Liu Xun laughed slyly when he heard this, and then his face straightened after a moment. He looked at Chen Mengxi and said, "Miss, are you kidding me? With your looks and figure, there are probably a whole company of people chasing you, right? Not to mention asking them to pretend to be your boyfriend, even if they were to do hard labor for nothing, they would be happy, right? Now you want me to pretend to be your boyfriend? Do I have more arms or legs than them?"
Chen Mengxi smiled awkwardly, her expression was extremely tangled, her jade-smooth hands twisted the corners of her clothes, her pearly teeth bit her red lips, and she whispered softly: "Because... because you are uglier than them..."
"... "Liu Xun was numb, completely numb. Even Liu Xun, who had never hesitated in the hail of bullets before, was now completely numb and dull.
"No... No, this... You..." Liu Xun wanted to speak, but he didn't know what to say. Could this be considered a reason? This was too direct. Even if he wasn't handsome, he was pretty, right? Also, how could you ask someone to help you pretend to be your boyfriend and then directly say that the person was ugly
Liu Xun was completely speechless. Do you know what it feels like when a grenade is thrown without making a sound? Liu Xun was now enjoying this kind of bitter smile, the tangled feeling of wanting to be angry but having no way to vent. After all, Chen Mengxi was telling the truth, and he was indeed not handsome.
"No, since I'm ugly, why did you ask me to pretend to be your boyfriend? Is there something wrong with your vision? Or is there something wrong with your aesthetic sense?" After taking a big sip of mineral water, Liu Xun finally suppressed the frustration in his heart and asked back.
As if he knew that his words just now were somewhat hurtful to others' self-esteem, Chen Mengxi smiled apologetically at Liu Xun and explained hurriedly: "I didn't say that you are ugly, I just said that you look..." At this point, Chen Mengxi suddenly became speechless, looking extremely anxious, but he didn't know what words to use to describe it.
"It doesn't look good, does it?" Just when Chen Mengxi was about to collapse, Liu Xun completed the sentence for her. Chen Mengxi nodded happily when she heard it, but when she saw the black lines on Liu Xun's forehead, she immediately shook her head.
Seeing Liu Xun sitting there with a resentful look on his face, Chen Mengxi's expression suddenly became conflicted. Misty eyes appeared in her eyes, and her two big watery eyes looked at Liu Xun pitifully.
"Okay, put away your golden beans. If you have something to say, just say it quickly." It is said that women are made of water. Liu Xun thinks this is absolutely true. The woman in front of him cries at the slightest provocation, which really makes Liu Xun a little overwhelmed.
When Chen Mengxi heard Liu Xun's words, the cloudy sky suddenly turned sunny. He leaned over to Liu Xun and whispered, "My father has arranged a marriage for me. This time he asked me to go back to meet that man. But uncle, think about it, she is only 19 years old, and in this socialist society with sunshine, there are such forced marriage incidents. Uncle, as a three-good man, don't you feel angry?"
Liu Xun shook his head and smiled when he heard that, but just when he was about to look up, his gaze was fixed on the deep breasts again. Because Chen Mengxi was leaning over, Liu Xun could see the deep breasts clearly.
Upon seeing this, Chen Mengxi's cheeks suddenly turned red, and she quickly shrank back into her seat, looking at Liu Xun with a hint of resentment in her eyes.
Liu Xun coughed lightly to cover up his embarrassment, pretending to be serious and changing the subject: "No, how can this be considered forced marriage? This is just a typical blind date, right? Go meet him, maybe you will like that man, and if you don't want to, your father won't force you."
"I don't care. You've already seen my body. If you don't agree, I guarantee that the headlines on the Internet tomorrow will be about a migrant worker molesting an innocent girl." Chen Mengxi covered her chest with one hand and said in an extremely tough attitude.
Liu Xun was speechless again when he heard this, and immediately retorted: "Miss, can we not confuse right and wrong? Who looked at your body? Who molested you? I only saw a pink tube top... tube top..." At this point, Liu Xun cursed inwardly that he had been tricked by this little girl.
In fact, even Liu Xun himself didn't know that before he came into contact with Chen Mengxi, he had been immersed in sadness, but after coming into contact with her, the sadness in Liu Xun's heart was temporarily forgotten.
When Chen Mengxi heard Liu Xun's words, especially the one about the pink tube top, her cheeks flushed again, but she still made a victory "V" sign to Liu Xun with her hand.
"Forget it, I'll just agree to it." Liu Xun was really exhausted. Isn't it just being a fake boyfriend? He won't die anyway, and the other party is a beautiful woman, so why not? Now he can only comfort himself like this.
"No." Just when Liu Xun was about to close his eyes and rest for a while, Chen Mengxi's voice came again. He opened his eyes helplessly and smiled bitterly: "Miss, I have already promised you, what else do you want?"
Chen Mengxi looked at Liu Xun with an extremely solemn expression, and actually pulled out two pieces of white paper from the bottom of the notebook, and said solemnly: "Sign the contract."
"... "Liu Xun was speechless, numb, and confused. How could he help out with a contract? Just as he was puzzled and thinking about this, Chen Mengxi took out a pen and said, "I'm afraid that if you rely on me again, my life will be ruined."
"..." Liu Xun was speechless again. He could only numbly pick up the mineral water beside him and prepare to drink it. However, when he drank it, he found that the water in it was gone.
Chen Mengxi passed the orange juice in front of her to Liu Xun, and then she bent over her notebook, busy with something. Liu Xun was still confused by Chen Mengxi at this time, so he took the orange juice and drank it.
