The pleasant voice of the other party came through the microphone, and for a moment Yan Han thought he heard it wrong.
But he quickly gave a "reply", and then he remembered that Lin Jianlu has a fucking supernatural power!
Hearing that he was outside, Yan Han's first reaction was to get up and open the door for him.
But when I got up, I realized that I was naked from top to bottom. Not only was I naked, but I even had a wet hip membrane on my buttocks!
... Can't let Lin Jianlu find out that he is sticking his buttocks.
It's too fucking embarrassing!
Yan Han subconsciously wanted to tear off the peach-shaped film, and in his panic, he still remembered to ask Xiao Wu: "Is there enough time to stick it now?"
[... less than half a minute left.]Little Five said.
…
alright.
So Yan Han could only say to the other end of the phone: "...wait for me for two minutes!"
He lay down on the bed again without love.
By the way, it was a little unbelievable, and I couldn't stop thinking: Fuck, Lin Jianlu came so late to translate the text for me, right
"Okay." Lin Jianlu stood outside the door, both sides fell into silence, but they didn't hang up the mobile phones they were holding.
You can't always hold it like this, Yan Han thought for a while, and asked through the phone: "Brother Dalin, are you still outside?"
"Hmm." Lin Jianlu said.
"... Why did you come running over suddenly? Forget it, just wait for me!"
Just now Xiao Wu notified him that the time is up.
Yan Han hurriedly jumped up from the bed, ripped off the buttock membrane, then went into the dressing room and picked out a set of pajamas of a decent style and put them on.
He couldn't explain why he became so frizzy, but by the time he realized it, he had already opened the door in his pajamas.
Pushing open the door, he ran out lightly. The old house has nothing special, except that the corridor is long and there are many doors. There is a door in the corridor connecting the living room outside his room, and there is another door outside the corridor. And the gate...
Realizing that driving like this would probably wake up his grandparents, Yan Han lowered his voice and said to the phone: "...it may be a bit strange to say this, but Brother Dalin, can you come in by yourself?"
"...Okay. Then go back to your room and wait for me." Lin Jianlu said.
Thinking that the other party's teleportation cannot be seen by others, so Yan Han did it.
When the voice of Lin Jianlu saying "open the door" came from the phone, the door was pulled open, and Yan Han, who was wearing two-piece pajamas, peeped out and pulled Lin Jianlu into the room. into his own room.
"Why are you here so late?!" He pulled Lin Jianlu a bit rudely, to the point where Xiao Wu had to make a warning sound of [uh uh uh].
But brother is excited! It's good to be able to forcibly control the volume at this moment, but it's really hard to control the excessive force.
He turned around and locked the door swiftly. He was not afraid of anything else, but he was afraid that Lin Jianlu's sudden appearance would scare the second elder.
His current status is at least a big girl.
If a "wild man" suddenly appeared in his room...
Then you can jump into the Yellow River and you won't be able to wash it away!
"Come and translate for you." Lin Jianlu replied.
Yan Han: "!"
"Sorry, did I scare you?"
"Alas, what are you talking about?"
The eldest brother is also a person who has experienced strong winds and waves, how could he be frightened by this person who suddenly appeared at his door.
Yan Han scratched his head and explained: "It's not to disturb, what if my grandparents see it, you want to scare them to death."
It turned out to be because of this.
Lin Jianlu replied with a slight smile: "It won't be discovered."
"Ok?"
"Be quiet so you won't be noticed. They were fast asleep when I came in."
Yan Han: "..."
At this moment, Brother Yan's mind is full of thoughts: Damn, no wonder Lin Jianlu has to formulate more than 30 pages of terms for himself, and there are probably ten pages that restrict this teleportation skill!
Otherwise, it's really awesome. Although there are many skill restrictions, there are many loopholes that can be exploited! Coupled with Lin Jianlu's IQ, if he wants to use this skill to do something criminal, no one will be able to catch him!
"You sit here first." The waves in his heart were turbulent, but Yan Han regained his composure on the surface.
