"Hey?"
"Is it convenient now?" Lin Jianlu's steady and pleasant voice came from the microphone.
Yan Han: "..."
Fang is inconvenient... Convenience must be inconvenient, he has just put his hip membrane on, and it will take twenty minutes before he can get up.
You can't just let Lin Jianlu come over like this, and then the elder brother will lie down here and apply the buttock membrane!
We can only wait for it to be applied.
But looking at the time, it was really late, and Brother Da Lin couldn't be made to come over after twenty minutes, could he
So after thinking for a while, Yan Han tentatively said: "Why don't you go to bed early today, don't come here, and talk about it tomorrow?"
Then Lin Jianlu lost his voice.
There was deathly silence on the opposite side, if it wasn't for the display on the screen that the call was still in progress, Yan Han would have thought it was dropped.
For a moment, he even suspected that his mobile phone was broken.
But just as he was about to speak to confirm that Lin Jianlu was still there, a low "hmm" suddenly came from the microphone.
Yan Han opened his mouth, his throat was dry, and he suddenly felt that Brother Da Lin had misunderstood
He maintained the posture of supporting his upper body with both arms, and looked back at his ass which was still covered by the translucent film. Although he felt a little embarrassed to say it, but Lin Jianlu knew about it yesterday, so it was nothing to worry about. Being secretive and chattering is really not in line with the elder brother's style of doing things.
So Yan Han simply explained the reason: "I'm putting on the buttock membrane... I just put it on, and I have to wait for 20 minutes, and it will be too late by then."
Brother Yan also tried to make his tone sound calm, although his eyelids twitched violently when the buttock membrane was mentioned, and he was in a bad mood.
Lin Jianlu said calmly, "Ah."
It was quite quick this time.
"Ok!"
I feel that something called the lower limit has disappeared since I uttered the word "gluteal membrane". This is actually how people communicate. Everything is exposed and known by the other party, and the feeling of shame and embarrassment will disappear in vain.
So Yan Han's tone became more relaxed: "I brushed almost 5,000 questions today, so there are only less than 5,000 questions left. Maybe I can finish it tomorrow."
"Well, the efficiency is very high, and it has been overfulfilled." Lin Jianlu praised.
Others, whether they are classmates or fans who watch his live broadcast, just know that their brother Yan is writing questions for the competition on the live broadcast website, and they don’t know the details. Only Lin Jianlu, who has been giving him lectures, knows his progress Where did it go, how many things still need to be understood, and which topics need to be memorized repeatedly.
So every time Yan Han talked about these things with Lin Jianlu, he was very excited.
Because there is another person who can discuss topics and share progress together, learning is not so boring and lonely.
What's more, Lin Jianlu always gave him some pertinent suggestions.
For example, Brother Da Lin said that his efficiency is very high, so it must be not low. At least he can sleep well when he goes to the big brother tonight.
Sighing comfortably, Yan Han said again: "Before I didn't know what you were busy with, so I didn't dare to disturb you. It's getting late now, brother Dalin, you go to bed first? Come and help me with some questions tomorrow when you are free. "
"I do have something to do today, sorry." Lin Jianlu said, "I will try to go as early as possible tomorrow."
"OK."
"Do you have anything else to do tomorrow?"
"No, the task for the whole day tomorrow is also studying." Yan Han clenched his fists and dreamed a sweet dream along the way—
If Lin Jianlu could come over to give him a lecture tomorrow, excluding the time to go back to school the day after tomorrow, then spend two days after school starts to focus on asking questions about the rest, maybe he can complete the brush!
"Well, then I know." Lin Jianlu said.
"Okay, Brother Dalin has worked hard. Good night, Brother Dalin."
After exchanging goodnight with Lin Jianlu, and hung up the phone, Yan Han stretched out comfortably on the bed.
I don't know whether it was because Lin Jianlu affirmed his efficiency or he himself was satisfied with today's workload. Yan Han, who originally just wanted to lie on the bed and take a rest, suddenly fell asleep.
This sleep was very sound and sound, and he didn't even have a dream all night. When Yan Han opened his eyes again, he found that the sky outside was already bright!
He sat up abruptly. Although he slept very comfortably this time and woke up a hundred times more refreshed, the effort of closing and opening his eyes passed in one night. If Yan Han in the past might still feel that he could do this It's great to sleep, but now he always feels that it's a loss.
Somehow, that piece of grape-flavored buttocks had already been thrown to the ground by him.
