"Director Yan? What's wrong with you, Director Yan?"
The editor and director were terrified by Director Yan's expression, fearing that their "God of Variety Show Director" would go crazy before the second season was closed.
Director Yan came back to his senses, coughed, and said sternly: "It's okay, Song Yan thinks that if he doesn't give it, I will have nothing to do with the two of them? Hah."
The editor and director weakly reminded: "But Director Yan, stealing a mobile phone is against the law."
Director Yan squinted at the young editor-in-chief: "I still need you to remind me at such an advanced age? Can I not know?"
Kindly reminding Director Yan not to embark on the path of breaking the law and committing crimes, and being treated so coldly, the editor and director shut up aggrievedly.
Director Yan smiled meaningfully: "Stealing must not be real stealing, it's not illegal to talk about it."
Several staff members looked at each other.
Their chief director, Yan Zhengkui, directed dramas in his early years, and his achievements were not too outstanding. At that time, the entertainment of TV programs was not yet popular, and most of the audiences of TV programs were older. Young people chased overseas idols, watched overseas TV dramas and Variety shows, domestic entertainment culture is firmly monopolized by overseas countries. In the past ten years, China has finally paid attention to this aspect and started to develop its own entertainment and cultural industry. It was at this time that Yan Zhengkui was signed by Satellite TV and became the first batch of variety shows. director.
In this way, Yan Zhengkui completely turned on the switch of his career.
The domestic market has too many traces of overseas influence, the whole circle is mixed, and the audience often scolds him. Yan Zhengkui's several original variety shows have laid a very good foundation for his personal reputation. Until recent years, his popular products Variety shows come out frequently, and many overseas producers even come to buy copyrights, and some even carry forward the national spirit to the end, directly borrowing from the past without saying hello.
But neither the popularity nor word-of-mouth can compare to Yan Zhengkui's original version.
The reason is that Yan Zhengkui has a lot of crazy ideas. With the same program script and the same recording process, he can capture many small details and shoot many ingenious plots.
Therefore, the staff members are still very relieved of Director Yan's ability to handle affairs. There is no reason to fight with Director Yan, it is because Director Yan will never do something that really offends the guests. In the last trailer, Wen Li had to cut part of it no matter what. Although Director Yan was reluctant, but in the end for the guests Face, or compromise.
The last issue of "One Minute Trailer" was hotly searched, and CP fans held a carnival together, which attracted the attention of passers-by outside the circle. Now another week has passed, and the seventh trailer will be released soon.
Fans are squatting on the official WeChat account of the world, all of them are like old fathers waiting outside the delivery room. The sixth trailer gave them such a big surprise, and the seventh trailer should be given high expectations. Old fathers Looking forward to it, looking forward to the seventh trailer can give them even greater surprises, it is best to increase the duration of the trailer a few times, bravely climb the peak of the duration of variety show trailers, and the goal is the Guinness World Record.
There is no dystocia in the seventh trailer, and the birth is on time.
The fans started the video with joy, and looked at the progress bar with anticipation.
thirty seconds.
"? Yan Zhengkui, you are dying again, aren't you?"
"In the last issue, I had a one-minute notice that I had set off firecracker dust for three days, and I still haven't cleaned it up. You have returned to my original form in this issue?"
"You are floating @世界有你"
The seventh episode of the feature film was originally recorded indoors. The program team will not interfere with the guests' outing itineraries. There will be more material when the guests are at home, and less when the guests are not at home. Last week, a marketing account exploded about Wen Li's new game endorsement and Song Yan's new film Regarding the movie, Wen Li was busy with the game party this week, and Song Yan often went to the theater these days. The two of them had a lot of public and private schedules, and they spent most of the week away from home.
The fans also know that they are really busy, but their hearts are still faintly aroused.
The main reason is that the last issue was too surprising and the sense of gap was too strong, so the human program group in this issue looks very scumbag.
Thirty seconds is better than nothing, fans still gritted their teeth and watched.
The light was suddenly turned on in the dark environment, and the screen showed that it was the home of Yan Li and his wife, with the subtitle saying "At 9:20 p.m., the busy couple finally arrived home".
Song Yan came in first to change shoes, Wen Li followed behind him, and there were two other people at the door.
