It's over.
This time it's not just her personality that collapsed.
Others also collapsed.
Song Yan was used to pinching her chin when kissing, pinching her thumb and forefinger, and pushing harder with the tip of her tongue, the teeth were pried open.
This is a habit he has unconsciously developed since he started getting intimate with Wen Li, because she often forgets to open her mouth.
Wen Li felt bad when she stroked her upper and lower chin with her slender and white fingers.
Regardless of face, she immediately said loudly: "I didn't turn off the camera, so calm down!"
Song Yan was stunned immediately, his expression slightly dull.
The aggressive and dangerous aura lingering around her disappeared in an instant, and her deep breathing suddenly seemed to be caught silently, and he didn't speak for a long time.
Wen Li's face was dripping with blood, she stretched out her hand to cover her eyes, and said stumblingly, "Then what, you... get up first."
Song Yan propped his arms against the bed, sat up slowly, and looked up at the camera in the corner of the ceiling.
The small light that showed that it was being recorded seemed to have been sensed, and went out with a bang.
His mind went blank for several seconds, and he finally believed Wen Li's words.
Song Yan closed his eyes, tutted his tongue in a low voice, and complained more of shame: "What are you doing?"
He is usually indifferent to people, but his voice is low and mellow, his speech is also elegant, and his speech speed is moderate. Most of the time, he gives people a gentle and gentle feeling, and he rarely asks others in such an extroverted tone of subjective emotion.
"The script of the show crew." Wen Li sat up, hugging her knees pitifully, "I said there was a camera and I was afraid you would not respond well, and then I-"
Then she started her best defense of throwing blame: "It's all requested by the program group, and it has nothing to do with me."
Song Yan sighed.
Self-inflicted.
In other words, he knew that there was a pit in front of him, he was prepared in his heart, and there was a bait in front of him, so he still jumped into it.
Of course, he couldn't blame Wen Li for not controlling himself just now, nor could he blame the program crew.
Wen Li sighed and didn't speak when he heard him, and poked her head over: "Mr. Song, are you okay?"
Song Yan looked at her, stretched out his hand and brushed her face away, it was rare to let go of her demeanor, and said indifferently: "You are good."
She was a little guilty, and turned her face back cheekily, still insisting that she was right: "Then you can't blame me."
He whispered, "I don't blame you."
"Then are you angry?"
Song Yan felt that her question was nonsensical: "Why am I angry?"
Wen Li is also hard to say, everyone is a public figure, and he is used to pretending to be in front of the camera, and he is not consciously holding it in private. He glanced at his waist carefully, but didn't notice anything unusual. His face seemed to have calmed down and changed back to That otherworldly white moonlight.
She groaned, and said casually, "I thought I made you sick by calling you that just now."
Song Yan said quietly: "No."
Wen Li was relieved, the camera was turned off anyway, so she sat cross-legged on the bed and started chatting with him: "I wanted to call you a senior, but I thought we've all graduated for so many years, so it's too pretentious. Never mind."
It has been such a long time since graduating from high school, then going overseas, and then returning to China to debut. When I met Song Yan again, I blurted out that I wanted to call him a senior, because I was suspected of being clinging or flattering. According to the seniority in the circle, he was called Senior, and then slowly changed to Teacher Song.
At that time who would have thought that they would get married.
Hearing her mention of the past, Song Yan's Adam's apple twitched, and he turned his head slightly and said, "What does this have to do with age, seventy or eighty, aren't you also my junior?"
He got up, got out of bed, and squatted down to pick up the fallen fruits.
Wen Li also jumped out of bed to pick it up with him.
"If the plate is broken, be careful to cut your hands." He lowered his head without raising his eyes, but his tone was ordering her, "Don't make trouble."
There were indeed two voices on the bed and off the bed, and Wen Li inexplicably thought that he just called her "Little Daddy".
This name is really numbing and sticky, and goose bumps on the elbows and itches in the heart.
"So what, what do you think of my performance just now? If it's not good, should we re-record it again?"
Song Yan laughed: "Do you want to be coquettish again?"
"You're overthinking it, okay?" Wen Li immediately defended, "I'm just afraid that the effect won't be good, and I'll be overwhelmed by Zheng Xue when it's broadcast."
Who can compare to her alone
Song Yan refused: "It's good," he paused for a few seconds and then softened his tone, "Please forgive me."
Being rejected, and the eager thoughts in her heart were intercepted, Wen Li pursed her lips and said disdainfully: "Cut."
—
Because of this explosive material, the director was so excited that he asked the editor to cut out the trailer the next day.
Fortunately, it was not a live broadcast last night, it was related to the public image, Song Yan went to find the director early in the morning before the director cut it first.
There is no scripted variety show, and the material depends entirely on the guests. Of course, the guests have the right to propose reasonable deletions.
At noon, Wen Li also went downstairs to talk to him.