Seeing that the water on the ground had dried up and shrunk into a wrinkled ball of gelatinous buttocks, Yan Han scratched his hair, trembling, and a little afraid to face the truth, asked Xiao Wu: "Well, what did I do last night? Have you posted enough time?"
... If he doesn't post enough, then his efforts this month will be in vain!
[Enough stickers.]Xiao Wu said, [Although the host lay on the ground for more than an hour, the buttock membrane was only removed when he turned over for the first time, the posting time was a bit long...]
"..."
[But it doesn't matter, you should be glad that what you put on is not a mask, otherwise you will be deducted points, hehe.]
"..."
Xiao Wu has already explained to him why the mask cannot be left on the face for too long. It seems that the mask paper will reversely absorb the essence of the face after a long time, so generally the mask should not exceed 20 minutes.
... This is probably what it means, the principle is not important to Yan Han.
He just needs to remember that this is the golden rule and the iron rule.
But I remember, I remember, who would have thought that he would lose consciousness as soon as he closed his eyes... It seems that if he lays down and applies a mask in the future, he will have to set an alarm clock.
Details determine success or failure, Yan Han pays the most attention to this kind of details, he will never do useless work.
Therefore, he asked Xiaowu to write this matter down in his notebook with great importance, and then gave it an instruction, remember to wake him up in case he falls asleep again while applying the mask.
After finishing all this, Yan Han put on his pajama pants and climbed out of bed, picked up the paper on the ground and threw all the rubbish in the dressing room... Thinking in a good direction, it would be good to fall asleep, at least he You don't have to endure the sticky feeling after sticking the buttock membrane, and you don't need to pat like a sand sculpture.
Then it really feels weird to slap your own ass.
He simply tidied up the house, remade the bed, and checked the time. It was 7:18 in the morning. After washing, the time was just right, and he could have breakfast with his grandparents.
Today's breakfast is the steamed rolls that grandma got up early in the morning.
The Hanamaki is very soft and chewy, and with three or four small pickles, it will instantly whet your appetite.
What's even more surprising is that instead of the clear porridge yesterday morning, his grandparents also squeezed soy milk today.
Red dates are added to the soy milk, which is sweet even without sugar, and has a strong aroma of dates... It is a familiar taste in Yan Han's memory.
After drinking two large bowls in one breath, he made his stomach round again. After breakfast, he insisted on helping his grandparents wash the dishes and clean up the kitchen. Then Yan Han went back to his room to start today's quizzes.
At 7:50 in the morning, he turned on the live broadcast, and by the way, opened the question bank that was bound into a volume of A4 printing paper, which was also about to be rummaged by him, and began to review the parts he had read yesterday.
At eight o'clock in the morning, his mobile phone on the table suddenly vibrated.
The school does not allow mobile phones to be brought in, and you have to be sneaky when you go to class with your mobile phone, so most people don't have the habit of turning their mobile phones into ringing mode, and they can't adjust even if they are on vacation.
Yan Han is no exception.
But every time his phone vibrates, it makes a lot of noise, and now a phone call came unexpectedly, Yan Han was not prepared at all, and was startled by the sudden crazily shaking of the phone.
After a jump, the eldest brother quickly recovered his calm.
He also didn't expect anyone to call him at this hour, so he took the phone over to have a look... Is it Lin Jianlu
He so early...
Blinking his eyes suspiciously, Yan Han answered the phone, but this time he didn't need to speak, Lin Jianlu had already said: "I'm free now, is it convenient to go there now?"
"Huh? So early?"
Yan Han glanced out as he spoke, he didn't deliberately close the door, through the crack of the door he could see his grandpa making tea outside, and through the window he could see his grandma watering the flowers in the yard.
According to the habits of the two old people, unless they go out to buy vegetables at noon, they usually don't go out in the morning.
If Lin Jianlu suddenly came to him at this time...
Let's just say it's a classmate.
Although in fact they are really classmates, Yan Han doesn't know why he feels guilty.
He lowered his voice and said, "Then you come in through the main entrance? My grandparents are at home, so you just say they are my classmates and come to me to do homework."
"Well, okay."
The phone was dropped, and after a while, Yan Han heard a knock on the door, followed by his grandma's voice from far and near: "Xiaohan, your classmate has come to look for you!"
"Ugh!"
Yan Han hurriedly stood up to greet him, but saw that Lin Jianlu had already been welcomed into the house by the old lady.
