The Theory Of Queerbaiting

Chapter 4

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Duan Jiashu felt that he had a very difficult day.

Although he only recorded the program for one day, his nerves also collapsed for a whole day. Even though he has taken all kinds of precautions, he still feels the difficulty of dealing with You Xin. What created opportunities for the two of them to be alone in the same room, what gave him less food and then took the opportunity to give him his own food, all of them are means of selling rot!

Based on Duan Jiashu's years of experience in reporting small videos, he can imagine how many pink circles would be edited out and how many wolves would be screamed on the screen if he let the other party take its course and let this show go out. . It's scary just thinking about it!

Originally, he could have avoided this situation by going out with other people, but if he went outside, he wouldn't be able to watch the live broadcast of Little Orange Pig on time! Participating in this program is already so painful, if he can't watch the live broadcast, what's the point of him suffering this kind of suffering!

Fortunately, after starting to eat, You Xin's face became very ugly and stopped. Duan Jiashu carefully studied the other party's expression, feeling very disdainful in his heart. You Xin has already touched him a few soft nails, but You Xin is still pouting and pretending to be cute, trying to attract his attention, it's really... shameless.

It was not easy for everyone in the program group to finish their meal, and there was another gag, and finally came to the most important link - how to allocate the bedrooms.

Although the courtyard house borrowed by the program group is simple in appearance, it has undergone various modernizations inside. There are four bedrooms in the whole house. With the exception of one reserved for special guests, the other three rooms are divided equally among the six permanent guests, sharing one bedroom for every two persons. This arrangement is not only based on the actual situation, but also for the effect of the program, and it makes Duan Jiashu hate it.

There are only two ladies, so there is no doubt about how to live, it mainly depends on how the men arrange it. Duan Jiashu has already thought about this fully. If You Xin wants to sell rot with him, he would not consider living with him, and Mr. Qi has always been sexually obsessed in the folklore, and Duan Jiashu doesn't dare to take risks, so the only choice left is the rough guy Yuan Feng.

After thinking about these things, Duan Jiashu kept winking at Yuan Feng while discussing the bedroom. Although Yuan Feng looked rough, he was not stupid, and immediately understood what Duan Jiashu meant. He had worked with Duan Jiashu in a TV series before, and he knew that although the other party was not very easy to get along with, he never made trouble for others, so he felt acceptable to live with Duan Jiashu. So he pushed it forward: "Last season, I was tired of living with Mr. Qi, this time I will live with Jiashu~"

Duan Jiashu nodded in satisfaction, and just as he was about to say yes, Yuan Feng started teasing again: "Jiashu and I are still the famous Xipi in the play, and it just so happens that I haven't seen him for a long time, and living together now is convenient for us to connect with each other." ~" As he spoke, he even winked at Duan Jiashu.

Duan Jiashu: "!!!"

He actually forgot this one! Although Duan Jiashu reported many edited videos of him and Yuan Feng, he always felt that these were all wishful thinking of the rotten girls and had nothing to do with them. Unexpectedly, Yuan Feng was thinking about this all the time! What's more... Duan Jiashu thought about how bad the plots of those videos were. The most frightening thing was that he himself was masquerading as the one below in the Xipi with Yuan Feng...

Bought a watch last year! This show is really full of wolves and tigers, good guys don't want to improve their professional level, they only want to sell rot, it's so embarrassing! I really misread Yuan Feng!

While scolding Yuan Feng bitterly in his heart, Duan Jiashu thought through the pros and cons of it in the blink of an eye, and made the most helpless choice.

"No thanks, I'll live with You Xin." Duan Jiashu calmly rejected Yuan Feng's proposal. He, Teacher Qi, did not dare to offend her, and Yuan Feng was too big to deal with, so it was better for You Xin to bully her. Anyway, no one took pictures when he was sleeping at night, and You Xin was so thin and small that he couldn't do anything to him.

Yuan Feng: "..."

You Xin: "..."

Yuan Feng was speechless, you don't want to live with me, why are you trying to show your strength, is it fun to play me? And You Xin opened her mouth in surprise as if she wanted to say something, but in the end she didn't say anything, she just pouted with a blushing face to show her cuteness.

