Xu Li just came back from the practice room. In order to learn a theme song, he was sweating profusely and his body was sore and limp. Just like that, he was still far behind those trainees in the same class who had a basic dance foundation.
He had already been in the practice room for a whole day, and he didn't even eat lunch. The teacher was so sympathetic to him, and asked him to come back and take a shower and rest, and then do a little bit of buttoning in the evening.
Xu Li, who just came back, felt that his body smelled too much of sweat, so he didn't want to lie on the bed, playing with his mobile phone while waiting for his roommate to take a shower.
The live broadcast room of the trainee dormitory diary is open, and the program group stipulates that the live broadcast camera will be turned on as long as there are people in the dormitory before the uniformly stipulated noon or evening break.
Xu Li was lying on the table quietly playing with his mobile phone, his bangs were sticking to his forehead wetly, and the blush on his cheeks had not completely faded due to the high-intensity connection.
Originally, he had a weak and handsome appearance, so he quietly buried half of his face in his arms and played with his mobile phone, like a well-behaved boy.
"I caught my son playing with your phone secretly!!"
"Woooooh my son is so good, so good."
"Our pear dance 0 basic practice has worked hard qwq"
"Looking forward to the stage of the theme song of Rika!!!!"
Xu Li was expressionless at first, but suddenly his phone vibrated, and he didn't know what message he had received. The front live broadcast camera could only capture the phone case, and the audience didn't know what he saw.
But there was a sound outside.
It is the sound of short video app clip material, especially cute background sound.
"Lizai, you actually peeked at other young ladies behind our backs!!!"
"Tell mom which one it is!"
"Oh man"
As a result, after Xu Li watched the whole short video, his originally expressionless face suddenly fluctuated, his brows were furrowed, his lips were pulled, and an extremely disdainful sneer came out from the slit of his mouth.
That disgusted look almost overflowed the live broadcast camera.
"Iron Straight Man Hahahahahaha"
"It's good that I misunderstood my son, you really didn't let mom down"
"I feel sorry for this internet celebrity lady hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"
Pig: "Put up the middle finger jpg"
Pig: "Did you dance the theme song well, dancing idiot?"
Pig: "Class F opens the door to welcome you"
Example Xu: "vomit jpg"
Pig: "a blind dog"
Pig: "You deserve to be a widow forever"
The irritability disappeared, and just as Xu Li was looking for emoticons in the emoticon gallery to further piss off his sister, Wen Li sent another message.
Pig: "Are you hiding in the toilet and playing with your phone?"
Pig: "Be careful, I will report you to the program crew for hiding your mobile phone"
Xu Li: "Tell me, I brought ten mobile phones."
Xu Li: "And I'm in the dormitory, who do you think grows in the toilet like you?"
Pig: "?? Don't you know that there are live cameras in your dormitory?"
Pig: "You wait for someone to confiscate your phone"
Pig: "Did you put your brain in our mother's stomach when you were born?"
At this time, roommate Wang Yiyuan came out of the shower, shook his wet hair and said to Xu Li, "I've finished washing, you can go."
Xu Li's face was very dark: "Is the camera in our dormitory broadcasting live?"
"Yeah, otherwise, why do you think I wear such tight clothes every time I come out of the shower." After speaking, Wang Yiyuan greeted the live broadcast camera on the table, "Hello."
Of course, he didn't have the equipment, and he couldn't see the audience's response in the live broadcast room.
"Hello Yuaner, please tell me that silly son must read the contract carefully before participating in a variety show next time."
"Hahahahahahahahahahaha silly son"
"I just said why Li Zai is so unafraid to play with his mobile phone in the dormitory, and four mobile phones were confiscated. It turns out that he didn't even know that the camera in the dormitory was on."
Sure enough, the next second, there was a knock on the dormitory door.
When the staff came to confiscate the mobile phone, they also asked by the way: "Which young lady's video were you using the mobile phone just now?"
Xu Li pursed his lips and said lightly, "No one."
"They're all boys, I understand." The staff teased and patted him on the shoulder, "It's not too late to watch the show after recording."
Xu Example: "..."
As soon as the staff left, Xu Li could no longer face the live broadcast camera, so he quickly took a shower, and immediately took Wang Yiyuan to the practice room to practice dancing after he came out.
On the way to the practice room, Wang Yiyuan grabbed his shoulder and asked, "Whose video were you watching just now? Tell my brother, I'll keep it secret for you."
