The Top Couple Is a Bit Sweet
顶流夫妇有点甜
Author: 图样先森
Latest: Chapter 95
Status: Completed
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Genres: Romance
Tags: adapted to manhua beautiful female lead broken engagement celebrities female protagonist
A certain hot topic: 「Why do Wen Li and Song Yan have so many CP fans?」
The original poster wrote: It’s obvious that they’ve been married for two years, but they do not have any movie or TV collaborations, or variety show shots in the same frame, and I have never seen them interact on social media. The entertainment industry accepts them as a couple with a contract marriage where they are even too lazy to act like they are in love. I am extremely puzzled by why they have so many CP fans. I swear I am not black.
The popular reply: 「CP fan here letting myself in. To clarify for the original poster: They really don’t interact much, and their sugar is observed under a microscope. But—
1. In terms of appearance, they are a pair with god-like faces. When our Three Powers was a young newcomer, someone had a YY of what they would look like in the same frame. Afterwards, the picture exploded in the industry. Black Swan x White Moonlight. A huge number of similar personas in the entertainment industry emerged rapidly as food substitutes.
2. In terms of fame ranking, they are both first-tier. They are strong in every sense, okay?
3. There are so many fairy madams in the inner circle. They write fanfiction, draw fanart, and edit videos and photos; they eat grain and eat until they burst. They are reluctant to leave the pit when they think about getting out.
To summarize: No matter how much of a plastic couple people say they are, we will still ship this CP as long as they never announce a divorce!」
某乎热议话题：「温荔和宋砚为什么这么多CP粉？」
题主补充：明明结婚两年既无影视合作又无综艺同框，也没见社交软件互动过几次，娱乐圈公认的协议夫妻，连恩爱都懒得演的那种。巨迷惑为什么会有这么多CP粉，我发誓我不是黑。
热门回答：「CP粉不请自来。给题主明说吧，他们互动确实不多，糖都是从显微镜里扣出来的。但是——
1.论颜值，双神颜。我家三力还是小新人的时候就有人YY过这两个人同框会是什么样，后来世纪同框图大爆出圈，黑天鹅x白月光，大批类似人设的娱乐圈代餐文迅速崛起
2.论咖位，双一线。各种意义上来说的强强了吧？
3.圈内神仙太太超多，同人文同人图同人剪辑吃粮吃到撑，想退坑都舍不得
综上所述，任路人如何说他们塑料，只要一天不官宣离婚，我们就还磕得动！」
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某日温荔被特邀录制某爱豆综艺，镜头前大跳清纯元气女团舞
正好撞上宋砚被正在合约期的夫妻综艺节目组安排过来探班，两个人隔着舞台对视了个正着
“……”
爱豆节目录制过后，温荔生无可恋地解释：“我不是装嫩，是他们非逼我跳的。”
宋砚慢条斯理说：“原来你会跳舞，明明当时对我的请求宁死不从。”
温荔突然瞪眼：“可是你当时让我跳的是脱——”
之后节目为通过审核，小剧场到此为止，并将温荔的话无情消音
#咦，我怎么自动变黄了##是我想的脱那啥舞吗##有本事你别消音啊##节目组你没有心##多说点，我们单身狗就爱听这个#
某乎题主问题补充：「谢谢各位，不用回答了，已经在坑底了，真香」
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【重点：没有原型！谁都没有！我發誓！】
【排雷：大量饭圈评论粉丝弹幕，不爱看这个的慎入】
1傲娇毒舌黑天鹅x腹黑忠犬白月光
2.玛丽苏/杰克苏/饭圈日常/协议结婚/老套人设老套梗没啥新意/所有角色无原型纯YY
3.三次元磕CP有BE风险，所以自己产粮自己磕！
文艺的故事梗概：
-我曾纤尘不染，可是后来满身泥泞，而你始终明艳娇贵，令人流连
-你实在太耀眼，扰我清梦，于是我决定从泥泞中爬起来，再将你折下
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