You Xin opened her eyes at night and fell asleep in a daze until midnight, her dream was full of messy plots.
First, Duan Jiashu asked him to discuss the efficacy of health care, and then the other party couldn't help saying that he wanted to do experiments on You Xin, and then forced or semi-forced (You Xin can't remember) Duan Jiashu put You Xin to sleep. Afterwards, You Xin cried in a mess, but Duan Jiashu looked at him with a smile, "Why are you crying, we are selling rot, and I don't really like you~" You Xin stopped crying instantly, and then looked at Duan Jiashu Smiling, he patted his face, "We have done the big health care, now use a small leather whip~"
You Xin was so frightened that she woke up as soon as she opened her eyes, and then found that someone was slapping her face. He pushed the opponent's hand away with a "thump" and jumped up, yelling: "What are you doing!"
Duan Jiashu, who was slapping his face to wake You Xin up, was taken aback, with an innocent expression on his face: "I'm hungry."
You Xin: "..."
You Xin wiped her face, feeling that her sleepy head was still dizzy. I heard Duan Jiashu next to him say again: "I'm hungry, get up and cook for me." You Xin covered her face and nodded, suddenly a very strange sense of guilt emerged in his heart, don't look Duan Jiashu is 28 years old, but he is still just a child, so he was flirting with him in his dream, it is simply too obscene!
I blame myself for having the illusion of liking Duan Jiashu last night, probably because Duan Jiashu was so handsome at night that made me dizzy. After You Xin washed up with a mournful face, Duan Jiashu pushed him to the kitchen to make egg pancakes for him.
Out of some inexplicable sense of guilt, You Xin put marinated beef cubes in the egg pancake for the other party. Duan Jiashu leaned against the kitchen door and sniffed twice, very satisfied with the aroma of the uncooked pancakes. He raised his eyes and thought for a while, then frowned: "Why didn't you give me braised beef yesterday?"
Because I thought you were annoying yesterday, I didn't want to give you food. You Xin thought so, but she didn't dare to answer, she just said: "I forgot yesterday."
Duan Jiashu pursed his lips slightly, not very satisfied with the answer, but he didn't delve into it, and instead asked other questions. "Are you and Liu Yanhui on good terms?"
"Yes." You Xin replied casually, then glanced at Duan Jiashu. Okay, why did he think of mentioning Liu Yanhui again? Duan Jiashu and Liu Yanhui are not familiar.
"Has Liu Yanhui ever visited your house?" Duan Jiashu continued his efforts.
"I haven't been here, only you have been to my house." You Xin bought this small house after leaving the group. He hadn't contacted Liu Yanhui for almost three years before, so of course it was impossible to invite him to his home. And now that he and Liu Yanhui got acquainted again, he never thought about inviting him to his home. Although the house he lives in is small, it is also the first small world that belongs entirely to You Xin, and it cannot be easily shared with others. However, this beautiful little corner of his mind is now left with an indelible mark as if Duan Jiashu was riding back and forth on a grass mud horse.
"En." Duan Jiashu nodded, but slightly larger than usual, as if very happy.
You Xin put the baked pancakes on the plate, glanced at him out of the corner of the eye, and suddenly had a strange feeling that Duan Jiashu seemed to be jealous because of Liu Yanhui. He carefully observed the other party, and saw that Duan Jiashu walked over quickly when he saw that the cake was ready, held the plate and pouted and blew on the whole cake. Then he took a bite and commented with great satisfaction: "Well, the pie with meat tastes better."
It should be an illusion again, You Xin calmly came to a conclusion. Apart from liking kittens, Duan Jiashu probably only has feelings for food. He can't let this guy stay in his own home anymore, otherwise he will always have all kinds of strange hallucinations. Duan Jiashu must be driven away now!
Thinking of this, You Xin made up her mind. He fed Duan Jiashu two more cakes and then said straight to the point: "After eating, you can go, you can't stay in my house anymore."
"Okay." Duan Jiashu nodded while eating, very refreshing. "I guess Brother Wen has realized his mistake after thinking about it all night, and he will apologize to me right away. I'll go find him later, and then go home."
You Xin: "???"
what's the situation? I was ready to no longer be soft-hearted, no longer hesitate, no matter what, I would ruthlessly reject the other party, but Duan Jiashu immediately agreed
You Xin felt a little congested in her chest. He took two deep breaths to comfort himself, forget it, Duan Jiashu should leave. After he leaves, he can return to a peaceful life.
Duan Jiashu really started to clean up after eating. After he put on the celebrity three-piece hat, mask, and sunglasses, he took away the remaining stewed beef from You Xin's house, walked to the door and turned around: "You Xin, can I come to your house next time?"
"...uh, you better not..."
"Well, I will come again next time." Duan Jiashu waved his hand and closed the door.
You Xin: "..."
Ten o'clock in the evening, the most popular time for entertainment forums. A post suddenly appeared on the homepage of the forum [Sisters, come on! ! ! I'm going to faint!]
Contents of the main building:
Just now the host checked Weibo and found that Duan Jiashu, who has not been online for a hundred years, posted Weibo. [Screenshot of Weibo.png]
Nothing special, just that he had eaten a bowl of delicious noodles and was about to go to bed. After reading the pictures, the poster did not realize what the Weibo was trying to express, and then silently scrolled down to other content. But after a while, I felt that the furniture in Duan Jiashu's Weibo picture looked familiar, so the host dug it out and looked it over again, guess what? The owner feels like he has discovered something incredible!
