The Theory Of Queerbaiting

Chapter 17

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The next morning, You Xin got up from the bed with a stinky face, feeling that she was unloved.

I don't know if it was because Duan Jiashu tortured her too much last night, You Xin couldn't sleep peacefully even when she fell asleep. He had a dream of selling rot with Duan Jiashu all night. The self in the dream painted two blushes on his face for some reason, and the disgusting Bala and Duan Jiashu kissed me in various ways, and finally succeeded in making everyone around them sick, even the most tolerant Xipi I can't even swallow the powder. This kind of dog shit candy announced that he would never eat Xipi again. Only Duan Jiashu was still waving a small leather whip and laughing: "You Xin, you continue to play hahahaha, I want to make this world free from corruption hahahahahahaha... …"

Thinking of herself two months ago, You Xin felt so stupid and naive. At that time, he had just learned that he was going to participate in a show with Duan Jiashu, and he was full of expectations for Duan Jiashu, the king of diamonds selling rot, but he didn't expect that he would be forced to sell rot by the other party. , the world is going down, everything is unpredictable...

You Xin was brushing his teeth while recalling the past, and involuntarily remembered Duan Jiashu's leather whip suit in his dream. He couldn't help shivering, and when he looked up, he saw the figure of the male protagonist Teacher Duan in his dream reflected in the mirror of the bathroom. . You Xin spat out in the mirror with a "poof", and the white foam stuck to the mirror and instantly covered up Duan Jiashu's handsome appearance.

After dinner, Duan Jiashu returned to the bedroom to take a look in the mirror: "..."

Duan Jiashu, whose self-appreciation was destroyed by You Xin, frowned, looking unhappy. It's just that such an unhappy expression doesn't damage his beauty. He looked refreshed, his skin was smooth and delicate, his eyes were bright black and white, and it was obvious that he slept very well last night.

After washing, You Xin slandered Duan Jiashu while changing her clothes: Teacher Duan looks really young, not like a 28-year-old at all. A person like him who only imposes troubles on others but carefree himself is indeed not easy to grow old.

"What's going on?" Duan Jiashu patted Afraid You Xin on the head, pressing the other's messy hair down. "What kind of expression is that on your face? You actually squinted at me, have you forgotten your own character design?"

You Xin secretly rolled her eyes, all my character designs were imposed on me by you. Thinking of this, You Xin pouted aggrievedly.

"Don't pout all the time, your expression of grievance is too single. Don't just use your mouth, you have to learn to express your feelings with your eyes. Eyes are the window to our soul. Are your big eyes just for rolling your eyes? "Duan Jiashu knocked on You Xin's head with his hands, with a look of resentment.

You Xin was trained by him to nod her head nonchalantly like a chicken eating rice, she didn't even dare to pout her mouth, she could only bite her lip.

Duan Jiashu shook his head, and decided to teach himself, "You raise your head, and see what it feels like for me to play your grievance."

Play me? How to act

You Xin raised her head curiously, and saw that Duan Jiashu's whole body immediately felt different from usual. The Duan Jiashu I usually see always stands straight, with his head up and his chest up. Even if he doesn't speak, he still has a sense of presence standing on the side, like a standing sword, showing his sharpness. But now that sword-like temperament is completely gone. I saw his shoulders and chin tightened slightly, his hands were in his pockets, and his whole body was swaying and full of unsteadiness. When he looked at him, there was a trace of timidity and a trace of grievance, but there was still a trace of affection hidden in his bright eyes.

You Xin opened her mouth in surprise, the person played by Duan Jiashu really looks like herself, it really makes people's skin crawl!

Of course, that idiotic look in his eyes is completely different from his own!

But even this is very powerful, it is really too amazing!

Seeing You Xin's surprised and admiring eyes, Duan Jiashu returned to his usual expressionless look with a hint of hesitation: "See, you are studying hard with me now, although you can't reach my level, but It would be of great benefit to you to learn a little fur."

