After a lot of "bargaining", the title of morality, intelligence, physical education, art and labor was finally finalized. It was called pentathlon, nicknamed Xiaowu.
"Xiao Wu." Yan Han covered his head, there was nothing he could do, he had a headache.
"Come tell me what you can do to help my brother?"
[Guide the direction of your life and be your dream mentor. Send charcoal in the snow when it is cold, and I will be your guiding light when you are in a hurry. Of course, if the host is willing, I can also be your soul mate!]
Yan Han: "..."
"speak English."
[... It seems that the host hasn't checked his property panel yet.]
A light screen suddenly appeared in front of Yan Han's eyes—
Germany: (0/100)
Wisdom: (0/100)
Body: (1/100)
Beauty: (20/100)
Law: (0/100)
[Every 100 points for each item will reward a random skill treasure chest, and there are more interesting treasure chests waiting for the host to dig! The function of Xiaowu is to help the host record the scores, communicate with the superiors, and provide services and assistance to the host.]
"what."
The random treasure chest is a bit more interesting.
I don't know what it will be, but I'm looking forward to it.
"Then how can I get 100 points?" Yan Han asked.
[Daily accumulation and trigger hidden tasks. The spirit we preach is to do things to the extreme, as long as the host works hard enough to believe that he will get the first hundred points soon.]
"..."
It seems that saying it is tantamount to not saying it.
Yan Han learned some details from the pentathlon, and learned that this "daily accumulation" means that if you achieve unprecedented achievements in moral, intellectual, physical, aesthetic and labor, you will get extra points. As for the hidden tasks, it depends entirely on your face, and Xiao Wu doesn't know How to trigger.
This problem was solved, and he asked again afterwards: "What else?"
[and also?]
Yan Han picked out his ears: "What other functions do you have?"
[I can also urge you to make progress together with you!]
"..."
[If the host needs it, Xiao Wu can also provide a chat function to relieve boredom.]
"I do not need it, thank you."
[right!]
With Xiaowu's scream, the light curtain in front of her disappeared instantly, and was replaced by... a cute girl in a miniskirt and low-cut dress, with fat breasts and hips, a melon-shaped face, and long hair reaching bare feet!
"Fuck!"
The girl appeared so suddenly that Yan Han was so frightened that he took a step back.
Then Mengmei spoke, the voice was still Xiao Wu's electronic doll voice: "And Xiao Wu can become beautiful with the host, make a mask together, have a sister party together, and make a pair of happy sisters together."
"..."
Although the girl is quite cute, but the voice is too impersonal, Yan Han calmed down instantly, knowing that this is just like the light curtain just now, it is all virtual.
In fact, he almost forgot if he didn't mention it, and Yan Han got angry when he mentioned it.
"So why does I have to play a female classmate and wear women's clothing in school?!"
[This is a setting, there is nothing the baby can do about it.]The little five said in a whiny voice.
Yan Han's head was full of black lines: "Can we straighten our tongue?"
[Hey, don't worry, the host won't be easily discovered. After all, you already have beauty skills and soft body skills. While increasing the beauty, the system weakens part of the host's masculine appearance. As long as you don't be seen naked Or it's okay to be touched if you get too close.]
Mengmei's delicate and soft body twisted as she spoke, and ordinary people would have seen their blood spurting, but Yan Han was unmoved.
He is gay.
Still a deep cabinet.
I haven't dated anyone in so many years, and the only time I revealed my sexual orientation was when I came out to my family, and it ended up being sent to the hospital.
Yan Han asked: "Then what if my real gender is found out?"
[It doesn't matter if someone finds out, if the other party is willing to keep the secret for you. But if this secret is known by many people before achieving the pentathlon achievement and being admitted to X University as a three-good student, once any topic or commotion is caused, it will be regarded as a mission failure, and the body of the host will be returned to our rescue your previous state.]
…
Is it the state of the brain bursting
…
alright.
Although it's okay to be known by some people, but it sounds sensational to be a man disguised as a woman in a high school campus. Yan Han feels that even in the virtual world, once people know this secret, it will be difficult to cover it up.
So you still have to be careful and careful, not to be known by anyone.
Oh what a pity.
He originally wanted to do it all over again to experience his youth, find a handsome guy and have a little love affair, but now it seems that it has been a waste of time.
[Of course, if gender is a troublesome factor, Xiao Wu can apply for you with [transgender] skills, completely abandon all your masculine characteristics, and become the same cute girl as Xiao Wu now...]
"No thanks."
Yan Han flatly refused, this kind of choice would never be within his consideration.