The result of the bedroom allocation was decided in this way.

After filming a scene of unpacking luggage in the bedroom, the camera and staff also withdrew, leaving only Duan Jiashu and You Xin in the room, which can be described as deathly silence.

As soon as You Xin packed her luggage, she looked up and saw Duan Jiashu staring at her again. He finally felt that he couldn't stand it anymore after a day of pain.

"Teacher Duan, can you stop staring at me!"

Hearing this, Duan Jiashu carefully looked at You Xin's angry face, nodded, "Oh." Then he stopped looking at him, sat on the bed and played with his phone with his head down.

You Xin: "..."

Nima, why is there such a person... You Xin took a breath and decided to speak up: "Mr. Duan, since you hate me, don't do strange things, okay? Just stare at me!"

Duan Jiashu frowned and raised his head from the mobile phone world, with a serious face: "No, that's not the case."

No? Don't you hate me, it's all a misunderstanding? You Xin looked at the other party suspiciously, but Duan Jiashu continued: "There are two beds in this bedroom, one for you and one for me, so I won't sleep with you." Looking at You Xin with a descriptive expression.

You Xin: "..."

This guy's brain is full of what kind of yellow waste! He's just selling rot, he's not selling himself, okay? Forget it, can't afford to provoke it or hide it! Afraid of hearing something shocking from the other party's mouth, You Xin closed her mouth and lay down on the bed with her back to Duan Jiashu, turned on her phone and began to shut herself up and read a novel about farming.

The villain who brought Duan Jiashu into the novel hit him several times, and he finally felt a little more comfortable. Not to mention, although Duan Jiashu is an oddity, but this face is very handsome and easy to bring in. Thinking of the shock Duan Jiashu gave him in the past half a day, You Xin finally understood why the other party has such good external conditions and can maintain the innocence of "coming out of mud but not stained" in the circle. It is because of Duan Jiashu's "lotus flower" "Whoever eats will suffer from indigestion.

Thinking wildly, You Xin slowly fell asleep.

Nothing happened overnight... no wonder.

Duan Jiashu, who slept well, woke up in the middle of the night, hungry.

In order to put an end to You Xin's rot-selling behavior, he ate half a bowl of rice at night, so now his stomach growling is the price he paid.

Hungry... Duan Jiashu recalled that there seemed to be something to eat in the refrigerator in the kitchen. But as long as he leaves this room, he will be photographed by cameras that are almost everywhere in the house. If the program crew releases the footage of him getting up in the middle of the night and stealing food, it will greatly damage his mysterious actor image.

Duan Jiashu felt distressed for a while, and even regretted that he didn't eat more pieces of roast beef with potatoes for dinner. The potatoes were soft and waxy, and the beef was so soft and rotten that it was slightly spicy, which was really delicious. Speaking of which, although You Xin is average-looking, likes to pretend to be cute, and shamelessly fantasizes about sleeping with him, but his cooking is quite delicious, and there is still a little merit.

Thinking of this, Duan Jiashu looked at You Xin who was sleeping on another bed, and then crossed the bed to see a packet of biscuits on the table. It seemed like the kind You Xin wanted to give him when we first met. Duan Jiashu didn't accept the biscuits at first because of some worries, but later found out that everyone had them.

Annoyed for a while, Duan Jiashu touched his ears, his Adam's apple moved and he swallowed a mouthful of saliva. Then he got up decisively and walked away with the bag of biscuits.

"I'll just eat one piece, and then put the biscuit back as it was." Duan Jiashu said to himself silently, and then unwrapped the bag.

God! Duan Jiashu's eyes widened. Unexpectedly, the biscuits made by You Xin turned out to be in the shape of a cat's paw, so cute! He picked up one piece and put it in his mouth with glowing eyes. He only felt that the biscuit was crispy and delicious, not too sweet but with a slight milky aroma. It couldn't be more delicious when paired with the hungry late night and the dark yellow night light!

Duan Jiashu ate one piece after another, one piece after another, and finally realized that he had finished eating the biscuits...