The visitor was a guest, he pulled out the chair in front of his desk to let Lin Jianlu sit, and lowered his voice to ask the question he wanted to know the most: "Are you also watching my live broadcast?! Then he ran away when he saw me translating the text coming?"
That's right, Yan Han finally understood at this moment, before Lin Jianlu said that he was on vacation, so he can ask him what he meant.
But even though he always remembered that Brother Da Lin was "possessed of unique skills" and could walk hundreds of thousands of miles without somersaulting, he never expected that Lin Jianlu would really come to him!
"Your skills are really good." Yan Han went offline again, and said enviously: "It can also save a lot of time, and it took me a long time to go home by car!"
Lin Jianlu: "..."
"Bring the English book." Lin Jianlu said directly.
"...Huh? Oh, oh!"
Although the purpose of the sudden visit is to help him do translation and study.
But we meet unexpectedly, don't you really want to chat and communicate with each other first
Now this is a bit too positive!
But Yan Han hurried back to business, ran back to bed and picked up the English book he had just translated.
This feeling... It's the same as when my companion came to his house and knocked on the window to play with him when I was in elementary school.
It's just that some friends used to go to him and had to secretly smash the glass of his house with stones to let him open the door, but Brother Dalin, who has magical skills, is more sophisticated and powerful, and he can come in directly!
Yan Han, who suddenly regained his childhood, felt that Lin Jianlu's visit was quite interesting. He was already very sleepy, but now he became energetic again. Put it in front of Brother Dalin.
"Please."
…
Yan Han has just taken a shower, his hair is still wet at this moment, and his body is also covered with steam, plus... the buttocks smell like peaches, and now Brother Yan looks like a flower that just grew. Ripe, reddish-white peaches.
"You smell so good."
When he approached Lin Jianlu, Big Lin moved his nose, as if trying to identify where the strong peach smell was coming from, and also took a look at the layout of the room with his eyes.
It doesn't matter after this sizing, Brother Da Lin seemed to be attracted by something.
Yan Han was so embarrassed that he didn't know where to put his hands and feet. In order to divert his attention, he quickly introduced to Brother Da Lin: "My room is a bit messy, so what...you..."
"What it is?"
The English book was placed in front, but Lin Jianlu didn't translate immediately, but pointed to a delicate-looking packaging bag that was thrown on the ground.
On the ground not far from the messy bed, there was a boxy colorful packaging bag with a big peach painted on it, and beside it was a person with a beautifully curved back. The most prominent part was That man's peach butt...
This picture is abrupt and looks a little erotic.
The eldest brother's originally fair face instantly turned into a peach, feeling a little ripe.
Before Lin Jianlu got up, he had already strode out, picked up the wrapping bag of the buttock film and threw it into the trash can in the dressing room, completely destroying the corpse.
I was in a hurry to open the door for him, but I forgot about this...
If he had known that Lin Jianlu would come, he would never have been so lazy to throw garbage just now!
Now with Lin Jianlu's suspicious expression on his face, he had no choice but to explain truthfully: "It's just... a packaging for a mask, and system tasks must be posted, you know."
He didn't explain much else.
After all, regarding system tasks, they are men who share a common language!
Lin Jian Lu really nodded his head to show he understood, and didn't ask any more questions, but Yan Han was still full of doubts, but at this moment Brother Da Lin had already picked up the pen, and looked at him with an expression that needed translation.
In order not to waste the time of the two of them, Yan Han hurried back.
The old-fashioned desk was equipped with only one chair, and two people could not sit at the same time, so Yan Han asked Lin Jianlu to sit, while he half-lyed on the table and translated words and sentences he did not know to Lin Jianlu.
It was pretty good at first, but after translating two and a half words, the older brother became more and more embarrassed.
Not for anything else, the main reason is that the peach smell of the buttocks is too strong!
When I applied it before, I just thought it "smells good", but now I feel that the peach smell almost binds the two of us together. The most important thing is that the gluteal membrane essence on his buttocks is not dry yet, and he finds it sticky , just put on a pair of pajama pants outside, no underwear.
