After having lunch with Lin Jianlu, Yan Han went back to class to study.
Only now did he understand why a person who spends all day wandering around the campus maintaining order can still be a bully.
—Because everyone's intelligence is not on the same level at all.
So correspondingly, Lin Jianlu doesn't know what he thinks, but he always seems to know what he thinks easily.
From the matter of the love letter, it can be seen that he had never known the original owner before, and the other classmates who had been with him day and night did not feel that something was wrong. Lin Jianlu was able to find the problem through some logical errors and slightly inconsistent points, thus inferring that there was... How to say that word... Oh yes, there are variables.
... Who the hell can stand this!
Who knows if he discovered anything else!
…Suddenly said that she looks better in pants than in skirts, there must be something wrong!
Taking advantage of this lunch, to make up for the meal that Lin Jianlu invited him to but confiscated the red envelope last time, Yan Han decided to spend this time in peace.
Absolutely don't cause trouble, concentrate on studying, if you have nothing to do, don't even go out of the classroom door as much as possible, you have to hide from that Lin Jianlu.
The time spent immersing himself in studies always passed very quickly, and Yan Han once felt like he was intoxicated.
He is doing homework when others are chatting, he is reciting texts when others are watching magazines and chasing stars, he is previewing the next subject when others are secretly playing games with their mobile phones...
But even so, Yan Han still has a feeling of being at a loss. He will forget many things after memorizing them, or he will not be flexible, which makes Yan Han feel very frustrated.
But he has just started to study, there is no way to do this, Yan Han chooses to grit his teeth and persist.
It was already very late when I returned to the dormitory after school in the evening. I was already very tired and wanted to go to sleep, but Yan Han still started the live broadcast. Also review it.
One day passed, and his fans had changed from the original nineteen to the current twenty. As soon as Yan Han started the live broadcast, a barrage flew over——
Anchor, you are finally here. In order to do homework with you, I played with my phone hard, and I have been waiting for you for more than an hour!
Yan Han: "..."
He didn't plan to talk, after all, it was obviously more important than live learning.
What's more, he didn't watch live broadcasts before, knowing that anchors have to have their own personality and style. As for his style... just don't talk. After all, he couldn't watch the barrage while studying, so he was destined not to be able to communicate with fans.
Yan Han opened the physics textbook in front of him, and started today's night-time reading.
The days are tossed and turned, but the busy life is like a whizzing train, with a bang, but it can easily send people to the end of time.
Soon it was Thursday, and Yan Han habitually glanced at the class schedule early in the morning, and was successfully attracted by a few words...
"... What the hell is swimming class!" Yan Han asked Xiao Wu: "This school even has swimming class?!"
[Yeah, literally, you read that right.]
Yan Han: "It takes dozens of dollars to swim outside, isn't this school too rich?!"
[It’s okay, it’s Luze High School after all. ] Xiao Wu's words seemed to be taken for granted.
…
Sorry, it's poverty that limits my imagination.
But that's not the point.
The point is how the hell I take swimming lessons!
Not to mention his washboard figure, just talk about the pole under his crotch... Can an ordinary swimsuit really cover it
Yan Han patted his head with a headache, at this time Xiao Wu reminded him not afraid of death: [All attendees must be in women's clothing!]
... This is no nonsense!
Having had a headache all morning, Brother Yan still forced himself to finish his culture class first.
Swimming class was the first session in the afternoon, so Yan Han went to the school hospital in time for the lunch break, and found Li Hongqing.
It just so happened that another teacher on duty left early in the afternoon, and there was no one else in the school hospital at the moment.
"This problem sounds quite serious." Li Hong touched his chin lightly.
Yan Han half leaned on his chair, with Erlang's legs crossed in an unimpressive manner, and said with a decisive look: "Isn't your task to help me cover? Then tell me what I should do now?"
"Actually, I'm more worried about your problems than you are worried about the problems below."
"what is the problem?"
"Chest problem, it's just you at the airport..."
"Get out! Haven't you heard of chest stickers? Then it's over with a pad."
