The Transmigrating Beauty is Poisonous

Chapter 31: Great illiteracy (2)

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Shen Yu had a dream. In the dream, there were two little yellow dogs chasing him and calling him daddy. He ran hard but couldn't get away. The bigger one circled his feet and said, "Dad, why are you ignoring the dogs?"

The little one bit his trouser leg: "Dad, don't you love the dog?"

"Dad, dad..."

"Dad, look at the dog..."

He was so frightened that he woke up from his dream. When he woke up, he saw the woman's bright eyes looking at him. She was lying in front of the pillow and said happily: "Commander, you have been calling our dog in your dreams!"

She looked shy: "Don't worry, I will definitely give birth to a strong puppy for you."

Shen Yu: "..." I have a headache.

He rubbed his forehead, this time firmly, not caring about pregnant women who showed signs of miscarriage and needed to rest peacefully, "No, the dog is not good."

"Is Gouwa bad?" Ye Zhen was sad, her eyes darkened, and she frowned, making her look a little pitiful, "Commander, don't you like Gouwa?"

Although this woman has no education, she has a charming and beautiful face. A pair of dark eyes seem to hold a bright starry sky. When she blinks to look at people, her eyes are wet like a kitten. In addition, she has been well-raised for several months. She was white and tender and alluring. She was looking at him with her hair down and frowning, adding a seductive aura for no reason.

If it were any other time, he would definitely have fallen in love with her. If it was something else, he would definitely have agreed. After all, he has always been generous to women. As long as he didn't make a big mistake, he would always turn a blind eye. It’s just this “dog kid”…

Thinking of that dream, he was actually a little scared, and said in a calm voice: "The name is a big deal, and it has to be related to the birth date, and we don't know whether the baby is a boy or a girl. If it is a girl, it is not appropriate."

Ye Zhen: "How could it be? We are given nicknames, so we don't need to be so particular about it, and my dad said that dogs are unisex!"

“…”

She looked at the man's dark handsome face and said without even blinking: "... How about calling the boy Brother Dog and the girl Dog Sister?"

Dog brother and dog sister? !

"no!"

"why… "

"Stop talking. Absolutely not."

Dashuai Shen's eyebrows were twitching, and he told himself not to behave like an illiterate pregnant woman. She had never read a book. How could a country girl expect her to come up with such an amazing name

Of course I didn’t expect it to become so popular...

Unexpectedly, as soon as he finished speaking, the other side blinked and looked at him with tears in his eyes: "Commander, you are so fierce. Don't you like Gouwa?"

Okay, I will still accuse him of being cruel.

No one really dared to say that to him. Before, he was just a little timid, introverted and shy. Unexpectedly, now that he has a child, he is bolder, talks more, and even stupider.

He gritted his teeth and chuckled, then pinched the woman's fair cheek: "If you don't like it, it's easy to say anything except Gouwa."

Ye Zhen still paid great attention to his opinions. She sighed and lay back beside him, depressed and worried, "Since the handsome man doesn't like it, then don't let him go... But my mother said that it's easier to feed a dog if you call it a dog. I'm afraid that our child… "

Shen Yu thought that she also loved his son very much, so he patted the woman's head and said, "As long as I'm here, what can happen? Don't worry."

His tone is frivolous, and he is confident that everything will be done.

She immediately hugged the man's arm happily: "Well, I believe you, you are so handsome!"

Remember how good he is, and quickly forget Gouwa!

He closed his eyes and hummed. The woman's body was soft and fragrant. He moved at will, turned over and pressed on her. She hooked her arm around his neck in a gentle manner and whispered: "Commander, the doctor said it's not possible."

He hummed, took the woman's hand and held it.

When he was happy, he listened to her say: "Commander, if you don't like my dog, how about I think of another one?"

He wanted to say that it was not a good idea, but he could not compliment the illiterate's naming skills. Even though she herself called Ye Zhen Ye Zhen very pleasantly, her son wanted to call her Gouzi. But when she tightened her grip, he hummed happily, inhaled, and felt At this moment, this woman wants to pluck the stars from the sky!

"My hands are so sore, Gouwa's father..."

“…!!!”

“…”

"..."

"...Because you don't like Gouwa, I just wanted to give one last shout to commemorate our Gouwa... Marshal, please call me Gouwa's mother too!"

“……”

Early that morning, Marshal Shen came out of Xiyuan with a dark face. He was filled with low pressure. He was so frightened that the maidservants shivered and did not dare to speak. She was even more afraid that the Sixth Aunt would do something wrong and make the Marshal unhappy, which would lead to disaster. and their jobs.

