The Trick to Teasing a Noble Family’s Son

Chapter 59

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Xie Zichen dealt with these embarrassments for a while, and even powdered his neck for the first time in order to cover up these marks. Then, under the guidance of the maid, she rushed to Wei Lan's room. When Xie Zichen arrived, Wei Lan was eating breakfast. Seeing Xie Zichen coming, she smiled and said, "Zichen is here, let's have dinner together?"

"No need." Xie Zichen calmed down, glanced at the people around him, Wei Lan immediately understood, and withdrew everyone around him, then got up to pull Xie Zichen back, but before he touched Xie Zichen, Xie Zichen immediately took a step back, watching vigilantly Looking at Wei Lan, Wei Lan couldn't help being a little amused, suppressed her smile, coughed and said, "Sit down."

"No need," Xie Zichen took a deep breath, "I'll go home if I ask you something."

"Tell me." Wei Lan walked around the dinner table and responded calmly. She probably knew what Xie Zichen wanted to ask without thinking about it. Xie Zichen felt a little embarrassed, turned his head to look aside, and pretended to be indifferent: "Have you..."

"No."

Wei Lan really broke her mouth, Xie Zichen heaved a sigh of relief, nodded and said, "Then I'll go back."

"Let's leave after breakfast." Wei Lan asked to stay, Xie Zichen thought about it, and then sat down, Wei Lan asked someone to serve Xie Zichen's bowls and chopsticks, at this time, Huan Heng was also in a hurry. Wei Lan couldn't help laughing when she saw Huan Heng, and said, "Ah Heng, sit down."

"Alan!" Huan Heng looked very anxious, and his face was a little flushed, as if there was something hard to say, and he was extremely anxious. Wei Lan immediately understood, stood up and said, "Talk to me in the room."

Huan Heng nodded, and followed Wei Lan into the inner room. After entering the inner room, Wei Lan folded her hands in her sleeves and said with a smile, "What's wrong?"

"Alan... I... I..." Huan Heng blushed like blood, hesitated for a long time, and finally said: "I seem to be sick..."

"Ill?" Wei Lan froze for a moment, then frowned: "I'll call you a doctor."

"Don't, don't!" Huan Heng hurriedly held Wei Lan, and said again: "I... I think it's not easy to tell others about my illness..."

"What's wrong with you?" Wei Lan looked Huan Heng up and down, quite worried.

Huan Heng lowered his head and said in a low voice: "Well, I just wake up in the morning... my pants are sticky... and then that place... um... Alan, you have it too... I just feel a little flustered..."

Huan Heng said it tactfully, Wei Lan was stunned for a moment, but she quickly realized that she was a little embarrassed at this time.

How could she have such a thing

But soon, she immediately remembered that there was a Xie Zichen outside, and she knew about Ah Heng. No one had ever taught these things, but Xie Zichen was born in a family, so there should be someone who specially taught them. At Xie Zichen's age, there are many of them. The housemaid is gone. She cleared her cough and said with some embarrassment: "Wait a minute, I'll call someone to teach you."

"Ah?" Huan Heng was at a loss, why did Wei Lan ask someone else to teach him

Wei Lan didn't explain much, walked out of the inner room, came to Xie Zichen's side, and said in a low voice, "Brother Zichen, I want to ask you something."

"Huh?" Xie Zichen raised his head, his face was flat, waiting for Wei Lan. Wei Lan coughed, feeling a little embarrassed, but she felt that in matters of personnel affairs, one should always find someone to teach Ah Heng. It's not good if Ah Heng half understands. Xie Zichen was the most reliable man among the men she knew. She was quite relieved to entrust Ah Heng to teach him, so she whispered: "Well, have you ever had a wet dream?"

Xie Zichen was drinking porridge. Hearing this sentence, the porridge choked in his throat on the spot, and he coughed quickly. He didn't know whether it was because of shyness or coughing, and his face turned red. Wei Lan quickly patted his back and explained: "Ah Heng, he needs someone to teach him these things. I thought that the children of your aristocratic family should have a system to teach these things, so I wanted you to teach him. You Don't worry about it... "

Hearing Wei Lan's explanation, Xie Zichen calmed down quite a bit. He still put on airs, pressed the corner of his lips with a handkerchief and said, "He's your brother, why don't you teach him?"