When she came in, all the staff members were staring at her. For the first time, Mr. Wen, who usually didn't blink in front of the high-power spotlight, avoided the scorching eyes of everyone, and asked the director to save face for her and Song Yan.
Both parties requested this, so the director had no choice but to reluctantly agree. In addition to muting the sound, he would also delete the scenes.
So the castrated version of the trailer was launched on all platforms at noon on the third day.
The official Weibo released it regularly, and it became a hot search right after it was posted. The fans were very strong, and the topic was ranked first in a short while.
#世界有你粉粒夫妇第一个首页首页#
In just thirty seconds, the scene of Wen Li arguing with the camera crew in the air was deleted, and there was a funny background music at the beginning.
"Just thirty seconds? Are you looking down on me?"
"My mobile phone has a monthly subscription of 50G! Just give me 30 seconds if you ride a horse?"
"Forget it, brothers, it's not bad if you have 30 seconds, at least you can be in the same frame and be content and happy."
Then there's the mermaid meme that surfers can't get too familiar with.
"Mr. Song, hello, how can I help you?"
"What I'm about to tell you, don't be afraid."
"We are CP fans, we will not be afraid, please tell me"
"My wife cheated on me"
"What coquetry?"
"That's the kind, sweet, irresistible to men..."
Then the screen jumps directly to the part where Wen Li feeds fruit to Song Yan. In the later stage, he deliberately added ambiguous music, which combines nausea and shame, death and embarrassment.
"Wen Sanli, you have changed. You are no longer the indomitable man in my heart!"
"Beauty, you are not good enough, you are not good! The sisters typed "Song Yan can't do it" on the public screen"
"Song Yan can't"
"If Sanli didn't see how beautiful you are, I'd fucking want to beat you for your poor acting skills"
"It's sweet to play idol dramas with other male artists, but it's stiff and stiff to shoot variety shows with my husband. You deserve to be gentle! Three! Powerful!"
"Just now my boyfriend asked me to buy him a skin, I pushed him away and threw this video to him to let him have a good time with Sanli what is a real hunk acting like a baby, bro, am I right?"
"Song Yan: My wife doesn't know how to act like a baby, but she can still get away with it, let's make do with it."
Twenty seconds later, the screen went black.
Only sound.
"Little Daddy, what do you want to do with the camera off?"
"People eat like grapes."
"I think you're beep beep—"
Later in the incident, it went online again, with a subtitle of aggrieved "At the request of the radio and television and the guests, this picture is not suitable for broadcast."
The subtext is "It's not that we don't want to show the screen, it's that the radio and television and you are the ones who don't let it be released." The intention is extremely insidious, and the program group is completely picked up, which arouses infinite reverie by the way.
As soon as the ending came out, the comments went crazy.
"??? Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck"
"The front row paid a lot of money to hire a computer guru to restore the sound track!!!"
"What are you!!! What are you!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!"
"Can you invite these two over for a radio drama remuneration for our crowdfunding! @狗儿FM"
"You tricked the dog into killing it, right? You run a dog butcher shop?"
"The big move at the end sent me away directly"
"Father of the program group, can I buy an advanced on-demand video, or you can directly open a reward channel and see you on the online disk."
"Is there anything we annual VIPs can't listen to or watch?"
The program group only bought one trending search, and the rest #宋维给了说什么#, #小嗲静静文莉# and #仙世有你报告片神后期#
A series of linked hot searches are all natural popularity.
Two hours after the trailer went online, the broadcast volume on the main platform immediately set a new record, which was 1.5 times the total broadcast volume of the trailers of the other three pairs of guests released a few days ago.
Perhaps because the trailer was too shameful, neither Song Yan nor Wen Li forwarded this trailer.
The latest Weibo released by the two people is still a few days ago, which is in line with the advertising Weibo sent by the advertiser.
The comment section was horrible, and fans were furious.
Song Yan: "Advertising Copywriting"
"Beauty, what the hell did you say? The program group has silenced you!!"
"Are you sick? Are you sleepy? Are you short of beating? What the hell is it!"
"The guess of the hot comment 2 is too common, and the bold guess is to drive."
"It's definitely driving. The screen is gone. Blindly guess that a beauty made Sanli sauce."
Yanlichaochao has always been full of gods and gods, no picture is a fart, and you can do it yourself to have enough food and clothing.
Within a few hours of the release of the trailer, the indescribable short essays written by the wives of many fairy writers were written.
"Damn, do you think it's hard to live with us old perverts without a picture?"
"The color batch people! The color batch soul! The color batch people are masters!"
And Wen Li's Weibo comment area is obviously much more harmonious, and they are all neatly listed:
"Hi, little dick!"
Wen Li: "..."
She couldn't help it, and returned to the number one hot comment.
"It's just a personal design!"
Wen Li's data group replied: "Hey woman, you are so cute when you speak hard."