[okay then. ] Little Wu didn't care, the cute girl in front of her twisted her body again, and said in a rather excited tone: [The host has seen the beauty skills, now it's time to try the soft body skills.]
"How to try?"
[It can be like this.]The center of gravity of Mengmei's body moved down, her legs opened straight to form a word, and she split her legs on the spot without saying a word.
…
? !
Yan Han who was frightened again: What the hell do you want me to do? !
[Come on, come on, try it.]
"You should change back to the pure voice version." It feels awkward to look at it now.
He didn't want to be good sisters with such a person.
… with no one.
The cute girl snorted again and then disappeared, Yan Han looked at himself again through the mirror, still feeling awkward no matter how he looked.
This messy hair looks a little annoying, Yan Han thought for a while, found a pair of small scissors on the desk, went back to the bathroom, raised the knife in his hand, and cut off the hair that was originally half-length but not short with a few clicks .
Although he is not a meticulous person, he did not idle around as a vagrant after dropping out of school, and later he started a hairdressing industry by accident.
Yan Han has nimble fingers and looks good-looking. The scars around his eyes add to his masculinity. He is extremely comfortable in the hairdressing industry. In just two years, Yan Han has changed from a wage earner to Tony Yan teacher. It is difficult to cut your own hair, but it will not be too ugly.
Yan Han originally thought that he didn't expect to be in a relationship anyway, or he might as well just have a hard time.
As a student who intends to study hard, cutting his hair shorter is the attitude to change his past mistakes.
But who knew he hadn't done anything yet, Xiao Wu was screaming frantically in his head——
[Ah, cutting hair too short will affect the host's appearance! Points will be deducted for reduced appearance! Points deducted!]
…
In the end, I had to cut a clean and neat three to seven cents short hair.
You don't have to worry about taking care of it, and you don't have to worry about deducting points.
In fact, this hairstyle matched his current appearance, and Xiao Wu gave him 1 point and praised him.
…
He was a little tired after going through too many things this day, so he took off all his clothes and took a shower. By the way, he checked his body again to confirm the parts that should be there, especially the one that symbolizes masculinity. No less, I can rest assured to sleep.
Nothing to say all night.
The next day, Yan Han was woken up by Xiao Wu's electronic voice, and ran into the classroom with his short, crisp hair.
Self-study starts at 7:20 in the morning. When he is not on duty, he needs to arrive in the classroom before 7:15. If he is late, he will be fined to stand.
Of course, being late is not terrible for Yan Han, what is terrible is the penalty of points!
Just this morning, the baby voice in his mind told him that points for "morality" would be deducted for being late, and every time he was late, he would be deducted, except for special circumstances.
"What are you doing in such a hurry!" The homeroom teacher standing on the podium glanced at his watch. At 7:18, morning self-study hadn't started yet, so he wasn't late, but he was still three minutes late than the time he set for entering the classroom.
"I'm sorry, teacher." Yan Han said pantingly.
There are two stadiums, one indoor and one outdoor, between the dormitory building and the teaching building, and there is a canteen in the middle. The distance is really too far! Even if it was him, he couldn't run all the way without breathing.
"Can't you get up earlier? You go to bed when you go back to the dormitory at night, don't you get enough sleep..."
A middle-aged male teacher with a Mediterranean head wanted to hit him with words as usual, but when he raised his head, his voice stopped abruptly.
He found himself suddenly unable to say anything serious.
"Yan Han?"
"It's the teacher." It was his own fault, and Yan Han admitted his mistake very simply, "I will definitely keep on time next time, and I won't be late."
The teacher in charge lowered his glasses with thick lenses, "...have you cut your hair?"
"what… "
Only then did Yan Han realize that his appearance had changed.
"It was cut."
"Where did you cut it? It wasn't like this yesterday, you didn't sneak out of school last night..."
The school is a closed school, and most people live on campus.
But adolescent children are not easy to manage, there are always people who sneak over the wall and go out to surf the Internet after evening self-study.
Even if the school's investigation is very strict and the punishment is heavy, there will always be people who are not afraid of death and run away, and there will often be fish that slip through the net without being discovered!
"There is no teacher, I cut this myself." Yan Han's mouth twitched a little, facing the teacher's distrustful gaze, he said: "It's already half past nine after school, and it's still in the suburbs, and all barbershops are closed. Where can I cut it?"
The morning self-study is about to start, and the class is already full of people.
Teenagers are at the time of rebellion, and many of them have been abused by the head teacher who is often suspicious and is especially willing to find fault with the students. As soon as Yan Han said this, there were a few short laughs from below.