Look at the dining table in Duan Jiashu's picture and the comparison of the dining table at home during You Xin's live broadcast [Dining table comparison.jpg] Is it exactly the same
Look at Duan Jiashu’s Weibo, the partition of the living room and dining room, Duobao Pavilion, is it exactly the same as the one in You Xin’s Weibo [Duobao Pavilion.jpg]
And Duan Jiashu’s bowl and chopsticks for eating noodles, are they exactly the same as the bowls and chopsticks You Xin showed off her cooking skills last time! [Comparison of bowls and chopsticks.jpg]
Damn it! I don't even know what to say! The landlord is going to the roof of the dormitory to shout! ! ! Friends, discuss it yourself!
Reply:
[When I saw the title of the original poster, I wondered if Duan Jiashu was messing up again, so I came in at once...]
[Fuck! You, landlord, pay attention to safety on the rooftop, and don’t cause accidents because of the relationship between a dog and a man!]
[Damn... last time my friend told me that the sandwich was real and I laughed at her, now I believe it too! ! !]
[Isn't it just going to You Xin's house to eat a bowl of noodles, what's the big deal [hmph]]
[Isn't it just going to You Xin's house to sleep, what's the big deal [doge]]
[This comparison is all fake! The landlord's p-picture spreads rumors and will receive a lawyer's letter!]
[The host must not have a p-picture, I will prove it, unless Duan Jiashu has a p-picture [doge]]
[Ah Shu why is it so hard to think about it! I can't accept 5555555, what's so good about You Xin who looks so ugly 555555555]
[The famous Duan fans upstairs are all crying, it seems that the sandwich is real, the sandwich is rio!]
[I found that although Duan Jiashu hasn't been on Weibo for 800 years, the last two Weibos are related to You Xin. The last time the lonely picture was posted was because Liu Yanhui came to participate in the show and took You Xin's attention away, so is it also because of Liu Yanhui to post Weibo this time?]
[Yes, yes, recently Liu Yanhui and You Xin were photographed having dinner at night! Then Duan Jiashu refused to accept it and immediately declared his sovereignty on Weibo! What's so great about having dinner with You Xin, I live at You Xin's house!]
[Upstairs reading comprehension full score, I announce that you are the class representative of Sandwich!]
[Teacher Duan is too jealous, he looks so serious that he can't think of this kind of person!]
[This is the legendary old house on fire, a fire of love!]
[What kind of sugar is it? Isn't it just Duan Jiashu talking to himself. You Xin didn't say anything]
[I don't understand upstairs, Xiao Shoushou is embarrassed. Teacher Duan doesn't know how to cook, who made the noodles he ate, huh?]
[You Xin is going to feed Teacher Duan, oh, what kind of lustful hint is this, oh my god, I'm going to faint, and I'm going to go to the rooftop to blow some air!]
[Oh my God, once a person falls in love, he really loses face! Please, dog man, continue to send sugar, please!]
[Report! Another big candy was found! report! Another big candy was found! You Xin's past live broadcast shows that You Xin's house has only one bedroom and one bed [Picture] Ah, I'm going crazy! I'm going to write a birth article now, and I will give birth to ten or eight of them!]
[Sure enough, I fell asleep! For the heroes in front, please leave a link before leaving!]
[Sleep +1 link +1]
[Sleep +2 link +2]
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[May I ask where I can buy such a good steamer with sandwiches, the sipi of my rice has not been opened for ten years [tears]]
[Come here for a sandwich candy, you won’t be able to buy it at a loss, you won’t be fooled, and you will win a lottery and become a sandwich candy rich man]
[Friends in the back, please raise your hands, I say sandwich! You said rio!]
[Sandwich is rio!]
[I TM love sandwiches all my life!]
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Duan Jiashu sat on the desk upright, refreshing this new popular post with satisfaction, taking notes while reading the replies. The last time You Xin and Liu Yanhui's date was exposed, Duan Jiashu thought he had failed. But I didn't expect that the broad masses of the people were so insightful that they almost revealed his true identity. It was so exciting!
While Duan Jiashu was surprised, his thirst for knowledge was aroused. Why is this flirtatious interaction more eye-catching than a straight date? After summarizing and analyzing various speeches in the forum, he finally found that when discussing gossip, the majority of sand sculpture netizens are more willing to find clues and then conduct analysis and verification. Compared with the answers directly given by the media, they are also more willing to believe in their own conclusions .
After Duan Jiashu obtained this theoretical result, he immediately put it into practice. He made up the reason for the quarrel between himself and his agent, used his acting skills to successfully stay in You Xin's house, and took pictures to obtain a lot of evidence, which is what netizens call a hard hammer. Then I selected the most informative photos and posted them on Weibo. Sure enough, practice is the only criterion for testing the truth, and his actions have been consistently recognized and praised by the majority of netizens.
Moreover, Duan Jiashu got a lot of unexpected gains living in You Xin's house this time. Not only did he eat the rice cooked by You Xin and bring back the stewed beef, but it was also very interesting to chat with him. It was Duan Jiashu who always felt itchy in his heart, but didn't know what to do.
So what should you do with You Xin? Duan Jiashu was thinking about it when he received a call from Brother Wen.
[Duan Jiashu! Are you with You Xin? Don't say no, you are not normal these days...]
[Yes, we are together.]Duan Jiashu calmly returned.