"So you actually agreed to use breast stickers?" Li Hongqing seemed to be frightened to a certain extent, "Ah, no! So you actually know that there are breast stickers?!"
"..." Yan Han took a deep breath: "Why do you think I don't agree with the use of chest stickers?"
In fact, he is not very happy.
But the skirts are all worn, and there is no shortage of chest stickers.
It’s quite strange to say this thing, but if I have to sum it up, it’s probably that people’s integrity and lower limit will really be obliterated little by little as they wear skirts for a long time.
Only then did Li Hongqing come to his senses: "Oh, I hate it, I've defaulted you to Big Chicken Tie 1 again."
She looked suddenly shy, and her voice suddenly became thinner.
Yan Han: "..."
Continue to breathe deeply.
When Li Hong looked down on him before, his eyes often flashed at every turn, which made Yan Han have to emphasize his attributes even if he didn't want to.
No matter how rough he is and how soft his heart is, he still can't do the above.
Of course, the adjective Li Hongqing used above for Haw's question is quite appropriate.
"The chest problem is solved, and the bottom is also easy to do, with that kind of restraint belt." Li Hongqing felt that he was simply a little genius.
"What the hell?"
"Then what are the supplies? It's just to tie the bottom and fix it. Although it's not for this purpose, it can at least keep it from shaking." Xiao Tian snapped his fingers.
"..."
I don't know why, but Yan Han felt a little pain down there.
"Don't worry, leave this to me, and I'll buy it for you after get off work." Li Hongqing said, "Actually, I have it at home, but it's used. If you don't mind..."
"You'd better buy me a new one." Yan Han felt horrified when he thought about the inside picture, "If you have money, keep it in the account first, and I will pay you back when I have money."
"Hey, what kind of money did my good brother ask for?" Li Hongqing leaned in front of him again, and had a girlfriend talk with him: "Speaking of which, have you ever tried that prop?"
"What kind of props?"
"It's that kind!"
"...No." Yan Han said with a straight face.
Although he explained his attributes, Yan Han didn't want to tell him about being a virgin.
It's not intentional concealment, it's the truth... I can't fucking say it!
At first, Li Hongqing suspected that he was a rough man who didn't know how to behave, and he even mistook him for a straight man at the beginning. If he knew that he was still a virgin, it would be a disaster.
One must know that the other party's gentle and handsome appearance has a heart of gossip no less than that of Wen Juerong.
"Try it if you have the chance."
Seeing that Li Hongqing was about to sell Amway again, Yan Han hurriedly told him to stop, and had to get down to business.
"Don't worry, you're still underage." Li Hongqing said, "It's good to be a good example, I can't lead children badly."
Yan Han: "..."
"Let's get down to business." Li Hongqing coughed twice and said, "I'll fix the props for you, but I won't be able to bring them until tomorrow. During this period..."
Yan Han has already thought of the method during this period.
He unbuttoned the cuff buttons of the school uniform coat and the shirt inside one by one, exposing his arms still wrapped in gauze, "You can give me a certificate, saying that my arm is injured and can't get wet."
After a few days of training, the injury on his arm has healed, but he still can't do strenuous exercise, and he can't take lessons like swimming.
"Hanhan! You are so smart!" Li Hongqing was so excited that he was about to pounce on him to hug him, but Yan Han slapped him back quickly.
He couldn't help getting goose bumps all over his body when he heard someone called Han Han.
"Speak the truth!"
"What else is there to do?"
"This... I can't think of it either." Yan Han bluntly said: "Then it's nothing, let's do this first."
"Wait, Hanhan! I remembered!"
"What?" Yan Han asked while shaking the goose skin on his arm.
"I have breast stickers here, why don't you try them first?"
"...what to try, give me something, I'll go back and try it myself."
"But do you really know how to use this thing? It's useless to put on hard chest muscles."
"..."
"You have to be able to squeeze."
"..."
Why is this so troublesome!
"You are not shy, are you? Hey, we are all good sisters, there is nothing to be shy about."
As Li Hong said lightly, he reached out his hand to feel in a drawer, and unexpectedly found a wig.