Ye Zhen ate a bowl of bird's nest and two big meat buns in the morning. She was sitting in the yard basking in the sun with ginseng chicken soup in her arms. The doctor asked her to rest, so she lay quietly without moving, while Xiao Ju peeled it for her next to her. The grape skins were put into a bowl and she ate them with a small silver fork. Not to mention how pleasant it was.

Xiaoju said: "Sixth aunt, when the commander left in the morning, he seemed to be in a bad mood?"

Ye Zhen blinked: "Is there any? No. Isn't the Marshal always like that?"

Xiaoju was helpless. This sixth aunt was obviously a beauty, but she was a beauty with only appearance and no inner meaning. Why did she have such poor eyesight? If Aunt Six hadn't seemed so easy to get along with and treated servants like them, and had given her money when her mother was sick, she would have gone to another hospital to find another way out.

Follow a stupid person who can't see the future.

"Sixth Auntie, it's a good thing that you are pregnant, but there are also disadvantages, that is, the women in other courtyards will definitely compete with you for favor. You can't serve the handsome man this year. If... So you, you still have to cage the handsome man more. Heart, find a way to make the commander love you all the time. And this morning, wouldn’t it be better if, Aunt Six, you could stay with the commander for breakfast together before sending him away? "

"No, the doctor said that we can have sex after three months, and we are both handsome women, so we shouldn't think about dominating him... Besides, the handsome man asked me to rest a little longer in the morning, so I don't have to get up."

... The commander-in-chief is so demanding in this regard. On weekdays, he can call for water several times a night. Can you, a pregnant woman, handle it? Even if the commander asks you to sleep, you can’t really sleep! Do you know how fierce the competition is

Moreover, the handsome man's face was really ugly when he left in the morning. I heard that Yun Niang's maid deliberately knelt in front of him and begged him to take a look at Yun Niang, but he drove them away with a sullen face!

She couldn't help but ask Ye Zhen if what happened last night? Ye Zhen said seriously, a little troubled: "It's really good. Just for our child's nickname, we discussed it all night and couldn't come up with anything."

This is good! By giving the child a name to connect with the commander, "What kind of nicknames have you thought of?"

Ye Zhen clasped her fingers and said: "Gou baby, Gou Zi, Dog brother, Gou sister!"

“…”

"It sounds great, but the commander doesn't like it, so I can only think about it again."

"..."

Why wasn't he beaten to death? ?

Xiao Ju went to the old lady on the pretext of going to the kitchen and relayed Ye Zhen's words. The old lady was very satisfied. Of course, a concubine should be silly and calm. It doesn't matter if she is uneducated, as long as she doesn't let her grandson Just follow his mother. If everyone is as big-hearted as Yun mother, this backyard will never be safe.

Xiao Ju was too embarrassed to tell the old lady about the dog. Fortunately, the commander didn't agree, otherwise the old lady would be furious!

Her golden eldest grandson cannot be called Gouzi even if he is called Zhuzhu!

Shen Yu didn't go to see Ye Zhen for several days, nor did he rest in other courtyards. It was probably because Ye Zhen's hand that caused him to suddenly ejaculate prematurely gave him too much stimulation and hurt the man's self-esteem. Ye Zhen also lost interest, and of course he disliked Ye Zhen very much.

He didn't go to see Ye Zhen, but he cared about the unborn child and asked the housekeeper how the situation was there.

The housekeeper said: "The doctor said that Mrs. Six is recovering very well and is no longer in serious trouble. As long as the fetus can sit firmly after the first three months, she will definitely give birth to a healthy, fat son."

He hummed and was doing business in the study.

The butler quietly retreated.

About half an hour later, Chuntao came to the study with the health soup she had prepared herself - before she became Shen Yu's woman, she was a maid serving by his side, and now she is familiar with the work and is comfortable with it.

In addition to Yun Niang and Chuntao, Shen Yu's backyard also has two women sent by his subordinates, Liu Meng, Cheng Ying, and Ru Feng from a fireworks place.

Chuntao was very smart and able to keep her figure low. She understood Shen Yu very well: "Commander, you have been busy with official duties recently and the old lady has been saying that your body can't bear it, so I made a tonic soup. You can drink some." ?”

She moved the old lady out, and Shen Yu reluctantly drank half a cup even though he didn't want to drink. Even so, she was very happy, and said: "I also made a lot of dishes that the commander likes in my small kitchen. When the commander comes over in the evening, I I’m preparing a pot of hot wine for you.”

She looked at him with admiration and fascination.