If I can fucking teach it!

Wei Lan was a little distressed, but she could only hold on and said: "My temperament is not very good. I'm afraid I will teach him badly..."

"Your temper." This time, Xie Zichen nodded in approval: "It's really not good."

Saying that, Xie Zichen threw down the veil, got up and said, "Let me go and have a look."

Wei Lan hurriedly nodded and sent Xie Zichen into the inner room, then she felt that she had to avoid suspicion about this man, so she didn't go in.

As soon as Xie Zichen entered, Huan Heng was stunned, and subconsciously said, "What are you doing here?"

"Teach you the way of yin and yang."

Huan Heng: "..."

After a while, he immediately waved his hands: "Thank you, I'll just ask Ah Lan."

"That's why Ah Lan asked me."

Xie Zichen's words made Huan Heng stop in his tracks. He turned his head and quietly looked at the young man in black and jade crown in front of him.

He was really beautiful, his facial features were exquisite and outstanding, and there was nothing that was not perfect. When he was in the north, everyone called Huan Heng Yumian Xiaojiang, but when he saw Xie Zichen, Huan Heng knew that the so-called face like a jade crown was like this.

Wei Lan has always liked such a badass. He knew it since he was in the north. He didn't like such a badass appearing next to Wei Lan. He didn't like it before, and he doesn't like it now. Degree.

When did Ah Lan and this person become so close

Taking care of him, loving him, sharing the same bed with him for a year and a half, and doing that again... Even the private things he said to her, she would tell him.

Anger suddenly surged in Huan Heng's heart, he looked at Xie Zichen coldly, Xie Zichen also noticed the change in Huan Heng's momentum, he remained silent, maintaining that indifferent expression.

"Stay away from Wei Lan." Huan Heng looked at this disgusting face and said in a cold voice. Pulled out a small knife from his waist, threatened: "Otherwise, I will cut your face!"

Without this face, why does Wei Lan still like him!

Hearing this, Xie Zichen was stunned for a moment, and after being speechless for a moment, he couldn't help marveling at the weirdness of Huan Heng's brain circuit.

He took a deep breath and slowly said: "The harmony of yin and yang is the foundation of a man. When a man reaches a certain age, he will change and develop lust. When lust arises, the body will harden accordingly."

As he said that, Xie Zichen aimed at the bottom of Huan Heng, but Huan Heng subconsciously blocked it with his hands, and said nervously, "What are you looking at!"

"Well, it seems that you know it," Xie Zichen nodded, looked away, and continued: "Men and teenagers often have nocturnal emissions, and the person in the dream is often the object of their yearning, or the person who seduces them..."

Hearing Xie Zichen's words, Huan Heng couldn't help but stay there.

yearning person...

It turned out that Ah Lan was the one he yearned for

The appearance of Wei Lan's dream appeared in his mind again, and his eyes became a little blurred. Seeing his appearance, Xie Zichen couldn't help being curious: "Who did you dream about?"

"Alan..."

Huan Heng replied subconsciously, Xie Zichen's expression changed, before Huan Heng could react, he was knocked down by Xie Zichen's punch.

"Bastard!" Xie Zichen cursed angrily, "He's your brother, you bastard!"

Huan Heng was blindsided by Xie Zichen's punch, and when he realized it, he immediately moved his hand. However, when he heard Xie Zichen say "he is your brother", he couldn't help but bleed slightly.

That's right, this is his brother, how could he have such feelings for his brother

But he can't, what about Xie Zichen? What is Xie Zichen

"He's my brother," Huan Heng sneered, "Aren't you his brother?"

"Yes!" Xie Zichen kicked Huan Heng away, then lifted Huan Heng's collar, slammed it against the wall, and looked at him fiercely: "He is my brother, so I will never miss her, never miss her." I will not tarnish her, and I will never let her walk on this road of no return!"

"Then what are you guys yesterday!" Huan Heng roared angrily, and kicked Xie Zichen away. Xie Zichen was forced to retreat by him, and he said angrily, "Do you think I'm blind!"