The audience who didn't understand asked who these two people were in the barrage.
"Sanli and Beauty's Broker"
"Sister Dan is still so sassy"
"Brother Bin is getting fat again hahahahaha"
Later, the two managers left. Wen Li was shaking when she changed her shoes. Song Yan supported her and said, "Go and sit on the sofa. I'll get you a glass of water."
"Um."
"Ah, what's wrong with Sanli?"
"Looking at his face, he must be drunk"
"Female artists usually have to socialize too. Fortunately, the beauty is with my mother, don't worry qwq"
"New fan, does any old fan know what Sanli looks like when he's drunk?"
"The old fan is here, I don't know, Sanli has only been drunk in TV dramas"
"Okay, I've started rubbing my hands and looking forward to it"
Halfway through the fans rubbing their hands together in anticipation, Song Yan, who poured Wen Li good water, suddenly appeared in front of the camera and gave a super close-up.
Just when the fans were shouting "? Can a married man keep his masculinity and not show his face casually", "These two guys have exactly the same skills in flirting with fans", and "Song Yanshuai's death is regarded as an accidental death insurance to report online help", Song Yan turned off the camera.
"... I'm tired of saying the word wilt"
"? Why don't you show us?"
"Song Yan, turn on the camera for me! Fan off warning!"
"Your wife is just drunk and why don't you turn off the camera? Don't forget that your wife was raised by our fans! Lizhi is your father-in-law!"
The barrage was still complaining about Song Yan's immoral behavior of turning off the camera without saying hello, and the screen lit up again, and it was already the next day.
The subtitles were very thoughtful and read "The next morning, the sun was shining brightly." Wen Li was still sleeping, and Song Yan had already woken up. He was sitting on the sofa in the living room drinking coffee while watching TV, which was showing clips of dramas filmed in the theater.
"I can not accept"
"Damn it, I read the first chapter of the novel and drove at the end of the second chapter, and the second chapter started at dawn."
"Suggestions for salt grains in the pit: adults, hurry up! Run!"
"I found a blind spot. The beauty is watching a drama of the Republic of China. The marketing account said that the beauty is going to make a new movie. It should be true."
"I remembered the photo of the Republic of China when the grain of salt came out of the circle. The beauty in military uniform and the cheongsam Sanli killed me! In a dream, Sanli will also shoot qwq"
Because it was a trailer, Wen Li woke up in the next second. She was in the mirror with pure makeup, strict diet management and a lot of money spent in beauty salons, all for the sake of the bare makeup that is worth boasting in front of the camera. A filter was placed on her to cover up her pale and puffy face from a hangover.
"Sanli's plain makeup is amazing"
"The wild eyebrows and long eyelashes, I admire the eyebrow-shaped eyeliner"
"If I look like this without makeup, I will still wear ass makeup"
Song Yan heard the movement in the bedroom, poured a glass of water and walked into the bedroom.
The bullet screens are still reading "Why is Sanli's voice so dumb", "After the event, it's absolutely forced after the event" and "OK, you can turn off the camera as you please, adults are self-reliant and make up for 10,000-character yellow cars", "Ma'am, are you watching! The child is hungry!" Song Yan asked her if she remembered getting drunk yesterday, Wen Li said she didn't remember, and then Song Yan took out her mobile phone.
"See for yourself."
The fans who were begging their wives to write cars just now quickly unified their words and swiped the screen tacitly.
"I want to see too!!!"
Then Song Yan asked Wen Li to go to the bathroom and greeted the camera by the way: "Good morning, everyone."
"? Damn it, I'm already late at night"
"Powder off"
"Do you have the guts to do it and show it to our fans? Song Yan, I look down on you"
"My pants are off!!!"
The preview ends here, and the most popular comment in the comment area is "I slapped Tuan Tang in the last issue and slapped Lao Tzu in this issue."
Yan Zhengkui, who had been attacked by fans before and never posted on Weibo for thousands of years, reposted this teaser Weibo, explaining himself in advance before fans vented their anger on him.
Director Yan Zhengkui: "I asked Song Yan for the video of that night, and his original words were "cannot be broadcasted" so he couldn't give it, it has nothing to do with me [Tan Shou]//There are you in the world official Weibo: #世界有你，苦乐Are Sweet##粉粒夫元千件30seconds Preview#…」
Shake the pot clearly and confidently.