"What are you laughing at!" the homeroom teacher yelled. He has taught many classes of students, and all of them are classes with relatively poor grades. He has seen all kinds of students, and there is no room for disrespect.
But anger is anger, but there is nowhere to spread the fire.
He looked at Yan Han for a long time, and then asked him: "How do I think you look different? Have you put on makeup?"
Yan Han was even more speechless, too lazy to talk to him, he simply wiped his face severely, and showed him his clean hands.
The homeroom teacher was speechless, staring and wanted to say something, but luckily the bell for early self-study had already started.
The young female teacher with the language books didn't know what happened, and stood at the door of the classroom, lingering and not daring to come in.
"Okay, you can go back to your seat. Pull yourself together, class is over!"
The middle-aged head teacher walked out of the classroom with a beer belly and let the Chinese teacher into the room.
Yan Han turned around, only to hear the whispering and mocking voices around him suddenly turning into gasps.
"Who is this?"
"Don't tell me this is that Yan Han!"
"How does she seem to have changed my horse! . . . "
Yan Han walked back to his seat amidst whispers.
The desks are all single tables, and there is a gap in the middle of each table, and his seat is in the middle by the window.
The Chinese teacher went to the podium to organize the discipline and asked the class representative to get up and lead the morning reading. Yan Han knew that someone was still watching him, but he didn't bother to bother, he opened the textbook and followed the classical Chinese reading obediently.
This classical Chinese article needs to be memorized, and reading it several times can strengthen memory.
Yan Han was reading the text aloud at first, when he suddenly raised his head, he saw with sharp eyes that in the seat diagonally in front of him, a boy with a body as strong as a hill protruded from the waist of a mobile phone camera.
Compared with the size of the boy's body, the size of the phone can be ignored, but Yan Han is still the camera lens facing him.
He wasn't so sure at first, until the boy glanced back at him furtively.
Probably because he didn't expect Yan Han to be looking at him, the boy froze, smiled at him embarrassedly, and quietly put the phone back.
The morning self-study lasted until 7:50, with a ten-minute break between classes, and the class officially started at 8:00.
As soon as the get out of class bell rang, Yan Han ran straight to the fat boy.
The fat boy didn't expect him to come, he panicked instantly and called out "Sister Yan".
Classmates who have a good relationship often call girls "sister" and boys "brother", which is a kind of intimate call, which is a bit joking.
Yan Han knew there was no malice in calling this "sister", but his eyelids twitched and he said, "Brother Yan."
"Huh?" The boy was dumbfounded.
Yan Han ignored him, but asked: "Why are you secretly filming me in class?"
"Ah? I didn't..." The boy panicked again.
"Then take out your phone and have a look." Yan Han stretched out his hand.
His expression is very cold, coupled with an overly delicate face and short hair, in the eyes of others, he looks like an ascetic royal sister.
Except for the ones who went to the bathroom, the other students gathered together to eat breakfast. At the moment, they were all attracted by the movement on their side, and didn't understand what happened.
The fat boy lost his courage when he saw it, obediently handed over his phone, and said, "Sister Yan, don't get me wrong, I just thought your makeover was very successful, so I couldn't hold back before taking a picture, alas, you are wearing contact lenses Is it? Your eyes are so big! Why did your skin suddenly become so good... "
This fat boy looks a bit sissy when he speaks, despite his strong body.
Although he is timid, he is very good at observing words and expressions, and he is very familiar with himself. Seeing that Yan Han just asked him for a mobile phone, he didn't seem to be very angry and got excited. First he blew a wave of rainbow farts, and then desperately asked Yan Han The secret of suddenly becoming beautiful.
Yan Han ignored him, opened the photo album coldly, and found that the first photo was the photo of himself that was secretly taken just now.
Resolutely deleted, and threw the phone back to him, Yan Han said: "If I find out that you secretly took pictures again, don't blame me for being rude."
He had been on the road for a long time before, and he often said this kind of thing.
When he spoke, there was a hostility in his tone, and the corners of his eyes and brows were full of vigor, even though Yan Han didn't realize it, it still made the fat boy tremble with fright.
Going back to his seat to find the book for the next class, the fat boy chased after him.
Although Yan Han looks fierce, but his gestures give people the impression that he is a very bold and informal person, he will not hold grudges, and he can't help but feel close to him.
The fat boy said: "Oh, sister Yan, don't be angry, can't I be wrong? I am responsible for maintaining the school website and updating posts. I saw you just now and thought I could post your photo on the school's electronic photo wall. Come on, don't worry, I promise I don't want to do anything else!"