Today, Lin Jianlu is still wearing casual clothes, a seemingly ordinary T-shirt, and a pair of jeans underneath. At first glance, it looks sparse and ordinary, but for some reason, these clothes appear on Brother Dalin and match him. That handsome face always tends to give people a "high-end" feeling.
Clothes suit people, but some people suit clothes better.
Then Yan Han also noticed that Lin Jianlu actually carried a business-style schoolbag on his back for some disguise!
"Xiaohan's classmate? Hurry up, come in and have a seat." The grandfather who was making tea quickly got up to greet him and let him sit on the sofa.
Lin Jianlu hurriedly returned his grandfather who was half up to his seat, telling his grandparents not to be so polite.
He was tall, and even had to bow his head when he stepped over the threshold, so he seemed taller in an old house with a low structure.
At this moment, he didn't dare to sit down as soon as he came. He almost half-bowed and talked with the two old men, with a respectful and humble attitude, and even seemed a little cute when answering questions.
"You are Xiaohan's high school classmate? Then your family is also from our county? Go home to rest during the holiday?"
"Uh..." I didn't expect the second elder to ask so carefully. Yan Han was about to help Lin Jianlu answer or simply change the topic, but he heard Lin Jianlu say:
"My aunt's family lives here, and I'm here to see her this time."
"By the way, come and give me the lecture topic." Yan Han said in time: "This is my deskmate, and he is the university bully of our school. Studying is great!"
"Really!" The two old people thought he looked familiar before, but looking at it now, isn't this the classmate who was on the news report with their own children!
It's been a while since the incident, and even the heat on the Internet has dissipated. Except for the parties and parents, no one remembers what the young students who acted bravely at the time looked like.
Even if you remember, you won't dare to recognize it when you meet it on the main road.
But out of pride and fear and heartache, the two old men read the reports that the protagonists were their own children over and over again, and they even remembered Lin Jianlu's appearance deeply in their hearts.
Now that they realized that this might be one of the friends their children had mentioned, the old people became even more enthusiastic. If Yan Han hadn’t said that they were going to start a lecture, Lin Jianlu would have to sit in the living room and drink tea at this moment Let's have some snacks.
Taking Lin Jianlu back to his room, Yan Han patted his chest, heaved a sigh of relief and asked him again: "Brother Da Lin, why did you come here so early, you don't sleep in during the holidays?"
"Well, I always get up very early in the morning." Lin Jianlu said.
"Oh, then you sit down first, I'll get a stool."
As soon as Yan Han finished speaking, he turned around and saw that his grandfather had moved the stool into the room.
At the same time, grandma brought in a plate of washed fruits for them to eat while studying.
"Thank you grandpa, thank you grandma." These two days have been taken care of in every possible way. The elder brother has been completely immersed in the warmth of the home, and he is so moved that he is confused every day. This is also the motivation for him to persevere and work hard on the questions.
He wants to get the 30,000 yuan from the Xueba competition and give it to his grandma, so that the old people will be happy again.
"Grandpa and grandma, don't be too busy, go and rest." Yan Han said, then pulled the stool, spread his legs and sat on it casually.
[cough cough.]Xiao Wu's baby voice immediately sounded in his head.
Yan Han: "..."
I'm sorry, not being in school and not wearing a school uniform made him a little drifting recently, and he forgot to always pay attention to his image in front of Brother Da Lin.
So Yan Han quickly adjusted his sitting posture and sat down neatly next to Lin Jianlu. He saw Brother Dalin use two slender fingers to unzip the schoolbag he carried, and put the paper inside and the The practice questions were taken out one by one and placed on the table.
... ? ?
"Brother Dalin?" Yan Han asked with wide eyes... not sure what's going on now, "Didn't you come to give me a lecture?"
"It's a lecture, so you should review it first. If you don't know anything, just ask me. I'll do my homework first." Lin Jianlu said calmly.
Yan Han: "..."
No, he thought that Lin Jianlu ran over so early in the morning because he had other things to do later, and he might not have time all day long.
With the efficiency and speed with which Lin Jianlu gave him lectures, the questions that he didn't know yesterday could be solved in less than an hour, and Brother Da Lin could leave after that.
The eldest brother thought so, so as soon as Lin Jianlu came, he was ready to race against time to ask questions.
But why... After a long time, did Lin Jianlu really come to do homework with him? !