They are both signed artists of the same company, and they are also friends who also learn guitar. Xu Li didn't care about him, and said directly: "Wen Li's."
"Wen Li's? I rely on you to be her fan? Then you reacted so flatly in the first issue." Wang Yiyuan squinted his eyes and thought for a while, then he understood, "Oh, are you shy?"
Xu Li rolled his eyes: "I didn't take the initiative to read it, it was..." I couldn't say the second half of the sentence, so I had to give up explaining, "You can think whatever you like."
Wang Yiyuan held his heart in both hands, and said meanly: "Don't worry, I won't talk nonsense, I will protect your pure and shy boy's heart."
Xu Li: "...protect your sister."
"What video of her did you watch? The costume video? Or the video of her dancing in the last show?"
Xu Li recalled the content of the hot-eyed video, and his tone was very light: "You are cute and coquettish."
Wang Yiyuan's eyes widened suddenly, and he grabbed Xu Li's shoulder: "Really, I also want to see if you still have your mobile phone confiscated? See you in the bathroom later?"
"Why are you so excited?" Xu Li was scratched in pain, and his tone was uncomfortable, "What's so interesting about this?"
"Brother, I said you are pretending too much. There is nothing shameful about being a fan of Teacher Wen Li. Do you have to be honest to be a man?" Wang Yiyuan snorted, confidently said, "I have seen you in the world, even Song Yan Seniors at the movie king level can't resist, I don't believe there is a man who can resist our teacher Wen Li's cuteness and coquettishness, tell me, did you almost have a nosebleed just now?"
Brother Ah Yan can't even resist
Xu Li said firmly: "Impossible, he is different from superficial men like you."
"There's no need to be so pushy. Although I admit that being a man, there is a big gap between me and Song Yan, but there is nothing impossible. If you don't believe me, go and watch the show yourself." Wang Yiyuan curled his lips, "I've seen you Pretending male fan, I've never seen you so good at pretending."
"... I said I'm not her fan."
"Aren't you hiding in the dormitory to watch her video?"
"..."
Unable to explain clearly, Xu Li was too lazy to explain to him, and walked straight forward.
Wang Yiyuan caught up again, babbling all the time: "Hey, if we can stay behind and have that mentor collaborate on the stage, would you choose Teacher Wen Li? Do you want to have a couple dance with her?"
Xu Li's face turned pale in an instant, and he froze in place.
Wang Yiyuan: "Brother, what's wrong with you? Are you overexcited?"
Xu Li covered his mouth and said weakly, "Stop talking, I want to vomit."
Wang Yiyuan: "..."
After arriving at the practice room, several trainees from Class A of the first evaluation were also there, and they were teaching the trainees of the following classes to practice dance. Wang Yiyuan dragged Xu Li into the crowd to join the free Xiaozao.
At the end of the practice, a few trainees from class C were exhausted and collapsed on the ground. In order to encourage the brothers to work harder, the trainees from class A who acted as the little teacher slapped their hands: "Come on, brothers, cheer up, you have to jump out!" Let Teacher Wen Li see the most handsome theme song."
Then several trainees jumped up like carp.
Wang Yiyuan looked at Xu Li again, and found that after hearing this encouragement, his body softened, and he lost his energy.
"..."
For a moment, he couldn't tell whether this brother was a fan or a black man.
During the break, Wang Yiyuan slipped quietly to Xu Li's side. Xu Li glanced at him and said indifferently, "Don't talk about Wen Li."
Wang Yiyuan originally wanted to talk to him about Wen Li, but now his thoughts were interrupted all of a sudden, he was dumbfounded for a long time, and said in a daze: "... Then who are we talking about? Talking about Senior Song?"
Xu Li's tone was casual: "What are you talking about?"
Wang Yiyuan randomly picked up a topic: "Ah? Talk about him... talk about why you think Senior Song is different from us? Are you still a double-duty CP fan?"
Xu Li pouted: "No."
He collapsed on the floor, his eyes narrowed, thinking of the past.
When Xu Li was a child, his academic performance was not very good, but because Wen Li was already an art student at home, his grandfather and uncle were reluctant to let him learn music, and wanted him to make up for his cultural education.
Xu Li's mischievous rebellion drove away many famous teachers in the tutoring class.
In the end, my grandfather said, don't look for an older one, as there is nothing in common with Xiao Li, find a young one.