Then the new trending search #组团去刻宋宋手机# is slowly rising, with CP Chaohua as the base camp, 23 provinces, five autonomous regions, four municipalities directly under the Central Government, and two special administrative regions have formed camps in batches, and assembled a group A mighty army of "stealing mobile phones".
Three Forces of Beauty Grass: "#团集去刻宋宋石手机# Yancheng 11th Army gathers!"
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Salt grains = sweet grains: "#团集去听宋宋手机#星城四三军集起来!"
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Did the grains of salt send sugar today: "#团集去刻宋宋石手机# Gangcheng Z Army Gather!"
Of course, it is impossible to steal a mobile phone for real, so they can only put pressure on Song Yan. Look at the ones that can’t be broadcast! The best ones are the ones that will be taken off the shelves as soon as they are posted!”, “Brother, why don’t you just post on Weibo, and then we will help you call Sina to unblock it” arrogant remarks.
Although Song Yan didn't go online, it didn't affect his real life. When he was watching a drama in the theater to find his feelings, he was holding his mobile phone all the time. Even his assistant Akang was staring at his mobile phone, wanting to know What exactly did Wen Li do after getting drunk that night.
The fire hasn't reached Wen Li yet, and she doesn't know. She just finished recording the second performance of the fifth phase of "For You", the second performance will be based on dance (dance), vocal (vocal music) , rap (rap) categories, her younger brother Xu Li chose her best vocal performance, and the rankings in this issue jumped up again, and she could enter and exit the Dao position by one.
She felt that her brother's popularity was terrifying, and she couldn't hold back her curiosity. After the show was recorded, she called him into the car to talk.
"Did your company buy you a debut position? Your popularity is so high now, you won't really debut by then?"
Xu Li said softly, "I don't know."
"It's fine for you to make your debut. If I haven't finished singing and dancing, I will treat it as if you helped me complete it." Wen Li nodded, and suddenly smiled, "It's just that my uncle is going to die of anger."
Xu Li twitched the corners of his lips and said, "Isn't my uncle already mad at you?"
"Don't talk nonsense, he is alive and well, and I will go home to have dinner with him after I finish the audition." Wen Li finally remembered the point of calling him over today to talk alone, "You son of a bitch, are you coming back? "
"Why? You can't ask for leave, unless you withdraw from the game."
Wen Li pursed her lips, her tone lost: "If you return, at least someone can help me disperse the firepower, otherwise he will catch me and scold me alone."
"Why don't you let brother Ayan go back with you?"
Wen Li was stunned for a moment, as if she hadn't thought of this candidate: "Huh?"
"You and brother Ayan have been married for so long, yet he never accompanied you back to your mother's house." Xu Li curled his lips, with exactly the same expression as her sister, "Is it because he doesn't want to accompany you back or you never invited him?"
Wen Li opened her mouth and whispered, "It seems that I haven't invited him."
Xu Li's expression was complicated: "...you are so heartless," and then said quietly, "Brother Ayan likes you so much that you don't even care about it?"
Wen Li remembered what Song Yan said when he was drunk that day, and said cheekily: "He loves me very much."
Xu Li was caught off guard by showing his face, and made a gesture of retching twice.
"Let's go, uncle wishes you good luck."
Wen Li waved: "Bye, bastard."
As soon as he touched the car door, Xu Li turned his head again: "Sister."
"What are you doing?"
"When you are free, go to Aocheng to see Brother Ayan's parents." Xu Li said, "After two years of marriage, you don't even know what your parents-in-law look like. Are you embarrassed?"
Wen Li was stunned for a moment, Xu Li thought she was going to get angry again, saying that he was the younger brother and took care of the older sister's affairs.
Uncharacteristically, she nodded, "Yes, I see." Then she patted the front seat and said to the assistant, "Wenwen, help me check the ticket."
Wen Wen looked embarrassed: "But sister, you are really busy recently and have no time."
Wen Li said indifferently: "Isn't my time always squeezed out? You tell Sister Dan that I'll be fine if I work hard these days, and then give me a few days off."
Xu Li looked at her with a look of hell.
After a long life, Her Royal Highness, who doesn't want to go back to her own family, is willing to travel south across half of China to see her in-laws.