"Aren't you blind?" Xie Zichen was also a little ashamed. The two of them punched each other in the room and punched each other. Xie Zichen sneered: "Don't say it was me yesterday, it was Your Majesty. Wei Lan is still the same."

Hearing this, Huan Heng was taken aback for a moment, then Xie Zichen threw him over his shoulder to the ground, and then stomped hard on the ground with his foot.

Xie Zichen looked at Huan Heng coldly, his eyes were still a little dazed, as if he didn't understand what happened at all. Xie Zichen looked at the man being trampled on the ground, and suddenly felt that he was no different from this man.

I like that person the same, but I can't love the same person.

But Huan Heng is different.

Wei Lan likes him, Xie Zichen, but only for this skin.

But Wei Lan's love for Huan Heng is from the bottom of her heart, from the bottom of her heart.

Xie Zichen's relationship with Wei Lan is nothing more than a flower she saw suddenly on the road, and a dog picked up by the side of the road.

But for Huan Heng to Wei Lan, it was a tree in his heart, sprouting and taking root.

"You are her brother," Xie Zichen held back all the jealousy and bitterness in his heart, and said in a hoarse voice: "She loves you, so you should think of her more. Yin and yang are in harmony, and the laws of heaven and ethics are in harmony. If people know that she is a broken sleeve , do you know how many people in the government and the public will stare at her, and she will never be able to wash away this stigma in her whole life."

"She has her family," I don't know whether to tell Huan Heng or himself, Xie Zichen said slowly: "She will marry a wife and have children in the future, and she will have grandchildren soon, so don't miss him."

Huan Heng didn't speak, his eyes were full of bewilderment.

Xie Zichen put his feet back and quietly looked at the young man who hadn't reacted yet. After a long time, Huan Heng finally came to his senses and stared blankly at Xie Zichen: "Do you... like Ah Lan?"

Xie Zichen didn't speak, he folded his hands in his wide sleeves and slowly closed his eyes. After a long time, when Huan Heng almost thought that he would not speak, he suddenly said: "Yes."

Huan Heng opened his eyes wide, staring blankly at Xie Zichen, and heard Xie Zichen speak in a flat tone that seemed to suppress countless emotions, deliberately suppressing his speed: "I like her, Wei Shizi, whether it is male or female, I like her both."

"But just because I like him," Xie Zichen slowly opened his eyes, and said hoarsely: "I will never be with her. I will be her brother for the rest of my life, guarding her, accompanying her, and seeing her as an excellent minister." , marrying a wife and having children, full of children and grandchildren. I will not delay him, Huan Heng," he looked at Huan Heng, his eyes were full of warnings, as if he was waiting for a response from Huan Heng: "Do you understand how to like someone? ?”

Huan Heng didn't speak, just kept silent.

Xie Zichen's eyes gradually turned cold.

He won't tolerate any disturbance to Wei Lan, he can't, and others can't. He waited for Huan Heng's response, but after a long time, Huan Heng smiled.

"You lied to me." Huan Heng raised his head, his eyes full of sneers: "You disturb my mood, just trying to lie to me. Wei Lan is my brother, and we are both going to marry wives and have children. How could I be right? Does she have such thoughts?"

"Not the best." Huan Heng's words were already a statement, Xie Zichen said coldly, then turned and left.

Xie Zichen walked into the courtyard, Wei Lan was admiring the flowers, seeing Xie Zichen coming out, Wei Lan smiled: "Teaching finished?"

"Find someone to teach you." Xie Zichen said lightly, "You're too stupid."

Wei Lan: "..."

It turns out that Huan Heng has become so ignorant of personnel affairs

After sending Xie Zichen out, Wei Lan sighed and came back to look at Huan Heng. Huan Heng was still sitting on the ground, and the surrounding area was in a mess because of their fight, Wei Lan couldn't help being stunned: "Did you fight?"

Huan Heng didn't speak, just sat on the ground with his head down. Wei Lan couldn't help feeling a bit softer in her heart, she squatted down, looked at Huan Heng, and said cautiously: "Ah Heng, what's the matter, tell me?"

Huan Heng raised his head and looked at Wei Lan quietly.

"Alan," he said hoarsely, "do you still remember that year, how we met?"