Later, Brother Bai Sen said that he had a friend who was the first in the whole grade in cultural subjects, and he could introduce him to Xu Li as a tutor, which happened to be able to earn living expenses, and then Brother Ayan came.
The handsome and taciturn elder brother was tall and tall, and in the eyes of Xu Li, who was still a kid at the time, he was attractive and handsome.
The little kid always has a natural sense of surrender to his big brother.
Unlike those remedial class teachers, he was very patient with the questions and never sighed and shook his head at him. Although Xu Li hated cultural classes, he liked listening to him very much.
Brother Ah Yan bumped into his sister when he came to the house a few times, but he never looked sideways, and would never look at his sister more.
It was the first time in Xu Li's life that he met a boy who hated his sister as much as he did.
Once Wen Li's school held an art festival, and her class was going to prepare a show for dancing. Wen Li brought back the performance costume from school, put it on at home, and wandered around the house in a particularly smug way, showing off to everyone.
The aunt at home said it was beautiful, the grandfather said it was beautiful, and even the uncle said it was beautiful.
Sixteen-year-old Wen Li was wearing a long chiffon skirt, with her long hair tied into a bun for the convenience of dancing, and she was standing at the door of Xu Li's room, looking up at an arrogant green peacock.
"Brother, do I look good?"
Xu Li said it was not good-looking.
Wen Li was so angry that she knocked on his head. Before leaving, she took a special look at Song Yan, who had been silent all this time, and asked him with a small hope: "Senior, do you think it looks good?"
Song Yan hurriedly moved his eyes away, and said in a low voice, "General."
Xu Li immediately said mischievously: "Usually it means it's not good-looking!"
The stinky Wen Li was hit in front of her younger brother and seniors, her self-confidence was blown, she glared at the two of them, and left angrily.
The tutoring continued, and Mr. Song, who had been conscientious and responsible, even thought about the elementary school math Olympiad questions for a long time, and he still hadn't solved a single question after more than ten minutes.
Song Yan seemed to be aware of his distraction, and sighed helplessly while covering his forehead.
Xu Li thought angrily, it was all because of the old lady who broke in suddenly and frightened brother Ayan!
Anyway, Xu Li has been certain since then that Song Yan, like him, is a man who values connotation more. No matter how good-looking Wen Li's skin is, it is useless. He has a big temper and is difficult to serve.
"It's not the same, I can see it." Xu Li said.
Wang Yiyuan couldn't laugh or cry: "Then according to what you said, why do they still get married?"
As an insider, Xu Li's tone became inexplicably inscrutable: "What do you know?"
Even if he forwarded that video to Brother Ayan, Brother Ayan's attitude would definitely be the same as his.
Thinking of his sister's appearance of pretending to be a cat in the video, Xu Li shuddered again.
When returning to the dormitory after dancing in the early morning, Xu Li ran to the bathroom and took out his sixth mobile phone secretly, and sent Song Yan a WeChat message.
Xu Li: "Today my sister sent me a very cute video with hot eyes"
Brother Ayan: "Send it to see"
Xu Li: "No, I'm afraid it will burn your eyes, so I can bear this kind of torture alone."
Xu Li: "Brother, you don't have to thank me"
Song Yan: "..."
The man lay on his back on the bed, stared at the ceiling for a long time, then turned his head to look at Wen Li.
Wen Li came back very late today. Because of dancing for a day, all the bones in her body were broken. She fell asleep as soon as she got into bed after taking a shower.
"Teacher Wen."
no respond.
"Sister."
Still no response.
I don't know what Wen Li dreamed in her sleep, she suddenly raised her mouth, and muttered: "With a kitten like me, every day you ￥%@#￥#￥..."
Song Yan frowned slightly: "What?"
"What time do you go home..."
The voice was too low, Song Yan still didn't understand, reached out and touched the back of her head, and said in a low voice, "...so what kind of video is it, little cat."
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The main content of the second episode of "A Group for You" is the theme song assessment and class division, and the list of candidates for the first performance will be determined based on the class division results.
After today's interim meeting, the Human World program team has already decided on the script for the fourth episode. The general process remains the same. The guests are still going out to record the show. The divorce of Zheng Xue and Lu Ming has caused a lot of traffic in the show recently. The broadcast volume of the first three episodes has increased again, so the recording of the fourth episode must not be delayed for too long.
In order to find a substitute guest in the shortest time, the program group introduced a completely new guest mode.
Intern couple.