Seeing Xu Li staring at her all the time, as if she had been read through, Wen Li said fiercely, "What are you doing? Jealous of my popularity?"
"..."
Xu Li didn't bother to argue with her, a hard-talking madman, got out of the car, and walked back to the dormitory, taking out his seventh mobile phone to surf the Internet while passing the time.
Hitting someone head-on, he quickly stuffed his phone into his pocket.
In the end, it wasn't someone from the program team that bumped into her, but Xu Xingyue and her assistant.
Xu Li has a mobile phone and can surf the Internet secretly. He knows that the CP fans of himself and Wen Li grew up because of Xu Xingyue's teasing on the show before. Because he was forced to match up with his sister Lalang, so his impression of this mentor Not very good, and said hello lightly: "Teacher Xu."
Xu Xingyue smiled and said, "Hi, Xu Li, where are you from?"
"Toilet."
"Don't you have a bathroom in your dormitory building? You even ran to the parking lot to find a bathroom?"
Xu Li frowned: "Teacher Xu knew I came from the parking lot and asked?"
"Maybe you went to the parking lot to find someone? I can't jump to conclusions."
"..."
After Xu Xingyue left, Xu Li took out his phone again, intending to send Wen Li a WeChat message to remind him of his heartless sister.
Just as he took out his phone, he ran into someone head-on.
This time it's really a member of the program team, and it's the female selection manager who is in charge of their trainees.
Xu Li hurriedly put away his mobile phone and ran away, the female candidate Guan Sa Yazi chased after him.
"Xu Li! I have handed over all six of your mobile phones and you have created a seventh one for me! Are you selling mobile phones! Stop!"
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The car was driving on the road, and Wen Li had to go to the acting teacher to make up a make-up class today, and she would go to Director Qiu's audition tomorrow, and after the teacher's class, she would go to Song Yan to teach again tonight, Play a game with him to find the feeling.
Song Yan has been looking for a role in the theater recently, and there are too many business announcements that Wen Li can't pass up, otherwise he can go to the theater with him to find a feeling, and by the way, we can have a date.
She was already busy, but now that there is a "two-person world" in her itinerary, which is still the top three important itineraries in her mind, the time is even tighter.
Wen Li sighed sweetly and troubled: "Why am I so popular!"
Wenwen turned to look at her with a surprised tone: "Huh? Sister, did you see the hot search?"
"What hot search?"
"The trending search for organizing a group to steal teacher Song Yan's phone."
Wen Li thought for a while, and suddenly realized: "The trailer is released today, right?"
Then he quickly took out his phone and checked the trending searches, his face became more and more complicated.
Yan Zhengkui.
As expected of the "God of Variety Show Directors", the direction of public opinion is absolutely controlled.
But fortunately, the part of her conversation with Song Yan when she came out of the bathroom was not photographed because there was no camera near the bathroom, which was a blessing in disguise.
She doesn't care about Song Yan's comment area, and now she is worried about whether Song Yan's video will be released.
Wen Li quickly sent Song Yan a WeChat confirmation.
Wen Li: "You didn't show your phone to others, did you?"
After two minutes, Song Yan replied: "No."
Wen Li: "How about you delete it?"
Song Yan: "Do not delete"
It's so attractive to him, but she has nothing to do with him.
Wen Li: "..."
Wen Li: "Then you protect your mobile phone"
Wen Li: "If others see it, you will be finished"
Song Yan: "For example?"
Wen Li squinted her eyes, and laughed twice inexplicably.
So she replied: "Have you seen the movie Sassy Girl? Would you like to see Sassy Wife?"
This threat should be quite effective. Wen Li put down the phone, put on the blindfold, and planned to catch up on sleep before meeting the acting teacher.
As a result, within a few minutes, Wenwen's anxious voice was heard: "Sister, sister, sister!"
Wen Li sighed and took off the blindfold: "Hey, what's wrong?"
"Teacher Song just posted on Weibo!"
Wen Li quickly picked up the phone again, and the phone was turned to silent, and she didn't see the message Song Yan replied a few minutes ago.
Song Yan: "Think ^ ^"
Wen Li: "?"
Damn, is this how Song Yan loves her? She can't bear it.