Wei Lan didn't speak, she gently pulled his hair behind his ears. Huan Heng's eyes were a little dazed: "That year I went out with my brother, but was trapped in the mountains because of the heavy snow. I wanted to go out to find the way, but the whole world was white, and I couldn't even find the way back. .I was sitting by myself under a tree, so cold, so hungry. I thought I was going to die there, but here you are."

"Snow fell on me, you pulled me out of the snow, and then carried me out of the mountains. At that time, you were as big as me, but much tougher than me. I lay on your back and felt that you were very warm. , At that time, I thought, my life was saved by you."

"Why do you suddenly think of this?"

Wei Lan spoke softly, she didn't quite understand why Huan Heng was so sad by asking Xie Zichen to teach him the way of yin and yang.

Huan Heng smiled, and reached out to pull Wei Lan into his arms. Wei Lan rested her chin on his neck and heard him let out a satisfied sigh.

"Alan," he said in a hoarse voice, "I've thought since then, I will always protect you, and I won't let anyone hurt you, neither can anyone, nor can I."

"I know." Wei Lan couldn't help softening her heart when she heard him mention the past: "Me too."

In this world, if anyone is different, it is probably Huan Heng.

This young man foolishly accompanied her in the most difficult years. He survived the knife and shed blood for her. They crawled out of the dead and supported each other to survive. She defended him with her life, and she tried her best to protect him. A year and a half ago, she left from the north, and she didn't want him to go into danger, so she left him in the north, but he still came regardless.

No one can compare to Huan Heng's friendship for her. So she was romantic all her life, but Xiao never thought about Huan Heng.

Because this boy is the one she holds on top of her heart.

Hearing Wei Lan's words, Huan Heng closed his eyes.

This is enough.

Regardless of whether he really likes Wei Lan or not, no matter whether Wei Lan likes her or not, knowing that she treats him the same way, he feels that this feeling, no matter what name it is in, has no regrets.

He quietly hugged Wei Lan for a while, then opened his eyes, but smiled.

"Alan," he rubbed Wei Lan's face with his face, "I'm hungry."

"Then let's eat."

Wei Lan also readily pulled him up.

The two had breakfast together, and went through a few tricks. After a few days of darkness, Wei Lan was going to court.

Xie Zichen entered Yushitai, and Wei Lan became Shang Shulang. Shang Shulang is a clear-cut job, equivalent to the emperor's think tank. Although his starting point is lower than that of Xie Zichen, he is promoted quickly.

On the first day of court, Wei Lan was as quiet as a chicken among the courtiers, and felt the power of Xie Zichen. As a rookie at Yushitai, Xie Zichen didn't look like a rookie at all in the court. On the first day of the court, he joined three ministers in a row. These three people have long been disliked by Yushitai, but these three people are extremely good at sophistry, and they have not won this group of people after participating several times. As a result, Xie Zichen troubled these three people as soon as he came up. Moreover, he had obviously greeted the doctor Wang Nan when he participated in these three people, because during the whole process, the Yushitai did not say a word, nor did he help Xie Zichen. But he didn't dismantle his platform, it's not like Yushitai's style at all.

Seeing that Yu Shitai was silent, these three people brought their relatives and friends to surround Xie Zichen together. Seeing this posture, Wei Lan mourned for these three ministers. As for Xie Zichen's fighting strength, let alone the three of them brought relatives and friends , even if they take them from the Nine Clans, they may not be able to beat Xie Zichen.

Sure enough, after Xie Zichen and them fought each other for an early court, the emperor successfully put these three people in prison.

He succeeded in letting the whole court know what it means to be a new official with three fires, and that Dr. Yushi is not easy to mess with.

When it was time to go to court, Wei Lan leaned forward and said to Xie Zichen, "Congratulations, Lord Yushi."

Xie Zichen didn't look sideways, and said calmly: "Don't give me this set, if you should participate, I will participate."

Hearing this, Wei Lan couldn't help laughing, turned the small fan in her hand, and looked up at Xie Zichen with a funny look in her eyes: "Xie Yushi is so jealous, why don't you give me justice?"

Xie Zichen didn't speak, and waited for Wei Lan's words in silence. Wei Lan sighed, and said with some regret: "The minister treats me so coldly, Wei Lan is really sad."