You Xin nodded foolishly, completely overwhelmed by Duan Jiashu's performance. The resentment in his heart was wiped away, and he still felt a little lucky to be able to sell rot with an aspiring actor like Mr. Duan.

Today's recording content is a family sports meeting. The big guys get together to perform several down-to-earth daily sports. The shooting location is in the large courtyard in the middle of the courtyard. The face of the yard is not too big, so the form of exercise is relatively simple.

The first thing to do is the shuttlecock kicking competition. The competition stipulates that the person who kicks the most consecutive shuttlecocks is the champion and can be rewarded. Those who kick no more than ten shuttlecocks in a row at the same time need to be punished. Everyone has three chances, and the best score is the final score.

Before the recording started, Duan Jiashu gave You Xin a wink, and You Xin immediately understood that this was a reminder to enter the state of acting. He hurriedly nodded to Duan Jiashu, his whole body became tense, and began to hypnotize himself constantly, "I have a crush on Duan Jiashu. I have a crush on Duan Jiashu. I have a crush on Duan Jiashu."

Meanwhile, the game begins. Song Yunyun and Lin Qiubi were obviously masters of shuttlecock kicking, as if there were magnets on their feet, they kicked the shuttlecock without any effort. In the end, Song Yunyun was better at kicking the shuttlecock and won the first place.

Of course, in addition to the skill school, there is also the funny school.

Teacher Qi and Yuan Feng were quite flexible in this regard. Teacher Qi kicked the shuttlecock one to the east and the other to the west. His movements were exaggerated and thrilling. And Yuan Feng kicking the shuttlecock is like performing martial arts, one left kick and another kick, I don't know if he is playing the shuttlecock or the shuttlecock is playing him. However, even with such reluctance, Yuan Feng and Mr. Qi kicked eleven, which happened to avoid punishment. The two were very happy, everyone laughed and applauded, and the atmosphere became more and more intense.

It's time for You Xin to make an appearance.

You Xin also played shuttlecock when she was a child, so she is not so worried because she has a little foundation. It's just that he still glanced at Duan Jiashu's direction before going on the field. He didn't expect that at such a classic moment of looking at each other to express encouragement, Duan Jiashu turned his face away when he saw You Xin looking at him.

You Xin: "..."

Depend on! What is Duan Jiashu doing? Didn't you say it's easy to sell rot? Could it be that he was actually joking and punishing himself by saying that selling rot? You Xin had a lot of messy thoughts in her mind, but she still subconsciously made an aggrieved expression.

Never mind never mind! It's better to think about how to avoid punishment first. You Xin took a breath to calm down, and started kicking. After all, it's been a long time since I kicked the shuttlecock. The first two kicks were almost ten. But fortunately he can find a little feeling now, You Xin decided that the third time should be fine.

You Xin threw the shuttlecock and kicked it again, "One, two, three, four..." He counted silently in his heart, in order to adjust to the best angle for kicking the shuttlecock, You Xin couldn't help turning in circles Come on, he turned around and turned in front of Duan Jiashu. After You Xin kicked the ninth one, he felt a very eager gaze from the corner of his eye. He subconsciously looked for it, and found that Duan Jiashu was looking at him with very burning eyes, full of love and possessiveness.

You Xin was taken aback, slipped and missed the tenth one.

You Xin: "..."

Depend on! What's wrong with Duan Jiashu! When I went to see him, he didn't respond to himself, and when he kicked the shuttlecock well, he suddenly made trouble again. He just wants to bully me! You Xin glanced at Duan Jiashu resentfully, and found that the other party had stopped looking at him, and there was no expression on his face, as if it was his mistake just now.

You Xin tilted her head in doubt, suddenly a flash of light came to her mind. Isn't such a performance with huge inconsistencies and contrasts the legendary "twisting"! He recalled the content of the programs that had already been aired and the fans' analysis of the sandwich Xipi, and he had to say that Mr. Duan's establishment was very relevant. The word "awkward" not only fits his usual personality in the show, but also expresses his feelings for "You Xin".

After confirming that You Xin was going to be punished, it was Duan Jiashu's performance moment.