Not only does he speak in a sissy manner, but he also behaves a little coyly, but this person is very tall. Yan Han feels that if he stands up, the other person will be half a head taller than him.
Yan Han is 1.76 meters tall, although it is a bit tall for a "girl", but there are two girls in his class who are over 1.7 meters, and one is even 1.78 meters, so his height is not shocking .
Yan Han didn't speak, but others couldn't stand it: "What the hell? Wen Juorong, you can even do such things as sneak shots!"
The fat man named Wen Juorong is obviously very popular, and many people gathered to watch his excitement and make jokes.
"Fuck you, didn't I get a brain twitch when I saw our sister Yan's beauty, oh, sister Yan~ just forgive me, don't be angry, okay?" The fat man twisted his body and squeezed into Yan Han's. Be around.
"What is that photo wall you mentioned?" Yan Han asked.
"Don't you know? It's a section of the school's anonymous forum." Wen Juorong took out his phone again as he spoke, and clicked on the forum to show him.
Although the school prohibits students from carrying mobile phones, and the inspection is very strict, they have never caught anyone playing with mobile phones on the forum. It seems that the school does not know that there is such a thing as a forum, so everyone plays the forum quite recklessly.
"Here, this is it."
Yan Han took the phone and glanced at it, then casually clicked on a post titled "Lin Jianlu fans dedicated building" hanging on the top.
Click in and look, and a boy who is already too handsome although his face is still immature comes into view.
Yan Han: "..."
The whole building is full of photos of this person, most of them are candid photos, except for the photos that are all kinds of bragging, bragging about his appearance, bragging about his academic performance, and those who check in every day to send blessings, the whole screen is full of madness, like chasing stars Also fanatical.
Yan Han backed out and found other people's posts, and even that Wei Ningxin had a dedicated building.
He couldn't stand it anymore, and couldn't understand it. He felt that he was the same as an adolescent student after all.
"You didn't put my photo up, did you?" This was what he cared about.
"No, no, we have to wait until the time is right... No, I mean how dare I do that!" Wen Juorong joked.
Yan Han glanced at him.
Wen Juerong's obese body trembled, and he didn't dare to be skinny anymore. He explained the history and cultural heritage of this forum to Yan Han.
It's not that everyone can open a dedicated building.
There must be some sensational deeds, fame on the campus, a certain fan base, and those who are willing to wave the flag for you, be manic and tear you down, can have their own special building.
"Like that Lin Jianlu," Wen Juorong said, "he's a college bully! He's a first-year student like us, and he took part in the provincial math competition before breaking the rules. You got the first place, well, you should have heard of this, right?"
Yan Han: "..."
I'd be damned if I knew that.
"And he's still rich! There was a photo in the building that was a sneak shot of him riding a motorcycle..." Just as I was about to send this Lin Chui back, I heard Wen Juorong say again: "Oh, this is the one, and it was picked up later." Just this motorcycle, more than one million yuan..."
"..."
Yan Han glanced at the photo, he swore he only had one look.
In an instant, I became jealous of lemon essence.
It is men who have a special affection for motorcycles.
In the photo, the motorcycle under Lin Jianlu’s crotch is the latest model of Harley. Coincidentally, Yan Han had heard of it before crossing. At that time, he fantasized that if he could own one...
So why the hell is he going to be abused in this virtual world!
And in the photo, the motorcycle rider is on the ground with one leg, looking a bit uninhibited. Although he is still wearing a neat school uniform, he still has a handsome look that does not match his age...
Yan Han felt his heart ache even more.
It's a pity, this time again, if he wants to be able to talk about friends, he will find someone like this.
Only he can't.
What a pity, what a pity.
"Okay, I see."
Yan Han waved his hand irritably, and sent Wen Juorong back.
Dismissed, Wen Juorong returned to his seat respectfully, and the class bell rang again.
The first class was physics class, which was such a brain-intensive subject at the beginning, Yan Han forced to follow a class, gritted his teeth and took notes when he didn't understand, and felt dizzy after class.
He wanted to go out of the classroom for a stroll, and stopped by the bathroom to drain the water, wondering if it was allowed to smoke secretly here...
But as soon as he stood up, Yan Han suddenly thought of a very serious problem when he saw people coming and going, especially the female students who were wearing knee-length skirts and invited to go to the bathroom in small groups.
Cold sweat dripped down instantly, Yan Han summoned the system: "Xiao Wu, I overlooked a question earlier..."
[what is the problem?]
"What the hell do I do if I want to go to the toilet?!"
Do you want him to hang shoulders with a group of female classmates, sisters and sisters, and make an appointment to go to the bathroom together!