is the cutest [Cool]]

Duan Jiashu: [The blue cat is so fat after gaining weight, it's not cute [curling lips]]

Duan Jiashu: [So you can’t lift iron either [smile]]

You Xin: […]

You Xin: [Stop chatting, goodbye.]

Duan Jiashu: [[crying loudly]]

You Xin: […]

At the same time, Sandwich Xipi is also growing crazily on the Internet.

With the broadcast of "Funny Family", everyone discovered a lot of sweet hammers. For example: Sandwich Xipi was indeed assigned to a group to pick strawberries in the second episode of the show. Although I didn’t see the details of how to kiss later, the careful Xipi fans found various repos in the Weibo of the program staff, and based on the repo, they collaged the complete plot of their imagination, and based on this plot Wrote over fifty fanfictions.

One of them is very classic.

The general content is that the cold and awkward Duan Jiashu meets the cute and shy You Xin. You Xin has always been secretly in love with Duan Jiashu, but she is afraid to confess because she is a boy. Because of Duan Jiashu's indifferent treatment, You Xin was disheartened for a while, and was also confused about Duan Jiashu's choice to share a bedroom with her. However, in the next day's game, Duan Jiashu lost the game with an excuse, and kissed him in front of everyone as a punishment for the game. You Xin was very excited, thinking that Duan Jiashu liked her, but the other party said that she was just a straight man, and she just thought he was cute and wanted him to be her pao friend. You Xin had no choice but to suffer with tears, and ooxx with Duan Jiashu in the gaps in the recording of the program, and xxoo in all the time when the program was not recorded. Under various harmonious activities, Duan Jiashu finally found that he had fallen in love with You Xin a long time ago, but at this time You Xin found out that she was pregnant...

This article has almost stepped on the cuteness of Xipi fans, earned enough Xipi fans' tears, and finally has the plot of running with the ball, which can be said to have concentrated the culmination of fanfiction. Even You Xin has been following this article. If it wasn't for the fact that he was pregnant in the text, he would almost believe it was true.