Hei had straight bangs, and he put them on his head skillfully. After a little tidying up, Li Hongqing seemed to be a different person.
The original delicate facial features and waist-length hair immediately became more dignified and refined than before. Qi bangs and hair scattered around his ears made his face more beautiful, and immediately turned into a small V-shaped face.
With well-maintained skin that can be broken by blows, Li Hongqing took off his white coat and put on a pose... This fucking woman is even more feminine than a woman!
So the system actually picked the wrong person, right? This person is more suitable to be a master of women's clothing!
"Don't praise me like that, I'll be shy!" Li Hongqing was obviously very satisfied with the effect of his women's clothing, in fact, he often wore this attire when he went out to nightclubs.
Yan Han only went to the gay bar once, and after he went in, he was entangled by a few little zeros. He felt that it was boring and frightened, so he never went there again.
"Gay bars are all over the place." Li Hongqing waved his hands indifferently, and casually fiddled with a strand of long hair hanging on his shoulders, deliberately pinching his throat and said: "It's hard to find a good one, and it's hard to find a good one." Touch, if you meet you, you have to chase after it with your ability, and you will know when my brother will take you to see it tomorrow."
"..."
no thank you.
"Okay, stop talking! Come here, there is no monitoring here." Li Hongqing continued to pinch his throat and said, "Get down to business! Take off your clothes!"
"..."
Su Linpei didn't know which god he ran into today, he drank milk early in the morning and almost choked, and when he went to the cafeteria to eat at noon, he slipped and sprained his foot.
The other brothers still had things to do, so he didn't ask anyone to accompany him, thinking that he would drop by the school hospital to buy a bottle of spray or something.
Unexpectedly, when I walked to the gate of the school hospital, I found that the gate was closed tightly.
Just as he was about to knock on the door, he was overwhelmed by a strange voice inside!
What does it mean to do something right now? What business needs to take off your clothes!
Su Linpei was completely in a state of bewilderment. He reacted for a while before remembering to put his ear against the door, wanting to hear what was going on.
As a result, I forgot to move when lying on my stomach, and only heard another voice inside say:
"Fuck, it's so cold."
Huh? Does this sound sound familiar? …
Just as I was wondering, the voice inside became louder:
"Ah, ah, take it easy!... Fuck, it's too tight..."
"Shh, keep your voice down, just bear with it."
"I can't breathe...um..."
Su Linpei: ...! ! !
His body bounced uncontrollably, his back was pressed against the opposite wall, his hands and feet were stiff.
... so what is it called? A couple of romantic affairs in the school hospital? Should this matter be handled? Does it belong to them? Who is the person inside...
His brain was blank, and he was in a state of panic. Su Linpei has been that kind of upright young man since he was a child, and he has never encountered such a thing...
Boss... By the way, boss!
The thought of finding the boss in advance was already deeply ingrained in him, Su Linpei quickly took out his mobile phone.
Before he could dial the number, there was a knock at the gate of the school hospital. At that moment, Su Linpei was like a deer being chased by a tiger. He acted completely on instinct, and hid in the corner of the corridor with a dodge.
The door of the school hospital opened again, and he poked his head slightly out from the wall to look out, while not forgetting to record all this with his mobile phone.
It’s okay if the person inside is a teacher, but I’m afraid it’s a student...
Wait... nest grass? ! Isn't that Yan Han!
So the other person with her in the school hospital was...a woman? !
Su Linpei was too far away to see clearly, but he could see that the man had long hair reaching his waist and was tall!
So this school hospital peachy incident... is it a girls and girls version? !
Su Linpei's brain was knotted again, and the woman said in a weird voice: "Master, come often when you are free."
Yan Han, who had gone away, waved to her with a cold look.
…
Damn me!
Seeing this scene with his own eyes, Su Linpei was so frightened that he forgot about the pain in his feet, and immediately left the building from the other side with his broken leg, looking for their boss.
He must tell the boss about this immediately!
Most of their bosses are wonderful and pure people! He will never allow it! Don't allow the boss to be cheated the first time he falls in love!