[Going to the bathroom means taking off your pants, working hard, hard...] said the baby voice in my head.
"Don't be kidding, you know what I mean." Yan Han said helplessly.
[... This problem is not on the list that the system is responsible for solving, and Xiao Wu doesn't know what to do.]
"..."
He didn't want to go to the toilet, but when the lack of space to go to the toilet became a serious problem, his bladder suddenly felt a urge to pee.
Fuck!
It will really cause trouble for Lao Tzu.
"Then tell me what the toilets in this school look like, is there a partition?" Yan Han asked tentatively.
[There are intervals.]This question is obviously within the range that the pentathlon system can answer.
"Huh." Yan Han heaved a sigh of relief, thinking that it would be done.
He went inside to go to the bathroom and locked the door, so that no one could see him and he would not see others, it was fine, fine, fine.
[There is a partition, but there is no door in the partition. ] Xiao Wu said again.
"..."
Yan Han: "What the hell?!"
[In order to prevent students from violating the regulations in the toilet, the toilets in the teaching building do not have doors.]
"...women's restroom should be guarded so strictly?"
Forgive him for being so old that he hasn't seen a women's toilet.
All he knew was that there was no men's toilet when he was in school.
However, his school was quite dilapidated, the toilets were dry toilets, and the partitions were separated by rows of waist-high wooden boards, which could not be compared with this kind of school at all.
[Girls will also hide in the cubicle, smoking and playing with mobile phones.]Little Five said.
Yan Han sat back on his seat again.
The students who were sleepy in get out of class, but fell asleep after class, are still in the sun now, chatting, chatting, playing, jumping up and down, not to mention how lively the class is, only a very small number of them are still sitting in their seats and studying.
Going out now must be full of people in the hallway, and the bathroom should also be full.
There are a total of 18 classes in their class, the first eight classes are liberal arts classes, and the last ten classes are science classes. Whether it is arts or sciences, the higher the number of classes, the better, and generally the higher the academic performance.
As a key provincial high school, Luze High School has a good source of students, and relatively speaking, the pressure to enter a higher school is relatively high. The competition has been fierce since the first year of high school admission, and the environment is cruel.
In order to stimulate and motivate students, as well as for graded training, the school will conduct a placement test after the start of each semester, and readjust the class according to the results of this test.
So among the science classes, Class 9 is the best, Class 18 is the worst, and Class 17 that Yan Han is currently in is ranked second to last.
There is a lot of pressure to enter a higher school and the competition is fierce, but there are always people who don't care and don't want to study at all.
Students in this category naturally go to the latter class in the placement test.
But there are also some people who are self-motivated and want to go to a good class, but they are assigned to the lower class because they fail the exam, study in the wrong way, or simply don’t work hard enough. "Yan Han" is this kind of person.
The setting is that she worked very hard, but because of her low self-esteem and loneliness, she was distracted by these pains, and she always had enough energy in her studies, so she was admitted to Class 17.
And there are still a few people in the class who are motivated like her but got into the poor class. At the moment, they are all sitting in their seats, looking at the books and doing exercises, and they seem a bit out of place with the demons dancing around.
Yan Han observed the surrounding situation, and suddenly thought of a way.
He took back his long legs, and simply struck while the iron was hot, and started to do the homework left by his physics teacher just now.
After a while, I started class again, still brain-burning neurology, math class.
The chubby male math teacher is a type of person who doesn't talk too much. He starts to give lectures as soon as he steps on the podium, without saying a word of nonsense. He seems to have a completely different personality from the Mediterranean head teacher.
Yan Han raised his hand suddenly when twenty minutes had passed since the class time, stood up and said, "Teacher, I want to go to the bathroom."
The male teacher was talking about the climax, his blood was surging, he waved to Yan Han to signal him to go, and then continued to talk about his knowledge points.
Yan Han trotted out of the classroom, and the moment he turned around to close the door, he felt that the air in the entire corridor was refreshing, pleasant, full of freedom and relief...
He started walking to the restroom at the end of the corridor.
Each floor of the teaching building has a bathroom for men and women, side by side, at the corner at the end of the corridor.
The location is a bit hidden, you need to turn a corner to see it.
At this time, the door of the bathroom was half-covered, Yan Han saw two dark doors as soon as he turned the corner, and suddenly began to hesitate.