Now there are a lot of love variety shows, and CPs are messing around. In this kind of couple variety show, there are even two artists pretending to be husband and wife.
But for variety shows, what they want is bloody storms.
When Wen Li saw the list of intern couples, Wen Li thought this was really a dream linkage.
This pair of male and female artists turned out to be the two mentors of "For You", Yan Zhun and Qi Sihan.
Yan Zhun is a standard traffic niche who relies on his face to attract fans. The CPs he has formed are even worse than Wen Li, but they are all in cooperation with the business. He has very few scandals, so even if he participates with the female artist group CP For husband and wife variety shows, it is unlikely that fans will collapse.
Qi Sihan is a traffic idol, and if he participates in this kind of variety show that is clearly intended to fire CP, he will be at great risk of being scolded.
But she still agreed to the program group's invitation.
During the Weibo official announcement, she not only accepted Yan Zhun, who participated with her partner, but also Wen Li.
Qi Sihan: "With you in the world, both bitterness and joy are sweet! Please give me more advice @凯定!"
Then in the comment area Aite Wen Li.
"Ah, Teacher Wen, I'm here! @文莉Litchi"
As soon as this Art came out, Qi Sihan's boyfriend fans were instantly relieved.
"The No. 1 star chaser in domestic entertainment - Qi Sihan"
"Chasing stars and chasing husbands and wives, you deserve to be Qi Sihan"
With such an obvious show of love, Wen Li couldn't take Qi Sihan's face seriously, and commented "Welcome, welcome, let's play together [cute]" on her Weibo.
After replying, all of her comments belonged to Aite Songyan.
"Wife is in danger, come back soon @宋绕"
"Your wife is going to have a lily with her fans! @宋绕"
"Song Yan: Can my wife give me some money? I want to dye this thing green"
However, under Wen Li's strong request, Song Yan ignored these troublesome Aite's comments, in order not to add new fun to this group of watching netizens.
At this time, in the recording booth, the trainees had just finished the theme song assessment, and the four instructors were announcing the new assessment results on the stage. Wen Li was sitting in the backstage dressing room, just changed into her student skirt, and the stylist was helping her tie her pairs ponytail.
The advantage of having a top-level styling team is that even if you are pretending to be tender, you can pretend that there is no sense of disobedience.
Wen Li looked at herself in the mirror, and pinched her collagen-filled face due to makeup techniques.
She wore a knee-length pink skirt today, with knee socks and a white shirt, with a bow tie on the neckline, and the so-called cherry blossom girl makeup on her face.
"Sister, you look good, you are so cute." Wenwen took out his mobile phone and gave it to her, "Do you want to take a selfie? Let me help you P, and then post a Weibo?"
Wen Li resolutely refused: "No!"
"...Why? It's so cute." Wenwen muttered aggrievedly.
Wen Li looked hopeless: "You don't understand."
When the recording started today, she tried to discuss with the director about cutting her girl group dance, and cut it when the show aired. Although the director didn't want to agree, Wen Li was forced to use "If you don't "Cut me, I will quit the program recording" threat, the director finally agreed to cut this part of the dance that was not in the script of the program into an Easter egg, and put it behind the main part of the program.
Cutting it into an Easter egg is better than cutting it into the main part of the show, at least it doesn't have to be so ugly in public execution, Wen Li agreed.
She even went out of her way to find out about Song Yan.
Wen Li: "You usually don't watch variety shows for boy groups, do you?"
Song Yan: "Don't look at it"
Song Yan: "If Teacher Wen wants me to watch it"
Wen Li: "I don't want to ask Teacher Song to continue to maintain principles"
Song Yan: "Okay"
Song Yan's "OK" seemed to obediently agreed, but Wen Li always felt that something was wrong.
At this time, on the road a few kilometers away from the recording site of the talent show factory, the human program crew was filming Team A and Team D, and they were all ready to go, and several cars rushed to the talent show recording site.
Among them, group A is responsible for filming the guests Song Yan and Wen Li, while group D is responsible for filming new guests.
Because of the high degree of overlap between the guests in "A Group for You" and "There Are You in the World", the high-level executives of the two parties have decided to give each other heat, and by the way, borrow each other's heat to bring heat to themselves, so they hit it off and planned to have a dream collaboration.
In the nanny's car, the cameraman in charge of taking pictures of Song Yan asked the set questions: "Mr. Song, do you have any expectations for the surprise visit we arranged today?"