Duan Jiashu didn't pick up the shuttlecock immediately after playing, but first moved his neck, rubbed his shoulders and kicked his legs to do some preparatory activities. His expression was calm and serious. It gives people a sense of sight that although they are in a down-to-earth courtyard, they are actually participating in the Olympic shuttlecock kicking competition. Watching his movements, You Xin also became nervous, and involuntarily pursed her lips.

I saw Duan Jiashu throwing the shuttlecock straight up from 30 centimeters in front of his chest. When the shuttlecock landed in front of his eyes, his feet naturally lifted up. However, the shuttlecock and his feet did not seem to exist in a four-dimensional space. In time and space, it fell straight to the ground with a "pop", but Duan Jiashu still kept kicking his feet before he could react.

The audience roared with laughter.

Duan Jiashu was stunned for a moment, slightly annoyed, he turned his head and gave You Xin a look.

You Xin laughed the loudest among the crowd. After being stared at, You Xin immediately realized his task of "selling rottenness", but he was probably bullied by Duan Jiashu so hard that he couldn't stop laughing when he saw the other party embarrassing him, so he could only cover his mouth and laugh. Duan Jiashu had no choice but to look at him helplessly, there was a trace of embarrassment but tenderness in his eyes.

You Xin couldn't laugh immediately when the other party looked at him like this, he put his hands down and lowered his head, not daring to look at Duan Jiashu again, even his heart beat faster.

Oh my god, is this a doting look? Teacher Duan is so amazing, I was completely drawn into the play by him...

Seeing You Xin making the expression she wanted, Duan Jiashu nodded in satisfaction. He turned his head and started to deal with the shuttlecock, but the next two attempts completely repeated the same result as the first time, except for You Xin, the audience couldn't breathe from laughing.

The first competition ended, and You Xin and Duan Jiashu got another chance to be punished. Seeing this familiar scene, the corners of You Xin's mouth twitched. Fortunately, he knew the content of the punishment in advance. This time, he didn't eat strawberries with his mouth in a hardcore rotten game, but just drank bitter gourd juice.

Teacher Qi is also the host of the punishment session.

"You Xin and Duan Jiashu will be punished for failing to meet the minimum standard for shuttlecock kicking, and each will drink a glass of bitter gourd juice. But the program team still wants to give you two another chance. Now you have two glasses of green juice in front of you, one of which is It’s bitter melon juice, and the other glass is kiwi fruit juice. It depends on which one of you is lucky enough to drink the sweet one.”

Sure enough, there were two small cups of green juice on the table, and it was impossible to tell which cup was bitter melon with the naked eye.

Then just take a cup, anyway, drinking a cup of bitter gourd juice is not harmful, You Xin was thinking so but was interrupted by Duan Jiashu's voice.

"You Xin played more games than me, so I should drink bitter gourd juice. I won't choose, I will drink both." Duan Jiashu glanced at You Xin after speaking, and then quickly turned his head away. Picking up a glass and looking at it, he frowned after taking a sip, but he still swallowed it hard and finished it.

You Xin looked at Duan Jiashu and bitter gourd juice in shock, it was the first time he was taken care of in such a sweet way, and this person was Duan Jiashu. Although I know that this must be a plot that Duan Jiashu thought up to sell rot, You Xin still can't help but feel a little touched, it seems that it would be nice to sell rot with Duan Jiashu. You Xin thought about it and watched Duan Jiashu drink the second cup. This cup should be sweet, Duan Jiashu drank it in one gulp.

He put down the cup expressionlessly, left a handsome close-up for the camera, and then moved out of the camera in one step or two.

You Xin followed Duan Jiashu to the side and was about to thank him when Duan Jiashu turned his head: "Ugh..."

There was a puddle of green liquid on the ground.

Duan Jiashu covered his mouth and raised his head to look around, calmly told You Xin: "Help me cover it, don't let others see it."

You Xin: "..."

It turns out that the cup in the back is bitter gourd juice, and Mr. Duan's scenes are still as many as before.