"Speak up if you have something to say." Xie Zichen became a little impatient, Wei Lan put away his expression, and said seriously: "Okay, I do have two things I want to tell you."

"The first one is about that day." Hearing this, Xie Zichen's face changed slightly, and he was about to stop Wei Lan, when he heard the other party say: "I have thought about it for a long time recently, and I think this matter should not be so vague. Go down. Although I didn't ask you that day, I did touch you."

"Next!" Xie Zichen gritted his teeth, Wei Lan smiled, but continued: "I can marry you."

Hearing this, Xie Zichen's face darkened instantly. After cursing: "Absurd!", he strode out of the palace gate. Wei Lan grabbed him and said in a low voice: "This is the palace, do you want me to talk to you?"

Xie Zichen understands that Wei Lan is someone who can do such a thing, he wants face, but Wei Lan is shameless. He could only slow down and walk side by side with Wei Lan, pretending to have nothing to do, and said: "Don't mention this matter again."

"Zichen," Wei Lan smiled wryly, "Are you serious, you don't want to marry me?"

"I am a manly man!" Xie Zichen was a little annoyed: "There is no reason to marry you?!"

Hearing this, Wei Lan was silent for a while, and after thinking about it, she realized: "You want me to marry you?"

Xie Zichen was stunned for a moment, then turned his head a little embarrassed, and pretended to be calm: "I don't need you to marry me, we are both men, and we should have our own families. I will help you only because of you It's my brother, you made sense at that time, I don't blame you. I'm a man, it's nothing. "

As he said that, Xie Zichen said with some difficulty: "Just pretend nothing happened and forget about it."

These words were expected by Wei Lan. It's just that she was not reconciled, and always wanted to confirm it again. Now that she heard it, she had worked hard. She smiled, and didn't continue, but talked about the second thing.

"The second thing is that I hope Zichen will help me."

Wei Lan twirled the small fan in her hand, and looked up at the two men in scarlet official robes in the distance.

"A few days ago, I was very curious as to why His Majesty would suddenly call me into the palace. I asked people to investigate for a few days, and I finally figured it out." Wei Lan had a cold light in her eyes, but smiled on her face.

"My uncle and my uncle sent five beauties like me to the emperor. They even told the emperor that the Wei family is willing to dedicate me to His Majesty. Let His Majesty summon me into the palace. After the raw rice is cooked, They will make it clear for His Majesty in the Wei family, and let the elders of the Wei family force me to accept my fate."

As she said that, Wei Lan raised her head and looked at Xie Zichen: "Zichen thinks, uncle and uncle gave me such a big gift, should I reciprocate it?"

"Of course." Xie Zichen looked at the two brothers of the Wei family in the distance, and said calmly, "If someone gives you something, you should always return it ten times. This is considered polite."

Hearing this, Wei Lan smiled.

The petals on the peach blossom tree in front of the palace gate were flying by the wind, Wei Lan raised her hand and grabbed a piece of peach blossom.

"Spring is over."

The end of spring is a good time to kill.

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Huan Heng's personal song recommendation - "Four Sides of the Border", I recommend listening to this part when I see Huan Heng.

[Small Theater 1. Huan Heng's Enlightenment Education]

Son Huanheng: Mom Lan, I seem to have a wet dream.

Mom Weilan: Damn, my son has grown up, how can I teach him? Call his dad.

Father Xie Zichen: Son, let me teach you...

[Inspiration for the nocturnal emission]

This matter started many years ago.

At that time, I was still a young boy, and I had a buddy who was about fifteen or sixteen years old, and he was still a very innocent boy.

One morning at 6:30, he called me and woke me up, saying that something big had happened and he needed an interview.

So I hurried to the school and asked him, what happened

My buddy blushed and told me shamelessly that he seemed to be sick...

Then, I determined through detailed understanding that he had a wet dream...

As a girl, I seriously educated him about popular science.

Then I asked curiously, what did you dream about last night

Dude is very shy to say...

"I dreamed that I was Monkey King, and XX (a boy in our class) was Tang Seng. I escorted him to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures. On the way, I met monsters. I beat them all night..."

I:"… "

Many years later, I understood the true meaning of goblin fights...