When Liu Xun's consciousness had almost recovered, Chen Mengxi suddenly pushed a contract in front of Liu Xun. Liu Xun no longer had the mind to figure out how the contract was typed, because the font on the contract made him laugh and cry.
The contract is as follows:
Hiring boyfriend contract.
1. First, Party A guarantees Party B's daily meals and accommodation. If necessary, the two can live together, but Party B cannot touch Party A's body, let alone have any inappropriate relationship with Party A. (Unless it is necessary for a play!)
. Second, Party A shall provide Party B with daily meals and accommodation, and shall also pay Party B a labor fee of RMB 300 per day, which shall be settled on a daily basis without any debt.
Third, Party B must act in full accordance with Party A's regulations and must not complain. In short, what Party A says is what it means. If Party A tells Party B to go west, Party B must not go east; if Party A tells Party B to go east, Party B must not go west.
4. Fourth, when the contract is completed, Party A and Party B shall not have any contact with each other, and they will be like strangers. If either Party A or Party B violates this clause, they will be prosecuted by law and their political rights will be deprived for life. (Not complete yet, will be added later.)
The three big characters "Chen Mengxi" were written on the signature of Party A on the contract, and there was also a fingerprint on the name. Just as Liu Xun finished reading it, Chen Mengxi pushed the pen and red clay in front of Liu Xun.
"Any objections? If not, just sign it." Liu Xun looked at Chen Mengxi numbly and shook his head dully. Seeing this, Chen Mengxi smiled proudly and said happily: "Uncle, don't worry, if you satisfy me, I will give you a raise, which will definitely be more than what you earn as a migrant worker."
"..." Liu Xun was completely shocked by Chen Mengxi. Not to mention the loopholes in the contract, he was actually considered a migrant worker! This alone made Liu Xun admire Chen Mengxi's intelligence to the point of numbness.
"Here, here are the detailed information of my father and that man." Turning the notebook in front of Liu Xun's face, Chen Mengxi continued: "Let me introduce myself here. I am Chen Mengxi, 19 years old, and I play the role of your girlfriend in the contract."
Liu Xun nodded, memorized the information of Chen's father and a handsome man, then signed the contract full of loopholes, and finally put his fingerprint on his name.
"Miss Chen, right? My name is Liu Xun. This year, my occupation..." Liu Xun paused. After all, he didn't really have any occupation at the moment. After hesitating for a moment, he immediately said, "I'll just be a migrant worker!"
When Liu Xun finished speaking, Chen Mengxi immediately opened her eyes wide and looked at Liu Xun, and asked in surprise: "You are the one? I thought you ran away..."
"... "He shook his head secretly, but fortunately Liu Xun had become immune to his vicious words, so he perfunctorily said: "I can't help it. I am a migrant worker. I get up early and go to bed late. I am almost collapsed every day. How can I compare with you?"
Chen Mengxi smiled awkwardly, thinking that Liu Xun had misunderstood, and hurriedly explained: "I'm sorry, I don't mean to look down on migrant workers, it's just that you look too mature..."
Liu Xun shook his head and sighed, not wanting to argue with him anymore, so he asked, "Tell me, what role do I play in the contract?"
"Of course he is my boyfriend. You play the role of a captain affiliated with the S City Security Department of the Nanjing Military Region." Chen Mengxi said with a smile, as if she was talking about a trivial matter.
Liu Xun was speechless again when he heard this. When he looked at the information of Chen Mengxi's father just now, he found that he was the chairman of a large international company. He was now playing the role of his daughter's boyfriend. As Chen Mengxi's father, would he not check his identity
Even if Chen Mengxi's father was a man who trusted his daughter very much and didn't check her identity, where did she get her military uniform and rank? Did she buy a fake one on the street? If Chen's father couldn't tell, then Liu Xun really had to wonder how he opened this company.
"Ms. Chen, I think this matter..." Liu Xun was about to say that he needed to continue to consider it, but before he could finish, Chen Mengxi interrupted him and said, "I know what you are worried about. You are worried about the military uniform and rank. But don't worry, my best friend can do all these. I have already contacted her."
Chen Mengxi looked at Liu Xun and said as if he was offering a treasure. Liu Xun sighed in his heart when he heard it. The other party's mind was too naive to trust someone like this. If he was a terrorist, once he got off the plane, Chen Mengxi would lose her money and her virginity at best, and it would cause international conflicts at worst.
From Chen Mengxi's words, Liu Xun could already infer that her so-called best friend must be the child of a high-ranking official in the military region, otherwise she would never have been able to get the military rank and uniform, and her father would definitely not know about the uniform she got, because there are many captain ranks in the military region. If she wanted to get it, she could just find an excuse to borrow it from someone.
At that time, if Liu Xun was a terrorist, he would definitely be kidnapped and then further imprisoned. If Liu Xun was an international terrorist, the consequences would be disastrous.
"Okay Mengxi, then everything will be according to your arrangement." Liu Xun pretended to be satisfied and said with a smile. There were all kinds of people on the plane, and he was not sure that the conversation just now was not overheard by someone with ulterior motives, so he could only quickly change the subject.
"Hey, uncle, you got into the role pretty quickly. You're taking advantage of others so quickly." Chen Mengxi raised the glass of orange juice beside her and took a sip. Then she stretched out her white jade-like hand to Liu Xun and said, "Happy cooperation."
Liu Xun held Chen Mengxi's jade-like smooth little hand, but he had no intention to appreciate the soft beauty. At this moment, he was observing every passenger around him. When he found that there was nothing unusual, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief and smiled, "Happy cooperation."
PS: Please collect (to be continued)