In other words, the eldest brother has actually been in neutral all the time.
In the spare time, he had to lie on the table with his buttocks pouted to learn foreign languages from Brother Da Lin. He was also gay in the middle of the night, and if his thoughts were even slightly distorted, his whole train of thought would go astray...
stop, stop!
Being distracted at this time is not only a waste of other people's time, but he is still coveting his brother... Is this still a human thing!
Fortunately, his head was "distraught" by the smell of peaches, but Lin Jianlu didn't show any abnormal reactions at all.
He came here today wearing a half-sleeved T-shirt and black sports trousers. Now his handsome face is full of seriousness, and he is explaining to Yan Han the sentence structure and grammar of the question he just asked.
Holding the pen with slender fingers, a series of beautiful characters flowed from the tip of the pen. Lin Jianlu wrote while speaking, with the same attitude and appearance as when he was in school.
Looking at the side face of such a serious person, Yan Han was even more embarrassed to think about it.
He forced himself to focus on the textbook, and when a text was translated, Lin Jianlu asked solemnly, "Are there any questions?"
"Uh, no more..."
Yan Han glanced at the time, it was almost eleven o'clock in the evening, so he said: "There is no other problem, Brother Dalin, go home and sleep."
"it is good."
Lin Jianlu stood up without saying a word. If he still had a briefcase in his hand, he would probably be the most competent tutor.
He also said: "Call me if you don't know anything, I will come over anytime if I am free."
"Then I'm so embarrassed!" Yan Han said.
He really felt embarrassed that a tutor would have to be paid, let alone such an efficient tutor as Lin Jianlu.
Besides, Brother Dalin's worth... He couldn't afford to pay even if he wanted to!
"So Brother Dalin, why did you suddenly think of coming to help me translate the text?" This question has been lingering in his mind since the beginning, and he was distracted several times when he wanted to ask it.
"I just watched the group chat, and they said you were doing translation, so they wanted to come over and help you translate the text before going to bed." Lin Jianlu said without expression.
Yan Han: "..." Although the other party explained, he always felt that the answer was not the same as his question.
"Besides, aren't we friends?" Lin Jianlu raised the corners of his lips slightly when he said this, "You are now in a critical period of intense study, I am fine, and I have the conditions to come to help you, it should be."
"... What you said seems to make sense?" Yan Han blinked, and suddenly relieved: "Then thank you Brother Dalin, why don't you say it earlier, then I will start doing the questions tomorrow, if I encounter problems..."
"I'll come back tomorrow. If it's convenient for you, I'll call you then."
"Okay! Thank you Brother Dalin!"
Smiling, he patted Lin Jianlu on the shoulder, accidentally not paying attention to his own volume, Yan Han hurriedly lowered his voice, "Then let's get in touch tomorrow, it's been a hard day, you should go back to sleep soon."
"it is good."
The two said goodbye, Yan Han still secretly sent Lin Jianlu to the corridor, because no one could see him while teleporting, so he had to go back to his room first and close the door.
Leaning on the door, the eldest brother waited quietly for Lin Jianlu to leave. About a minute later, Yan Han heard the phone vibrate again, picked it up, and it was Lin Jianlu who said he had arrived home.
Looking at the door again, he glanced at the corridor, and Brother Da Lin had indeed disappeared.
Coincidentally, he had his mobile phone in his hand, so Yan Han took a quick look at the content of the chat in the group. Sure enough, what happened was exactly as Lin Jianlu said. Text, so I ran to the group to talk about it.
The others followed suit, expressing their doubts that Brother Dalin didn't translate the text to Brother Yan in advance this time.
The relationship between the people in this group is almost to the point of talking about everything, and in addition, Yan Han and Lin Jianlu are always put together for teasing, so the tone of the conversation in this group is completely joking It was just a joke, just like usual.
