The Theory Of Queerbaiting

Chapter 19

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In the evening, Duan Jiashu directed the sandwich noodles to have a quarrel with his fans, and then had a good night's sleep.

After he got up in the morning, ran, took a shower, and had breakfast, he happily sat on the sofa and opened Weibo, intending to play for a while on the sandwich Xipi's super chat. Duan Jiashu's large Weibo account is not very convenient for him to operate, and it will often make headlines, so he hasn't logged in to this account for a long time. In order to break into Xipi Fan's interior and get first-hand sandwich information, Duan Jiashu registered a small account. Not only did he have mutual relations with several sandwich cuties, he even hooked up with the [paper full of absurd words] who wrote about running with the ball and humanities because he frequently rewarded writers.

To sum it up in one sentence, Duan Jiashu is now doing well in the Sandwich Xipi fan circle.

However, when Duan Jiashu opened Weibo today, he was not in the mood to interact with his little sisters, and his beautiful mood early in the morning was also declared bankrupt. The first Weibo post refreshed on the homepage was the source of his bad mood.

X Wave Entertainment: [Liu Yanhui and others who came to the late night restaurant were not his girlfriend but You Xin] Some media photographed last night that @刘彦辉 went to the restaurant alone after finishing work and ordered food in advance, suspected to be waiting for his girlfriend. The reporter thought they were waiting for the big news and they were passionately waiting for the filming, but unexpectedly the guest was @尤馨[doge], the two had a great time eating and chatting, leaving the two reporters sad to follow the filming. Please click the video for details...

Duan Jiashu read the Weibo content verbatim, and then clicked into the comments. The passers-by are all hahahaha, Meteor Xipi powder is eating candy. And sandwich noodles... Duan Jiashu found several reposts in Moments on his homepage, all of which were sandwiched Xipi fans crying and expressing envy, jealousy and hatred. Eating candy yesterday has only caused sadness today, and happiness is always so short-lived.

With a heavy heart, Duan Jiashu finished reading the Weibo of the little sisters, and then clicked on the video posted by X Wave Entertainment. He took a small notebook from the coffee table bitterly, and wrote it down while reading it. Come out of the hole. After watching the video, he got the following data:

Liu Yanhui picks up food for You Xin: 5 times

Liu Yanhui smiled at You Xin: 4 times

You Xin smiled at Liu Yanhui: 3 times

You Xin dancing: 4 times

The content of this video is more than just interactive. Not to mention the fact that the two had dinner together in private, and the reporter mistakenly thought they were dating their girlfriend, these two points alone were already shocking. What's more, You Xin and Liu Yanhui acted naturally, relaxed and very close during the filming. Duan Jiashu judged based on his experience in the Xipi circle during this period of time, this video that gathered many climax factors for Xipi fans would definitely be a big hit in the Xipi circle. With this video, Meteor Xipi can once again hold his head up high in the Xipi Circle.

Their Sandwich Party is behind again!

I performed so hard yesterday, but I was defeated by my opponent! Hateful! However, this is not the thing that makes Duan Jiashu the most angry. The most annoying thing is that You Xin actually dated other men late at night while pretending to be Xipi!

He didn't want to listen to what You Xin said that he and Liu Yanhui were just brothers, good friends. Since he promised to play Xipi with himself, he should completely avoid giving other Xipi the opportunity to give sweets. If sandwich candy and meteor candy are also released, it means that there is no candy. If you can't focus on sugar, what's the point of him and You Xin pretending to be Xipi? No matter how hard I try to write the script and deduce the characters, isn't it all useless work? You Xin is too much, he really doesn't respect the fruits of his labor at all!

After Duan Jiashu scolded You Xin, he still felt uncomfortable, as if his heart was still tightly blocked. He looked at the little script in his hand and finally thought of the reason. Recently, I have been concentrating on researching sandwiches, and I have been involved in the drama every day, and I have already regarded myself as the "Duan Jiashu" in the script. In the eyes of the script "Duan Jiashu", You Xin's actions are cheating! And Liu Yanhui looking for a date with You Xin in the middle of the night is demonstrating against Duan Jiashu as a rival in love!

My God, this is simply hateful for You Xin's lack of professionalism! Finally found an outlet for his anger, Duan Jiashu drank a glass of ice water angrily before calming down a little. He slowly calmed down and began to analyze carefully. After all, there are still a few people who are as dedicated as himself. It is impossible for a little idiot like You Xin who has no self-motivated mind to understand the importance of focusing on sugar distribution without guidance. I don't have enough talent to get into the drama as deeply as myself, I still have to wait for myself to teach him and influence him.

Duan Jiashu, who found his way forward again, nodded, and decided to start making a new round of Xipi interpretation plan.

After X Wave Entertainment posted its Weibo, discussions about You Xin and Liu Yanhui's late-night date were also discussed on the entertainment forum.