"You said let me come to you to do your homework." Lin Jianlu was also very innocent about this, he opened his exercise book, "You have to pretend to be a little bit."
"..."
Looking helplessly at Lin Jianlu, Yan Han asked, "Brother Da Lin, are you busy today?"
Lin Jianlu withdrew his gaze from the exercise book, turned his head and glanced at him, as if to ask his intention for asking.
"I'm afraid it will take up too much of your time and disturb you."
"No, besides, I'm not usually very busy."
"Uh, but you have to wrong yourself to do your homework in order to give me a lecture, I feel very sorry."
"It doesn't matter, these are homework to be written, and they will be checked by the teacher after returning from vacation."
"..."
Ok.
So the two of them were still the same as when they were in school, one question and one lecture topic.
It's just that before that, Yan Han gave Lin Jianlu a grand introduction of his live broadcast equipment.
There are no outsiders in the family, and his grandparents don't understand, so this set of equipment has never been invisible by him, just put it on the table.
And Lin Jianlu is someone who knows his details, so naturally he doesn't need to hide it.
Now that Yan Han thinks it’s getting in the way and wants to put away his things, Lin Jianlu said, “Leave it alone.”
"Ok?"
"Don't you broadcast live every day?"
"Hmm." Yan Han glanced at Lin Jianlu, "But if I want to open it, I'm afraid I'll take you in too..."
"It's okay, you can just point at yourself. I've watched your live broadcast, and even if it's shot from that angle, it's just a hand."
"..."
This seems to make sense.
So Yan Han asked Xiao Wu to adjust the angle of the device, trying to only illuminate his own hand.
After all, it is a live broadcast device opened in a treasure chest. It is different from ordinary equipment. This machine can only take pictures wherever you want, and you can adjust the zoom anytime and anywhere. It is very smart, so overall, it has little impact.
Later, Yan Han continued to review yesterday's part, while Lin Jianlu borrowed a pen from him and started to do homework.
But Yan Han's table is really small, the two of them can't even put down the books when they get together.
Moreover, the chair under his buttocks was uncomfortable after sitting for a long time, so Lin Jianlu suggested: "I know there is a library here, do you want to go there for self-study?"
"Huh?" Yan Han stared, a little dumbfounded, why didn't he know there was a library here, but Lin Jianlu did? !
"Before I came to you, I saw all the maps of this county." Lin Jianlu said.
"..."
Looking at Brother Dalin for granted... Well, he remembered, Brother Daling can remember all the streets and buildings just like a satellite just by looking at the map.
... Really, how long has it been? Why haven't I gotten used to Lin Jianlu's super high IQ yet
How ignorant it is to make a fuss at every turn!
Originally, Yan Han felt it was inconvenient to have the elders at home, but now that Lin Jianlu said so, he simply started to pack his things, took all the things he needed, and put them all in his big cloth bag, and Yan Han threw the cloth bag in the shoulder, followed Lin Jianlu out of the room one after the other.
After explaining the situation to the elders, I was asked whether I would come back for lunch at noon.
Thinking about it, he probably couldn't come back, so Yan Han simply said he couldn't go back, he and Lin Jianlu settled outside at noon, let the two elders eat something good at noon, don't deal with it.
"Okay, let's go play, it's not good for you to stay at home all day." Grandpa waved his hand and said.
Yan Han: "..."
Grandma also said: "The child in our family is introverted and doesn't want to go out to meet people. He knows how to study every day squatting in the room. Fortunately, Xiao Lin, you are here..."
"Grandma..."
Yan, an introverted child who doesn't want to go out to meet people, is helpless.
"Okay, okay, don't talk, go and play." Grandma said with a smile.
"..."
Finally out of the house, the two walked out of the small alley with their schoolbags on their backs, and Yan Han followed Lin Jianlu.
The small county town was not very big, and the library was only a few stops away from his home. The two of them finally chose to walk, and they could exercise their bodies by walking there.
In fact, what his grandparents said was right. During this period of time, Yan Han was busy brushing up questions, except for physical education class, Yan Han hardly moved his place. If this continues, no matter how good his health is, he will be ruined. Time to exercise regularly.
After all, there is a long way to go, and the road of learning is long and endless. After this period of time passes, he still has to work hard on "body" and "labor", and try to get all the treasure chests first.
Yan Han was planning the future while walking, but he didn't realize that two people walking side by side on the street was like a beautiful landscape, attracting people who passed by them to hang around for a while.
