No matter how dirty or ugly it is, at least where there is light, the entertainment industry is a glamorous place, and being an artist is a glamorous profession.
When Wen Li went to school when she was studying, she always traveled in a private car, and never bothered to squeeze the bus or subway.
Before Song Yan had an accident at home when he was young, he was even worse than Wen Li.
The two young masters and young ladies who have not suffered much in the material aspect later stopped relying on their families and entered the industry to work hard. After so many years, they were lucky and became famous. They made a lot of money. They never thought about taking over material aspects What kind of atmosphere, the blessings that should be enjoyed are not bowed at all, the tricycle is really a novelty among novelties.
Wen Li, disguised as a fox, sat on the back of the tricycle, afraid that Song Yan would feel ashamed, so he kept reassuring him that he was fine, we were wearing hoods.
Song Yan, who had been silent all this time, had a calm expression. He was recording a program, so what if he rode on the road generously. The career of an artist is full of diversity, and it's not like he hasn't driven a tricycle before.
I have made so many movies, from unscrupulous gangsters to Guang Weizheng heroes, I have experienced all kinds of "life", what is there to be ashamed of.
She kept saying that she just felt embarrassed, so she wanted to drag him into the water.
Xiaohua, who was born in an idol drama, no matter how ordinary she is, she can't be called an ordinary person in an idol drama. Sorry, it's normal.
I didn't want to wear this dress at first, and I don't have a thin skin like her, but seeing her put it on wittily, the surrounding staff laughed secretly, and he laughed helplessly at the side, holding the Wearing her own set of doll costumes that are several sizes larger than hers.
They are both foxes with similar faces, but hers is wearing a skirt and his is wearing a bow tie and a small suit. They look like a pair.
Then wear it.
In order to cover up her embarrassment, Wen Li never stopped talking along the way.
Even through the hood, she felt noisy.
Song Yan didn't speak, and concentrated on driving his tricycle. Wen Li stood up from the tricycle without fear of death, leaned behind him and asked him, "Why haven't you talked? Are you unhappy?"
The man's heart skipped a beat, and his voice was low: "How dare you move around without a seat belt? Sit down quickly."
Wen Li just wanted to say it was okay, but was interrupted by a loud voice behind him.
"Hey! Stop the tricycle in front for me!"
The two people in the car were startled, and turned to look at the source of the sound.
Looking at it, the two faces hidden under the fox's hood both turned pale at the same time.
Following them was a day duty police car with a small light on the roof.
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"..."
The police officer couldn't keep calling to stop the car. Of course, the two artists who had never committed any violations of law and discipline during their debut years couldn't run away. If they ran away, there would be problems, so they could only be obedient.
The tricycle stopped, and the nanny car that followed slowly also stopped.
The police car forced the tricycle back to the side of the road, and then a blue uniformed police officer with a radio came out from inside.
Behind the police officer was a little brother with a video camera.
Looking at these familiar equipment, the two artists and the staff of a nanny car immediately realized that they had run into each other.
The staff in the nanny's car hadn't come to their senses yet, they all looked at each other with dazed faces, and the little brother who was in charge of carrying the machine was still taking pictures stupidly.
"What's the situation? Is this a temporary link added by Director Yan?"
"I do not know."
"What should I do? Should I notify Director Yan now?"
"Hurry up."
Before knowing what was going on, the staff in the truckload were as cowardly as sweet potatoes, and no one dared to act rashly.
Wen Li thought it over.
I thought it was just on daily duty, but why do police officers bring a cameraman on duty
She subconsciously leaned in Song Yan's direction.
From the perspective of the police officer, it was the shorter little fox who was scared when he saw the police uncle.
"Don't be afraid, I'm the kind and kind police officer Tang." The police officer comforted, "Um, two foxes, good afternoon, have you eaten yet?"
It may be because the doll costumes are so cute. Two big and small foxes stand next to each other, with big and bright blue eyes on their faces. Even though they are adults, the police officer still subconsciously talks to them in the tone of talking to children. dialogue.
Wen Li was still in a dazed and awkward mood, and said in a daze, "No, I'm going to eat."
The police officer nodded and said persuasively: "Then I'm sorry to delay your pleasant meal time, but I haven't eaten yet, do you know why I stopped you?"
Wen Li shook her head, and suddenly realized that the police officer couldn't see her head, so she shook her headgear left and right.
"..." the police officer burst out laughing, and looked at the camera on his side, "Friends in the audience, one of the foxes caught is a bit cute. What is your relationship? Are you husband and wife?"
This time it was Song Yan who spoke: "Yes."
A deep man's voice came from the hood. The police officer was stunned for a moment and said, "It's really a husband and wife relationship. I'm really a detective."
Wen Li: "..."