His previous plan was to wait for everyone to ask for leave to go to the toilet when they were in class. There are four or five classes on one floor, and the number of people is only about 200. If someone bumps into him, the probability of going out to the toilet together should be small.
At that time, as long as he sneaks in and runs to the innermost part of the section to drain water, even if someone suddenly comes in, he won't find anything.
But when he entered this door, Yan Han felt that things were not as simple as he thought.
He began to think that no one would see him anyway, so he might as well go pee in the men's toilet.
What if someone is in the women's room
There are people inside, he can go back the same way without taking off his pants, but what if he accidentally shows the female classmate
No matter how he wears women's clothes, he's still a fucking man!
Yan Han felt that once he entered, he would be no different from a pervert who spends all day peeping in the women's restroom.
Although he is not interested in girls, although the subjective intentions are very different, it is actually the same for the victims of voyeurism.
The sound of reading aloud can be heard in the clear and spacious corridor, and the breeze blows in from the slightly open windows, slightly lifting the skirt of the knee-length school uniform.
Yan Han stood between the men's and women's toilets, to the left was "Men's Restroom" written in blue letters, and to the right was "Women's Restroom" written in red letters, as if standing at a fork in the road of life, Yan Han took a deep breath, turned his eyes to the right, and glanced away again.
Fuck him a fairy!
What the hell is sea water on one side and flames on the other!
He would rather not do the task of asking him to go into the women's restroom!
Isn't it just death!
Yan Han simply turned to the left, raised his leg and wanted to rush into the men's toilet.
But the pentathlon screamed at the moment he found out his intention: [Don't move! hold on! There is someone behind you!]
"..."
Yan Han's footsteps stopped abruptly.
Someone behind? Did someone come out to use the toilet? But he kept paying attention to the movements around him, and he didn't hear the door opening or footsteps.
Yan Han stood there motionless, his whole body froze and didn't dare to turn his head. At this moment, footsteps finally sounded behind him, and a calm male voice came from behind: "What's wrong with you, classmate?"
Yan Han just turned around, and his gaze fell into a pair of dark pupils.
He has always been careless. Although he has the memory of "Yan Han" in the setting, he can't recognize all the classmates around him for a while.
But the person in front of him was not from their class, yet he remembered him.
Lin Jianlu, the college bully who helped him out on the playground.
It turns out that good-looking people are privileged.
The other person has a strange aura around him, as soon as he gets close to him, there will be a feeling that the surrounding sounds are blocked, and it is in vain and peaceful, it is difficult not to notice it.
"What's wrong with you? Do you need help?" When Yan Han looked at the other party, Lin Jianlu was also looking at him.
"Where is it uncomfortable?" Lin Jianlu asked concerned but politely, and the medal with the word "discipline" on his chest was fading away, indicating that he was also responsible for skipping classes.
Yan Han shook his head, he didn't know where Lin Jianlu saw just now, but now that the other party is standing here, he is wearing a skirt, so he can't run into the men's room in front of the other party.
There are still two roads left, one is the women's toilet in front, and the other is behind, leading to the classroom.
Under Lin Jianlu's gaze, Yan Han fell into hesitation. He finally asked for leave and didn't want to waste this opportunity, but he couldn't stand here in front of Lin Jianlu, or he would hide in the women's toilet a while
Yan Han suddenly thought of the inner layout he saw through the outer door of the toilet just now.
The outside of the bathroom is the sink, and the inside is the toilet. He can go in and close the door, hide in the outside room and wait for Lin Jianlu to leave. He can also take the opportunity to step on the spot and sneak into the men's room when no one is there...
In a blink of an eye, Yan Han felt that this method was feasible. The door of the bathroom was closed tightly, and the outside room was considered an independent space, so he did not cross the line when he went in.
After finalizing the course of action, Yan Han smiled at Lin Jianlu, and was about to turn around and rush into the women's restroom, when there was a sudden "creak—" sound from the corridor, and the sound of footsteps was two people running towards this side in a hurry.
"Oh, my chest strap is broken, please help me to see it!" a girl whispered.
"You said you were uncomfortable and asked me to come out with you because of this? Why did the chest strap break?" Another female voice said.
"I don't know, maybe it's not fastened, let's go to the toilet quickly..."