In addition to teasing, he is concerned about when Yan Han can finish his work and go to bed. Recently, not only Xiao Wu has been worrying about his eldest brother's hairline, but everyone else has a faint feeling that their brother Yan is in danger of going bald.
And at this time Lin Jianlu appeared.
He didn't appear in the group, but directly sent Yan Han a WeChat message, and he arrived shortly after...
Da Lin brother is really vigorous and resolute.
But in this way, Yan Han can understand his sudden arrival—spending ten minutes to help his brother resolve a baldness crisis, if he would, he would do the same.
Once again thanking Lin Jianlu in WeChat, Yan Han threw the phone on the bed, and fell back on the bed uncomfortable.
The essence on his rear butt was still wet and sticky, making it uncomfortable.
But it is said that you can't wash it before it dries, because the skin has not absorbed it yet.
[You can try to pat the skin gently to help the essence absorb.] Xiao Wu suggested here.
Yan Han: "..."
So in the quiet and peaceful night, the elder brother had to pat his skin "papapapapa", just so that the essence could dry up earlier so that he could take a bath again.
Back at his home, Lin Jianlu took the lead to take a bath.
The warm water gushed out from the shower, wet his hair, and hit his strong body again. In the rush of water, he wiped his face vigorously, and finally the corners of his lips slightly raised up. The curvature, which made his serious facial features a lot more vivid.
[It’s really not like you, you suddenly ran to someone’s house in the middle of the night just to help someone translate the text, which violated Article 58, Article 3 and Article 63 of the articles.]
"Ok."
[Ok? ] The hoarse voice was startled: [You don’t think it’s okay for you to violate the terms you made? !]
"Rules are dead, but people are alive. I'm just trying to make myself less rigid without violating moral standards."
[emmm...] The hoarse voice paused for a moment, and then said in agreement: [That makes sense, you were too rigid before, and you had to follow rules, so you would be too tired! It's good now...]
In addition to the sound of water flowing in the shower room, Lin Jianlu's voice also echoed.
He interrupted the system: "Besides, he should like me better now."
[…]
This time the voice in my head froze completely, and it took a long time before I uttered the tone of shock: [Huh? ! !]
"He likes sports more than learning, and he likes to break the rules than the rules. No one likes to be friends with people who are too rigid, and I think he doesn't like it even more."
[...That may not be the case, I think that little comrade is quite open-minded, he doesn't seem to look at people with colored glasses. Uh, I mean... you don't have to change to please someone else.]
"Not to please others."
After taking a bath, Lin Jianlu turned off the faucet and let the remaining drops of water drip on the ground. He thought about his words before saying, "I think it's very interesting to do this myself."
Whether it's participating in a basketball game or trying to joke with him, or even forcing himself to do something that he would never do before-such as running to someone's house in the middle of the night without thinking about it...
Regardless of the other party's thoughts, Lin Jianlu felt that he was happy and happy after trying to do so.
[…] The voice in my head is dumbfounded, what's the difference between this, this, this? !
I understand the reasoning, but was dazed by Lin Jianlu, the voice in my head organized the language for a long time and said: [In short, you made changes for him, and then you feel happy, because you think you can get closer to him by doing so.]
Yes, that's what it means, that's what it wants to say!
"...Maybe things are as you said, maybe not." After careful thinking, Lin Jianlu was still not sure.
This kind of "feeling happy" is too abstract for him, and it belongs to the category that cannot be explained by logic. It has been his shortcoming since childhood.
Voice in the head: […]
It's like this every time. Talking about this kind of topic will not yield results. Want to enlighten the host? Unless the sun comes out in the west!
The voice in my head gave up, and only half-talked and half-sang a lyric, as the conclusion of today's conversation—
[Desperate love is true love...]
Lin Jianlu: "..."
After drying off the essence, Yan Han took a shower and changed his clothes, came out again, sat on the chair that Lin Jianlu had sat on before, and looked at the English book filled with annotations by the other party, suddenly felt that this was a bit wonderful.
But it's not amazing.