Is this a police officer on duty or a variety show
After a few words of humor, the police officer finally corrected his tone and looked at the big fox: "Come on, I want to ask this fox husband now, you asked your wife to sit on the back seat, such a dangerous place, and there is no seat belt, you You actually asked your wife to sit in the back, you have bad intentions, is this your real wife?"
Song Yan: "..."
It turned out that the traffic police were on duty.
Wen Lixin couldn't think of it, she had to speak for Song Yan, he shouldn't be responsible for this, so she took the initiative to say: "I am his biological wife, I took this car on my own initiative, and it has nothing to do with him."
"You still talk to your husband, this is true love." The police officer nodded, "Very well, I admire that there are infatuated men and women like you among such cunning animals as foxes, but I still have to say, your husband is wearing With such a headgear that blocks the view, I consider him to be a temporary helmet, and it is easy to cause accidents, and people cannot sit in the back of a tricycle, especially on a road with so many cars. When there is a car accident, you guys Do you know that this infatuated couple will go to heaven as husband and wife?"
It turned out to be the problem.
Song Yan and Wen Li, who are used to riding in small cars, tricycles are a new thing for them. How did they know this, so they suddenly realized.
The police officer used this humorous method to popularize traffic knowledge to them, which was effective without hurting face. The two immediately realized their mistake and immediately nodded to admit their mistake.
"Very well, you two foxes have a very good attitude to admit your mistake." The police officer nodded gratifiedly, "However, the foxes are just your disguise. In fact, you are human beings. You can't deceive me about this, so take off your disguise now. , Take off the headgear, let me see your true colors under the disguise of the fox."
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Song Yan was obviously stunned, Wen Li immediately put his hands on his headgear, and shook his head violently.
"What's wrong? Don't pick it?"
As an honest citizen, Wen Li didn't dare to disobey the police officer's wishes, so she could only say: "You are too ugly, I'm afraid you will scare the police officer."
"That's okay." The police officer waved his hand and talked about the general principles in a set way, "Anyone who is willing to obey the traffic rules is beautiful."
Song Yan and Wen Li were still facing the police officer, and the staff members in the car had already received the director's reply.
What a shocking coincidence, when I was recording a program, I ran into another well-known local traffic warning program in Chengdu.
This show is very famous in the local area, because the host police officer is humorous and close to the people, so the popularity is quite high.
The staff immediately got out of the car and pulled the officer aside to speak.
Several citizens passing by saw that there were many people around here, and they came over one after another, and said in surprise: "Oh, Officer Tang!"
"Officer Tang, I finally met you!"
"Officer Tang is here to take a photo, our family likes you very much."
Wen Li quietly said to Song Yan: "Mr. Song, this police officer seems to be more famous than us in Rongcheng."
Song Yan hummed.
The staff talked with the police officer for a few minutes, and the police officer suddenly stared and subconsciously said, "Is this recording a program?"
The staff nodded hurriedly: "Yes, yes, we are recording a program. These two people are our guests. They have never ridden a tricycle before, and neither have we. I don't know this. I am really sorry to trouble you, officer. .”
The police officer looked at the two foxes: "So these two are stars?"
Staff: "Um, yes."
The police officer was stunned, and laughed when he came back to his senses.
"I've done hundreds of episodes of this show, and it's the first time I caught two stars on the road." The police officer immediately became interested, "Come on, take off the headgear and let me see which two stars they are. This police officer will take a look." Do you know me?"
There were already a few passers-by watching, but with the voice of the police officer, there were even more passers-by watching.
These passers-by also greeted those passing by to hurry up and watch the fun.
"Officer Tang caught two stars, come and see!"
The staff had no choice but to look at Song Yan and Wen Li: "Teachers, please take off your headgear."
"..."
The staff comforted: "It's useless if you don't pick it up. When our program and the police officer's program are broadcast, everyone will know."
"..."
Wen Li sighed heavily. After so many years in the industry, she often self-destructed her image for the sake of variety show effects, but this was the first time she was so embarrassing.
But she thought about it, Song Yan has been in the industry for so many years, and he hasn't even participated in a few variety shows. That idol has a lot of burdens, and this time he is even more embarrassing than her.
There is psychological comfort in comparison, so Wen Li took off the headgear.
Just like that, two white foxes, one tall and one short, took off their hoods in front of everyone.
Once it was taken off, the cute and cartoon image was cut in half instantly, revealing two human faces.
Although the brow was sweating because of wearing such a bulky doll outfit, he couldn't hold back that beautiful face.
Passers-by who didn't know them were stunned. Looking at these two faces, they knew that they were really celebrities.
Police officer Tang is really lucky, he really caught a star.
There were also people who knew them, and a young boy who was watching opened his mouth and said, "Song Yan and Wen Li!"
In the crowd, the screams of young boys and girls who were stunned sounded. There were some middle-aged and elderly people who didn't watch TV or surf the Internet. They didn't know each other, so they immediately pointed out who they were.
Mr. Inspector, well-informed and avid surfer, recognized two people.