The man has a good figure, strong and tall. He took off his military uniform jacket and put it on the back of the chair. He only wore a white shirt underneath, with the collar open and the cuffs half rolled up, revealing his strong and sexy wheat-colored skin.

Sharp short hair, handsome silhouette, and overwhelming power can make her give everything to him.

He glanced at her and hummed slightly.

Of course eating is secondary, the main thing is that there are many things to do during the long night.

Chuntao happily went back to prepare. With her current status, she didn't need to cook herself. All she had to do was take a fragrant flower petal bath and wait for a night of ecstasy.

Xiao Ju was very anxious here. Looking at Aunt Six, who had eaten another large bowl of rice and drank two bowls of chicken soup, she said in a hurry: "The Marshal hasn't been to the backyard for a few days. He came back from the military camp today." Third aunt Bian went with the soup, and I heard that the commander-in-chief will stay at her place that night! Aunt Six, you should ask the commander-in-chief to come and see the child!"

Ye Zhen hugged her belly and said, "I haven't decided on the baby's nickname yet. I'll invite the commander-in-chief when I think about it."

Xiaoju: "..."

By the time you think about it, the daylilies will be cold!

Ye Zhen took another apple and prepared to walk in the courtyard, leisurely and without any worries.

Over there, Shen Yu had already entered the third concubine's room.

The two of them ate around the table. Chuntao knew Shen Yu's rules and habits and didn't like talking while eating, so she stayed quiet and used serving chopsticks to pick up dishes for him from time to time, all of which were his favorite dishes. After a quiet dinner, Shen Yu handled official duties for a while. Chuntao asked someone to serve desserts and fruits after the meal. However, Shen Yu generally didn't like to eat these things, so he only asked Chuntao to add some tea.

Until the time was almost up, the two of them entered the back bedroom to rest.

Chuntao helped the man change his clothes. She had just taken off her shirt. When she went to untie the belt around his waist, her wrist was suddenly held by him. She looked up at him. He frowned, as if he heard something, and the smile disappeared from his eyes. It sounded very scary: "I'll do it myself."

"good."

"Why do you have a dog barking outside?"

"... Is there any? I didn't hear it. Did a dog come from somewhere? Do you want to drive it away?"

He frowned: "No need."

Chuntao blushed and felt that Shen Yu seemed a little strange, but there was nothing strange about his expression. She just thought it was because she was overthinking and hummed.

But until she was lying on the bed, she clearly felt that the man had no such intention. He lay on the bed without touching her. She was looking forward to it and wanted to get pregnant as soon as possible... but the man didn't move her.

She tentatively approached and reached out her hand...

He did not refuse, and the air became hot. It turned out that he was not without desire, and she felt a little proud. Look, she was not angry, but the man suddenly pushed her away!

She suddenly woke up and saw the man's livid face, and a dog barked in her ears: "Woof woof - woof woof woof -"

He got up and got out of bed. He still had some difficulty in putting on his pants: "You rest first, I remembered that I still have some unfinished business."

The originally quiet courtyard became brightly lit because of Shen Yu's departure.

Chuntao chased Shen Yu to the gate of the courtyard, but failed to leave him behind. She was obviously fine just now, so why did she suddenly...

She is like this, but she still can't leave a man behind! And he would rather endure it than have her!

The other yards will definitely laugh to death!

Shen Yu's face became even worse. He hurried back to the study and asked the housekeeper, "Who is raising dogs in the house?"

The housekeeper said: "It's the sixth aunt. She said that she would feel at ease if she had a watchdog at the entrance of the hospital. The old lady was worried about the children and wouldn't let them. The sixth aunt said that without a watchdog, she couldn't eat or sleep... The old lady has no choice but to do it."

Shen Yu slapped the table, damn it! Just now, he almost fainted again when he heard the dog barking!

In fact, it's not just that. Whenever he has desires, he will think of the phrases "dog boy's father" and "dog boy's mother", and then he will have no idea at all. What's more, he still loses face in front of the illiterate...

He slept in the study that night. Early the next morning, his sixth aunt, whom he had not seen for a few days, happily came to see her. The housekeeper came to send a message, and of course he did not stop her from seeing her.

As soon as the woman came in, she walked happily to him: "Commander, I have been thinking about it for several days, and I finally thought of a particularly good nickname!"

Marshal Shen was shocked: "What?"

"Wangwang! Our child's name is Wangwang!"

Woof woof? !

Do you have to imitate dog barking every time you call your children

The stupid and illiterate person also said: "I got inspiration from rhubarb. It barks every day, so prosperous! Calling Wangwang will definitely make you prosperous, I will prosper, and everyone will prosper!"

Marshal Shen: "..."