I don’t know if it’s because it didn’t take much time, but Yan Han always felt that the stool that Brother Da Lin sat on was still warm, so hot that he felt hot all over his body!
Shaking his head crazily to remind himself not to think too much, a brother is a brother, what happened the last time he misunderstood that his brother liked him? … Yan Han snapped back to his senses, forcing himself to focus all his attention on the textbook.
If you have that spare time to think about things, it is better to memorize more things.
Starting to recite the text, Yan Han did not start the live broadcast this time.
After all, fans all know his English book, which has been poorly translated for a long time. There were no words on this text just now, but now there are words, which is hard to explain.
Anyway, he has been live broadcasting all night, so there is not much time left to memorize the text.
So Yan Han memorized his texts until the early morning in this lonely and cold night, then went to sleep, and slept until he woke up naturally the next day. After eating the breakfast made by his grandma, he began to review and brush questions.
The advantage of resting at home is that you don’t have to worry about eating, as long as someone will call him when it’s time, and every meal is very rich and balanced in nutrition, after eating for two consecutive days, Yan Han feels like he has meat on his stomach.
In this regard, the second elder also wanted him to go out for activities, and repeatedly advised him not to just think about studying, but also to pay attention to his body.
But the big brother who was so focused on doing the questions didn’t want to move anywhere, so Yan Han was locked in the room by himself on the second day of the holiday, except for eating, and studied without hearing anything outside the window.
At the end of the day, in addition to reviewing the previous questions, he had done nearly 5,000 more questions. As before, he marked all the questions that he knew, those that he didn’t know, and those that needed to be memorized by rote. This step he did extremely well. Be patient, but after ten o'clock in the evening, Yan Han suddenly began to feel restless.
Forcing himself to persist until eleven o'clock, he didn't know if he had used up all his concentration and IQ for the day or what. He stared at the stem of a question for a long time, but he refused to read it. Enter a word.
His eyes were dull and slack, and he quickly took a sip of strong tea to try to refresh himself, but he was not very sleepy - he even took a nap in the afternoon for the first time - but he couldn't concentrate.
For a moment, Yan Han felt like he was useless.
Then almost completely subconsciously, he turned off the live broadcast device, picked up his mobile phone, and started to check if anyone had sent him a message today.
He didn't receive a single call all day, but there were a lot of messages. Various advertising text messages for May Day promotions almost occupied his screen. There were also many message reminders on WeChat, but they were all group chats, and no one sent him alone. information.
"..." Well, he wasn't a person with any business in the first place, so it's normal to have no news.
Thinking of this, Yan Han clicked on the group chat again, and flipped through the chat records inside.
The squad leader, Wen Juorong and others really went out to play today. There are pictures they sent back in the group, and the words to tell each other to confirm safety when they get home at night... Yan Han swiped his finger on the screen, after reading these chat records Then put down the phone, and simply went into the dressing room to take a shower and put on the buttock membrane.
This buttock membrane should be used at intervals of 24 hours, because it is said that applying too often will not double the nutrition of the buttocks, but it is a waste, so to do this task well, you must use it strictly according to the prescribed time.
Before, I was worried that Lin Jianlu would come, so I deliberately delayed it, but now it is already eleven o'clock, and there is no movement, so it probably won't come.
In addition to studying, Brother Dalin also needs to learn to take care of business. It is normal to be very busy during the holidays.
Yan Han quickly let go, and didn't think about it any more.
On the dressing table, he casually pulled out a piece of buttock membrane and left the dressing room. He lay back on the bed and tore open the package. A strong aroma of grapes radiated from it.
... That's right, this one is grape-flavored. It's just that he just wiped off the essence on his hands with a tissue, and crawled back to the bed with difficulty, when his phone vibrated.
Yan Han: "..."
He had to get up again, half-stretched and covering his buttocks to touch the phone. Fortunately, the elder brother has long arms, and this process did not take too much effort from him.
Then he held the phone in his hand and held it up to his eyes... His mood suddenly became a little complicated.
—Lin Jianlu is appearing in the center of his screen.