The two girls ran forward, and one of them was still clutching his chest. Because it was a blind spot, they didn't notice two people standing in front of the toilet at the end of the corridor at first.
Of course, no one would have imagined that there would be two people standing together in front of the toilet door during school hours, so close together that only the tall back of a boy could be seen from the perspective of the two girls.
But the people in front of him were completely blocked by him.
Only a trace of fluttering skirt can tell that she is a female classmate.
"Ah!" one of the girls exclaimed a little.
She somehow remembered that no one was allowed to yell in the hallway during class time.
But whether it was the exclamation or what the two whispered just now, they all fell into the ears of the two standing in front of the toilet "gazing affectionately" verbatim.
Lin Jianlu turned around, revealing his own face and Yan Han at the same time.
The screams became two people's.
"Lin, Lin, Lin Jianlu... Oh my God!" The girl's face turned red instantly as she clutched her chest. It's okay to talk about chest straps in front of boys in this age, but this person is Lin Jianlu!
She is a die-hard fan of Lin Jianlu's fan club!
But... Huh? strangeness.
Who is that girl opposite Lin Jianlu? Why are they standing so close to the toilet door...
When passing by, she finally saw clearly the face of the person standing opposite Lin Jianlu. The girl showed a surprised expression, and she didn't even care about embarrassment and shyness.
Due to the problem of the viewing angle, she suddenly turned the corner. At that moment, she seemed to see Lin Jianlu very close to the girl's face, as if they were... kissing.
But how is it possible! That's Lin Jianlu! Her male god has a cleanliness obsession, and has never been too close to anyone! I must be thinking too much!
…
The female classmate who was frightened was still in shock, and she could only blame the man opposite the male god for being so good-looking, so she suddenly had the illusion that it was not surprising that such a good-looking face matched her male god...
Yan Han: "..."
Seeing a girl put on a hellish expression after seeing him, and then being dragged into the women's toilet by another classmate, Yan Han didn't know what kind of fright he had caused others.
At this moment, he only felt that his hope was cut off, just like the toilet door that was slammed shut.
Facing Lin Jianlu's gaze, he thought what if the two girls were arranging their chest straps outside? He can't go through this door no matter what...
But wait!
Did Lin Jianlu stare at him a little longer this time? And the focus is always on...
Following Lin Jianlu's gaze and lowering his head, Yan Han saw his flat, flat chest like an airport.
…
He is a man and of course he has no breasts.
Fortunately, it's cold now, and he's wearing a lot of clothes, so he won't look too peaceful. At least no one has noticed anything unusual before...
So what is this man looking at? !
…
Yan Han's little heart almost trembled.
Lin Jianlu is the school's disciplinary committee member, and he seems to be very dedicated to his work. There is nothing wrong with him. If he finds out his true identity...
Could it be that this is the first day that Brother Yan is going to break here? !
Yan Han ordered himself to calm down.
He thought that a girl of this age should not be fully developed yet. With so many clothes on, he now looks flat at best. It shouldn't make people think that he is not a woman, right
That's right... There are also systematic skills, doesn't it mean that people won't discover his abnormalities based on his appearance
[Uh... The ultimate beauty and soft body skills do not have the function of disguising breasts.]Xiao Wu breaks Yan Han's fantasy by making a sound in time.
Yan Han: "..."
[It's just the appearance! There are also undisguised masculine features such as limbs and Adam's apple that can be adjusted accordingly. The host's chest and chirping are not within our jurisdiction!]
"..."
No, is this the time to say this
Feeling the host's low pressure, although he didn't understand why the host was angry, Xiao Wu still tried to help him find a way:
[If the host is willing, Xiao Wu can apply for the [transgender] skill for the host, completely changing all your masculine characteristics, once and for all...]
Yan Han: "Get lost!"
Brutally blowing out his breath, Yan Han tried his best to put himself into the role.
He used to have nothing to do in the store and followed the hair-washing girl to watch a lot of dog-blooded soap operas. At this time, he was suddenly blessed, and Yan Han imitated the girl who ran past him just now, and suddenly raised his head. Arms shielded his chest.
It's just that he's just a rough guy, he's used to it, and his acting skills can't make up for the wildness in his body—
Accidentally slapped his chest loudly, Brother Yan said without being delicate and coquettish at all: "You! What are you looking at! Abnormal!"
…
Anyway, remember to control the volume.