He immediately turned his head and said excitedly to the camera of his show: "Viewers and friends, this is a historic episode of "Tang Tan Traffic"! Our show actually met Song Yan and Wen Li who came to our Rongcheng to record the show! These are two What a big star! If you don’t know the audience, please use Baidu, or you can add a profile at the bottom of the screen after the show is broadcast.”
"Mr. Wen Li, I said how can you be dishonest as a star." The police officer said to Wen Li again, "You still say you are too ugly to take off your headgear. If you are ugly, then what am I?"
Wen Li was surrounded, and all kinds of mobile phone cameras were taking pictures of her face. She could only blushed and complimented: "The people's police are the most beautiful."
The officer laughed again.
Such an oolong trouble, the police officer also felt that it was fate, and let them go after reminding the program crew a few words, and also kindly dispersed the onlookers for them.
"Okay, okay, let's all go home and have dinner. Other celebrities will record shows. Don't let people from other places think that we Rongcheng people don't even eat."
Before leaving, the police officer jokingly said to Song Yan: "The next time you record a program, you can't put such a beautiful biological wife in such a dangerous place."
Song Yan's expression was complicated, his eyebrows were slightly furrowed, making that handsome face a little funny.
He couldn't laugh or cry: "Remember."
"Well, a man must treat his wife well. We Rongcheng men raking their ears are not afraid of their wives, but respect and love for their wives. You have to learn from our Rongcheng men."
In the end, they gave a wave to their local men.
Because of the tricycle, the show crew didn't dare to let them ride anymore, and led the two artists into the nanny car.
After getting in the car, Wen Li was still unable to recover from the scene where she was caught by the police officer on duty just sitting in the back of the tricycle. She put her hands on her forehead and sighed deeply.
Song Yan's expression was not much better than hers, sitting by the window, pressing his temples to adjust his emotions.
"Teacher Wen Li, I want to open some more." The staff comforted her, "When this police officer's traffic program is broadcast, the popularity of you and Teacher Song Yan in Rongcheng will further expand. It is actually a good thing to think this way."
"It also depends on whether it's positive or negative." Wen Lisheng said without love, "I will never come to Rongcheng again."
"... Then if you don't think so, you'll even save money on hot searches, isn't it a good deal?"
Wen Li rolled her eyes: "Will you give me the money you save by spending money on Hot Search?" Then she paused suddenly, her tone panicked, "Isn't it already on Hot Search?"
"Well, it shouldn't be that fast."
Wen Lixin said not necessarily, there were so many people around just now, I don't know how many photos were taken.
"Who will lend me a mobile phone to look online."
She took the staff's mobile phone, and the hot search on Weibo hasn't come out yet. It takes time to search the hot search, and it's not that fast.
Just after she breathed a sigh of relief, she went to the web to search a certain netizen forum.
This forum is simply a gossip forum for entertainment stars, all kinds of melons and cakes, no matter real or fake, fresh and rotten, will be posted here.
She searched for you, and sure enough, there are already several posts.
"Reuter in the world, I ran into Yan Zhun and Qi Sihan on Xiaxi Road in Rongcheng. These two life pictures are really beautiful."
"The latest Reuters in the world, Daguli Qiu Hong and Chen Zitong"
"There is you in the world, Reuters, melon is true, too drama to believe it or not"
In the end, this post looked like it was about her. Wen Li's fingers trembled, and she gritted her teeth and clicked in.
0L: "I'm not a relative or a friend, I saw someone on the forum this morning who ran into Song Yan recording a program in the old century, and knew that they were recording a program in Rongcheng today, but it's a pity that I couldn't go to work in the morning, so I ran into it at noon. I don’t know what kind of game is going on in the world, Song Yan and Wen Li were arrested by the traffic police for violating traffic rules by riding a tricycle.”
3L: "?"
5L: "Master, are you a fan, a black man, or a passer-by? Are you playing Infernal Affairs?"
18L: "It's too sandy so that I can't tell whether it's serious or just cross-talking"
…
237L: "Don't laugh at the host upstairs, do you want to drive a luxury car and accidentally drive it into a tricycle?"
The post was piled up hundreds of floors in an instant, and finally the host came out again.
"That's right, it's a tricycle. Song Yan drove Wen Li and sat in the back. Wearing a fox doll costume, he drove a tricycle on the road and was caught by a well-known traffic policeman on our side."
255L: "... If you are a fan, the host, please ask your big fan to pay a registration fee to go to the psychiatrist to have a look. If it is black, then I advise you to find a class as soon as possible. This rumor is so fucking outrageous."
325L: "Salt grain CP fan does not recognize, expulsion from fan registration"
355L: "The sunspot is here, if you don't recognize it, you will be issued a black book"
The landlord was desperate and furious: "I didn't spread rumors!!!"
Then uploaded a picture.
It's a melon that fans and blacks don't know where to start laughing.