The Theory Of Queerbaiting

Chapter 13

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Today is the day to record the program. Originally, the director team wanted to arrange guests to shoot the content of the location. However, the weather was not good and there was a sudden heavy rain, so the recording could only be temporarily suspended, and the team members were temporarily free to move around the courtyard.

Most of the guests on the show are popular stars, and they have many other jobs besides running variety shows. So whenever they had time to rest, they all went back to the bedroom to catch up on sleep, and You Xin and Duan Jiashu also followed the trend and stayed in the bedroom.

Duan Jiashu sat on the bed very upright and read the script. He marked the pictures with a pen and muttered words. After looking at it for a while, Duan Jiashu took out his phone and looked at the kitten as usual. You Xin also finished reading today's update of Fanrenwen, and felt that there was nothing to do, so she sat by the window and watched the rain.

The rain was indeed heavy, crackling on the roof, forming an intermittent barrier along the eaves like a curtain, which was very interesting. There was no danger in the bedroom on the first floor, so You Xin leaned half of her body out to catch the rainwater with her hands. Just playing, he heard a few subtle meows. At first You Xin thought it was Duan Jiashu's voice in the video, but after hearing it again, he felt something was wrong.

You Xin turned around and found that Duan Jiashu had turned off his phone and fell asleep at some point. It seemed that the meowing sound really came from outside. You Xin looked out of the window and couldn't help worrying. With such heavy rain and a kitten meowing so bleakly, it must be difficult. He took a towel and an umbrella, and planned to go out to find the cat. But when he saw Duan Jiashu who was asleep, he hesitated again.

Do you want to take Duan Jiashu together? If it was before, You Xin would never have such a plan. But recently, the relationship between him and Duan Jiashu has become much better than before, and the other party is also a famous cat lover. If he doesn't let Duan Jiashu participate in this kind of action to rescue the kittens, the other party will probably be unhappy if he finds out. Thinking of this, You Xin made up her mind, stepped forward to wake up Duan Jiashu, and dragged the dazed Duan Jiashu out to find Mimi.

The place where the two of them live is very close to the courtyard in the courtyard, and the kitten must be nearby. They walked and listened, and finally found the kitten in the corner of the corridor around the yard. This is a little raccoon flower, it looks at most a month old, the blue film in the eyes has not faded, and it is lying weakly in the gap and screaming. Because the rain is too heavy, there will always be rain that leaks in and splashes on the kitten's body and wets its fur.

When Duan Jiashu saw that the kitten finally woke up, his usually cold and expressionless face became very moved. He knelt down and stared at the kitten with concern, and followed it to "meow". Seeing how pitiful the kitten was, Duan Jiashu stretched out his hand to hug the kitten, but the whole cat was smaller than his hand, and his hand was gesticulating in the air for a long time, but he didn't know where to start. With an anxious expression, she looked even more helpless than Little Li Hua.

You Xin couldn't stand it anymore, so he squatted down and wrapped the kitten in a towel and wrapped it tightly so that only the kitten's head was exposed, then he unzipped the jacket and put it in his arms to keep warm The place. Probably the little cat felt a lot warmer, and the meowing was not as miserable as before. Duan Jiashu looked at You Xin with admiration, and followed him step by step. You Xin took the kitten back to the bedroom and began to wipe its fur with a towel. The little cat didn't know what happened, and meowed softly while struggling gently. While wiping it, You Xin comforted it, "Good boy, just wipe it dry..." Then she heard a louder "meow meow".

How can a kitten have the strength to bark so loudly? As soon as You Xin turned her head, she saw Duan Jiashu squatting beside her, burying her chin on the back of her hands, "meowing" in pain, following the kitten's meowing one after another.

You Xin: "..."

Sure enough, it was a mistake to wake up Duan Jiashu, this guy can hardly do anything other than play another cat. Speaking of which, since Teacher Duan saw the cat, he never spoke human words.

"Teacher Duan, stop barking. Go to the kitchen and find some Shuhua milk for the kitten. I remember there is some in the refrigerator. Put the milk in a milk pot to heat it up. It won't be too hot. Give it to the kitten later. .”

Duan Jiashu nodded after waking up from the role-playing, and finally left.

You Xin breathed a sigh of relief, and sure enough, once the big cat Duan left, the little civet cat lost the repeater that could sing with it, and obediently stopped barking. You Xin wiped the kitten again, and then turned on the lowest setting of the hair dryer to blow dry it. After a while, Duan Jiashu came back with half a bowl of milk. You Xin drank a little and tasted it, the temperature was just right, and carefully put it in front of the kitten.

The kitten didn't know how long it had been since it had eaten, and when it saw the milk, it buried its head in the bowl and licked it. You Xin knelt down and patted the kitten's head and said softly, "Eat slowly, eat slowly." The kitten's fur has dried up now, nestling on the ground like a fluffy ball. When Duan Jiashu saw the fluffy kitten, his heart itch was already unbearable, and seeing that You Xin had already started it, he couldn't help it even more, and directly touched the kitten's butt with his hands.

Probably doesn't like being touched by people he doesn't know well, and with the added strength after eating milk, the civet cat turned around and wanted to bite Duan Jiashu's hand, completely ignoring the friendship between the two of them meowing together, scaring Duan Jiashu's whole body "Whoosh" jumped backwards.

Seeing that it didn't bite the other party, the kitten was not angry, turned its head and pouted its buttocks, and concentrated on licking its milk. Duan Jiashu was left with a very injured "meow meow meow" non-stop.

You Xin: "..."