Wen Li's fan support club replied: "She is in a hurry, she is in a hurry, she is in a hurry"
The little grape in Xiaobaijing's hand replied: "Dare you dare to confront @宋绕"
Wen Li, who was reading Weibo at home, was very angry. She ran to the study, pointed at Song Yan's nose, and said angrily, "If you dare to leave a message under my Weibo, you will die!"
Song Yan, who was about to send a comment: "..."
—
With the preheating of the trailer, the first feature film was launched at 8 o'clock in the evening, because there were too many new users, which briefly caused a short-term freeze on the platform.
The first episode of the program lasted two hours, and the proportion of the script was not large. Most of it was the daily life of the guests and at home.
The pre-production session was recorded by the guests separately, in order to test the tacit understanding of the husband and wife.
When asked why they came to this show, the answers of the other three pairs of guests were all romantic and ironic.
Especially when the two pairs of CPs with the highest attention were broadcast, both parties received barrage treatment.
Lu Ming smiled softly in front of the camera: "Usually busy with announcements, I don't have much time to accompany her, so I want to take this opportunity to spend more time with her."
Zheng Xue also smiled softly: "It's a kind of record of life, I can sit and watch it when I get old."
To the scene of Song Yan and Wen Li.
Wen Li didn't receive a reminder during the interview, and didn't tell her these questions in advance. After thinking about it, she smiled and said, "Make money."
Song Yan's answer was also very honest: "You give too much."
"? Don't say it's a tacit understanding."
"Wen Sanli, your performance makes me wonder if the phrase "Life is a surprise" is a ghostwriter you found."
"Too real to know what to complain about"
"Salt, as expected of you"
"Why is it so difficult to hear a word of love from the two of you? Huh?"
Originally, the barrage etiquette is to see the scenes of their respective masters, and other fans should not swipe the screen anymore, and I don't know if it is intentional or unintentional.
"That's the end of laughing??? What about CP powder dance?"
"Yeah, that's it, your industrial saccharin is too sweet."
"It's still crushing your boss, the ratings of our family are directly exploded by the camera. Don't be angry hehehe."
Yanlijia has a lot of CP fans, and there are countless masters of yin and yang. In the end, the yin and yang battle was reported and deleted as a provocative barrage, and the spokesperson was banned for three days due to suspicion of maliciously invoking the war.
In the first episode, Song Yan spent more than half of the time filming in other places. The couple recorded separately. Tang was almost spoiled in the live broadcast and trailer. After the first episode, the fans fell into a huge emptiness and started knocking on bowls Ask for the second issue.
Wen Li didn't know that Song Yan went home temporarily until the show was broadcast, and that she acted like a baby, all of which were set by the show crew.
But there is no way, after signing the contract, you have to finish the work well, Song Yan is generous and doesn't care about it, she has nothing to care about.
The first program got off to a good start, and the second program team decided to do something different.
It was clearly written in the previous contract that the guests would have a joint recording session. Wen Li thought it would be at least after the fifth episode, but he didn't expect that the second episode would be a joint recording session.
The reason for this is that everyone in the circle understands that what the program group wants is to hit the ratings.
And the recording location is not in Yancheng, but the city where the TV station that the program group is backed by is located.
Artists are meant to fly all over the place. On the surface, it is a business trip, but in fact it is just an ordinary job.
On the way to the airport, taking advantage of the fact that the photographer was not in the same car with them, Wen Li temporarily turned off the car camera, and solemnly said to Song Yan: "Mr. Lu Ming and Zheng Xue, at least step on them!"
Seeing that his face was neither salty nor dull, Wen Li grinned brightly, and began to blow rainbow farts at him: "You have won the best actor, I believe in your acting skills, you must be able to impress me."
Song Yan wore a light-colored coat today, with soft, broken bangs down, looking young and undisciplined.
He ignored her rainbow fart, and instead asked her, "Haven't you forgotten him after two years?"
"Sure, can I forget it?" After Wen Li said this, he turned his face to look at the scenery, with a look of reluctance to talk, and asked him nunuzui, "What are you doing? Being a tool man thinks Are you wronged?"
Song Yan looked at her sideways, and there was no emotion in his voice: "My wife treats me as a tool, shouldn't I be wronged?"
"Then you are not willing to help me?" Wen Li was immediately discouraged, feeling that the friendship between the team was meaningless, "If you don't want to, you should have said it earlier, you don't need it today, how comfortable it is to lie at home."
He obviously promised to come and record the show, so he should do what he says, but now he is acting weird here again.
Or did he think he was petty and vengeful
But it wasn't him who was scolded so badly two years ago, he knew nothing.
Wen Li insisted that she was right, and turned her head to look at the scenery by her car window.
This girl is really—
He was very helpless, but there was nothing he could do about it.
Song Yan took two deep breaths, didn't know how to convince himself in his heart, and said in a low voice: "I'm not unhappy."