The small county has a small population, and there are even fewer people with their appearance.
Not to mention the limited living standards of the people here, and everyone's clothes are generally very casual, so when two young people with first-class looks and figures, dressed in simple and luxurious clothes, walk on the street, it is natural It has attracted the attention of many people.
What's more, the library is located near the only commercial street in the small county.
During the May Day holiday, the streets that were originally empty were overcrowded. Many merchants promoted different activities in order to promote sales, and the usually quiet town became lively.
All the way under the eyes of other people, I walked through most of the commercial street to the library located nearby. The library is a county-level library. There is a study room on the second floor. You can go in there to study at will, but here It has been in disrepair for a long time, and the tables and chairs are all outdated, even more dilapidated than the tables and chairs in Yan Han's house.
But the advantage is that there are quite a lot of seats, and there are still empty seats at this point, Yan Han and Lin Jianlu quickly found a seat next to them, went to sit, and then took out their books to study or do their homework.
Of course, Yan Han didn't forget to continue the live broadcast in order to accumulate more time to earn more popularity.
It's just that this time he made the device invisible, because he didn't want to shock the world too much, and it wouldn't be such a coincidence that he would meet his fans outside.
At this time, the study party who watched his live broadcast and studied with him was basically in place, so the fans saw the anchor's hand appearing in front of the camera again, but this time the content of the live broadcast was a little different from the previous one—
When the anchor is brushing the questions, he will occasionally take the bound question bank away from the camera. Looking at the direction, it should be taken to the right. Every time the booklet is taken away, even the hands with slender knuckles will disappear. For a short period of time, after a while they reappear in front of the camera, and the booklet will be marked with new knowledge points or problem-solving processes...
So obviously, there is a person sitting next to the anchor! He is having problems!
The first fan who thought of this posted a bullet chat, and soon someone agreed with it, and then more people posted bullet chat, curious about the people next to the anchor, and asked the anchor if he could give a shot.
"I feel that the anchor's live broadcast location has changed again today, the table is different, so this is studying elsewhere?"
"Maybe it's a friend or a classmate, what's the fuss about?"
"That's true, but I'm still very envious of the three-dimensional friends I met with the anchor! Ahh, I also want to sit next to the young lady, as long as I can feel the fairy spirit!"
"I want to get immortal energy +1."
The screen was swiped by the barrage, but Yan Han, who never paid attention to these during the study period, didn't know what happened. He even forgot about it because the shooting equipment was invisible, and was completely addicted to brushing the questions. Anyway There will be no temporary problems with the debugged live broadcast equipment.
Naturally, the audience couldn't get what they wanted. The only thing in the camera was their meticulous anchor's hands. At most, they could occasionally capture a tiny bit of the anchor's pointed chin, and nothing else.
The topic about sitting next to the anchor for the first time was slowly passed away. After the topic passed, the amount of barrage in the live broadcast room gradually decreased. After all, as a netizen said, who doesn’t have friends and classmates? , Isn't it normal for someone to study with the anchor
Yan Han's fans have long become very Buddhist, and they don't expect their live broadcast to suddenly reveal any leftovers to them.
until-
Suddenly another hand appeared in the shot, quickly took away a pen placed on the table by the anchor, and then disappeared very quickly.
…
Time seemed to freeze at a certain moment, and some viewers who happened to see this segment were stunned for a moment, and then the live broadcast room became lively again! —
"Damn it, another pair of beautiful hands!"
"This finger is so long, it seems to be longer than the anchor's. Oops, I recalled the feeling of being tortured when I first guessed the anchor's gender..."
"Wait, I deliberately turned it back and took a look. The watch on this wrist... is Breguet?!"
"Breguet?"
"A high school student wearing the world's top ten watches is crazy, it must be fake."
"What if it's the anchor's father?"
…
The barrage in the live broadcast room suddenly developed in a strange direction. I didn't know that I already had a rich "father" in the hearts of netizens. In fact, Yan Han really didn't pay attention to Lin Jianlu's expression. .
The main reason is that Brother Dalin often changed his watch when he was in school. Yan Han would pay attention to it occasionally, but he didn't pay attention to it later.
— what's all the fuss about.
Anyway, it wasn't the first day he knew Brother Dalin was rich.
The author has something to say: Yan Han: Why are your fingers longer than mine? !
Lin Jianlu: For your future happiness :)