It seems that Mr. Duan loves cats very much, and rewards cat anchors generously, but the level of raising cats is relatively poor.

After a while, the rain has stopped, and I have to go to work again.

You Xin entrusted the kitten to the assistant, and Duan Jiashu and Duan Jiashu cleaned up and got ready to start work. Seeing Duan Jiashu tidying up, looking at the kitten's temporary sleeping nest, with a look of reluctance and grievance, he didn't know that he was playing some cruel drama. You Xin suppressed a smile in her heart, but she still wanted to comfort the other party on the face: "Teacher Duan, don't worry, all kittens are like this, you should get along with him more and get familiar with him."

Seeing Duan Jiashu stiffen his neck, he turned his head expressionlessly: "I don't care, there are so many cute kittens waiting for me to see on the Internet, I am the number one on the reward list of many anchors, and I have many more The cat blogger gave me the cat fur." After saying that, she raised her head proudly.

You Xin: "..."

You Xin opened her mouth, but finally resisted the desire to complain about Duan Jiashu. It's so pitiful that you can't buy a kitten with money, you can only have cat hair or something, so let's not talk about him...

That's what Duan Jiashu said, but he was a little absent-minded when recording the program in the afternoon. However, his expression was as calm and calm as usual, except for You Xin, the others didn't seem to notice any changes in Duan Jiashu.

"Xin Xin, I found out that you really watch Teacher Duan every time you record a show~" You Xin was stunned when Lin Qiubi patted his shoulder, with a narrow expression on his face.

Upon hearing this, You Xin immediately looked around and found herself and Lin Qiubi standing in a blind spot of the camera, and then heaved a sigh of relief, "Abi, what are you talking about, we are recording a program~"

"I know I'm recording a show, don't worry, my sister knows it well~" Lin Qiubi winked at him after speaking.

"???" Your expression makes me feel completely helpless! "Hehehe..." You Xin smiled along with her, her heart pounding. Did I pay too much attention to Duan Jiashu, which caused others to misunderstand. But he couldn't explain this kind of thing. Seeing that Lin Qiubi was like a rotten girl, the more he explained, the more it seemed like a cover-up, so let's just fool it.

Fortunately, Lin Qiubi saw that You Xin was a little embarrassed, so she changed the subject: "Did you and Teacher Duan pick up a kitten?"

"Yeah, very cute..."

...

Duan Jiashu saw You Xin and Lin Qiubi chatting passionately from a long distance away, talking and laughing at Yanyan. He turned his head the other way, feeling even more uncomfortable. It's not that I'm worried that You Xin is going to stir up Xipi with Lin Qiubi, his small body and girls only have the sight of a girlfriend. Like this kind of Xipi, it's probably because he likes to love sisters. It's just that Duan Jiashu suddenly realized that You Xin seemed to have a good relationship with everyone, and he couldn't tell who he liked and hated, but he could always find his place in the crowd.

Unlike myself, always alone. Duan Jiashu looked towards the mountain beyond, most of the time he enjoyed being alone, but now he felt a little lonely.

In the final analysis, it was the little kitten who made him so sad, the corner of Duan Jiashu's mouth pulled down, and tears flowed silently in his heart.

Back in the courtyard at night, Duan Jiashu couldn't help but went back to the bedroom with You Xin to see the kitten. Little Lihua has woken up and is playing parkour. After playing for a while, the kitten stopped, lowered its head and sniffed around, and even pawed the ground with its paws.

You Xin immediately grabbed the kitten by the back of the neck and carried him into the new litter box that the assistant bought in the afternoon. Sure enough, the little cat felt very satisfied after stepping on it, so he picked up the basin and planned to get a bigger size.

Duan Jiashu immediately became excited. He has seen many videos and photos of Internet celebrity cats going to the toilet on the Internet, but he has never seen a kitten go to the toilet with his own eyes! The kitty's fleshy little paws were pawing on the edge of the litter box, and even the expression of exertion could be seen on its face. It's really cute~ Duan Jiashu squatted beside him, his heart full of pink bubbles, when he suddenly smelled a bad smell and rushed straight to his forehead.

Duan Jiashu quickly stood up and covered his nose: "Who farted so stinky!"

"... Can a kitten poop not stink? You still smell it so close." You Xin opened the window disapprovingly, already holding a small shovel in her hand.

Duan Jiashu: "!!!"

how so!

Duan Jiashu didn't recover until You Xin finished shoveling the shit and wiped the cat's ass. You Xin turned around and saw Duan Jiashu standing there with a broken look on his face, and immediately understood.

"You don't think kittens are cute so poop doesn't stink, do you? Isn't cat poop smelling like strawberries?"

Duan Jiashu's face was as dark as the bottom of a pot.

"Okay~" You Xin thought it was funny, so she patted Afraid Duan Jiashu on the head, and pulled him down to Xiao Lihua's nest. The kitten has limited physical strength, and fell asleep in the nest after going to the toilet. You Xin took Duan Jiashu's hand and touched the cat's head, and said softly: "No matter what, the kitten is still very cute, right~"

Duan Jiashu stroked the kitten's soft fur, looked at the kitten's sleeping face, gradually calmed down, and nodded accordingly. He followed You Xin to hold his hand and directly hugged the other's shoulder: "You are so kind."

You Xin, who was still smiling, froze immediately, he felt Duan Jiashu's breath on the side of his neck, making the skin on his neck itchy. You Xin couldn't help flinching, and said in a small voice: "What's wrong..."

"Like mom."

You Xin: "... ... ..."

I can't give birth to such an annoying son as you!