Landlord:

Have you read Weibo? The reporter originally wanted to find out if Liu Yanhui had a girlfriend, but ended up squatting You Xin here. This is too funny. I think it can be included in the top ten sand sculpture entertainment news this year 2333333

But after watching the video, I really feel that You Xin and Liu Yanhui have a very good relationship. The host hopes that they are really together~

Originally, the original poster often watched "The Funny Family" and ate Duan Jiashu and You Xin's stuffed Xipi, but now I feel like I'm going to climb the wall 23333

Reply:

[It seems that the host is the legendary sugar-only party, climbing the wall anytime and anywhere]

[Meteor powder front row report, if the host wants to eat meteor candy, I can give you a meteor gift bag~]

[Meteor is really delicious. When we were in the same team before, Liu Yanhui took care of You Xin the most. In today's video, Liu even served you food several times. He has been really gentle and considerate for ten years.]

[Gentle and considerate ass, the group disbanded for three years and never contacted, You Xin finally became popular and Liu Yanhui started to post it, hehe]

[The sandwich powder in front is so sour, did you enjoy eating fake sugar yesterday?]

[What kind of fake sugar, passers-by are so curious, can someone explain it?]

[Yesterday, during You Xin’s live broadcast, a sandwich Xipi fan gave You Xin 50 rockets under the name of Duan Jiashu, and even called on the sandwich Xipi fan to tear up Duan Jiashu’s only fan. It’s so prestige 233333]

[Oh my god, you Xin must be embarrassed to be messing with Xipi in front of the steamer, I feel so distressed...]

[Isn't it just embarrassment, You Xin's complexion was not good at that time, but the sandwich powder is still being eaten as candy 23333]

[I think it might be that You Xin rewarded herself by showing off, making sandwiches popular, and You Xin became famous again because of sandwiches. Which Xipi do you think people want to stir up more? I think meteors should stand aside hahaha]

[Can you stop spreading rumors? One by one, they took it for granted and talked nonsense. The local tyrant who gave gifts during the live broadcast was not pretending to be a sandwich fan at all. That person was called [Mr. The local tyrant has called this name for many years, and it is not a temporary name change at all.]

[If what was said above is true, then this [Mr. I watched the live broadcast yesterday, and You Xin's expression seemed to know who the local tycoon was, but I didn't expect him to tip me, so I was so flustered, right?]

[Maybe it's You Xin's benefactor, seeing Xipi fans is too annoying to declare sovereignty 233333]

[Fuck, shit, shit! Sisters look what I found! I just went to look around the homepage of [Teacher Duan, a cat lover], and found that his account has been registered for three years, and he is 28 years old, the same age as Duan Jiashu.]

[Fuck upstairs! I remembered that Duan Jiashu said in an interview before that his favorite animal is a cat, and his favorite cat is an orange cat. I also went to watch it just now, [Teacher Duan who is a cat lover] The kitten with the most rewards is Orange Xiaojuju!]

[It seems that [Teacher Duan who is a cat lover] is Duan Jiashu himself, so You Xin knew his ID, and she was so panicked when she saw him come to reward her, because she was worried that her relationship with Duan would be exposed. Wow, unbelievable and reasonable, all the clues are right.]

[I believe the words upstairs, so many coincidences are no coincidences, goodbye meteor, sandwich is rio!]

[Sandwich is too rio! In contrast, the late-night date of Meteor has become dull, but my nature is still delicious, and I am so excited! I feel like if you give me a lever, I can pry the earth over!]

[Oh my God! Some kind of giant JQ was picked up in this building, I was so excited that my mother was dizzy! Last time someone picked up Duan Jiashu and You Xin who picked up hammers. Why do they have so many hammers! ! ! In "Funny", two people still sleep in the same room, I'm afraid I have already slept in it!]

[Sleep+1]

[Sleep+2]

[Sleep +3]

[I have summarized all the things I did in the live broadcast yesterday [Mr.

A fan asked You Xin whether Duan Jiashu snored while sleeping, You Xin tried hard to explain, and praised Duan for his good sleep, like a Sleeping Beauty. [Laughing cat] I tipped a rocket.

Then You Xin showed everyone the reading notes of "The Actor's Self-Cultivation", [猫猫] rewarded 50 rockets and left a message "Don't be too tired to study, I will give you some rewards [touch your head]"

Later, Duan Fan, who was a traitor, sent a bullet screen to diss You Xin, and was rewarded by [狼猫] for self-directing and acting, and the scolding was very ugly. [猫猫]Angrily sent three fan posts in succession, "I spend my money reasonably and legally, what's your business?" "You dare to scold me, it's unforgivable!" mouth!"

Everyone, just eat whatever you want, anyway, I myself broke my head [Husky sticks out his tongue]]

[I was preparing for the postgraduate entrance examination, but after reading the summary above, I still couldn’t get enough of it. I’m going to watch the replay of the live broadcast. Love is worth wasting time!]

[[Picking the cat] It's not Duan Jiashu himself, my head was chopped off upstairs, love is too scary, Duan Jiashu lost his head, and so did I]

[Friends, I know what you need now, let's go to see Mrs. Absurd's sandwich fan "Unpredictable Love". Eating meat after eating sugar is very good for digestion!]

[Upstairs is a good man]

[A good person lives a safe life]